Class 1-A
I Eat (B)ass- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Eat My (B)ass - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Phil Swift's Lovechild - Hanta Sero
Surprised Pichu - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
UA Staff
Cryptic - Nezu
Offbrand Batman - Eraserhead
Banshee - Present Mic
Dr. Sleep - Midnight
White Mage - Recovery Girl
Eli - Vlad King
All Might - All Might
6:00 pm on a Monday
Slip of the Tongue
I Eat (B)ass has changed his username to Izzy M
Eat My (B)ass has changed her username to Bass Bitch
Surprised Pichu: Why did you change your usernames?
Izzy M: You do know that the teachers are in this chat right?
Bass Bitch: And Izzy's parents.
Izzy M: You know how awkward it is to have your parents explain to you about eating ass.
Bomberman: That sounds like it is both real funny and real embarrassing.
Drunk Dragon: Better than my mother calling me about how the news is fake and how everyone who is not a conservative republican is a traitor.
Izzy M: Is that why you wouldn't let grandma anyware near me as a kid?
Drunk Dragon: That and the fact she was really into gaslighting me.
Lesser Jedi: Is that why you never introduced me to her.
Drunk Dragon: That and she disowned me when I refused to buy a gun when I was 17.
Izzy M: Wait, don't you need to be 18 to buy any gun?
Drunk Dragon: You do and I said multiple times that if I had a gun I'd probably use it on myself.
Bass Bitch: So your mother…
Drunk Dragon: Didn't care about me as a person but as a pawn for her political party.
Deus Ex Machina: Sounds like a terrible childhood.
Drunk Dragon: There were also the guys my mother dated through my childhood. I remember one guy when I was four who backhanded me in the face while I was brushing my teeth because I was brushing side to side instead of up and down while my mom watched from the hallway.
Izzy M: That explains why you would never talk about grandma and why you refuse to own a gun.
Drunk Dragon: Why would you need a gun when you have fire breath?
Bass Bitch: So, Aizawa, how wasit to beat the shit out of Monoma?
Offbrand Batman: It was interesting.
Banshee: You see kids when we got there Monoma was watching some granny porn and while we were distracted by the fact he was watching something so vile that a guy in a dragon shirt walked in with what looked like a whaling harpoon and threw the thing into his shoulder and nailed him to the wall. He then looked us in the eye while putting on a pair of sunglasses and said he would go wherever God takes him.
Phil Swift's Lovechild: I see what he did there.
Dr. Sleep: I'm still wondering where he got the harpoon.
Thermostat: I hear you can get anything on Amazon these days.
Anti-Grav: Can confirm, you can get one for less than $100.
Knuckles: I love the internet. Porn and retail all in one place.
Izzy M: Right, cause after you finish cranking the hog, you need to buy a discount pocket pussy and some peanut butter lube from wish.
Bass Bitch: Wish?
Izzy M: You know, white trash Amazon. The main thing they sell is discount clothes, electronics, lingerie, sex toys, penis enhancement drugs and of course flavored lube. Personally I prefer the pineapple coconut flavored lube.
Ninja Mina: What is up with you and pineapples?
Izzy M: Pineapple is awesome. You know there's an enzyme in pineapple that makes the juice dissolve meat when you bite into it, so pineapples are the only fruit that can kill a man.
Thermostat: I worry about you sometimes Midoriya.
Izzy M: At least I'm not sending used anal beads and condoms to everyone.
Bomberman: Who are you sending them to?
Izzy M: Mineta and Monoma. Also some guy named Bucky who lives in Kentucky.
Bass Bitch: You made that last one up, didn't you?
Izzy M: You know me so well.
Sonic: Midoriya! I thought you knew better than to send used marital aids and prophylactics to former classmates.
Izzy M: If it helps, the anal beads are not mine.
Anti-Grav: That brings up more questions.
Izzy M: They come from the dumpster behind the sex shop for when they have people return them.
Knuckles: I thought sex shops were no refunds places.
Izzy M: They are, people leave them in the store when their dis-satisfied with them and the employees just throw them out and I grab them and soak them in Clorox then send them out. The condoms are my old lambskins.
Froppy: Lambskin?
Izzy M: Latex makes my skin break out.
Bass Bitch: Is that why you had to get rid of that body condom you wore under your suit?
Izzy M: That thing was difficult to put on. I had to use like three bottles of lotion and astroglide just to get the damn thing on.
MeiDay Parade: I get the astroglide but why the lotion?
Izzy M: prevents chafing.
Anti-Grav: Makes sense.
Authors Note: Chapter 46 answers. Tokage and Shiozaki being Hisashi's niece and cousin was suggested by Shogun lord poke burst, everything else was shockingly devoid of references.
As Always
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