NOTE: There are somethings I'm gonna answer before this chapter starts.
1. Yes, they will watch the DBZA ShortZ and Cell Vs.
2. The cast won't be split up for the movies going forward. In fact the next chapter will be History of Trunks, so look forward to that.
3. Do you guys really want Blue Pegasus? Because, if enough people want it, then I'll add them after both Cooler movies.
4. I was thinking of making a side story of them playing one of the DBZ Games. I'll allow you guys to pick a game and I'll choose the option that sounds the best. Of course that side story will only exist if you guys want it.
5. No, I will not write a story of FT cast watching something else. Sorry, but get someone else to write that or write it yourself.
Other than that I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, leave a review, and have a good day.
Chapter 49: News of Future Past
(cut to the group cheering at Goku's return to Earth)
KRILLIN: Yay! Yeah! Goku!
YAMCHA: All right! This is awesome!
"I know, right!" Natsu agreed.
GOKU: Wow, I can't believe you guys are all still alive. I mean, I swore Freezer was gonna Yamcha at least one or two of you. Speaking of which... Hi, Yamcha!
"Are we making that a thing?" Levy asked.
"Of course we're making that a thing!" Gajeel laughed.
YAMCHA: (sweat drops) Hey...
GOKU: So, which one of you guys ixnayed the old Freezer-fray?
"The mysterious purple kid," Gildarts answered.
VEGETA: (the back of his pink shirt shows a rainbow) Well, Kakarrot, while you were off bumming around in space, I took charge of the situation. Gathering up your planet's measly excuse for fighters, and spear-headed an assault on-
BULMA: (referring to the young man) Right over here.
VEGETA: (off-screen) I was getting to that!
"Sure you were," Lucy giggled.
"They're a match made in heaven," Juvia said, with hearts in her eyes.
"More like a match made in hell," Gray muttered.
GOKU: Oh, if it ain't you, you old so-and-so! It's been so long since I, uh... I... I mean you...
YOUNG MAN: We've never met before.
"Yeah, can we get more of an explanation?" Levy asked.
GOKU: Oh, thank God, or... Kami, or King Kai... I don't know.
"They're both God, so there shouldn't be that much of an issue," Laxus said.
GOKU: that whole thing is screwy.
"Agreed," Freed spoke.
YOUNG MAN: Actually, if it's okay with you... I'd like to talk to you in private.
"Alright! Time for some answers!" Levy cheered.
GOKU: Oh, okay! One minute, guys.
GOHAN: But Dad, it's been almost two years!
"You guys can catch up soon. Don't worry," Erza reassured.
GOKU: I know, but I gotta go talk to this purple stranger.
"Wording it like that just makes it worse," Gildarts sighed.
GOHAN: But I-
GOKU: Yeah, cool.
(Goku and the young man fly away from the others)
YOUNG MAN: (thinking) Okay, Trunks, don't be nervous. He's just a normal guy- just introduce yourself. (out loud) So, you're Sun Wukong, right? (thinking) DAMN IT!
"Why would you think that's his name?" Natsu questioned.
"It does sound a bit like 'Son Goku', but still different," Freed thought.
GOKU: I'm Son Goku, yes.
"And he just accepts it," Carla facepalms.
TRUNKS: (thinking) Roll with it. (out loud) I'm Trunks! Nice to meet you!
"Alright we got a name," Levy reworte "Mysterious Youth" to "Trunks".
"I like his name, but who picks the name "Trunks" for their kid?" Yukino questioned.
GOKU: Trunks, huh? So you're the one who whomped Freezer.
TRUNKS: Yes. I was actually wondering... How did he survive Namek?
"Yes, please tell us," Evergreen folded her arms.
GOKU: Well... (slowly) ...I kinda maybe sorta kept letting him go…
Simultaneously everyone in the guild(Even Natsu) all facepalmed. A spectacular sight to behold for sure.
GOKU: Yeah, probably a bad call.
"YA THINK!?"
TRUNKS: If I hadn't shown up, all your friends would be dead.
"And it would've been all Goku's fault," Kagura said, spiteful.
GOKU: Hoo boy, the dragon wouldn't be happy about that one!
"Don't be nonchalant about your friends and family dying," Jellal responded.
TRUNKS: Also, I'm curious... When you fought Freeza, you were a Super Saiyan, correct?
"The strongest Super Saiyan!" Natsu said.
GOKU: A Super Duper Super Saiyan!
TRUNKS: Well, can you show me?
GOKU: I barely know you, but... I guess! (transforms into a Super Saiyan) Ha-ha-ha-ha! Still kinda tickles…
"Frosch likes Super!" Frosch enjoyed the scene.
"Super Saiyan seems to give off a tickling feeling or that's just a Goku thing," Levy observed.
TRUNKS: Yep, that's a Super Saiyan, all right! So, now that you've shown me yours, I'll show you mine. (transforms into a Super Saiyan as well)
"Sounds kinky~" Canna wiggled her eyebrows.
"Canna stop!" Lucy yelled.
GOKU: Whoa...! What happened to your hair? It's yellow!
"How did you not know your hair turns yellow?" Romeo questioned.
"Well, I didn't know my Dragon Force turned my hair pink until I saw my own reflection. Goku may have just never looked in a mirror," Wendy explains to the boy next to her.
"I guess," He responded.
TRUNKS: So is yours...
GOKU: It is?!
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cut to the group observing the both Goku and Trunks' Super Saiyan transformations)
BULMA: Blonde, spiky hair...
GOHAN: Incredible aura…
"Vegeta's spirit shattering into pieces," Minverva crackled.
KRILLIN: Well, Vegeta, now that Goku's here to compare, we can finally say for sure that that kid's a Super-
VEGETA: Utter one more word, and no dragon alive will be able to fix what I do to you!
"I'll give him a point for being able to intimidate cowards," Minverva compliments.
"How do you hurt someone enough that a magical dragon can't fix them?" Lisanna wondered.
"I don't think you want to know sis," Elfman sweatdropped.
KRILLIN: (quickly changing the subject) So, Tien, uh, have you been lifting? 'Cause you are jacked!
"HE'S SO MANLY!" Elfman flexed his muscles.
TIEN: Yeah, who knows? Maybe I'll be the next Super Saiyan.
(Vegeta turns to Tien and starts making growling, muttering sounds of annoyance and stifled anger)
"Triclops just became my favorite character," Minerva laughed.
(cut back to Goku and Trunks)
GOKU: So, a Super Saiyan too, huh? That's cool... took Krillin dying for me to become one... Wait, did something happen to Krillin while I was gone?
(Trunks unsheathes his sword and attacks Goku with multiple strikes, with Goku blocking all his attacks with one finger)
The audience gapes at Goku blocking the sword that cut down Frieza with one finger.
"He really did get stronger," Erza smiled, proudly.
Sting turned to Rogue in excitement. "Rogue! We should try that when we get back to the guild!"
"ARE YOU INSANE!?" Yukino and Rogue yell at him.
TRUNKS: (gasps, completely shocked by Goku's power)
GOKU: No, but seriously, how's Krillin?
"You just saw him a minute ago," Makarov sweatdropped.
"He's doing fine as well," Mira answered.
(Trunks jumps back and reverts to his normal form)
TRUNKS: It's just like my mom said; you're absolutely amazing, Goku!
"Who's your mom?" Everyone thought.
TRUNKS: (Goku also reverts to his normal form) Now I know that I can reveal to you my secret.
GOKU: A secret? I love secrets! I'm awful at keeping them, though- like, the worst!
"I'm awful at keeping them too! Like, that secret about Lucy spilling juice on Erza's clean ar-" Lucy's hands shut Natsu's mouth closed.
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!"
"What was he talking about, Lucy?" Erza's dark aura manifested. The celestial mage shivered in fear, got on her knees, and started apologizing.
TRUNKS: Uh...
GOKU: Oh, but don't worry- I'll totally keep this one, though. I promise on Krillin's life.
"Poor choice of words," Gajeel winced.
"Might wanna pick someone less likely to die," Macao said.
TRUNKS: Umm...
GOKU: Okay, you're right. I promise on Bulma's life.
TRUNKS: You promise on my mother's life?
Jaws dropped at the revelation of the boy's mother. For Levy and Freed the pieces of the boy's existence started to form together. For the shipping trio they started to think about the boy's father. Everyone else was too shell shocked to say anything else. What could be even more shocking?
GOKU: BULMA'S YOUR MOM?!
TRUNKS: (thinking) DAMN IT!
"You're horrible at keeping secrets," Laxus huffed, regaining his composure.
GOKU: I can't believe it! I was only gone for a year and a half- and already a Super Saiyan. Kids grow up so fast these days.
"I-I don't think that's it. The only possible explanation for him being her kid and this old is…" Levy's eyes widened as she pieced it together. The petite mage kept her mouth shut, wanting to let Trunks explain it himself.
TRUNKS: No, wait, you don't understand...
GOKU: And what, next thing you're gonna tell me is that Vegeta's your daddy?
TRUNKS: (blushing) Mmm…
"HE'S WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?"
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS! VEGEBUL IS REAL!"
GOKU: (puts on an embarrassed expression) ...Oh, my Gamikai...
PICCOLO: (from the distance) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
VEGETA: (from the distance) What's so funny?
PICCOLO: (from the distance) Your shirt!
Minerva laughed with the green man.
VEGETA: (from the distance) ARRRRRGH!
GOKU: Man, good for them! I'm gonna go over there right now and congratulate 'em! (turns around to walk back over to Vegeta and Bulma)
TRUNKS: I'm from the future!
"And the big secret is revealed," Levy said.
"That would top it off with the other two secrets he kept," Yukino sweatdropped.
GOKU: (turns back to Trunks) ...For realsies?
TRUNKS: For...realsies...
GOKU: Whoa.
TRUNKS: Listen, three years from now on the 12th of May at approximately 10 a.m. on an island nine miles off of South City, two creatures will appear. (a pair of figures with red eyes appear and start battling with each-other) A pair of man-made monstrosities; half-human, half-machine! Crafted by a mad scientist from the now-defunct Red Ribbon Army.
"This...this is sounding way too familiar," Lucy whispered. Her mind shifted back to the eclipse gate event during the GMG with her future self and future Rogue.
"Half-human and half-machines...cyborgs," Laxus groweld.
GOKU: (gasps) Androids?
"No, that's only if they were 100% machines," Freed answered.
TRUNKS: Actually, the technical term is Cyborgs.
GOKU: Androids!
"And he's dead set on androids," Lily sighed.
TRUNKS: Look, my point is, they're dangerous. Each of them on their own dwarf even Freeza with their power!
A chill swept through the audience at that revelation. That two man made creations managed to surpass Frieza in strength is a terrifying thought.
GOKU: (not really surprised) ...And?
TRUNKS: And... they kill everyone! As in Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chiaotzu... (shows all of the characters Trunks described getting killed)
"Ok...this is way too familiar," Lucy curls into herself a bit. Happy and Natsu sees Lucy's worries. Happy flies over to hug Lucy and Natsu holds her hand to help sooth her nerves.
TRUNKS: The only ones that survive are myself, my mother, and Gohan.
"How horrible," Makarov tightens his grip on his cane.
"Just when everything started looking up, it all came tumbling down," Gildarts spoke, mournfully.
Jellal frowned in anger as to this was what he fought to prevent. To hear another similar event to the Eclipse happen fueled him to try harder to protect peace.
GOKU: Oh, wow...! Wait, you didn't mention Yamcha.
TRUNKS: Oh, um, I mean, he dies, but... See, after he found out that my mother was pregnant with Vegeta's child, he sort of...
(shows a shot of Yamcha having hung himself in a dark room, possibly at Kame House)
A deathly quiet filled the entire guild hall at seeing Yamcha's suicide. Nobody ever thought the guy would kill himself and looking back, the mages realized he had every reason to do so. His life was absolute crap.
"I..don't think I'll rag on Yamcha as much anymore," Gajeel spoke.
GOKU: Dark. Wait, what about me?
TRUNKS: I don't how to tell you this, but... you don't make it to the battle either. You die of heart failure the year before.
Most gasped in shock at the news of Goku's death. Though this revelation sunk in instantly for two specific individuals.
"THAT's BULLSHIT! HOW DID GOKU LOSE TO A HEART ATTACK!?" Natsu roared.
"To be felled by an illness instead of in battle is an unfitting end for a warrior," Erza said, saddened.
"But..couldn't they just bring him back with the Dragon Balls?" Sting asked.
"No, the Dragon Balls can't bring someone back if they died from an illness and with Piccolo dead then that meant nobody was coming back," Levy's explanation depressed everyone further.
GOKU: What? Why?! How?!
TRUNKS: High cholesterol.
"Diabetes killed him," Gray jokes, trying to lighten the mood.
GOKU: From what?!
TRUNKS: According to the coroner, too much bacon.
GOKU: (transforms into a Super Saiyan) You take that back.
Goku's reaction seemed to have made some of the mages laugh, lightening the mood in the guild.
TRUNKS: But listen! In the future, my mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.
"Future Bulma to the rescue!" Happy and Milianna cheered.
GOKU: (now in normal form) Is it grape flavored?
TRUNKS: I don't know. Yes?
GOKU: 'Cause I don't like grapes.
"What's more important, taste or your life!?" Yukino asked, flabbergasted.
TRUNKS: Then it's bacon flavored!
GOKU: (excited) Yay~!
"Well, at least he'll take it and all will be well," Erza sighed, relieved.(Won't she be surprised lol)
TRUNKS: Well, now that we have all that settled, I'd better get back to the future. It was... interesting to meet my mom and dad. As I said before, I really need you to keep that a secret! One little slip-up, and I suddenly may not exist!
"The pains of time travel," Jellal muttered.
GOKU: Wait, but if you don't exist, then you don't come back in time, but then you could never tell me, which means I'd never know, you'd still be born... and... why does everything smell like copper?
"That's your mess of a brain trying to think," Evergreen pinched the bridge of her nose.
TRUNKS: I tentatively leave this in your hands, Goku! Train well! Until we meet again! (starts running off)
"You've done a good thing Trunks, farewell," Makarov spoke, sagely.
GOKU: Oh, okay! Goodbye, Trunks! (Trunks flies off) What a nice young lady! Now, to get my story straight…
"Funny how you called him a girl and said straight in the same sentence," Gajeel chuckled.
(cut to the group running over to Goku and Piccolo, who is beside him all of a sudden)
KRILLIN: Goku! What was that all about?
GOKU: You guys... Androids!
KRILLIN: Yeah... And?
GOKU: Um... On Mar-
"You already forgot!?" Lucy shouted.
PICCOLO: May.
"Oh thank Kami for Namekian hearing," Lucy sighed in relief.
GOKU: May! 20-
PICCOLO: 12th.
GOKU: May 12th! At 10 p.m.-
PICCOLO: a.m.
GOKU: a.m...! Nine miles?
PICCOLO: Nine miles.
GOKU: Nine miles off of... North-
PICCOLO: South.
GOKU: South City! Two Androids will appear on May 12th at 10 a.m. nine miles off of South City!
"Nailed it!" Wendy pumped her fist.
PICCOLO: In three years, I heard everything.
"And thank you for that," Lucy said.
GOKU: Please don't tell everybody!
PICCOLO: Oh-ho-ho, I won't.
NAIL: (I will.)
PICCOLO: Shut up, Nail!
"He can't tell anyone anyway," Mira said.
GOKU: 'Kay.
PICCOLO: According to the kid, we all die to these Androids in the future. We have three years to train before they arrive.
VEGETA: Well, maybe they'll kill all of you... but I'm not afraid of any over-touted washing machines. By the time they show up, I'll crush them without a thought, and then we'll see-!
GOKU: Oh, hey, Vegeta! Nice shirt!
VEGETA: I... you...
"He's got you tongue tied huh?" Minerva smirked.
GOKU: Pink is a good color for you!
"Told ya!" Levy winked at Gajeel. The iron dragon blushed and turned away.
VEGETA: (thinking) Just take the compliment.
"Best choice in the situation," Gray nodded.
GOHAN: Ah!
YAMCHA: Hey, there he is!
(camera move up Trunks inside his time machine in the sky)
TRUNKS: Well, it's time for me to leave... I'll see you all again in three years your time- but hopefully you won't need me... Father, I hope to get to know you a little better next time. Mother... I hope to get to know you a little less.
"Yeah, your mother is very questionable, and your dad's an asshole," Gray said.
VEGETA: Get the hell out of here!
"Point proven," Gray chuckled.
(Trunks waves goodbye to the group and disappears)
GOKU: By the way, I can teleport.
"What?"
KRILLIN: What?
GOKU: Yup! (disappears and then reappears wearing a pair of familiar sunglasses) Check it!
"THAT'S SO AWESOME!"
"And conveniently useful," Freed said.
KRILLIN: But aren't those...
(at Kame House...)
MASTER ROSHI: (inside Kame House) GOKU JUST DONE STOLE MY GLASSES!
(back at the group)
YAMCHA: Master Roshi's on the whole other side of the world!
"That's such a far reach," Levy gaped.
GOKU: Yup, yup! I just got to imagine him, and POOF! There I go! I learned it out in space!
"So, you could've gotten here at any point?" Carla raises an eyebrow.
KRILLIN: (now wearing Master Roshi's sunglasses) Oh, yeah... sort of forgot the obvious question there, but HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!
GOKU: Mmmmmuffin But-!
GOHAN: Don't say Muffin Button!
"But, he did use a muffin button!" Lisanna protested.
GOKU: But it was! There's science and stuff!
"Please explain the science," Freed asked. He already knew that there wasn't any.
GOKU: (flashback to Goku at Freeza's ship trying to escape the explosion) See, while I was on Freezer's ship...
GOKU: (in flashback) There! (presses the muffin button and a muffin appears) Yes! (keeps pressing the button and a bunch of muffins starts appearing around him) YAAAAAAAAAY-! (Namek explodes)
"Need to get my hands on a muffin button," Lisanna planned to create one.
GOKU: But when the planet exploded, the muffins actually formed a seal around me; both protecting me and feeding me all the way to Yardrat!
(shows an explosion and then a cluster made out of muffins floating around in space)
"There was no science. The universe just loves you," Levy responded.
(back to present)
GOHAN: And that is...?
GOKU: The place where I crashed. (flashback of the muffin cluster crashing on Planet Yardrat with Goku falling down) The Yardies were awfully nice. (shows Goku surrounded by a group of Yardians) They nursed me back to health, and even made a ship for me to come home in! (back to present) They also kept feeding me their sick... so now, I can teleport!
"STOP EATING PEOPLE!" Lucy screamed.
YAMCHA: So, if you could teleport, and you knew Freeza was coming... Why didn't you teleport to Freeza's ship and stop him?
GOKU: I kinda wanted to give you guys a chance.
"Do NOT make that habit," Makarov sweatdropped.
PICCOLO: Please don't make a habit of that.
GOKU: No promises.
TIEN: Looks like we'll have to put ourselves through the training of our lives if we hope to stand a chance against these Androids.
"Or you could hunt down Gero," Levy suggested.
BULMA: Wait, we don't have to do any of that! Hear me out: we just have to gather the Dragon Balls, have the dragon tell us where to find the guy who's making the Androids, find him, then murder that son of a bitch in cold blood!
"See, Bulma agrees!" Levy said.
VEGETA: As much as I love the phrasing of that, I'm gonna have to say no. And by no, I mean hell no!
"Don't be stupid! Your lives depend on it," Erza disagreed with the prince.
"But, that's so boring," The dragon slayers(Not Wendy or Rogue) complained.
"Would you rather die!?" Lucy yelled at the idiots.
BULMA: Are you kidding me?! You heard Piccolo...none of you survive!
"Exactly! Listen to the smartest woman in the room!" Levy yelled.
VEGETA: And I, as a Super Saiyan, relish the challenge!
"Become one first," Gildarts said.
GOKU: (gasps) You're a Super Saiyan, Vegeta? Show me!
VEGETA: I... well yeah, I just... I…
"Got caught on your bullshit, huh?" Gajeel laughed.
TIEN: Don't tell me, you're not in the mood.
VEGETA: What, does that third eye make you psychic?
TIEN: No, but it does help me see BULLSHIT.
"Tien has been on fire lately, goddamn!" Gray compliments.
VEGETA: Hey, you know what?... (pauses, then narrows his eyes) F**k you. (flies off)
"And that's how you know you've won the argument," Laxus said.
GOKU: You know, to be fair, I'm with Vegeta on this one. I wanna fight me some Androids! I haven't had a good fight since Freezer!
"You would choose the fight option," Lucy sighed.
"They'll be fine Lucy, they'll give those Androids a beating they'll never expect," Natsu grinned. The blonde celestial mage relents and smiles back at her friend.
GOHAN: Wait, so, the first thing we do after you get back-after being gone for a year and a half-is train?
"Sadly, you don't have a choice," Erza said.
"And it's not like you have to start immediately," Meredy added.
GOKU: I know, I'm excited too!
GOHAN: (calmly while closing his eyes) Yeah, okay.
KRILLIN: Well, guess that settles that! I'm off to go fire Kamehameha's at the ocean over and over.
"That's not training," Kagura said.
TIEN: See you all in three years. Good to have you back, Goku.
"Hope Chi-Chi feels the same," Lisanna said, nervously.
CHIAOTZU: We're gonna go get McDonalds!
YAMCHA: Suppose we'll get moving on, too. Come on, Bul-
GOKU: Wait. Yamcha?
YAMCHA: Yeah?
GOKU: You're my friend.
"He needed to hear that. Good job Goku," Erza said, proudly. The other mages agreed that those words would be Yamcha's life saver.
YAMCHA: (touched) Oh, uh, heh, thank you, man.
(Bulma's ship takes off)
GOKU: (looks over to Piccolo) Soooo... Wanna go drive cars?
PICCOLO: Bitchin'.
"They're best friends," Yukino smiled.
(cut to Goku driving a car, with an old man as an unlucky passenger, causing havoc on the road)
GOKU: (singing to "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC)
I'm on the Highway to HFIL
On the highway to HFIL
"Goku has a really nice singing voice," Mira compliments.
(cut to Tien, Krillin, and Yamcha's training montages before shifting to Goku's house)
NARRATOR: And thus, they went their separate ways to prepare for the upcoming threat. However, a few of them would find... road blocks...
(shift to Chi-Chi, looking furious)
"That's the most dangerous road block," Macao shivered.
CHI-CHI: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!
GOKU: Oh, come on, Chi Chi!
CHI-CHI: Don't you "Come on, Chi-Chi" me! (Goku laughs nervously) You're gone off in God-knows-where space, refuse to let the dragon take you home, and the first thing you ask for when you get back? "Oh, hey, Chi Chi, mind if I take our baby boy to go train to FIGHT SOME MONSTER ROBOTS?!"
"Her anger is understandable. I'd be pissed beyond belief too," Erza said.
"But, the world is at stake, so there's not much of a choice," Kagura imputed.
GOKU: Androids. And the first thing I asked about was dinner.
CHI-CHI: THE ANSWER IS NO!
GOKU: No to dinner, or no to Gohan?
CHI-CHI: BOTH!
"Unfair," Natsu grumpled. Though not sure if he's upset at no dinner or Gohan fighting.
GOKU: Aww, but Chi-Chi... don't be like that! Be a pal! (attempts to pat Chi-Chi on her back, but due to his prodigious strength, slaps her WAY too hard and sends her flying out of the house, through a tree, and into a boulder) OH MY GOSH!
"OH MY KAMI!
"RUN GOKU RUN!"
"YOUR WIFE WILL KILL YOU!"
GOHAN: Dad, run!
GOKU: What?!
GOHAN: The worst she can do is ground me! Now, RUN!
"Listen to the boy!" Makarov yelled.
(cut to Capsule Corporation)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Vegeta found ways to innovate his training.
DR. BRIEFS: 500x Earth's gravity? That's insane; you'd be crapping out your own spine!
"He wants to surpass Goku's 100x gravity training. Though, 500 is too far," Gildarts said.
VEGETA: I know; the challenge excites me. Look at my nipples. (sends out a shockwave) LOOK AT THEM!
"I'm looking~" Canna licked her lips.
DR. BRIEFS: Fine, I'll build you your ship. What's the worst that could happen, anyway?
(cut to Vegeta inside the newly built gravity chamber in front of the controls. He presses a button and there's an explosion, which startles Dr. Briefs and Scratch is heard saying "Meow".)
VEGETA: (from inside the gravity chamber) AAUGH! MY NIPPLES!
The guild laughs at Vegeta's nipples.
(Cut to Gohan sparring with both Goku and Piccolo at the same time, with Gohan being on the defensive. Gohan then gets kicked in the stomach by Goku before getting uppercutted by Piccolo and lands on a cliff.)
GOHAN: (as the cliff crumbles, causing him to fall down) YAHHHHH...! (Gohan hits the ground, indicated by a distant crash)
"GO EASY ON HIM!" Mira exclaimed in worry.
GOKU: Wow... he really needs to learn how to do-
PICCOLO: Yeah, I know. Still working on that. By the way, how'd you convince your wife to let him train with you?
"Good question," Lector said.
GOKU: We're on a field trip to the Ozarks... Please never tell her we were here.
PICCOLO: What are you talking about? We're just studying.
"They are best friends!" Millianna cheered.
GOKU & PICCOLO: Uhhhhhhhhh...!
PICCOLO: Let's go drive cars again.
GOKU: Yaaaaaay!
(cut to Vegeta training under 400x Earth's gravity, spinning counterclockwise, when Bulma appears on a digital holographic screen)
BULMA: Are you f**king insane?!
"The answer is yes," Jellal answered.
VEGETA: (stops upside down) No, but you're upside down! (starts spinning again) ...Now, you're not.
BULMA: You know, it would be easier to count the amount of your ribs that aren't broken!
VEGETA: Work through the pain…
"Agreed," The males, Erza, and Kagura said.
BULMA: And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses?
VEGETA: (stops spinning) Please, the Prince of all Saiyans does not coll...AAAAAAAAPSE-! (collapses and falls on the ground)
"And down ya go!" Happy said, laughing.
BULMA: Oh, look at that... The prince of all two Saiyans on the ground!
VEGETA: (struggling to get up) Three and a half- (grunts angrily) SHUT UP!
"This is adorable," Juvia giggled.
BULMA: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are you gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have Goku on speed dial.
VEGETA: You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to work a phone!
"Natsu can't use a communication lacrama," Gajeel laughed.
"SHUT UP!"
BULMA: Don't you call me stupid!
VEGETA: Okay, then how about BITCH?!
BULMA: Arrogant dick!
VEGETA: Spoiled sow!
BULMA: F**k you!
VEGETA: F**k you!
BULMA: F**k YOU!
(pause... Bulma suddenly gets an idea...)
BULMA: My room, ten minutes…
"Kids, cover your ears and close your eyes," Mira commanded immediately.
"Wh-"
"NOW" Mira's demonic aura flared and the two teens did as instructed instantly.
(Cut to the exterior of Bulma's house. From inside the complex, both Vegeta and Bulma are heard making loud, pleasured moaning noises, clearly indicating they are having sex. Vegeta continues pounding Bulma)
BULMA: Oh, yeah, that's it! Keep going! Right there, right there! Yes, yes, yes...!
The adults all blushed either out of embarrassment or pleasure.
VEGETA: GALICK... GUN... FIRE!
BULMA: YES!
(A distinctive fuchsia-colored Galick Gun is fired from inside the house as Vegeta climaxes inside Bulma, leaving a trail of smoke behind, coming out of the hole the Galick Gun created. From inside, Vegeta and Bulma are both heard panting in exhaustion.)
"Holy shit," Elfman gasped.
"I was not prepared for that," Yukino's face flushed deep red.
"I wish I could've seen it," Canna said, disappointed.
BULMA: Oh... wow!
VEGETA: ...Yup!
BULMA: Got to admit, even with the broken ribs, you really... Wait.
VEGETA: What?
BULMA: Where's your condom?
The adults paled at her words.
VEGETA: ...The fuck's a condom?
They paled even more at the realization that this was Trunks' conception.
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
[STINGER]
(cut to Goku and Piccolo once again driving cars and racing each other)
PICCOLO: (singing to "Move, Bitch" by Ludacris)
DODGE, bitch! Get out the way!
Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!
(cut to Gohan, who was left behind by Goku and Piccolo, lying face-down in the snow and groaning in pain)
"THEY JUST LEFT HIM THERE!?"
"Can...we uncover our eyes and ears now?" Wendy and Romeo asked.
Chapter End