CHAPTER 50: The Plot Has Left The Building (Fandom: Elvis)
Some people believe he is dead, Way Down in the earth. Some people believe he is hidden on Earth somewhere, perhaps Mexico. Some even believe he is on a UFO with Jimmy Hoffa, Judy, Johnny B. Goode, and others.
Elvis Pressley has become somewhat of a cryptid in some circles, a King Of The Whole Wide World as it were. In others, he's an icon Just Because he was a good singer. Suspicious Minds In The Ghetto, when All Shook Up, think he may have not been human in the first place. He was, just in a state of Life others would probably have issues with. It's Almost Always True that humans don't like gods.
Was is probably the wrong terminology, It's A Sin To Tell A Lie.
Let Me fix that, I know better.
"Please leave the store. Any Day Now."
He has been Sitting Right Down And Crying (Over Something) in my freezer for 50 Wasted Years.
"No, I Don't Want To, I will not leave this building. Let Me Be Sentimental Me."
I have been talking in Elvis Pressley song titles for far too long, Don't Ask Me Why.
Please make him leave, He's In My Way.