On the Mew Mew Jet, Ms. Benjamin was driving like she's at the Danville 500. Accompanying her were Danna, Vada, Julianna, and Presley Beth.
Go Kiki, Go Go, Kiki
Go Kiki, Go Go, Kiki
Go Kiki, Go Go, Kiki
The music was so catchy that Harley stood up in annoyance. "Why do you have to drive like that?" she asked in rage "And where are we going again?"
"Chocolate City," replied Ms. Benjamin, "home of Crazy Critters Chocolate."
"Chocolate City, Utah?" asked Harley. "That's your hometown, the place where the Mew Mews were based."
"Correct," Ms. Benjamin answered. "And I can't wait to show you girls around."
Danger, Danger.
Unauthorized personal waking up!
Swiftly, Harley arrived to the sleeping chamber where a semi-conscious Curtis was waking up. Carla was curious on why would she bring Curtis along. "I promised Curtis that we would learn about woodpeckers," Harley explained. "And I also promised Ms. Benjamin I would join her on our trip. You know how nuts she gets when I break a Mew Mew Pudding Promise."
"Yeah," replied Carla. "She gets more monkey-ish than she is now. But where are we going to find a place for you two to learn about woodpeckers?"
Thinking back, Harley decided to go to the Chocolate City Public Library. Suddenly, she and Curtis mysteriously vanished and arrived at the front of the Chocolate City Public Library. On a bench, Harley woke up a sleepy Curtis.
"Where are we?" asked Curtis. "I could've sworn I saw a bunch of sugar-coated aliens that looked like you guys."
*Ms. Benjamin had to give him her Sleeping Mooncakes*, Harley thought to herself as she looked at Curtis.
"Hey, Harley," groaned Curtis. "Where are we?"
"Chocolate City Public Library," answered Harley. "You had a long flight, so I decided to wake you up when we get to the library."
Curtis was confused, but was glad he got to spend time with Harley.
XxoxX
Meanwhile, the rest of the Mew Mews were arriving at Cafe Mew Mew, the headquarters of the Mew Mews.
"Hi, Mew Mews," a green fairy greeted as he took a large gulp of chocolate cream pie.
"Cosmo!" scolded the pink fairy. "Save some chocolate cream pie for Chanel."
"I more of the dark chocolate type thank you very much," Chanel corrected.
Observing carefully, Presley Beth knew who they were. "Cosmo and Wanda" she recalled. "I remember you guys from 'The Fairly OddParents'. My sister and I saw every episode. I'd even once dressed as Cosmo for Halloween while Julianna dressed as Wanda."
"Don't be such an idiot," growled Wanda and Julianna at the same time.
Hearing this, both Wanda an Julianna knew they had a connection. "Annoyed when your twin gets dirty?" Wanda asked Julianna.
"Same as you getting annoyed by Cosmo's dumb antics," admitted Julianna.
"Even though Cosmo screws up real bad and is a jinx in Fairy World," Wanda replied as she took his hand, "I still love him. I love a guy who makes me laugh."
"It's like controlling quadruplet brothers with cartwheels and somersaults," Kiki chuckled.
"Not only do you have a younger sister," recalled Saatvika, "but quadruplet younger brothers too."
"Shì," replied Ms. Benjamin. "My four Xiōngdìs are out of town performing at a Chinese Cultural festival in Salt Lake City."
The Mew Mews knew that Ms. Benjamin had been to a lot of Chinese Cultural festivals, so they decided to let this one slide. Inside, they could see that the place was closed for the private visit of the Mew Mews.
"Wesley is out of town lecturing a group of Friendly Scouts on the history of cake," explained Ms. Benjamin, "so he's letting Cosmo and Wanda take charge while he's out of town."
To get things started, Wanda decided to lecture the Mew Mews on how to make a Mew Mew Banana Cake, much to Ms. Benjamin's delight.
XxoxX
Meanwhile at Mousse Park, Elthunt was going around with his keytar when he spotted a woodpecker pecking a tree. From his keytar, a McCart Bug flew out, stung the bird and it turned into a monster, "Time for a pecking order." he whispered evilly."
XxoxX
Back at Cafe Mew Mew, the girls were wrapping their lecture, and they decided to cool off for a while. As they were sitting down, Chanel sat on a whoopee cushion, much to her dismay. "The whoopee cushion gambit," she recalled in frustration. "Funny."
"And it smells like someone farted cupcakes," Carla replied as she started smelling.
"Yeah," replied Cosmo while laughing. "Wanda didn't want me to use whoopee cushions that smell like dirty socks again. That happened once when Gene Shalit came to visit the cafe, and made customers laugh at his sock jokes so hard, milk and other drinks came out of their noses."
"But don't squirt it from your ears - that's gross," advised Julianna, "Because no one wants jelly that tastes like earwax."
"Bow to the jelly!" shouted Cosmo.
The Mini-Mews popped out and shouted, "Weixian, Weixian!"
"Is something wrong with the Mini-Mews?" Wanda asked.
"Usually they do this whenever there's danger," explained Danna. "A few of us should go to the Chocolate City Public Library while the rest of us fight off the monster."
Without hesitation, Saatvika, Danna, Presley Beth, and Julliana decided to go. Cosmo decided to come with them too. The Mew Mews weren't sure, but Ms. Benjamin reminded them that he did say "Bow to the jelly."
Mew Mew Sundae, Metamorphosis!
Mew Mew Dumpling, Metamorphosis!
Mew Mew Peanut Butter, Metamorphosis!
Mew Mew Jelly, Metamorphosis!
XxoxX
Meanwhile at the library, Curtis and Harley were studying up on woodpeckers when they unintentionally held each other's hands. Just as Harley was about to profess her feelings for Curtis, Lotus whispered from her back, "Weixian! Weixian!" In order to avoid getting caught, she told Curtis to place away the books while she checked out Mousse Park.
Outside and behind a bush, she transformed.
Mew Mew Honey, Metamorphosis!
XxoxX
At Mousse Park, Mew Mews Sundae, Dumpling, Peanut Butter, and Jelly hopped to the scene of the crime. Using their Illusion Staff, Crested Umbrella, Silky Lasso, and Anartia Fans, they fought off against McCart Woodpecker. Cosmo tried to help them by tossing pillows filled with oatmeal, but unfortunately he missed and hit The Mew Mews on accident.
"Care to put honey on it?!" shouted Mew Mew Honey.
"It's Mew Mew Honey," shouted Cosmo, "the leading brains of the Kansas Mew Mews!"
"Lotus Leaf informed me about the dangers at Mousse Park," explained Mew Mew Honey. "And I can't believe that Cosmo would hit you with oatmeal-filled pillows."
"It was an accident," Cosmo admitted.
But thanks to Cosmo's idiotic behavior, Mew Mew Honey got an idea. "Hey, woodpecker!" she shouted. "Cosmo's brain is made of wood!"
Hearing this, McCart Woodpecker rushed to the fairy, slipped on the oatmeal, and landed in a garbage truck.
Mew Mew Style
Mew Mew Grace
Mew Mew Style
In Your Face
And just like that, McCart Woodpecker turned back into a regular woodpecker. Quickly, they just out of the scene, just as the garbage collecter removed the plastic soda holders and released her.
XxoxX
At Cafe Mew Mew, Mew Mew Honey heard a familiar voice: "Harley! Harley!" It was Curtis, who was looking for Harley. Mew Mew Honey turned back to normal and rushed up to him.
"There you are," Curtis said. "I was worried sick after you left the library."
"Hey, um, Curtis," Harley said nervously. "There's something I have to tell you." With one breath, she was ready to confess her feelings. "I've loved you since the day we first met. The way you stay strong to the city and live in the country at the same time, how you're cautious on balancing studies and friends and your strong bond towards the bears. It's what I like in a guy like you." Instead of saying how he felt, Curtis leaned in and kissed her on the lips, much to the delight to the others.
"Awwwwww," Cosmo cooed. "This is cute."
From the door, the others saw the entire thing and was delighted by the kiss. Secretly, Cosmo and the Mini-Mews took off and started playing quiet tag. Disguised as a waitress, Wanda presented a honey cake on her. "Things can be sweet being a member of the Mew Mew Power Fan Club, huh?"
"It sure does, mate," said Curtis.
"Where's Ms. Benjamin?" asked Danna. "She'll be so psyched to hear about this."
"She said she has some family buisness she has to do," answered Saatvika
XxoxX
At the Lóng Tiāntáng Chinese Cemetery, Kiki was going up to a Chinese grave with a bunch of bananas and some incense sticks. On the grave it said "Rika Benjamin."
"Hey, Mom," Kiki said to the grave. "Things are going great in Kansas. I've been befriending a group of girls in my Mew Mew cover up, The Animal Caretakers Society. All eight of them are very gifted dancers and have strong instincts like I did. I wish you could meet them."
With tears in her eyes, she left her mom's grave.
The End.
Note: Chocolate City, Utah is a fictional city from The Fairly Odd Parents episode, 'Where's Wanda?'