She coughed out blood, spitting into the dirt beneath her. The mixture of saliva and blood sank into the uprooted dirt, the Shouton User wiped the edge of her lips with her wrist before shunshin to the other side of the battlefield to dodge an upcoming bolder that threaten to crush her.

With a quick glance at her HP bar, Tamako raised a green palm to her chest, mending her broken ribs that pierced her lung, but before she can even send a hint of chakra to her wound, she shifted her center of balance backwards, using a hand to catch herself and back-spring a few feet back.

The ongoing, and increased, pressure in her chest caused her to heave, coughing up more blood that splattered painfully bright against the ground.

She sighed, so much for that 'idea' that Tobirama had, it fucking sucked for all it was worth. Recalling the Nidaime's plan that was literally, bomb it to death.

Of course, not mentioning that mostly all of the Hokage's attempts were to gauge Obito's abilities, and let's not forget that Obito is an imperfect Jinchuriki- so when he turned into a fucking wrinkly noodle-

She took a few steps back, the rest of the crew could only watch in warped horror, "What is that?" Naruto's voice shook as he glanced at his father for help.

Minato could only stare back helplessly before strengthening his voice, "We must take out Obito while he's still unable to function and use his body-"

"Then we must act swiftly" Itachi cut in with vigor, his chakra swirling around him anxiously.

Obito responded swiftly with his enlarged, very swollen, hand as it slowly reached towards them with obvious pain as he shouted and withered on the very ground. That very hand increased in size and width, a hole in the very centered that expanded to support the dense black ball of chakra.

With a push of his hand, the ball shot out with enough force that Tamako could feel the vibrations through her feet.

He missed.

Ha loser

But before she could share her thoughts with her fellow shinobi in war, the Truth-Seeking Ball made impact with the cliff behind her, and white piercing light assaulted her eyes.

"Wha.. was he aiming for you bunshin, Tou-chan?"

The Yondaime shook his head, "No... I don't think that was it..."

Tamako glanced back between the two blonds before settling her eyes on... Obito?

The Shouton User could only stare in disbelief-

"He hit himself with his own attack."

Huh.

"Seems like Obito's consciousness is merely clinging on to the Juubi's power-"

Tamako held a hand up, silencing the blond. "So you're telling me-" She pointed at the dog, "That-that's the Juubi?" She held both hands up in surrender, "I can't even tell if I'm fighting a dog or a- how do you even describe that!?"

All shinobi around her froze at her words, some, Itachi, taking another glance at the Juubi's Container.

However, like all seasoned Shinobi, they all disregard her words quickly, too quickly.

Minato pulled out his infamous three-prong kunai, nestled between his knuckles, "I'll create an opening, you four hit him immediately with your strongest attacks!"

Obito continued to spazz in his own skin, half of his face began to swollen at a pace of not normalcy

I mean, who am I kidding? This entire day has notbeen normal.

Then without warning, Obito began snarling at them like an animal, his jaw unhinging with a silent shout.

Minato didn't miss a beat, throwing all six kunai in tactical locations to begin his attack.

Of course, for plot reasons, Obito finds that exact moment to become the perfect Juubi Host, wow he evolved- he's not a dog anymore!

Minato ran forward and held his kunai for a side slash, which was blocked with a staff made of the same dense ball of chakra. "Finally, sensei..." He smirked, leaning forward "This isn't quite the reunion I was thinking..." Swinging his arm forward, and with a single touch, Minato's Reanimated arm was left to literal dust.

Well shit.

Instantly, courtesy of Hiraishin, he reappeared in front of us, "He got me, but I'm okay!"

Obito merely tilted his head, lifting a finger to point at them, "Are you sure?"

Simultaneously, the entirety of our quaint shinobi party snapped towards Minato's arm- and there it was.

That black, highly dense chakra that is probably the reason why Obito was a dog earlier, was there. All in its mighty glory and ready to annihilate.

It began to glow into an eye-piercing white, the single chakra point had already converged into a mass ready to explode, but as the area around them continuously to get whiter and whiter-

Both Sasuke and Itachi formed their Susanoo instantly- their efforts were not needed. Tobirama had one-up-ed them instantly using Hiraishin to grab that ball of glowing chakra ready to explode and pat Obito like he was a comrade, "You can have this back."

And both disappeared-

-reappearing miles away with an explosion to accompany it.

"-Don't worry-" Tamako's head shot back, her neck-snapping, "-I only teleported a clone."

And Tobirama, in all of his glory, stood crouching down with a smirk on his face. "I marked him that last time we were in contact"

Tamako crossed her arms and nodded with newfound awe, "You know Nidaime, I pegged you the wrong way."

"Amazing!" Naruto's hands crumpled into a fist, "You can copy my dad's moves! Impressive, Second Great Stone Face-guy!"

Tobirama placed his hands on his waist with an aspirated look, "Yondaime was using my-"

Tamako groaned into her face, fingers grinding against her temple,"-That 'Second Great Stone Face-guy' invented Hiraishin, you idiot..."

"Hiraishin..? You mean that teleporty thing-"

"YES the teleporty thing- never mind that!" She pointed behind herself, "There's a fucking giants battle happening if you haven't noticed all the damn four-headed samurai and a weird wooden statue with a dragon as its butt."

She then paused, turning her head slightly back, "I should ask for the signs for that later..."

Naruto immediately pointed at the returning Obito, "Watch out! He's making more of those black chakra balls!"

"Damn, I'd have to make an opening with my Rasen-Flash Super-Circle Dance Howl Stage Three..."

"...your what?" Tamako squinted, "Are we calling out dance names now or what? Cuz I got like, none."

Tobirama had a thoughtful look on his face, "I'd normally make fun of your jutsu names... except this guy we're facing is absolutely no joke."

Tamako made a face.

Both Naruto and Sasuke ran forward and disregarded Minato's request to, wait your ass, I'll make an opening command. The latter creating Amaterasu which was immediately blocked by a simple staff spin.

The two rebuked Minato's proposal by reasoning, "We'll make an opening, the rest will be the main act!"

"Well damn, let the two of them say the plan in front of the enemy."

Not waiting for anything, cmon, let's be honest. Waiting ain't her style, she slammed her hands on the ground, pulsating chakra and feeding the mass that awaiting down below.

Instantaneously, the roots that she left deep in the ground, erupted at the beckoning of her chakra, swathing the area that Obito was in with thick roots full of chakra, and ready for more.

Mokuton was known for its ability to ensnare and drain all living things- including Bijuu.

However, Bijuu weren't spry and small, they were large and very very easy to spot and stop. Obito on the other hand? Nimble as a rat.

She caught his eye above the ground, floating on top of the black matter that shifted into a suitable platform. "I could tell the surge of chakra in both the ground and his eye, hardly a surprise attack."

Tamako scoffed and let the vines retreat back to the ground of later use.

Both the Yondaime and Nidaime collaborated together with their Hiraishin, Naruto, and Sasuke doing the same with Rasen-Shuriken alongside a healthy dose of Amaterasu mixed in.

Patting Itachi's shoulder, she gave him a thumbs up and slammed her hands back into the ground, urging the earth beneath her fingers to spring up, matching the amass of chakra to the roots down below, hopefully, it blocks out whatever Obito has with his sensing.. hopefully.

Behind, Itachi fed his chakra to his Susanoo, as it winded its arm back, sword ready to swing down.

By pulsating her chakra in specific patterns, signaling Itachi to aim for Minato's chakra signature, she made her move. Eyes watching at every movement, increasing her chakra output on her eyes to overload them-

In a split second, Obito's position changed to take the full force of Rasen-Shuriken-Amaterasu, she surged her chakra.

Vines and roots alike splurged from the ground to coil around Obito's lower half, the Doton she had prepared earlier sprung up in two pillars, smashing into the sides of him in an upside-down V.

With Obito fully stunned, for who knows how long, Itachi was quick to take that brief opening, swinging down and his Susanoo following along his swift movements

The impact of Obito slamming down to the ground uprooted the earth, catching on fire with Amaterasu aiding.

The Amaterasu-fire gave way, allowing the party to gaze their eyes on Obito who only sported a mere flesh wound, a slash across his chest that sizzled, slowing patching itself together.

Tobirama frowned, "We managed to get a hit, but its regenerating too fast-!"

"We can't touch those big black balls, they're far too powerful compared to us." Tamako added with a cough into her fist, hiding her grin, "Plus, our other attacks had zero effect on him."

Minato added, with a slight stutter, "H-he's quick on both offense and defense..."

"What a pain."

"He's even more perfect than how I imagined myself in my own dreams 'ttebayo!"

Tobirama interrupted, "That's strange... your arm." He gestured towards Minato, "It hasn't regenerated yet."

"Alright then! I'll up my Kurama Mode and go into Tailed Beast State!" Naruto slapped both palms together, chakra surging within him- and disappearing.

He paused, "Wha-"

Tobirama sighed, his fingers between the bridge of his nose, "Don't make things worse than they already are...

In the span of a few seconds, Naruto had lost Kurama Mode, his summoning timed out and, if you were asking Tamako, they needed to think of something fast.

Both Minato and Obito had begun talking about being Hokage, or something, and allowed these few precious seconds to recuperate her already failing CP, which stood at a little less than half from all those stunts before.

The swamp of roots beneath her formed into a single vine, wrapping around her leg and fed her chakra that she desperately needed for later, assuming Madara and the Rabbit Goddess were to come right after the other.

She cut off her supply, allowing it to seep back and focused her eyes on Obito, waiting... waiting for Naruto to start his move.

And it happened, literally, in a blink of an eye, which in all honestly, have been reoccurring more often than she'll like it.

One moment Naruto was preaching, using Talk no Jutsu, the next, he was behind Obito, Tobirama aiding and slamming a normal Rasengan down his back.

"Oh damn, we starting now? Like now now?" She slapped her hands together into the Boar Sign and went back to her roots, Shouton.

In seconds, the air around Obito surged, crystallization starting by the exhale of Obito's breath, and evolved further to his entire body.

Encased in chakra enforced crystal, his figure slowly descended to the ground before exploding in a fury of broken fragments that scattered quickly and disintegrated.

"Well- at least we know it stuns him?"

Obito shrugged off the attack like it was nothing, using the energy in a single Truth-Seeking Ball to heal his wound before descending to the ground, both palms facing downwards as he surged chakra down below.

Roots appeared abruptly from the ground, not hers, that grew in size in length, almost reassembling a deformed tree. Four flowers rested at the very top, amassing a colossal volume of chakra that slowly formed, in what could be seen from the ground, a Bijuu Bomb.

With both Minato and Tobirama as their go-to-Hiraishin, they could handle two of the four, leaving the rest up to the Shinobi Allied Force.

Yeah, like that's gonna end well.

While Obito was planning to blow everyone up with his plant, Naruto and his father started to have a bonding moment, fist-bumping, while Sasuke awkwardly glanced at the two, before glancing at the four Bijuu Bombs.

One by one, the area lit up with Kurama's chakra, cloaking each and everyone in it.

Tamako brought a hand to her chin, stroking it with confusion, "Obito's stick thing that made field above the ground, which means it doesn't go underground. Why don't we just Doton our way out?"

Everyone in the immediate vicinity stared blankly at the Shouton User.

Obito's shield, created by the Truth-Seeking Ball, opened up an eye hole, he glared, "I suggest not doing that, perhaps you would like to be incinerated before you can even blink."

[Obito hated your remark about going underground!]

-10 Relationship!

[Current Relationship: Uchiha Obito hates you! (-100/100)]

Relationship has exceeded -100!

[Your Relationship with Uchiha Obito has changed!]

[Changing...]

DING!

[Uchiha Obito hates your witty remarks! (0/100)]

Feeling wronged, Tamako redacted her statement with a frown, before beckoning towards Naruto, Kurama's chakra encasing around as a protective cloak but also increase her abilities.

One moment, she was inside Obito's cage of chakra that threaten to erupt via plants, the next she was outside- watching it expand from the sheer force of the Bijuu Bombs.

"-Huh? That's what I did?" Naruto made a face at Tobirama's explanation, pure confusion laced on.

Tobirama placed his hand on his hips, frowning and closing his eyes, "Never mind..."

Naruto clapped his hands together, his face turning into astonishment, "Old Man Second! You sure know a lot about my Shadow Clones too!"

The Nidaime was peeved (far too many times Naruto had forgotten he had created those jutsu), and leaned forward with suddenness, his face blown into anger "I created that jutsu!" He stomped his foot, "It's my Shadow Clone Jutsu"

Between the two banterings, Naruto somehow combined both Kurama Mode, Bijuu Mode and Sage Mode, like he even needed another power-up.

Damn, I should've just saved my skill points and bought Sharingan at this point!

"Naruto!" Minato shouted in his Bijuu State, "Add Sage Jutsu to the Rasengan!"

The three, including Tobirama, prepared the gigantic Rasengan for Obito as Tamako, Sasuke, and Jugo watched blankly at the absolute waste of chakra display.

She scoffed, "Get a load of these nerds screaming-"

"-Rasengan!"

She knocked her knuckles on Itachi's shoulders, "Hey, between you and I, we both can't use Senjutsu. So..?"

Itachi stared up at Obito, his eyes bled red. "For now, we observe for an opening."

The watched, waited while Obito spat out? Gave birth? Summoned the Juubi out of his body, and on its back was a flower. Its petals unraveled to expose the bud.

And once the bud unwrapped itself, roots exploded from the main body and sought out every chakra signature in the battlefield.

Some shinobi were unlucky, Kurama's Cloak went first before their entire reserves were sapped and they were left as a sack of skin and bones.

"Oh shit."

She looked at Itachi, then back at the Divine Tree.

"...Oh shit."

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Character Status

Name: Tamako

Class: The Gamer

Age: 16 Years Old

Title: The Second Coming of God

Status: Exasperated - 5% more likely to scream

Level: 416

HP: 38,000- HP Regen: 13 per 1 seconds

CP: 37,340- CP Regen: 18 per 1 seconds

Strength: 456

Vitality: 488

Wisdom: 470

Intelligence: 520

Dexterity: 505

Agility: 604

Luck: 429

Fame/Infamy: -39200

ONLY A SELECT FEW BELIEVE YOU HAVE DIED

Due to the on going war, Village Relationships are on HOLD

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Akatsuki believes you are deceased! (65/100) - The Akatsuki no longer exists! (This Relationship does not impact Story Mode)

Akasuna no Sasori is mourning you! In fear of your grave being destroyed from the massive amounts of chakra, he is heading towards the battlefield! (100/100)

Uchiha Sasuke regards you as a double-edge comrade (-10/100)

Uchiha Itachi trusts you! (75/100)

Uchiha Obito hates your witty remarks! (0/100)

[DECEASED] Konan has seen you as her last ally standing (10/100)

[DECEASED] Pein Nagato forgives you and understands your intentions! (90/100)

Money: 140,600,270 ryo

Unspent Points: 0

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Author Note

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