Disney's Frozen Trailer
"Both cold and heartwarming?" Winter asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yup." Bill said with a nod.
"Doesn't that sound a little contradictory to you?" Weiss asked.
"Hey even the coldest people can have the most heartwarming moments." Bill said with a shrug.
"I guess that's true even if for some its frankly impossible." Winter said as she sent a glare to her father.
"Hmph!" Jacques merely grunted.
"Anyway, what I said is true…kind of." Bill said as he teleported to his seat and started the trailer "Just have fun and enjoy."
"Summer," A man narrated as the kingdom of Vale was shown "In the city of Vale."
"The best time of Vale." Ruby said with a grin.
"Blue skies and chill vibes." Yang said with a happy sigh.
"It couldn't be warmer; it couldn't be sunnier." The man continued as a port was shown and multiple people walked along a bridge into Vale.
"Vale is a hotspot for tourists during summer." Ozpin said with a hum.
"Which is why I hate this time of the year," Glynda said with a glare "The tours I have to give are just torturous."
"It's not so bad." Ozpin defended.
"Easy for you to say! While I work, you and the male teachers leave!" Glynda complained.
"It's called fishing with the boys, I gotta be there for my boys." Ozpin said as he fist bumped Oobleck and Port.
"But that's about to change," The man narrated as Winter was shown opening her balcony doors.
"Whoa Ice Queen was that you?" Qrow asked with a raised eyebrow.
"So what if it was?" Winter asked as she narrowed her eyes at him.
"I couldn't really tell since the only kind of clothes you Schnees have is white." Qrow said which earned him glares from the Schnees and a few chuckles.
"Forever." The man finished as Winter was shown in a blue dress on a snowy mountain and bringing her hands down and releasing a blue blast of ice.
Salem widened her eyes along with Ozpin as Glynda let out a gasp while the council members were in a higher state of shock than the others.
"The winter maiden…" Glynda muttered quietly.
"Your sister has ice powers!?" Ruby exclaimed in shock.
"No! I've never seen her do that!" Weiss exclaimed as she looked at Winter who shrugged.
"Vale…" Weiss said in shock as the ocean was freezing up and a view of the snow covered castle and city was shown.
"It's completely frozen." Neptune stated as he looked on in shock.
"What have you done…" Jacques muttered with wide eyes.
"I knew you were an ice queen but I didn't mean it literally." Qrow said as Winter glared at him.
"I wouldn't willingly do this!" Winter shouted.
"That's right, my granddaughter would not hurt people for her own personal enjoyment." Nicholas said as Winter gave him a thankful smile.
"Tell that to the amount of times she's punched me in the face…" Qrow said with an eye roll.
"Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold…" Weiss kept saying as she shuffled her way to a cabin while her dress was completely frozen stiff.
Ruby laughed "Why are you wearing a dress in the middle of the snow?"
"I obviously must've not expected the whole city to freeze over Ruby!" Weiss defended as Ruby continued to giggle.
"That walk is so awkward." Yang said as she chuckled.
Weiss entered the cabin as the door slammed shut behind her while she was smiling at Yatsuhashi.
"A real howler in July, ya?" Yatsuhashi asked with an enthusiastic smile.
"You have a pretty weird accent in this one Yatsu." Coco commented with a smile.
"Interesting is the word I would use." Fox stated in amusement.
"It's funny." Velvet giggled as Yatsu shrugged innocently.
DISNEY
"The land is covered in eternal snow." The man stated as a large mountain covered in snow was shown with a person scaling it.
"What power." Watts said in desirable interest as Cinder wondered how her flames would fare against this Winter Schnee.
Weiss was shown getting knocked off a white horse and snow toppling over her while her arms were still sticking out.
"Really!" Weiss exclaimed exasperatedly.
Ruby laughed "Weiss you are not have a good day."
"Which is strange since I am excellent at horseback riding." Weiss said as she wasn't so amused.
"So what you're saying is that you enjoy the saddle?" Yang asked with a smirk and soon Sun, Mercury, Taiyang, Qrow, Nora, Cardin and Roman started laughing.
Weiss blushed as she swung her fist at Yang which was easily dodged by the blonde haired girl.
"Such vulgarity miss Xiao Long, detention!" Glynda stated as Yang whined which gave Weiss the perfect chance to punch her shoulder, not that it did much anyway.
WHO WILL SAVE THE DAY?
"If we don't do something soon, we'll all freeze to death." Watts stated to a few governors.
"Please, you're just trying to save your own hide." Ironwood said with a glare.
"Of course I am!" Watts stated with an amused laugh.
Clover sweat dropped with a bored look 'He's not even trying to deny it…'
THE ICE GUY?
An image of Neptune and a yellow baboon were shown.
"You wanna talk about a problem?" Neptune asked as men who were using pickaxes to cut ice were shown "I sell ice for a living!"
"Ooo that's a rough business to be in right now," Weiss said as Neptune was shown trying to push the baboon which resulted in him falling face first into snow as the baboon gave him a bored look.
"Wait is that supposed to be Sun?" Blake asked in amusement.
"WHAT!? I'M A MONKEY!??" Sun exclaimed in shock.
"I mean…you technically are…" Scarlet said as he awkwardly gestured to Sun's tail which earned him a bored look from Sun "I'll be shutting up now."
Ruby, Yang and Nora laughed as Sun grumbled while eating his popcorn.
"Well this is a side of me I'd never thought I'd see, selling ice? Is that even a thing?" Neptune asked.
"You'd be surprised what people sell." Qrow said as he shuddered from his past experiences
"I mean, that is really…" Weiss stopped when Neptune gave her an unamused look as she coughs awkwardly "That's unfortunate."
"Y'know this Weiss acts a lot like Ruby." Yang said with an inquisitive look.
"Yeah she seems more fun." Ruby said as Weiss raised an eyebrow at her.
"Are you insinuating that I am not fun?" Weiss asked.
Ruby pats her shoulder in amusement "Weiss, someone who studies the whole week and spends their weekends studying in a library is not fun. No offence."
"All of it taken!" Weiss exclaimed.
Qrow laughed as he pointed at Winter "Ha! She's as boring as you!"
Winter leaned in closer to his face with a growl as she held his finger and he heard an audible crack "It is quite rude to point Branwen."
"You really need to chill, Ice Queen." Qrow said nervously as he tried to get his finger out of her grip.
"Was that an ice pun I heard?" Taiyang asked with a cheeky smile but swiftly turned back to the screen when both of them gave him the blankest of stares.
THE NICE GUY?
An image of Jaune holding out his hand with a kind smile was shown with a horse behind him.
'Why does his title have a question mark?' Jacques thought.
"My lady." Jaune said as he bowed with Weiss standing in front of him on a small dinghy that was over an edge that the horse kept steady.
"At least you have manners." Glynda said with an approving smile.
The horse bowed as well and the dinghy tipped over and Jaune immediately ran over and caught her, the horse made it steady again and Weiss fell on top of Jaune.
"This is awkward, not you're awkward, it's just cause we're, I'm awkward. You're gorgeous, wait what?" Weiss rambled as Jaune helped her up.
"Ooh Weiss has a crush~" Yang teased as Weiss dawned a pink shade on her face.
"I do not." Weiss denied.
"Other you certainly does." Blake said with an amused smirk.
"You act like me when I meet people." Ruby said with a giggle.
"Oh no Rubes, that is a special kind of awkward." Yang said as Ruby punched her on the shoulder.
"Look at you being prince charming." Saphron nudged as Jaune blushed.
"I'm just being nice is all…" Jaune said bashfully.
"Well keep it up and soon all the girls will be swooning over you." Saphron teased as Pyrrha frowned at that.
"I approve." Winter said.
"You do?" Sienna asked.
"Well dressed, well mannered, this is what Weiss should be interested in." Winter said as Neptune started tucking in his shirt after hearing that.
THE SNOW MAN?
A short snowman with a large carrot for nose was shown.
"What the?" Emerald asked what was going through everyone's minds.
"Hi everyone, I'm Olaf." Olaf introduced himself but then Weiss screamed and kicked his head off his body which landed in Neptune's arms.
"Hi!" Olaf greeted.
"You're creepy." Neptune said as he and Weiss started throwing Olaf's head back and forth.
"I don't want it!" Weiss exclaimed.
"Looks like we got off to a bad start." Olaf said as his headless body was running around them.
"Oh my gosh!!! That snowman's alive!" Ruby exclaimed with stars in her eyes.
"It's so cute!" Velvet exclaimed with a squeal.
"I want one!" Nora exclaimed.
"How is this possible!?" Amber asked in confusion.
"He seems pretty cool." Taiyang said with a smirk as Summer sighed.
"No Tai, just no." Summer said with a face palm.
"Wait if you have the power to make snowmen alive then that means…" Qrow thought as he looked at her with wide eyes "Oum?"
"No you buffoon!" Winter shouted as she started hitting him in the chest as Qrow laughed.
"Aww they're so cute." Vernal said.
"Yeah…I wanna barf." Raven said with a bored look.
OR NO MAN?
A picture of Weiss was shown.
"Oh hardy har, har." Weiss said as a couple of people laughed.
"I know how to stop this winter." Weiss stated then she was shown on a sleigh strapped onto the Sun's back as it ran through the trail of a snowy mountain.
"See? Being a monkey isn't so bad." Neptune said with a smile.
"You did not just say that!" Sun asked in offence.
"I like fast!" Weiss said with a grin as she put her feet up on the front of the sleigh.
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, get your feet down." Neptune stated as he pushed her feet down "This is fresh lacer, seriously were you raised in a barn?"
Neptune asked as he wiped where her feet were and spit on it as some residue landed on Weiss' face as she wiped it off in disgust.
"Hey!" Oscar exclaimed in offence.
"Ha! I love it!" Emerald laughed as Adam smirked at a Schnee getting reprimanded.
"Oh the irony." Roman said as he laughed.
"That was very unnecessary." Weiss said as she stared at Neptune and he gulped.
"You were getting too comfortable, last I checked, that was his sleigh." Mercury stated.
"But did he have to spit like that?" Weiss asked in disgust.
"It's his sleigh, he can do what he wants with it." Cinder said with a shrug.
FROM DISNEY
"Let's go bring back summer!" Olaf exclaimed as he slid in the snow while Neptune held onto Weiss as they rode on the Sun. Olaf slid off an edge and landed face first in the snow, he groaned as he stood up and huffed while his carrot was now sticking out the side of his head.
"Man I'm outta shape." Olaf said.
"Can snowmen even get buff?" Blake asked but then she face palmed "I can't believe that question actually came out of my mouth."
"Yeah we're gonna have so many weird references stuck in our heads at the end of this." Yang said.
GET READY
A pack of angry wolves was shown as Neptune and Weiss were shown riding Sun away from them at night.
"Wolves." Neptune stated as Weiss grabbed a ukulele.
"Duck!" Weiss shouted and as Neptune ducked, she hit the wolf that lunged at him away with the ukulele.
Ruby cringed at the hit "Poor wolf's gonna feel that in the morning."
"Whew! Thanks Weiss." Neptune said gratefully.
"Keep an eye on your surroundings." Weiss said with a sigh.
"Whoa." Neptune stated but suddenly another wolf grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him out of the sleigh but he fortunately held on to a rope connected to the sleigh.
"Save me woman!" Neptune exclaimed in panic as his team laughed.
"Your boyfriend's high maintenance." Willow commented.
"He is not my boyfriend." Weiss denied swiftly.
"Mhmm, sure honey. Whatever you say." Willow said as she sipped on her wine with a knowing smirk.
"Are you okay?" Weiss asked.
"I've got a thick skull." Neptune stated.
"I don't have a skull." Olaf said to them.
USE YOUR HEAD
"That's okay honey, you don't need a skull." Summer said with a smile.
"And besides, no head induced trauma or concussions or anything to hurt him really. Olaf is basically immortal." Roman said until Mercury coughed and gestured to Cinder "Ahh…nevermind."
Weiss was shown pushing Olaf's carrot nose a little too far back.
"Whoo!" Olaf exclaimed as he looked dizzy as Neptune cringed "Head rush."
"Aw his nose looks so cute now." Melanie stated.
"I prefer it being big, it gave him character." Militia said.
"So cute. It's like a little baby unicorn." Olaf said in a baby voice as Weiss slowly put her hand at the large carrot sticking out at the back of his head, getting ready to push it back in place.
"Weiss don't you dare!" Yang shouted in amusement.
"Do it. Do it. Do it." Ruby egged on excitedly.
AND FIGHT THE FREEZE
"Now we just have to survive this blizzard!" Neptune exclaimed as he was shown walking through a snowstorm.
"That's no blizzard," Weiss said as Winter was shown using her magic as men fought off a large snow monster and Watts with a few men were held off by ice spikes.
"Sorcery…" Watts uttered in shock.
"That's my sister." Weiss stated as Winter was shown creating stairs made of snow.
"A powerful sister." Ironwood said as he was impressed at the magic.
"If I had these powers, the first thing I would do would freeze you and lock you away forever." Winter said as she narrowed her eyes at Qrow.
"You want to preserve me?" Qrow asked as he feigned surprise "I know you like me but that's taking it a little too far don't you think?"
Winter screamed in frustration as she gripped her head while Qrow sipped on his beer and enjoyed the show.
"That would've been nice to know." A snow covered Neptune stated as Weiss leaned back from him with an awkward whistle.
"If he's gonna help you find Winter then I think you should keep him in the loop at least." Pyrrha said.
"Right!" Neptune exclaimed in agreement.
"Argh fine; Neptune, I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was leading you to my super powered sister that froze an entire city and basically put you out of business. Are you still gonna help me?" Weiss asked sarcastically which shut Neptune up.
"Heads up!" Olaf exclaimed as the snow monster threw Olaf as Weiss and Neptune dodged and Olaf landed into the snow wall behind them in pieces.
"It is not nice to throw snow people!" Weiss shouted as she made a snow ball and got ready to throw it but Neptune held her back.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants." Neptune said as the Snow monster roared and dawned sharp ice teeth and ice claws but Weiss still struggled in his grip.
"Calm your temper child or else that thing will swallow you whole." Salem said with an amused smirk.
"Weiss other you is crazy." Yang said with a laugh.
Weiss scoffed "You would do the same."
"Nah, I'd do much worse." Yang said with a wink.
"Just let the snow man be." Neptune tried to convince.
"I'm calm." Weiss said as she started walking away from him.
"She is not calm." Kali said with a laugh.
"Great." Neptune said but then suddenly Weiss threw the snowball as Neptune exclaimed exasperatedly "Oh come on!"
"Shouldn't have let her go man." Sun said.
"Why is she such a loose cannon in this one?" Neptune asked sadly.
"I like it." Scarlet said as Shade chuckled.
"She is a fiery one." Shade said.
Neptune watched Weiss jump off a cliff and the rope that he was connected to dragged him with her as his snow fell seconds later while Olaf watched in shock.
"Those are some cartoon physics right there." Bill stated.
"I always enjoy applying those." Nanny Glynda said with a smile.
"I just use them as creative ways to end my enemies." God Raven said as some shifted away from her.
Sun slipped and fell face first onto the ice.
"Olaf, you're melting." Weiss said as she had blue hair and sat next to Olaf by a fire.
"Some people are worth melting for." Olaf said with a smile.
"AWW!" Most of the women awed at the scene and some of the guys sniffed sadly.
"Olaf!" Ruby exclaimed.
"We all need an Olaf in our lives guys." Emerald said as some nodded in agreement.
"That's so sweet." Jaune sniffed.
"Seriously?" Cardin asked.
"Let me be in my feelings man!" Jaune exclaimed as he used a napkin to blow his nose.
Olaf's face was starting to get lopsided and he held it up "Just maybe not right this second."
"Yeah don't die, they need you!" Emerald exclaimed.
"Do they really?" Mercury asked but suddenly she grabbed him by the collar and glared at him fiercely as they were face to face.
"Yes, they do." Emerald said in a dark voice.
"Okay, just don't kill me." Mercury said in a higher pitched tone.
Weiss and Neptune were shown sliding down a hill and Olaf was shown holding a sneeze but when he did, his head was blown off and only his carrot nose remained.
"And it's gone." Junior said as he chuckled.
Elsa was shown stomping on the ground and the floor became ice as more magic flowed out of her hands.
"Cold to the touch aren't ya Ice Queen?" Qrow asked with a smirk as he booped her nose "Boop."
"I hate you." Winter said with a glare.
Olaf was shown being blown away by some icy wind as Neptune rode on Sun past a falling ship.
"C'mon buddy faster!" Neptune exclaimed.
"For the record I'm only going that fast because I wanna live, not because you told me to." Sun stated.
"Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that." Neptune said with a smirk as Sun growled.
Olaf was shown trying to hold back the snow monster "No!"
The snow monster raised its foot and kicked Olaf off the edge of a cliff that Weiss and Neptune were holding on to.
"Olaf!" Weiss shouted.
"Hang in there guys!" Olaf exclaimed as he fell into the abyss.
"Olaf you pun making genius!" Yang exclaimed as some groaned.
"He'll be fine right?" Weiss asked as she was worried for her friend.
"I know he will." Emerald said confidently.
FROZEN
"Like her heart." Qrow said but immediately regretted it when Winter punched him in the nuts.
"That ought to shut you up." Winter said.
"Now you can finally say a Schnee fondled your balls brother." Raven said as Qrow groaned while holding on to his nuts.
"Man these titles just don't miss." Taiyang said, ignoring his best friend's cries of pain.
"It's quite fitting." Glynda stated.
The rope was shown being cut and Weiss and Neptune also fell down to the abyss. Weiss landed safely in the snow and saw Olaf next to her.
"I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!" Olaf exclaimed as he held onto Neptune's legs who sat up and spit out some snow.
"Those are my legs." Neptune stated as Olaf's lower half ran past them.
"Ooh! Do me a favor, grab my butt!" Olaf exclaimed eagerly as Neptune held onto Olaf's lower half and top half and reattached them back together.
"Oh that feels better." Olaf said in relief.
They laughed and chuckled at that as Bill floated to the front.
"Thoughts?" Bill asked.
"You were right, heartwarming and cold." Taiyang said.
"I love how this one was Weiss but with Ruby's personality." Yang said.
"It was quite strange, seeing myself act in such a manner but Olaf was worth it." Weiss said.
"I'm more intrigued about Winter's powers actually." Cinder said.
"Of course you are." Roman said with an eye roll.
"Is there more?" Nora asked as she wanted to see more of this world.
"Yeah but we gotta move on, we'll come back eventually." Bill replied.
"What's the next one then?" Ruby asked.
"All I have to say is that it's gonna be titanic." Bill said as he chuckled.