Meanwhile, On the Plane
Spiders peeled burnT spider legs off the cupcakes Neville had baked, they were still warm (that means this is in past too!)
"Elf Rights Now! Elf Rights Now!" She seemed to hear bubbling over the background noise just over her shoulder back there...
Spiders went to go check all that out. About the noise she thought she heard and she was right. A group of elf slaves were marching in a tight circle behind a row of seats and demurely chanting things like "elf rights now!" in a somewhat forceful enough tone (for plane or house elfs that is)_ but also quietly so as not to awaken the sleepy passengers or piss off the grouchy ones, like Pansy Parksinsons who puts down a red colored book she was reading and sashays maliciously toward the semi-commotion.
"Do you ever get the feeling like a rouge planet that has hidden its nefarious trajectory of doom behind the very sun we crave and worship is about to come crashing down right upon your head?" Spiders wanted to know but Pansy didn't seem to want to answer.
Pansy ignored Spiders who was 7 foot tall and looked straight down at the elfs. She didn't want aynthing to do with any kind of Hermione especially one of the big ones.
One of the plane elfs, Bonky, raised her quivering watery bulbous eyes to Pansys, "Sorry to disturb your flight mam, it's just we was wonderin' if we could get us some wages yea?"
Pansy withdrew a phial from her handbag and made as though to fling the contents onto the elf but it was empty!
"UGH!" Pansy sighed, "wait here a minute" and she headed off to the bathroom wherein she refilled her outrage-phial which she always keeps upon her person but as we have just seen here which she doesn't always keep filled, with her urine.
Anyways, Bonky the plane elf waited right there on the spot, Bonky is a good elf you see and wouldn't let something like a strike keep her from her masters commands. and as an unclaimed plane elf with no family she is everyones slave until she can maybe impress someone with her subservience enough to earn a place to sleep free from the rain and wind.
From where Bonky remained waiting in the aisle she had a vantage on all the comings and goings, first of Luna mischeviously (to write her Damning Article) and then all the other passengers frenziedly as they rushed to the cockpit to confirm the lack of pilot and then all about the spacious cabin of the plane to warn their friends and lovers(most of the students have turned 18 on the 2+ year long plane ride, that's going to be important later) of their well merited panic!
"This plane has no pilot!" Screamed shrilly a thrid year Hufflepuff girl who then toppled Bonky over as she rushed passed. When Bonky regained her footing, and her place waiting, she was minus a few of her teeth. But as that she did not have a family yet she couldn't afford dental care, most upper class families would send their elfs to a vet at least.
Finally, after 3 more such collisions and subsequent re-standing and waiting-s Bonky could no longer maintain her tenuous grip on consciousness and by the time Pansy had returned with her piss phial filled the stupid elf had passed out in a pool of her own blood depriving Pansy of the joy of humiliating the already degraded creature.
Pansy returned to her seat thoroughly disheartened.
"Whats eatin' at yer gullet darlin'?" the halfgiant Hagrid asked her, attentively.
"Oh, I wanted to fling some piss on an elf," at this Hagrid grinned indulgently, as her gimp he was all to familiar with Pansy's Piss Phial and all it's attendant shenanigans- "but the stupid thing was all roughed up and passed out when I got back from refilling my piss phial as I had used it earlier, at breakfast."
Pansy slumped disconsolately in her seat.
Hagrid frowned, worried. After her recent and difficult break up with Draco Malfoy, the kids are callin' him Doghouse Malfoy now Hagrid reminded himself, Pansy had sure been having a difficult time. Emotionally.
"I've got jus the thing to cheer ye up!" He exclaims and leads the now tentatively rejuvenated girl back to sight of all that ruckus earlier. There were bruised and bloody plane elfs laying just about everywhere!
"Oh great! We will certainly never find her now!" Pansy exclaims, kicking aside an elf.
She slumped down on another causing a little fountain of blood to spew out his mouth.
But Hagrid wont give up that easily! He searches around and brings unconscious lady elfs to Pansy one after the other. He manually checks their gender with his prodigious pointer finger. Finally he finds the elf that Pansy had thrown piss onto but who had been unconscious at the time making it nowhere near as fulfilling as throwing piss on a fully conscious elf slave.
Hagrid slaps Bonky across the face several times loosening several more teeth before she finally comes too and vomits a little. Bonky begins sobbing in earnest until she catches sight of the young mistress from earlier! Maybe Bonky shall finally get a reward afterall for all her faithfull work! Bonkys tears turn to tears of gratitude as she rushes forward to clutch at Pansy's skirt ends. But then Pansy remembers she had emptied her Phial and instead holds the elf down as Hagrid pisses full throttle into her face with his enormously small willy.
His pecker may be small but his amount of urine sure isn't and by the time he has satiated his over taxed bladder Bonky the plane elf, had died...