Ramen Doodles

By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

As for all The Gamer fics...

Naruto walks through the village, reflecting on what happened to him recently.

Naruto: "Well, I am glad I can restart my life after dying... But what do I do now?"

He scratches his chin, and then grins.

Naruto: "I know! I'll start training as hard as I can!"

He turns and runs for the nearest training ground... Then trips. And then he falls through the ground. Below is nothing but an infinite black abyss!

Naruto: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Waves his arms around frantically "AAAHHHH I'M GONNA DIIIIIE!"

Two minutes later

Naruto: "AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Ten minutes later

Naruto: "AAAAAHHHHHH!"

Thirty minutes later

Naruto: Still falling "Ahhh... Ahhhh-Oh forget it..." He sighs and calls up the menu "Restart from last save point!"

He reappears back in his apartment, and grins.

Naruto: "Okay! That was weird but it's time to train!"

There is a knock at his door. He heads over and opens it. Hinata is waiting outside, blushing.

Naruto: "Oh, hey Hinata-chan! What brings you here?"

Hinata: "Um... Well.. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-..."

Naruto: "Eh...?"

Hinata: "N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-..."

Naruto: "Uh, Hinata-chan? You all right?"

He touches her, and she just... Glitches out, her colors vanishing as well as the colors in everything else around them!

Naruto: "GAH! Okay okay! Restart! RESTART!"

And again... Naruto restarts and is back in his apartment.

Naruto: "Geez..." He hops out the window, and goes around to catch Hinata as she's coming up the stairs. "Hey Hinata-chan!"

Hinata: "AH! Oh, uh, h-hello Naruto-kun! I uh, I um, how... How are you?"

Naruto: "Kind of freaked out but I'm glad you're okay!"

Hinata: "Oh... Well then..." She shifts into an older, more scantily clad form. She hugs Naruto tightly and nuzzles him. "I'm only okay because of you~. Maybe I should show you my... Appreciation~?"

Naruto: "GEH?! WH-WHA?!"

Hinata: "I love you. Let's have a second honeymoon!"

Naruto: "But-But we're not even married!"

Hinata: giggles "Silly, I still love you!"

Hinata kisses him, and then his neck, and cheeks. Naruto goes to his happy place.

Naruto: "Well... I mean... Maybe this isn't all bad..."

A message appears in front of him, as everything freezes. Including Hinata. Naruto gapes in astonishment.

Naruto: "What the-'Fatal Error?! MILF Hinata DLC will need to be uninstalled?! For further support call this number..." He narrows his eyes "What the hell is Bethesda?!"

Because there's nothing to prevent the game from being a buggy piece of crap...