Crazy trouble with love part 9

Jack x Female Unicron x Female Primus

Series: Transformers Prime

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-Earth, Autobot Base-

It was a calm day for the humans as the Autobots, including Jack, were out on a mission of the utmost importance. However, for Miko, it was boring as fuck.

"Ugh, when is Jack getting back?" she grumbled while doing a headstand as Raf was watching her.

"I think he said he was working overtime for extra hours."

"Ugh! It's like he WANTS to have fun without us!" she groaned while kicking the air with her feet. "Maybe he just wants to see some Arcee booty?"

"Miko."

"What? Ever since we joined the bots, he's been looking less at human girls and more at robot girls." Miko said with seriousness. "Makes you wonder what would happen if he did IT with Arcee."

He blushed while shaking his head in embarrassment. "Miko! I don't think we should jump ahead like that."

"Aw come on Raf, he's at that age where he's curious. I guarantee you, as soon as he shows up and I ask, he'll go all blushy face and not look me in the eye, THEN we'll know for sure." Miko smiled while seeing the ground bridge opening up, only to see Arcee holding a very sick looking Jack in her hands as his chest was stabbed by what looked like a piece of Optimus' chest piece.

"Ratchet! Jack down and bleeding!"

Raf and Miko went wide eyed with Ratchet walking over from what he was doing before his own optics widened.

"By the Allspark. Quick, set him down."

As this occurred, the last Prime stumbled out of the ground bridge, his chest forcibly ripped open and his chest open to reveal the legendary Matrix of Leadership...which was cracked and part of it's internal crystal was broken...and the exact same size as the piece embedded in Jack's chest.

Crash!

"What the heck is happening here?!" Miko asked in panic.

"Jack…" Optimus got out while looking a little pale. "Deceptions...save..."

"Arcee, call June now. I'll get Optimus stable. Raf, Miko, you two help Jack and try to stop the bleeding until June shows up."

"Yes sir!" Raf said while Miko saluted as they rushed to Jack's side, unaware this one day would be the last normal day of their lives.

(A bit later)

"Wait." Miko said while raising an eyebrow to Arcee. "So some cons popped out while you guys were on a scouting mission, ripped Optimus's chest plate open, only for Jack to jump in with a high kick to their faces and got stabbed in the heart by the shard when he was knocked into Optimus before you guys retreated? Am I getting this right?"

"Unfortunately, that is correct." she spoke with a frown as right now Optimus and Jack were unconscious with June making sure her son was patched up and getting nutrients via an IV drip. "If I was faster I could have turned them to scrap and neither of them could have gotten hurt. The next time I see a con, I'll personally rip THEIR spark chamber out."

"While that would sound good." Miko said while looking at Jack. "I think it would be a good idea to make sure he's ok. But one question."

"What?"

She pointed to Jack's left arm, which had some purple veins. "Did any of you fight some Terrorcons or something?"

"No."

"...oh boy." she muttered while Raf looked at the spot.

"It doesn't seem like a scratch or anything. Energon allergy? Is that even a thing?"

"It's not." Arcee frowned.

"So then why's his veins all purply?"

"I have no idea."

"Can you three go elsewhere?" June asked with a frown. "I still have to check my son's health and I'm very on edge right now."

"Yes ma'am." Miko said as all three left the room, looking worried as Jack continued to sleep in bliss.

(A bit later)

Miko sighed while flipping channels on the tv, trying to get her mind off of Jack's condition.

Raf wasn't faring much better for he was pacing around the room with a worried look on his face.

Click.

Click.

Click.

"Ugh! Nothing but hospital sitcoms!" Miko groaned. "This isn't helping the mood at all."

That was when she changed the channel to a news program and saw the following title 'Polluted Purple Water? Pillars of Curved Horns?'

"As of twenty five minutes ago, the Amazon river basin has been polluted with what looks like purple sludge. Added with the sudden appearance of curved horn-like structures in the Sahara Desert, scientists have theorized that a major catastrophic disaster of the earth's delicate ecosystem and possibly the atmosphere will be occuring in the next twenty four hours."

"...what!?" Miko yelled in shock.

"Public officials are assuring people to stay calm as experts will be doing their best to uncover the reason behind all this and urge the general public to be prepared and stay indoors." the new reporter said as Miko turned it off and saw that Raf was pacing even faster.

"Oh shit oh shit! Now the world's getting sick as well!"

"Calm down Raf! It could just be a random occurrence." Miko frowned before going wide eyed. "Wait...twenty five minutes ago. That's the same time when Jack came back from the mission."

"Do you think it could be connected?"

"I hope not." Miko muttered while looking very nervous. "But then again, a lot of things do happen to us, mostly Jack, that is related to Cybertron-"

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Raf and Miko quickly turned to a control panel as the screen was now on red alert as Ratchet quickly ran towards it and paled.

"Oh dear Primus!"

"What? What's going on?"

"It's Cybertron! It's..." he said as the screen showed a star map of a distant galaxy as the barren planet of Cybertron was...moving out of the system. "It's moving..."

"Moving where!?" Miko snapped as Ratchet typed on the controls and showed a lined direction of the planet itself, making his optics widen in shock.

"Towards earth!"

"But...how? I thought Cybertron was empty?"

"It is! There's nothing that could possibly make it move!"

"Then why is it moving toward OUR planet!?"

"I have no idea!"

"Maybe it's connected to the strangeness on the planet right now?" Raf suggested as Ratchet looked perplexed.

"What do you mean?"

"They just said on the news. Purple sludge in rivers, weird horn structures popping up. Even guessed a huge catastrophe would happen in a day!"

"...oh slag!" he yelled out in realization.

"But that would mean...Unicorn is waking up again." Miko paled in shock as she looked at Jack's comatosed body. "And with Optimus in critical condition as well...oh shit we are going to die!"

"Miko!" frowned June. "Don't talk like that."

Miko calmed down slightly as Raf began to pace around the room quickly. "Sorry, but this is bad. I mean if Unicron wakes up, all life on the planet will be extinct!"

"Yes, but we don't need to panic." June sighed while looking at her son. "Especially when Jack's life is on the line."

"And Optimus'." Ratchet grumbled before noticing that Jack's hand was twitching, which made him scan the boy. "Mmm...he's still comatosed but..."

"But what?" Miko asked.

"He's having violent REM sleep activity."

Is there anything we can do?" asked Raf.

"Besides keeping him alive, no."

The atmosphere in the room became cold and oppressive as the camera zoomed towards Jack's face.

(Elsewhere)

-Unknown location-

Jack slowly opened his eyes and showed the audience that he was now floating in an endless expanse of stars, galaxies, planets and empty black space as he was currently in his black boxers. "Huh...HUH!?"

As he tried to straighten himself up in the gravityless space, he noticed that the white blue shard in his chest was gone along with the purple veins on his arms.

He touched the spot, feeling no pain, or any cold due to his exposed skin, and was somehow staying upright without any issues. "What is going on? Wait...am I dead!?"

That was when he noticed that he was floating towards a small red mahogany door that floated in space, which he opened for no reason besides curiosity and discovered...

An exact copy of his bedroom, but with ten different game systems, high tech computer screens on the walls, and three large bean bag chairs, one black, one orange and one deep blue.

"Woah!" he let out in awe as his feet touched the floor and looked around. "My room? But...how? And where'd all this stuff come from?"

The door closed behind him as Jack felt like he wasn't alone at the moment.

Especially when two pairs of eyes were watching him from the screens, one red and one purple.

"Ok...is that a screen saver?" he muttered while feeling very creeped out. 'I don't remember ever having one like that.'

"Welcome, mortal insect." 'spoke' the purple eyes as Jack jumped at the voice, which sounded a little familiar yet also feminie for some reason.

"Ah!"

"Hello." 'spoke' the red eyes with the same feminie familiarity in it's tone as Jack felt like he was in the presence of something...off. "It is a pleasure to meet an ally of the last of my creations, Optimus Prime."

"Woah! Ok, you can talk. This just got weirder." he muttered to himself before looking at the eyes. "Uh, hi? Um...I'm Jack Darby, and you would be?"

"I am the god of light and good, creator of all Cybertronians in all realities." spoke the red eyes in a calm tone. "I am Primus."

"I am the god of destruction, lord of the unliving, devourer of life in every corner of creation." spoke the purple eyes with a slight snarl. "I am Unicron."

And cue Jack turning paler then a sheet.

"B-B-But that's not possible!" he let out looking at the purple eyes. "You were stopped!"

"Yes, but my spark exists on a metaphysical level." the eyes spoke with arrogance. "No, all you did was status locked me for a moment, a blip in your short fragile life span."

"And you were supposed to be sleeping!" Jack pointed to the red eyes.

"True, but I was brought back on line just moments ago." the eyes spoke in a calm tone. "The same time when the Matrix of Leadership was fractured and you were hit by one of it's shards."

"..."

"But apparently my twin decided to reactivate at that exact moment as well."

"It is for our renewed war foolish rival."

"But reactivating all the dark energon in every lifeform, including this boy, to power your own systems is pushing it."

"They are my property, like your bugs."

"WHAT?!" Jack yelled in shock. "I have dark energon!?"

"Yes." Both said at once.

"But...I should be dead! Raf almost died when he had some!"

"Because that fool Megatronus thought injecting himself with my blood would give him strength. It is true, but as he was not my creation, he got a fraction of my power." the purple eyes spoke. "Those born on my body, such as your pathetic species, were given small amounts of my blood when cellular life began, allowing me to control all life if given the chance."

"A perverse method mirroring my creation's birth." the red eyes said with a low growl.

Jack went wide eyed at the implication, as if Unicron was technically the creator of all life on earth, then he could've been brainwashed into serving the god along with the rest of humanity. "B-But...why am I here...in my room?"

"This isn't your room." the red eyes said. "This is the combined mindscape of me, my twin and your mind."

"Caused by my blood, and the piece of craftsmen that my infernal twin had made for that joke of a prime."

"He is not a joke."

"He is my rival, I mean he is too noble and lackluster. The original Megatronus had some class."

"Do not SPEAK about the Fallen!"

Jack shivered in fear. "Um..can either of you tell me what's going on and why I'm here?"

"It is simple, human." the purple eyes spoke with disdain. "Your actions have awakened us and our planetary bodies are preparing for battle, your 'earth' being terraformed into my new body while my twin's body is entering a light speed travel mode towards my location."

"And once we meet, your species and my own creations will perish." the red eyes said with a sad tone. "But as you have entered the mindscape of two deities, you will bear witness to our thoughts before your body is destroyed in the ensuring battle."

"WHAT?! No no no no! You can't!" Jack yelled in horror. "You can't do that!"

"We can and will speck." the purple eyes spat out. "You are nothing more than a spectator for the end of your species' existence. Be glad that the death is swift and painless."

"But everyone will die!" He yelled before frowning. "Optimus stopped you once, he can do it again."

"Yeah." the red eyes said with uncertainty. "He's almost at the Allspark right now."

"...what!?"

"When the Matrix of Leadership cracked, his spark became trapped between the realms of the living and dead. Same with you, but we are keeping it alive."

"...oh god..."

"So if you have any insignifical questions, ask." the purple eyes growled. "Because you will be here for a few nano cycles, give or take how fast by twin comes to my location in this pathetic solar system."

'WHAT SHOULD I DO!?' He thought, feeling dizzy as his chest tightened up. 'If they fight then humanity will go extinct, and if the Autobots and Decepticons try to fight both...then...GAH! This is going to end so badly!'

As he took some deep breaths, he suddently had a stupid thought.

'Wait...maybe I could talk them out of battle? I mean, it's not like they hate each other to the point of madness...right?'

"I'm sorry, but what will happen cannot be stopped. Know that I don't do this out of spite for your race, but to keep my twin from causing destruction for all." spoke the red eyes before Jack coughed.

"Hey, maybe instead of full on war we could...talk things over?"

"It is futile to bargain for your life." the purple eyes growled.

"It's not bargaining, it's...therapy?"

"What is that?"

"Just talking about your feelings and fixing certain things to make someone happy."

"..."

"...that's pathetic." the purple eyes snarled in disgust. "And a waste of time, insect."

'Ok, that didn't work.' Jack thought before seeing the different gaming consoles near the three chairs and noticed that some of the games, all in boxes, were all fighting games. 'Miko would love those games...wait. Two gods that are at war...that's it!' "Ok, you two are going to fight when you get here, right?"

"That is correct." replied Primus.

"Well, haven't you two ever thought that maybe you could do your fighting in some other way? A way where you don't destroy anything that has any impact on things?"

"You speak nonsense, how can one fight in any other way besides combat?" Unicon growled.

Jack pointed to the game consoles. "By playing video games."

"Video...games?" Both said at once.

"You know, games in a virtual reality."

"Oh...sounds pathetic." Unicron deadpanned.

"But useful." Primus said calmly. "And what are the stakes?"

"Well, maybe if one of you wins in the game, then they get the bragging rights?" Jack said. "And if I win, you two stop fighting permanently."

"Preposterous."

"Then prove it." Jack smirked while holding a game called 'Super Robot Girls: Bikini Deathmatch 2' in his hands. "Or is the god of destruction a chicken?"

"You DARE smear my name with your human mockery?" the purple eyes glowed with the pressure in the room suddenly dropping. "I should make you beg for death for that remark."

"But he does have a point, my twin." Primus said calmly but with a tone. "If you don't 'prove it', then your name will become a mockery."

"Grrr!"

"So what is it gonna be?" Jack smirked. "Are you gonna humor this 'insect', or are you gonna let it get to you?"

"Grrrrr, fine! But when I win, both of you shall burn!"

Jack smirked before looking at the chairs and then realized something.

How is he going to play a video game with just himself and two screens?

"Uh...this might sound weird, but is there any way we can do this in the same room? I say that cause...well it's gonna be hard to play a game if all I see are your eyes."

"There is a simple way." Primus spoke with a slight 'smirk'. "You just have to let us have a manageable form within your mind."

"Only a suitable form that is based on your own personality and desires." Unicron growled. "And you BETTER make it a good one or I shall eat your body BEFORE the battle."

"So, all I have to do is think of it then?"

"Yes." Both said at once.

"Ok, that shouldn't be a problem." He said before closing his eyes, the screens slowly turning pink as Jack tried to visualize some bodies for two all powerful gods. 'Ok, something that would fit them. They're powerful, huge, and could wipe out who knows how many planets.'

As he concentrated, the pink energy shot out and began to take a more solid form.

But as he opened his eyes, he noticed that there were two figures in the middle of the room.

The one to his left was a tall woman with light gray skin, long black hair with blue highlights, long thick black eyelashes, red eyes, an H cup chest and wide ass, sharp black spikes on her arms and back, long black nails, wearing a black bra with yellow squares on the nipples, small spiked shoulder pads, a single blue thong with long blue strands of cloth going down her legs, a single blue fedora in the shape of double-barreled cannons going around her neck and down her back, long see through gray stocking with several miniature black and blue gatling gun images on her legs and shins, a pair of gray fingerless gloves with an image of two black twin cannons stitched onto the back of the hands, and a pair of dark blue sandals.

The one to his right was a tall woman with light gray skin, short orange hair with purple highlights, purple eyes, short thin gray eyelashes, transparent purple circle tattoos on her arms, legs and shoulders, sharp purple crystals jutting from her shoulders and wrists, an I cup chest and wide ass, large three pronged orange bone wings that jutted from her shoulders that seemed to be made of cotton, long gray nails, wearing a orange bra with circular dots on her nipples, a gray thong with three long strands of orange loincloths going down her ass, see through orange stockings, gray fingerless gloves, a dark red belly button ring, and a pair of four pronged high heel sandals,

In essence, they were human sized fembots.

Jack could have sworn he just got pulled into a porno when he saw them, his jaw dropping and going completely silent.

They looked at their forms and seemed fine with the changes, with confused Jack to no end as he felt his face turn red.

"..."

"..."

"...wow." Jack muttered out loud. "You two are...wow."

"Mmm. Not bad." the black haired woman said with a shrug. "Not bad at all."

"Better than most forms I have taken." the orange haired woman frowned while touching the cotton wings. "But why are our appendages and weapons fake?"

"Um...why aren't you mad? At all?" Jack asked while still red in the face.

"Because both me and my twin have transcended gender many ages ago." spoke the black haired woman. "It is only my creations that classify us as male, but we are capable of changing our appearances and gender to suit our environment."

"But you started to picture us as fembots." the orange haired woman deadpanned. "And now we are stuck like this for a few cycles."

"I-I-I didn't mean to!"

"Either way, we have bodies now." the black haired woman said. "So let us partake in this video game."

"Oh um...sure." Jack gulped before picking up the 'Super Robot Girls: Bikini Deathmatch 2' game and took out the disk. "Let's play."

"It shall be a quick one." the orange haired woman smirked sinisterly as Jack placed the game into the consol.

The screen flickered before showing a large beach with clear blue skies as two naked women jumped from the water and started to form katanas from their arms before slashing at each other, their blood forming dark red bikinis with golden eyes over the nipples in the process.

"Super Robot Girls: Bikini Deathmatch." a female announcer yelled while the title appeared in gold letters before a bloody two appeared in the middle of the screen. "TWO!"

"So, what is the goal of this game, human?" Unicron frowned.

"Three to four players pick a Robot Girl and fight each other until only one wins. But it's set like a tournament so it's about ten to twenty rounds per game."

"I see. It's designed to test your combat experience and prowess against numerous foes." Primus nodded. "Very similar to our battles."

"Yeah, and if you win then you get a trophy...in the game that is." Jack sweatdropped as Unicron smirked.

"Ah, rewarding the victorious. How amusing."

"But you use the controllers to move your character." He said pointing to the joystick controller.

"Ha! Something I can agree on." the evil deity smirked. "To control a hapless fool with power and then turn them into puppets."

"Well, you're not entirely wrong." admitted Jack. 'Scary.'

Both sat at their respective bean bag chairs as Jack sat in his, only to notice that he was in between their left and right breasts.

He blushed, but tried to tell himself to stay focused as the character select screen popped up.

Each one were wearing nothing at all, which helped to reveal their H cup breasts and massive asses to the players, except when the cursor moved over them, revealing various shades of bloody bikinis or skimpy dresses.

For Primus, she picked a very tall nearly naked samurai woman with long blood red hair, pale skin, red eyes, wearing dark blue robes made of blood, and blue high heel sandals.

For Unicron, she picked a tall scantily clad gladiator woman with short blond hair, black eyes, wearing deep blood red armor that seemed to be fused to her skin in some places, and black high heels.

And for Jack, he chose a tall nearly naked SWAT Unit woman with long white hair, glazed white eyes, wearing a light gold bikini and thong made of light, black combat boots and a black motorcycle helmet resting on her head.

"Mmm. Muramasa Bloodborne." Primus mused while the animation of the character revealed her built in katana limbs.

"Axtria the Destroyer. How interesting for a bug." Unicron smirked while the animation of said character revealed that her stomach could open up to reveal chains of blood tipped with axe heads.

"Jackline the Biker Mom." Jack sweatdropped while the animation of the character showed the woman's hands turning into shotguns.

"Now then, how do we begin?"

"Just press the triangle button." Jack said, pointing to the button, still trying not to look at their breasts.

The two did so, before the screen shifted to show the roster line up of various other characters.

"What is this? Start the battle!" Unicron growled.

"That's just a NPC roster, to skip it just press the triangle button again." Jack sweatdropped while shocked that the evil deity looked like a normal pissed off model right now.

Unicron growled and did so.

"ROUND ONE!" the announcer yelled while showing Primus, Unicron and Jack's characters, all on a large beach with massive robotic shark men cheering in the background. "FIGHT!"

"Alright, you move with the joystick and attack with the buttons." Jack said before his character shot buckshots at Primus' character, sending it flying before Unicron's character charged in and tried to 'attack' but jumped over the character instead.

"SLAG!"

"Easy now, it takes some time to get used to it."

"Grrr!"

Primus sighed while using this opportunity to use her character to slash at Jack's character with her katanas. 'To think that The One thought Unicron was the better deity. Really, I'm the better half, not that twin. I mean yes I was a part of the original Unicron but I'm the better mannered one!'

"SLAG! Damn you Primus!" she growled while using her character to attack the samurai woman, the axe slashes taking a lot of life in the process. "I will devour your spark for that!"

"You say that all the time."

"NOT THIS TIME!" she growled before moving her body a little too close to Jack's face, the breasts hitting his face as she tried to move her body to the right. "DIE!"

'Oh god why!?' he blushed.

"I will slay you in this 'game' and-"

And cue the character getting slashed in the stomach.

"GAH!"

"Um...you can press the triangle and circle button to activate a special move." Jack said with a blush while his character's blood turned golden and caused her to become naked, showing off her body as two massive rail guns appeared from her armpits and fired at the deities' characters, causing massive damage before changing back. "Like that."

"Show me human!" Unicron growled while her breasts pushed against his face.

'Soft!' Jack blushed while showing her the moves, all the while feeling his groin getting a boner. 'No! No Jack! Focus! This is no time for that!'

Primus moved her character towards Jack's character before using the special move, which caused her character to transform into a massive white kitsune with blood red fur, pointed ears, nine long blade like tails, and wearing nothing but a thong, as the blades shot from the tails like rockets and caused massive damage to the other characters before changing back.

"Muramasa Bloodborne. Winner!" the announcer yelled as the character smirked and the screen changed back to normal. "ROUND TWO! FIGHT!"

"You will perish!" Unicron roared before her character's stomach ripped open to reveal a massive squid made of chains and blood as it began to slam Jack's and Primus' characters into the ground, causing massive damage before changing back. "Ha ha!"

"That will not stop me!" Primus frowned while attacking the character as Jack saw that her bra was about to fall off, revealing her nipples in the process, due to the strings getting untied.

'Why!? Why brain why!?' he screamed in his head while looking towards Unicron, only to see that her thong was coming off due to her jumping up and down on the bean bag chair. 'Why can't they stay on!?'

As the game continued to rage on, Jack felt like this was turning from a battle for earth's future to a porno, especially when the two deities were so enthralled in the game that they never realized that their bras and thongs were coming off due to the tremendous amount of activity.

That and after a while, they started to use Jack as a chair, Primus on his left leg and Unricon on his right, making it difficult for him to not get a boner in front of two deady beings of order and chaos.

It was so shocking he couldn't even ask them to get off or risk noticing it.

'Oh god...this is any guy's dream come true...if they weren't going to kill humanity if they win!' he thought while his mind wandered a little, thinking about a what if scenario if he had these girls as partners instead of Arcee.

Which weirdly enough made his boner grow even more as it was hot, sexy and full of sex.

'Mmm...that sounds fun. Wait! No! Snap out of it Jack! No sexy stuff, you have a game to win!' He thought before he really got into the groove of things.

"TWENTIETH ROUND! SUDDEN DEATH! FIGHT!" the announcer yelled as the characters were now on a floating island in the middle of a sea of lava, the nearby volcano oozing lava as a timer appeared on screen.

"You both shall feel my true power now." Unicron grinned while attacking both characters, her ass wiggling on Jack's leg.

"Not today or ever Unicron." Primus frowned while moving back a little, making Jack blush a little, as she made her character attack the gladiator woman.

"Just watch out for the lava." Jack warned while shooting at the two characters. "Otherwise it'll be game over before you know it."

Both girls kept on battling as Jack felt like he was going to come due to her butts juggling on his legs, but he was strong and actually battled against the deities.

However, as they battled, Jack's mind started to wander again as he started to imagine himself having an extreme make out session with the girls, his boxers slowly vanishing from his hips as a result of his fantasies.

'Fuck, I can't remember the last time I had private time to really go wild.' Jack thought while his hard groin was exposed, although the girls were too busy battling to notice, especially when a giant lava man was throwing fireballs onto the field.

"Slag!"

"What in The One's core processor is that!?"

"That's Lavaman, enemy of all Robot Girls and one of the stage hazards on this mode." Jack frowned while not seeing his exposed cock. "Dodge his attacks and keep on fighting!"

"Oh I will human!" Unicron laughed with glee. "I will show this puny being my full might!"

Jack smirked while the three kept on battling each other, unaware that their bodies were now naked, so immersed at the game itself.

But as their characters were at one point of health, they decided to activate their specials all at once.

"DIE!"

"NOT TODAY!"

"THIS IS MY CHANCE!"

As they activated their final assaults, the girl's asses rose up and sandwiched themselves between Jack's cock, causing him to climax greatly as they were too focused on the final outcome to actually notice at all.

"TIE!" the announcer yelled while the screen showed the characters holding golden trophies in their hands. "WINNERS!"

"What?! Impossible!" Unicron roared in anger as Primus smirked.

"Any victory is a good one, but looks like neither of us won." she said with a sigh while Jack sighed in relief.

Unicron growled before feeling something wet on her ass and looked at her ass cheek, seeing the sperm dripping down it. "...what is this?"

Primus looked and noticed the stuff as well while Jack panted, dazed from the rush that hit him hard.

'God...that was a rush...' he thought as his cock was still hard and dripping with cum, only to notice the women were looking at him strangely. "Heh...fun right?"

"Human, what is this?" questioned Unicron with a frown, Jack snapping out of it and realizing the cum on them.

"Um...that's...um..."

"I do recall that this is." Primus said with a smirk. "Cybertronians call it lube, but from what Optimus Prime transmitted during his mating with a human, this is called sperm."

"Which is what, my twin?"

"Reproductive material for making life. Only works on fembot wombs." Primus said while Jack looked very confused. "Although it acts differently for us. Unlike your species, where it is just a normal way of reproduction, for cybertronians and fembots, sperm acts like super energon, highly addicting yet causes arousal and lust instead of aggression. It's a complex topic for organics to fully understand."

"Wait, how do you know that?" Jack asked while very confused at how a deity that was sleeping for billions of years knows what sperm is, or what a reproductive organ was.

"Oh that. Due to my connection to the Matrix of Leadership, which the last Prime now holds, I gain knowledge in compensation for his use of my vast knowledge." Primus smiled. "And recently he has been seeing a woman named June, which allowed me to learn from his mating periods, which have been very interesting."

"..." 'WHAT!?'

"Thus I have learned about organic reproduction and what sperm is, unlike my malevolent twin."

Jack stared at Primus in disbelief and an open mouth. "Optimus...and...my MOM!?"

"Yes, and I did not know she was your mother until you came here." she admitted as Unicron blinked.

"So he's into us?"

"Yes."

"...I propose a new battle." she grinned. "The first one to mate with him successfully wins."

"Wait what!?" Jack blushed as his cock became hard again. "But we can't! The earth-"

"I accept." Primus nodded. "And the one that mates successfully will have him as a mate, the loser will never harm or influence earth or Cybertron again."

'Are they serious about this!?' he thought. "W-W-Wait! Timeout! This is...This is weird! I mean, I-I thought Cybertronians didn't...you know!"

"Just shut up and mate!" Unicron growled before both girls tackled him and began to have sex with him.

(Outside the mind)

Ratchet looked very confused as he saw the comatosed body of Jack humping the air for no reason, the others watching with confusion, including a very exhausted yet still alive Optimus. "What the slag?"

"Uh...June? What is...happening?" asked Arcee.

"Well, it looks like he's having um...sexual dreams." June said with a blush.

Raf blushed with Miko snickering.

"Wait, Jack's having a wet dream?"

"Apparently." June said while noticing that the shards were turning into rust and purple veins were slowly vanishing from Jack's skin. "And his body is actually stabilizing."

Jack continued to hump the air as he moaned a little.

"Damn. Wonder what's on his mind." spoke Miko before she and Raf were dragged away. "Hey wait!"

"You two are going to wait somewhere else."

"Oh come on! I want to hear him-"

"Oooh~ Stop using my cock as a oooh, butt plug." Jack moaned in his sleep.

"Out! Now!" June snapped while dragging the teens away, all the while Arcee looked a little confused.

'What is he even thinking about...wait? Is it about me...oh slag!' she blushed while Jack continued to hump that air, a noticeable stain appearing on his pants as he moaned loudly. ''I...I better do the same.'

And with that, she left the room, very red in the face and wondering what is making him think like that.

Optimus felt a chill down his back while feeling like this is the calm before the storm...for what he did not know. 'By Primus, what was that chill about?'

(Timeskip)

Jack yawned as he finally was out of his coma, tired as all hell, and was currently telling the others about what exactly happened, much to their shock, especially the Autobots who just learned that two of their deities are now fembots.

"So...you...and two smokin' hot fembots...went at it while playing video games?" Miko asked while Jack nodded. "And..."

"You had sex...afterwards?" Raf said in surprise while Arcee looked a little jealous and REALLY pissed, mostly pissed.

"Well...it just happened. But the good news is that they will not destroy earth or Cybertron." Jack sighed. "Well not in this timeline at any rate." 'Still can't believe they can or are capable of existing in other realities...still mind blowing.'

"That's...good news. I think..." let out Bulkhead.

"But you fucked both Primus, OUR creator, and Unicron, a planet eater." Arcee frowned. "That is breaking so MANY rules made by the Primes."

Jack gulped while recalling something. "Oh and um...there's one more thing."

"What?"

"Well...because the 'sex battle' was a tie." he grumbled as Miko laughed. "The girls want to have a rematch."

"How? They aren't able to leave their alt modes without blowing up the planets' upper crust." Ratchet asked before noticing blue and purple clouds of energy forming from Jack's chest and fingers as they quickly took the shape of two familiar fembots, who held Jack by his arms.

"Hey." Unicron smirked while holding his right arm.

"We finally got the bodies ready." Primus smiled while holding Jack's left arm.

He blushed before saying. "Guys, they wanted a rematch so...they used the leftover shards and energon in my body, fused it with the atoms in the air and well...made avatars to interact with me without destroying the planet."

"Greetings Autobots. I am Primus." the creator smiled before looking at Optimus. "And there's my last creation. Say hi to your 'mother'."

"And I am Unicron." the deity grinned while letting a dark chuckle escape her throat before looking at the humans. "You can prostrate now, as I am your creator. Ha ha ha."

All of them felt a shiver go through them with the autobots, minus Optimus, raise their blasters to the destroyer.

"Hey hey hey!" she frowned. "I am not going to eat your planets. Maybe Mars but not this planet."

"Yeah and I'm a bimbo." Miko frowned.

Unicron growled before Primus stepped in.

"Stand down. She will not cause any trouble." she frowned before pointing to Jack. "After all, we, as Jack's girlfriends, will be too busy catering to him for such battles."

"And having glorious battles every night." Unicron grinned. "And tonight, I shall be victorious!"

"...how?!" spoke up Ratchet in disbelief.

"How what?" Unicron growled.

"How in...the allspark, was this possible, all thanks to...no offense Jack, a mere human?"

All three looked at each other and shrugged. "No idea."

If Ratchet could, he'd have facepalmed hard enough to go into stasis at that response. But he couldn't as he saw the two deities glare at each other.

"But first..."

"We shall discuss an important topic."

"And that is?" Arcee asked.

Both frowned before saying at once. "Which one of us is going to fuck him on top!"

And cue Jack turning as red as a tomato with June herself not sure to feel proud or pity.

Miko laughed at this before adding, in a joking manner. "Sure, and then you could fuck him right now! Ha ha!"

The two deities blinked before starting to pull Jack's pants off, making Miko stop laughing and for everyone to decide to give them a WIDE girth.

"Everyone out! NOW!" June yelled while everyone left the room, the sounds of moaning starting up as the doors closed behind them. 'Oh sweet god above, this is...this is more than I can handle.'

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