31. Elemental power stones are not candies.
31.a. Even if you can eat it and even if they're tasty.
31.b. The explosion born from the reaction of fire and ice wasn't just palatable, it nearly blasted your head off.
31.c. Don't even consider doing it with holy and dark stones

32. People involved in a magical contract must be warned of what it entails. Namely wearing a ridiculous outfit and spouting awkward platitudes.
32.a. The heat death of the universe isn't a threat that requires making more magical girls.
32. Using familiars to act as pretend intermediates from another unknown force to coax people to make a contract is forbidden.
32.b.1. He was more creepy than cute anyway.

33. Please do not pluck tails from Mini to sell on the market.
33.a. Please do not pluck claws from Papi to sell on the market.
33.b. You got what you deserved when you attempted to steal Grande's scales. Consider yourself lucky that the dragon only burned your backside.

34. Attempting to steal Luka from his current companion is a terrible idea.
34.a. Not only because it is ground to get him stolen from you immediately afterward.

35. The mafia is to stop attempting to recruit residents to commit more nefarious deeds.
35.a. "Nefarious deeds" means "anything illegal."
35.b. The succubus tail smuggling ring bust was an embarrassment not only to every merchants involved, but also to their clients and to every resident of the Pocket Castle. Every other smuggling operation must be shut down immediately.
35.b.1. Or, barring that, their connection to us shouldn't be physically documented. Don't make another rookie mistake.

36. While having children is often considered the most beautiful thing in life, it is also a huge responsibility. Please consider that before having one in the Pocket Castle.
36.a. Even if you think you can care about them, five millions are too many.
36.b. The beelzebubs are expected to pay the damage done by their children alone.

37. Do not threaten merchants in an attempt to get better prices.
37.a. Do not threaten our own merchants to get a better price.
37.b. Vanilla is to keep everybody informed of the items she has access to.
37.c. Vanilla is also to keep her prices fair for everyone. No favoritism means no holding grudges either.
37.d. Her stocks can be open in case of emergencies to help people.
37.d.1. People going onto adventures are still expected to stock up properly beforehand and not use their lack of preparation to summon an emergency reason.
37.d.2. Neither is another debt to the mafia.
37.e. A monster who is a hundred times younger you but much more mature than you means that you have to learn how to be responsible, not that she's precocious.
37.f. Vanilla is to not use her contacts in the mafia or other monsters to get rid of the competition.
37.g. However, using them to build better relations with newly encountered locals is encouraged.

38. the "Unfortunate Friends" are monsters born with extremely rare mutations. They are not an image of what will happen to you if you don't behave yourself.
38.a. They remain valuable members of the Pocket Castle community, and should be respected accordingly.
38.b. The Unfortunate Friends remain residents of the Pocket Castle and should still submit to these rules, no matter how important their roles are.
38.c. When Domaimer asks for water, just give her water.

39. Offering fried eggs to harpies is extremely poor taste.
39.a. Offering beef bowls to minotaurs is not, however.
39.b. Offering Takoyaki to scyllas will be treated on a case by case basis.
39.c. Offering a poisonous mushroom and telling one to "go f*ck herself" is discouraged.
39.d. Offering a beetle to someone who has a phobia of insects will lead to its own punishment.

40. Makinas are to be used responsibly. Using the flamethrower to get rid of weed is just overkill, and, more importantly, always set the castle on fire.
40.a. Using the plasma scythe to instantly cook the meat while cutting it is also unnecessary.
40.a.1. There is not a single person in the castle that didn't notice the new, unusually large paintings.
40.a.2. Or the duct tape used to hold the tables together.
40.b. Using the electromagnetic armor to protect yourself against spit isn't subtle as you think it is.
40.c. That anchor isn't a meat tenderizer.
40.d. The Flux Emitter isn't an alarm clock for heavy sleepers.

41. Monsters that used the questionably reliable oracle skills in fight are to always be ready to face the disastrous consequences of their own actions.
41.a. If you know that one of the possible draw could lead to the death of everything into a ten mile radius, do not use it in the middle of the city.
41.b. You are free to use your skills as a fortune teller to earn more through gamblings. The mafia is free to break your legs.
41.b.1. Or any other limbs. That should have gone without saying.
41.c. Consider that if you are free to use those random skills to use pranks, other people might take it as a pass that they're to use their own to get back at you.

42. When the kitchen asks for dry fish provisions, they actually ask for the water life form prepared appropriately to be conserved over a long period of time, and not the remainder of the meal of a hungry succubus.
42.a. Such products do not make for Succubus Village main export. They make, however, for a source of conflict with the human kingdoms. Please be reasonable.
42.b. They're simply not needed in the castle. Keep them away from any civilized place. Period.

43. Do not attempt to create an additional shrine for your race on Yamatai Shrine Hill.
43.a. Do not attempt to have your race worshipped by replacing one of the existing shrines. As the events with Spider Princess proved, this can and will end badly.

44. While it has been proven that manure has fertilizing properties that can be beneficial to plant monsters in a correct context, they do not "eat shit".
44.a. Some of them can, however, eat you.

45. Not everybody shares the same tastes when it comes to partners and "arts". Be conscious of that when you express yourself.
45.a. Simply put: Always ask first
45.b. Even with consent, eating your partner is a no.
45.c. Fairies are not "emergency snacks."

46. Ghost monsters are allies. You don't need to call an exorcist.
46.a. Splashing them with holy water is both insulting and ineffective.
46.b. Ghost monsters are to respect their fellows' privacy and are asked to stop going through walls to spy or interrupt other people going through their favorite activities.

47. Making one of the larger, more simple-minded monsters run around to simulate an earthquake is both dangerous and cruel.
47.a. At least check that nobody is in the way first.
47.b. Congratulations, you successfully attached the dangled piece of meat in front of Giga. You also got Monter Carlo destroyed.
47.c. Razing buildings this way (or any other) to alter the housing market is forbidden.

48. Medical examinations to guarantee that everyone is healthy is important, and we are grateful to be able to be given access for free. However, they shouldn't become mandatory.
48.a. The hero doesn't need five medical checks-up a day.
48.a.1. Even if he enjoys it.
48.b. Particularly in such unsanitary conditions. Clean the room from time to time.

49. Efforts to decorate the castle are always appreciated. However, growing greenery everywhere makes progressing around difficult and can be a fire hazard.
49.a. Everybody knew it would happen.
49.b. Our scientific team isn't to try to attempt to make fire-resistant weed.
49.b. They can, however, work with plant monsters to help them become more resistants to elements.

50. Beast monsters are expected to groom themselves appropriately during shedding season. Your hair isn't welcome in everyone's food.
50.a. Hibernating season isn't a reason to laze around all day.
50.b. Mating season isn't an excuse to jump the hero every hour.
50.b.1. While we understand that beast monsters have stronger urges during that time, we also know that its duration is limited. You shouldn't be that horny all year long.
50.b.2. Rumors of neutering will remain rumors if you manage to keep your urges into control.

51. No using Iron Maiden for investigation. It's already been revealed torture doesn't work, and the information given is often wrong.
51.a. No using Neo Iron Maiden for investigation. People can't even give information afterward.

52. You are the only one able to access your private Pocket Castle room. If you don't want people to see something you have, put it there.
52.a. If you have something you know people don't want to see, put it there too, and bury it into the ground.

53. We have no financial difficulty, and all of you have varied, powerful skills that can be put to good work. Do not resort to begging.
53.a. Do not resort to extortion either.
53.b. This is not the correct way to start a business.
53.b.1. You ran three shops into the ground. Give it up already.

54. Vampire Queen, Spider Princess and Alicetromeria are prayed to not organize "evil laugh" contest at three in the morning.
54.a. Yes, everyone is scared.
54.b. You are not making any favor to your image when you say that "it is important for our ultimate goal."
54.c. Organizing contests earlier in the evening is possible.
54.c.1. I won. Deal with it.

55. Succubi are physically weaker than monster OF THE SAME LEVEL. If you keep lazing around while they train, they will punch you into oblivion.
55.a. Not that they need to do that in the first place.
55.b. Consider your forced labor at Succubus Village a punishment for all those potato jokes.

56. Creativity in fight to get an edge over an opponent is always encouraged. However, there are differences between an original idea and a good idea. Please take a second to consider it.
56.a. That "High impact non-sexual cuddling" skill worked on exactly one target, and it was clear from the beginning that the poor girl just wanted a hug.
56.a.1. Trying it on a cactus girl was its own punishment.
56.a.2. I don't know what you expected when you tried it on Morrigan.
56.a.3. I really don't want to know what you expected when you tried it on Black Alice.
56.a.4. Most apoptosis don't even understand what you're trying to do. Stop embarrassing yourself.
56.b. Your "Storm of Confusion" consisted in throwing your extremely expensice deck of cards in that kitsune's face. Don't do that again.
56.b.1. Yes, even if it was more effective than your last five attempts to call on its power.
56.b.2. If you're that disappointed, just change from line of job.
56.c. Ask for your partner's consent before throwing her at an enemy.
56.c.1. I do not know how you managed it, but do not throw one of the giant monsters at your enemies. The earthquake could be felt from Grangold to San Ilia.
56.c.2. Playing "splat the slime" is just cruel.
56.c.3. However, throwing a carnivorous slime at an enemy if she agreed to it is encouraged.
56.d. Cooking take time. Calling in a ceasefire with your opponent to have the time to cook your food won't always work.
56.d.1 If it works, use it as an opportunity to get a new recruit or gather valuable intelligence. Poisoning the food served is beyond lowly.
56.d.2. Putting in all those laxatives, no matter how hilarious it was at the time, is considered poisoning.
56.d.3. That incident with the giant was its own sanction.
56.e. Starting singing contests between Eden and Morrigan are forbidden if anyone else is present within a 20 miles radius.
56.e.1. They're also forbidden within a 20 miles radius of Crystal Mines. Also remove any crystal equipment that you happen to still wear at the time should it become unavoidable.
56.f. Chain kicking a projectile to increase its speed work if you manage to synchronize. Also its power was enough to get rid of the monster, the wall behind her and the three houses following. Do not use it in a civilized settlement again.
56.f.1. It should not have been necessary at that point to say that said projectile should not be another allied monster.
56.f.2. Yes, enemies are fair games.

57. While Giga's intelligence is limited to the one of a dog, only playing fetch with her is insulting and should be avoided.
57.a. Also because we detect the earthquakes each time she plays.

58. Yes, Uranus did hear that joke already.
58.a. Eating them is disproportionate retribution.

59. Kitsunes cannot spin their tails extremely rapidly to take to the sky.
59.a. You just brainwashed her to have her climb into a tree.
59.b. You just had someone invisible carry her in the sky.
59.c. You just had Jaime throw her in the sky.
59.c.1. Kudos for sticking the landing though.
59.c.2. The repeat was unnecessary and looked painful.

60. Please respect the local culture. If that building is called a temple, it means it's a place of worship for someone. Attacking it will just incur unneeded wrath.
60.a. Tagging "Remia was here" was just petty vandalism, as well as an horrible plan.
60.a.1 You just identified yourself to every angel who want to avenge this slight. Good luck, you're on your own.

"Mmmh?"

Feeling an unusual commotion in the castle, Mephisto stopped working on her list and stepped out of her hidden room. She made her way to the entrance of the castle and noticed the White Rabbit discussing with Luka. She frowned. Whatever reason that monster had to come here, Mephisto doubted they were good. She used this opportunity to eavesdrop, and her frown deepened with every second she heard the new come: More monsters coming from other dimensions to attack, including succubi resistant to anything but pleasure, creating a new crisis at hand.

Everybody started discussing how to deal with the issue. The Grand Noah Queen decided to return to her city to use the kingdom's resources to assist the hero, Witch, the succubus soothsayer, returned to her own laboratory to try to find out more about those unusual monsters. In the meantime, Mephisto herself would remain with Luka to act as a communication link between both groups.

The yoma steadied herself as she smiled inwardly. She was back on the road of adventures: More challenges to face, more people to save…

…More succubi companions down the road.

Mephisto's desire to see this emergency solved decreased dramatically.