"youre going on a spacewalk through the turd nebula!" Dudley taunted as he farted into an empty fishbowl.
"nooooooooo!" Harry kicked and struggled to no avail...
that was Christmas for Harry Potter a few years ago, and those times are brought upon him again from the waxing influence of Nibiru as it heads right for the place...
Argus Filch had Professor Sprout the midget bent over and was fucking him in the ass atop the bar at the Hogshead Pub in Hogsmeade. Minerva Gonagol was there too and she had turned into a Condor and was slowly peaking Filchs raw and blistered asshole.
But it only looked like pecking from a distance.
Actually what was going on was that Minervas 8 inch long and girthy beak was lubed up with astroglide and she was making that peck peck motion all slow so that it was anus stimulation to him. Argus FILCHS PROSTATE pulsed and writhed with each thrust that Minerva made into his rectis while he perfomed an anal sex manuever to flitwick whose little toes were curled as he kicked his legs about wildly knocing over a bottle of vodka and an abandone pipe cleaner (See chapeter 54 authors note:: that a tourist had ordered without expecting how gross it would taste so he left it to get kicked over by Flitwick a little after 7 pm, on Christmas Night.
but anyway
8 hermiones and a demiurge
harmonica Versus santa claus\
plane elf shields , first two unconscious,the third one: Harmonica grabs to block Santa Clauses blistering Icicle Barrage attacks is actually awake and not just knocked out or dead like the first two had been.
The feeble creature looks up at her with its bulbous watery eyes"ello misses, may i 'elp you wif' somethin'?"
"Icicle Barage!" Santa yells out and sends a deadly spray of iced shards toward them; "Yeah," Harmonica agrees with the little elf while looking in her eyes, "you can 'elf me with something!" She yells and moves the frail thing into the path a too close ice shard that might actually have missed her anyway but she as playin it safe.
So far she had gotten off easy. but how long can a Hermione's luck hold out..?
Ea's ghost, tagging along behidn the approaching planet x, tries to intervene on Santas behalf but Metatron, Jeho's right hand man, steps into the ring and takes him on leaving Harm and Santa to 1v1-bc Nevilles link w. Met+Jeho he can feel the damage inflicted them
A first year Ravenclaw girl shouted out to get Santa's attention. "Santa!" She yelled. Death Maker was on a trajectory right toward his face. Without hesitation she bent down and picked up an elf slave and threw it between Santa and the deadly blade just in time. As she did so her true nature activated and Sumerograms began to etch lines of light upon her skin making her look like a cross between Avatar the Last Airbender and a mexican Sugar Skull from their day of the dead celebrations Authors Note"they do day of the dead instead of Christmas over there"
Harmonica used Jehovahs Spirit Blade, with which she suspected he had conquered the other Annynanki with, to slice through the growing portion of Christmas Spirit which now threatened to engulf her.
Kraug lay abed paralyzed as usual and Santa ducked yet another swirl of the deadly blade as Haromica came in for the kill.
"Wait!" Santa called out in a wheezy and tired voice.
Harmonica continued to circle him warily with her eyes narrowed in suspicion, but she heard him out...
"Just because I'm and Annunanki and your the 8th Hermione doesnt mean we have to fight!" Santa called out.
Most of his reserves of Christmas Spirit had been routed by Harmonica and Death Maker so it was in his interest to make a deal...
"I'm listenin' old man," Harmonica prompted him when it seemed he wouldn't go on...
"Your fight is with the Gatekeeper, the 7th Hermione, just because Jehovah has sponsored you in that fight doesnt mean I need neccesarly get involved...
and wouldn't you know it but a little of that christmas cheer started to srpead around the plane and Harmonica dropped Death Maker clanging to the elf strewn walkway and went to embrace Santa Claus! The real live Santa Claus!
"I can't believe I get to met the Actual Santa Claus!" Harmonica gushed as she took some seflies with him.
The ground around them was absolutely covered in elfs since Santa had used quick a few to block Harmonicas attack and vice and versa with her using them too. It looked like a couple of the efl bodies had had chunks eaten out of htem which wasn't all that surpising since the big Christmas feast was so long ago and the plane didn't have an endless supply of honey baked yams and candied hams could it...?