[Cues: Pokémon FireRed/Leafgreen OST - Intro]
The Outsider's Insurrection
Indigo Iliad
Chapter 75: The Suite Life of Mary and Crimson
Translated Pokémon Speech
Pokédex Entries/Computerized Voices/Flashbacks
Reference to an Accessory in the Games
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(Lapis Town | May 16th | 5:00 p.m.)
The chopper put them on the roof where Mary waited for them. She bowed and Mary now had a Grumpig and a Luxray of her own.
"You've been busy." Crimson said fluffing his shirt.
"I learned from the best. You remember Alicia, my Ursaring. Well, the Grumpig's Richard and the Luxray is Bolton." Mary said proudly. "All from the garden."
"Well, I hope Bolton hasn't been fooling around with my Tessa." Crimson said.
Inside the suite, there was Tessa with Morticia and Lil' Swish. Crimson came him ruffling Tessa's fur before letting everyone except Magnus.
"Oh my, this one is certainly a big one." Mary said admiring Brutus.
"Brutus, this is Mary. The maid of this house. If I do take you out of active duty, here is one of the places you'll end up." Crimson said before sending out Mangus.
"There's dinosaur Pokémon!" Mary screamed falling on her butt.
Magnus sat as Crimson introduced her to Mary. He was returned considering the size of him.
"Well…that was scary." Mary remarked. "Shall I prepare dinner?"
"Yes." Crimson said. "I'm going to go out for a bit."
"We're going with you." Jett insisted.
Crimson returned his active team as Lil' Swish decided to follow Crimson out the door.
"Is Crimson okay? I heard what happened in the news." Mary mused.
"He's taking it a bit hard." Joe said as he let out his Pokémon. "I think I may just relax for a bit."
Misty, Sissi, and Rusty followed suit deciding to watch some television. Crimson walked along the hall just not really thinking of much only to get a call from Mary.
"I forgot to inform you that the Triton does have a dinner hall. And it would be a nice way to socialize…your friends told me what happened, and I figured you'd want to have some fun." Mary suggested.
"Sure, when is it?" Crimson asked. "6? All right, I got a suit. Just let me get an overcoat."
Crimson hung up and went on her way to the shops in the Triton only see they had a move tutor place. As he headed over, he bumped into someone.
"Oh…sor-" Crimson said before freezing.
If Tricia existed, I guess the Griffins had to exist in some form. Stewie was on his butt rubbing his head and next to him was a Riolu with an energy all too familiar.
"Stewie, are you…" Brian said before stopping.
"I wouldn't. Even if tried to Pokémon Speak, I can translate it. How is my secret, but I can say I'm an auric…and your energy is far on the unnatural side." Crimson said smoothly.
"Oh blast! Of all the peo-Hey wait a minute, you were on the news. You're that crazy maniac fighting against Team Rocket." Stewie said Crimson helped him up. "And killed those old assassins. By the way, thanks for that. Stewie. Stewie Griffin. And this is Brian."
"Hey." Brian said awkwardly.
"Ryuseigan. Ryuseigan Crimson. And this lil' guy here is Lil' Swish." Crimson said formally. "Heading to the move tutor?"
"I can't. My father has become a complete jackass ever since he got cash to burn. It's like he and my bitch of a mother took her grandparents' worst traits." Stewie said bitterly. "He won't spare me money, but he'll spare that moron Chris a thousand."
Crimson just had a blank look and sighed.
"Come on, it'll be my treat. I can relate…" Crimson said.
"Shitty parents?" Stewie asked.
"Nah, mine were good. But…they're gone now. But most of my friends have shit parents." Crimson said dryly.
They went in together. Crimson's goal was mostly to get new moves for Brutus. Being that Brutus's stat lie more for physical attacks, he got the tutor to teach him Iron Head, High Horsepower, and he was surprised learn Close Combat along with Megahorn. As Crimson did business, Lil' Swish was talking to Brian.
"Just relax, in time the instincts will come. I couldn't begin to imagine your situation. You're really lucky to have a friend like Stewie." Lil' Swish said understandingly.
"Yeah, I know. He can be a bit messed up, but honestly, I feel he and Meg are the only ones I can really trust." Brian admitted.
Crimson even got Marquesha's Covet replaced with Drain Punch.
"Hey kid, it's been a rare sight to see a Tauros. My old man's old man was obsessed with them. Said teaching them Blizzard made tough sons of bitches." The tutor joked.
"Maybe it did." Crimson joked back before paying him. "Thank you for your service."
Crimson looked at Brutus and decided to just use his Blizzard TM to replace Skull Bash. He had to respect what was the old metagame, after all. Without it, no Gen 3 and onward. He left to get his new overcoat with Lil' Swish bidding Brian goodbye and soon would be on the way to the dinner hall. His bag was back in his room, but his blade at his side. The dinner hall, of at this one, was exclusively for Emerald rankers.
[Cues: Teaching Feeling OST – Silver Glass]
Crimson noticed Sissi was wearing a dress and heels quite like the one she wore in the pilot episode of Code Lyoko even having her hair up. Misty wore a soft purple v-neck dress with a slit on the sides with blue heels, the military coat he'd seen her in at the club, and earrings shaped like her badge. A splash of red lipstick and her hair being down made her all the more pretty. Crimson had changed to Spike-esque outfit of course with a new overcoat which was tan this time. Joe was trying to be rather fancy with a long-sleeved buttoned shirt of dark blue with pinstripes, a black tie, black dress pants, black overcoat, and boots. His black hair was slicked which showed hints of brown roots.
"You look like the French Desperado." Crimson joked. "You just need the cowboy boots."
"Love that trilogy. Honestly liked the first a bit more." Rusty mused.
Rusty wore a tuxedo with a dark red tie and brown boots. Mary was in a more formal maid wear and held the chair for him. Lil' Swish joined Morticia and Tessa, who were brought down by Mary.
"Excuse me sir."
The waitstaff looked to Crimson.
"What can I do for you?" He asked.
"Terribly sorry, but you'll have to share the table with other set of residents."
"I thought this area was exclusive to Emerald holders." Mary said glaring at him.
"Exactly, we have a new holder since yesterday. Fourth floor…some obnoxious fat American and his family. I pity the dau-"
"Wait, the Griffins?" Crimson said.
"And their guests. I am so sorry."
The waitstaff left and in came the Griffins. Crimson already was pissed enough, but to see Quagmire did not help.
"Where Cleveland and Joe tho-Wait, why am I asking that?" Crimson thought as they took their seats.
"I can't believe it. Sitting fancy with all the richest in Kanto." Peter said before noticing Crimson. "Hey, I didn't know this was the kids' table."
"It's not." Crimson said hotly.
The anger was creeping up. It did not help when Quagmire sat between Misty and Mary.
"So, I hear the ladies down in the regions are all 8s out of 10s and higher. Heh, all right." Quagmire said.
[Music Ends]
"Yeah, let me shut this shit down real quick." Mary said about send out Alicia.
However, Quagmire recognized her much to her horror.
"Wait, you're Mary Dahl! Please say the line." Quagmire said excitedly as Peter nodded along.
"What? No! I'm not doing that. I'm not a kid anymore." Mary said as Crimson got up.
"Oh, come on, you're still as cute as ever." Peter said insistently. "Come on, say the line!"
"Although, you calling me daddy would mean a lot…" Quagmire said excitedly.
"Excuse me, but my maid is clearly not interested in nursing your fantasy." Crimson said adjusting his tie. "Promptly cease this useless prattle."
He tried to sound professional sound which got laughter from Lois, Peter, and Quagmire.
"Look kid, you're trying too hard. Go sit back down, the adults are talking." Lois said waving him off.
"I'm sorry, but in Kanto, I am considered a legal adult. I will not be talked down to." Crimson said snarling. "I didn't come to have dinner to put up with your shit. Now you two…back the hell away from Mary. Or else."
His threat was laughed off except for Meg, Stewie, and Brian.
"Um, dad? I think you should take his threat…"
"Shut up, Meg. This rich jerk's a threat? Who is he, then? Bush's chocolate's lovechild?" Peter joked. "I'm much bigger than him. I bet he can't even take a punch."
Peter threw his punch and Crimson's smirked before catching it.
"Oh, I can. Name's Crimson Ryuseigan, Mister Griffin. I've kicked the teeth in of men older and much better skilled than your lard ass."
He twisted Peter's wrist as Lois got up.
"Let him go, ya brat!" Lois snarled.
"I'm sorry, but if you don't the problem in him calling me a 'chocolate lovechild' then sit the hell back down." Crimson said. "But if you're woman enough to thin you could smack me…you can try and fail at it."
Before Lois could even get close, Misty got in Lois's way.
"Look, we can end this without having to fight. Just have your hus-"
Lois slapped Misty…or at least tried to as Misty caught it and flipped Lois on her back onto the table.
"Not bad, you're getting better." Crimson said before kicking Peter's shin before sweep kicking in on top of the table.
"I try my best." Crimson said. "But there must be a way to settle this."
"There is."
Waitstaff was back.
"A formal battle. Loser hands over the keys to your penthouse."
"Done, I accept!" Peter said.
"You do realize you need a Pokémon for a battle, right?" The waiter said looking at him.
"I know that! Brian, come over here!" Peter said.
"What? No! I'm not fighting because you and Quagmire decided to be idiots. Besides, technically I belong to Stewie." Brian said as Stewie held his Luxury Ball.
"Stewie, Daddy needs that ball and Brian." Peter said coming over.
"NO!" Stewie said as Meg got in the way.
"Ugh, fine. I'll fight the bastard myself. I mean look at the stupid looking pink cat on the chair there. I doubt these Pokémon can't be too hard to fight." Peter said.
Waiters and the others around just facepalmed. One waiter went in the other room coming out with a waiver and a contract for them both to sign which they did.
"Bring it on!" Peter said.
Crimson sent out Emperor Magnus to which even Joe thought was overkill.
"Where's my opponent?" Magnus bellowed.
"Right in front of you. The fat man said he could take out a Pokémon…that it was easy." Crimson said with a sneer.
"How dare he." Magnus said growling.
Peter was sweating.
"You have two options. Get mauled and I take that key before I promptly kick you, your skank of a wife, and your creepy friend. Or you give up, give me the key, take you, your skank of a wive, you friend, and your shithead son to leave this town. I don't care where you go, but you stay in Kanto. You won't be safe for long. So, choose, you fat bastard!" Crimson roared.
"Go dad, you can take him." Chris said.
Peter raised his dukes saying he was not going to quit. He punched Magnus on the nose and broke his hand because…Tyrantrum's are part Rock-types.
"My turn. Emperor Magnus, Aerial Ace." Crimson said.
"Ha, he's too big and easy to dodge." Peter jeered.
"Aerial Ace never misses." Meg said with smirk. "Checkmate."
The dinosaur Pokémon hit with the force of a speed bullet train. Peter was on the ground with several broken limbs and fractures all around. Crimson calmly walked up to him as Peter was coughing up blood.
"Give up?" Crimson asked only for him to spit blood on his boots.
"No. I can still win." Peter said forcing himself up.
"Ok." Crimson said returning Emperor Magnus. "Let be send out Marquesha!"
Marquesha was sent out as Crimson had to explain what was going on.
"Marquesha, what did you get that name out of the projects?" Lois joked.
Crimson sighed as his friends looked at Lois.
"Bitch, I…"
Marquesha was cut off by the Peter jumping of her trying to choke her.
"Marquesha, Shock Wave." Crimson said as Marquesha electrocuted Peter forcing him away. "Now…Mega Punch."
It was a repeated barrage of glowing punches to Peter's body.
"Give up. I don't think you want me to kill you. You did sign the wavier so if you die, not my issue." Crimson said.
"Ha, I'm not done yet!" Peter said getting up again. "Quagmire, throw me a beer!"
Quagmire tossed him one and he smashed the bottle on the table.
"You do realize you just broke the rules, right? Quagmire helping you is interfering with this match. That…automatically gives me victory." Crimson said with a grin.
"He's right." Rusty said looking at the contract. "So, hand over the key."
"You're going to have to kill me for it!" Peter said charging at him with the broken bottle.
Crimson focused energy into his right foot causing it to grow bright white. He flipped into the air dodging a swipe.
"Mouton Shot!"
He channeled his Mega Kick-powered leg to deliver a flurry of kicks so fast that it seems to hit simultaneously, pummeling Peter's back before the final one sent him crashing into the wall, leaving a spider web of cracks and bloody mess as the light faded from his leg. Lois, Quagmire, and Chris could only watch as he walked to Peter and took his Emerald key.
"Lois, still think I'm a brat? If you think you can step up…come forth." Crimson said. "Because I hate to you, your husband has incurred the wrath of the Black Dragons."
Before Lois could speak, a silenced gunshot nailed Quagmire through the chest with the smoking gun behind by Neo being accompanied by Mercury and Emerald.
"So, mind explaining?" Crimson asked.
"Let's just say the Griffin family pissed off the wrong people. Funny that we walked into a shitshow. You already beat Peter bloody." Mercury said as they had their guns and Pokémon aimed at Lois and Chris.
"So, you're going to kill them here because…we don't want to be witnesses to that." Misty said.
"Of course not. The boss wants them mostly alive." Emerald said.
"If it's alright, I believe you can spare those three." Crimson said pointing to Meg, Brian, and Stewie. "I believe your beef is with the fat idiot, the pervert, and the bitch."
"What about me?" Chris said.
"What about you…" Sissi said apathetic.
"Roman will want you to pay for that." Emerald said.
"I'll pay it. Call him and ask how much." Crimson said as the waiter came back out.
"You won?"
Crimson nodded.
"Can you call staff to clean up the mess?" Crimson said tipping him. "And if they ask, you didn't see any of this."
"You got twenty minutes." The waiter said taking it. "You can use room service to order dinner. Have a good night, and I assume the Griffins will be leaving."
"Oh yes, the annoying ones of the group." Crimson said with a wink as the waiter left. "Now about the call…"
A call later and Crimson managed to pay off Roman for the three at 90k. He was lucky Meg did not piss anyone like her father did and he was able to use the Stewie's a baby angle. His Dex transferred the money. Chris, Quagmire, Peter, and Lois were taken away.
"They're going to get killed, are they?" Misty said.
"Oh definitely. Peter's an idiot. If he was stupid to fight a Pokémon with no plan, then he's capable of pissing a mob boss off." Crimson said before turning to Meg, Brian, and Stewie. "By the way, you're welcome."
Crimson tossed Meg the Emerald key.
"If you want, you could join us for dinner." Crimson said kindly.
They accepted. Mary did try to apologize for the disaster, but Crimson let it go. Dinner at the penthouse with friends made up for it. Later in the night, Crimson and Meg were walking back to what was now, her penthouse carrying Brian and Stewie.
"Thanks again for everything." Meg said as she opened the door. "I actually was in the mitts of working to get myself away from my family. Considering this region's laws, I was going to do that and run away. The issue was Stewie and Brian. I didn't want to leave them behind."
"And now that you're an orphan and far beyond standard age, you'll have an easy time getting the means for citizenship and a trainer license. I already got a Professor on the licenses. And I'll deal with the IDs…but do you want to change your name?"
"Saisei. Saisei Megumi."
"Well then, Megumi. I think it's a better than Megatron." Crimson said putting Stewie and Brian on the couch.
"Thanks, you're a real sweetheart. I know I owe you 90k. I could get a job to work on it…or wait…" Megumi said before going in the master bedroom. "How much is US Dollars worth here?"
"90k in Pokémon dollars would equate nearly about 850 US Dollars. But I suggest you get any and all US cash converted. You can't exactly use those willy-nilly." Dex Bulma said as Megumi came back.
"Hey, no rush. Take your time and use your time to build your skills as a Trainer to be." Crimson said. "You have a good night now."
"Wait, I don't feel right having you do go like this…I do want to thank you. I know I'm not as attractive as your average girl he-" Megumi said as he gently lifted her chin.
"Hey don't be like that. You can get better. A diet of the food here, some exercise, and a lot of determination can do wonders for a person." Crimson said gently.
"It's kinda sad that someone I barely met is giving me words of encouragement…though considering I was propositioning you…well." Megumi said sheepishly.
[Cues: Michiko and Hatchin OST – Castelo de Cristal]
"Oh no, I wasn't going to stay no to that." Crimson said coolly gazing her eyes. "If it does give you a confidence booster, I'm down. I see a lady in need."
Megumi was weak in the knees. She got what was she was hoping for. Good thing, they had the master bedroom to themselves. She screamed, rode him with a heat, and melted at his touch. Crimson never saw Meg as unattractive really given. She was at the most…average with potential to look better if she was given the chance to. But she was not the only one in the midst of a heated tryst.
"Oh god…this is so wrong." Mary said a hand grabbed her hair.
"Say it. Say it!"
"Ohh…daddy!" Mary moaned out in her old Baby Doll voice. "Make a woman out of me."
SMACK! Richard smacked her behind. Yes, Mary had slipped out of the grasp of a human partner finding comfort in her male Pokémon. Richard was a savage who loved roughing up his trainer. Downstairs, Meg was calling for Crimson to ravage her. Sissi was feeling frisky…and Joe could not help but inwardly thank Quagmire for getting her like that. And thank Crimson for not using his hot tub.
"You think Crimson and that Meg girl are…" Misty asked.
"I mean, I don't know. Not like it's my business. Honestly, I need to see my girlfriends again." Rusty remarked.
"Girlfriends?" Misty said.
"Do I have a story for you…" Rusty said.
Heated moments all around that would leave all hot and bothered.
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[Music Ends]
(Sepia City | May 16th | 10:00 p.m.)
"So, here we are. You pissed a lot of people off…Mr. Griffin. Thankfully…"
BANG!
Roman sneered as Peter's life was ended.
"People will pay for you dead." Roman said before looking over to Chris and Lois.
"You don't have to kill me! My father has-"
"Lois, do you think told us you where you were." Roman said as Lois's eyes widened. "That's right. Dear old dad wanted you, the fat man, and Chris out of the way. He wanted the whole family gone, but after a payment from my associate…your daughter and your toddler were spared. Not like they'd want to return to America anyway."
"No…daddy couldn't…" Lois said crying.
"Oh don't cry…he paid me to make sure your family never returns to America. And I intend to keep that…Glenn was just collateral. Not like it matters…he's wanted dead by the New York Triads…gave one of the head's wife the clap." Roman said icily.
"What about me?" Chris asked.
"You have a choice. Die here or take an out with a new name and being dumped in another region. You can do whatever you want, but you try to return to the States…and it's game over for you." Roman said taking a drag of his chair. "What will it be?"
"Can I get some money? And my things back from the building we were kicked out of…" Chris asked. "Because I'll take the second one."
"Good choice…" Roman said.
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[Cues: Michiko and Hatchin OST - Sozinho]
(Lapis Town | May 16th | 10:20 p.m.)
Megumi and Crimson lay in bed both having a well-earned smoke of a blunt.
"Thanks." Megumi said wiping sweat off her head. "You really know your way around this. It's kinda embarrassing…you're younger than me. You've done this before."
"Yeah…guilty." Crimson said getting up. "But…no hard feelings, right?"
"Nah, I just needed to get out of my system. But next time you see me, I'm going to look like a real knockout." Megumi said confidently.
Crimson's phone buzzed and he answered. A quick conversation and he ended the call.
"Hey, your brother wised up and chose not to die. Someone's coming for his things, just have it packed for him." Crimson said. "He's apparently being sent off to another region. Oh…by the way, Roman explained to me that apparently your granddad put out a hit on your whole family. He had no intent of you ever returning to America. I'm sorry…"
"Whatever, not like I want to go back. I'm changing my last name because I don't need the Griffins anymore." Megumi affirmed. "I already was prepared to never go back to the States. My ex-grandfather just gave me a good reason."
"And your brother?" Crimson asked.
"If he wises up, then maybe I'll call him that. Until then, good fucking riddance." Megumi said taking a drag. "Good night, and thanks."
Crimson got dressed, nodded, and left for his penthouse. He returned to find Rusty asleep on one end of the couch and Misty on the other. Crimson walked past to see his hot tub in use to see a topless Sissi making out with Joe. He left them alone…and went upstairs to check on Mary. He walked in seeing Bolton's ass as he was balls deep in Mary.
"Uh…" Mary said awkwardly.
"I'm too tired. Look, I'm not going to judge. Just lock the door." Crimson said leaving.
He took a cold shower before bed…
(A/N: This was a bit of a reference to another's work. Sage of Some Trades has a Pokémon story in the works I was in assisting. Megumi was one of those ideas of his. I decided to import that here, though with a bit of different context. Being that it's 2003, this was in real time, the period where Classic Family Guy was cancelled, and modern Family Guy came in. Meg would be about 15-16 at this point, and I'm fudging Stewie by having him about 3 or so. Cleveland and Loretta would still be together…though considering Quagmire's dead…they may end up staying together. Oh well. And as for Chris, no you won't see him again. Lois, on the other hand, is going to join Cassidy.)