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How to do a kiss? Posted by u/CedwardMullen 1 hour ago
Can someone please tell me how to kiss. I have never kissed a girl before but I found one I really like. Should I keep my hands in my pockets? Can I keep both eyes open, or just one? What is the appropriate angle of head tilt? Should I shake her hand afterwards?Is it ok to sniff her mouth? What about spittle? If her spittle goes into my mouth where can I dispose of it?
u/LikinDaRain 34 minutes ago
It just happens naturally and comes naturally. No need practice. If your worried, usually the guy will kiss first and come leading. So no worries. Just go with the flow. I am 50 and never had my first kiss and i am worried to if i get my first kiss, i am worried it will go so bad. But i decided to not be scared and be brave.
So i cant wait for my first kiss.
Anyway, no worries and dont be scared. Its all part of life. So no need to worry.
u/ Flourescents_87 1 hour ago: stare in each other's eyes while kissing. eating sweet candies is good. I mean, you both eat it while kissing. it will add flavor to the kiss. hahaha.
u/XOXOSpyderMonkey 48 minutes ago: Yes on the staring, also biting. And get your tongue in there like a lizard. Be dominant! Chicks dig it!
u/Loca_4_Wolves_69 30 minutes ago: lol cant really give advice...like people kiss in many different ways...just uhh pucker ur lips together thenn go mwah...lol seriously
u/GoldenOnion 28 minutes ago: move your head around to make it work n stare from different angles. Often that is the key, not kissing like a robot. Goodluck, it's a good thing, when it's done well. Give 'er the ole golden onion!
u/Jane_Volturi 52 minutes ago
How to Kiss:
1) Fill the Bathtub with Ramen
2: Let it boil
4) Have subject enter ramen bath (subject can be dead or alive, but be sure to restrain them if they are alive to prevent escape.)
5) After a minute or so of soaking, add the Seasoning. Throw the vegetables into bath
6) Taste the ramen. If you do not instinctively begin devouring the ramen like a mad man, Let it simmer for another half hour.
7) Look cool as heck**
8) Now kiss
Good luck Cedward Mullen, you're going to need it. No doubt I shall be seeing you soon.
Pain XOXO.
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