Angel: Some of the songs here, for most of them, I either had to omit lyrics or change them. All of these songs are not on the wiki, and I can't find lyrics to any of them anywhere. And they were hard enough to write when the sounds sometimes block out the lyrics. Maybe someday I'll go back and fix them, but probably not anytime soon.
And after this episode, I find it so ironic that they hinted about Felony Carl and Globby here. Because I was actually asked about that ship, and I had said that I wasn't going to do it because CartoonBeliever did XD So this episode should be easy for her in that regard! And it's actually revealed on Twitter that Felony Carl and Globby are a couple!
Krei laughs as he's standing in another part of his building. "Super weapon? Super weapon. Super weapon!" He waves it off to Baymax, Hiro, Honey Lemon, and GoGo, all of them in their armor. A giant machine has just been revealed to all of them. "What? No, that is not...a super weapon. That's Krei's structured latest prototype!"
"My system scan indicates it is a high-powered sonic cannon," Baymax explains to everyone.
"Oh, sure..." The four are suddenly squeezed in the middle between the cannon and a building. "It could de-level a building three seconds flat! This baby has revolutionized the structured demolition business!"
"In the wrong hands," Hiro points out, slightly concerned. Hana then walks in with her superhero outfit on.
"Hey guys, I'm not late, am I?"
"Hold on," Gogo sniffs the air, then Hana's hair. "She's wearing perfume."
"Were you on a date with Mikey?! That's so cute!" Honey Lemon exclaims in excitement.
"What, no," Hana denies nervously and Baymax scans her.
"Hana's pupils had diluted and her stance has changed. She was with Mikey."
"Baymax, you snitch," Hana scrunches up her nose in annoyance. She didn't want them to know that she was with him. And why is that?
"Intern 2 had a date, cute," Krei points at her.
"Did he bring flowers?"
"What did you guys do?"
"Did he take you out?"
"Mmm," Hana gives a look of annoyance, looking a bit embarrassed. Fred just has to be absent right now...sometimes she still gets teased by them, but she's not the only one in a relationship out of the group anymore, so Fred gets the shaft sometimes too. "It wasn't necessarily a date if I was talking to his dad about Ian."
"Oh," Hiro smiles awkwardly as they stop with the looks.
"Yeah..." Hana bits her lip. Ever since that text, she's had to go to the police station several times to give her side of the story to Diego and Luisa. Ian pleaded guilty for all of his crimes, and she could guess that it's because of what he put her through. He probably didn't want her to suffer emotionally anymore, but she didn't ask his reasons, and she didn't want to know. He was immediately brought over to a hospital as requested by him, and he's been staying there since. Apparently it's so that he won't be so...invested in Hana anymore.
They always ask if she wants to see him, but the answer was always the same...and that was because she's not prepared to see someone who really just needs help. And the less time away from the situation as of now, the better.
"A-Anyway, the sonic cannon over there is definitely a major hazard to keep around."
"In the wrong hands, in the wrong hands! Anything can be a weapon," Krei tosses his coffee over his shoulder. "Even hands themselves! Hi-yah!" He karate-chops the air in front of Honey Lemon's face. "Fierce."
Hana sighs at him. It was his attitude like this moment that got Abigail stuck in another dimension, Mel to tie him up and impersonate him, and for Globby to become the villain he was back then. And that was only a few instances that his...confidence has gotten things like that to happen. And the reason why she's not bothering to tell him this time around? Well, it's because she'd rather save it for when she—and the others—end up being right for like the dozenth time.
"So you're not worried about this being stolen?" She gestures to the device. He simply claps his hands and that gets a metal door to close them in.
"Then why are we here?" GoGo asks them; Krei had called them over for an 'emergency', and this doesn't seem like one.
"In this building? Because I think I left my phone in here. Where—oh, ah," He picks it up from underneath a table, but it slips and goes flying into Baymax's hand.
"I have got it."
"Good robot. Come on," His phone slips again right into Hana's hands and she rolls her eyes.
"I'm starting to wonder if we should take him off speed dial," She states bluntly to them before Baymax follows after him.
"...It's not just me, right?" Hiro wonders to his sister and GoGo.
"No. If it's Krei Tech, it's dangerous," GoGo turns to the machine.
"With the function it has, I wouldn't be surprised if people got wind of it," Hana crosses her arms.
"If it's Krei Tech, it's dangerous!" Noodle Burger Boy exclaims while looking at his screen. The sonic cannon is on the screen somehow.
"Whoa, bro! How'd you do that?" Hyper-Potamus asks curiously. The other two are eating pizza...well, mostly just Hangry Panda since she's the only one out of them who can actually eat.
"Oh ho. Well, before my daddy-o made me evil and before Noodle Burger made me a mascot, I was cooked up in Krei Kitchen..." He rubs his hands together.
"Crushroom confused by food metaphor," Crushroom hits the side of her head.
"He can still tap into the Krei network because he was built there," Hangry Panda tells her slowly so that she'll get it. She takes the slice of pizza from Crushroom.
"Back in my old mascot days, I was quite the dazzling charmeuse," He jumps onto the counter after changing the lightning so that he has a spotlight. "I'd do anything for a sonic cannon~ Cause sonic cannons are really neat!"
His sisters just look embarrassed by the singing. "If we steal the sonic cannon! A family can be mean, sonic cannon!" He jumps...and then when he lands, mustard and ketchup falls onto the floor, covering his face in it. The three just stare at him.
"So, I guess you're wondering why I brought you here," Krei starts off to the five. All of them are sitting in the audience seats. Hana is sitting between her brother and GoGo, while Baymax and Honey Lemon are sitting behind them.
"Yeah, because we keep asking! Why did you bring us here?" GoGo gestures to everyone, getting a bit annoyed at this point.
"Do you like karaoke?" Krei gestures to a picture of his Chibi self posing with a microphone. Hana raises a brow at the image.
"Yes!" Honey Lemon answers eagerly with a wide smile.
"What?" Hiro is just confused.
"I am unfamiliar with karaoke," Baymax speaks up.
"Oh, it's so fun, Baymax! Everyone gets together and sings their favorite songs! Like when Aunt Cass asks Hana to sing at the Lucky Cat."
The girl in question sighs, sinking in her seat a bit.
"I do not have an opinion on karaoke."
"Um...okay, but...why are you asking?" Hana asks in confusion, probably the question that's on everyone's minds.
"Of course not, robot, because karaoke is so over!" Krei points out, something appearing from the floor. "But it won't be..." The thing then turns into a platform of sorts that has speakers and then the Krei logo appears from above. "Now that we have Krei-oke!"
He takes a microphone from the machine.
"I swear, if Krei starts rapping, I'm outta here," Hana whispers to her friends.
"Now what's better than...a barrel filled with monkey?" Hiro instantly covers his mouth, looking at him wide-eyed. "Way better than...firing a flunky," Krei brings over Judy and then pushes her away. "Krei-oke! Krei-oke! Krei-Krei-Krei-Krei-oke!"
"Oh my god," Hana drags a hand down her face wearily while GoGo pops her gum.
"It's the cool new thing," Krei then has a blue cap on his head and Hana stands up.
"Stop! No, I said no rapping!" She runs past GoGo and onto the carpet, turning around so she doesn't have to see it.
"But he's not," Honey Lemon tells her.
"I don't care, I am not watching!" She throws her hoodie over herself, whining loudly.
"All the kids are doing," Krei holds out the microphone to Hiro, who moves away. "Even more than sophisticated cows mooing. Krei-oke!" Honey Lemon bops to the song, finding it catchy. "Krei-oke! Krei, Krei, Krei, Krei-oke!" He falls between GoGo and Hiro as Hana comes back to them.
"Ohh, that's never leaving my brain anytime soon..." She closes her eyes tiredly.
"Oh, you gotta love it."
"Okay...what does this have to do with us?" Hiro questions again, only to get his hoodie gripped by his boss.
"I haven't sold any and I bet the farm on this! Literally! I could lose Krei Acres!" He gestures to the hologram of the farm he had on screen. Hana rubs a temple, still shaken up by earlier. Krei singing...she shouldn't have to see that ever again.
"You ever think the reason why you haven't sold them is because people still don't trust Krei Tech?"
After the whole Bunny Bus fiasco, no one's really bought much from Krei, not even his phones. It's a wonder to Hana that they're even still in business anymore. They haven't been relevant in months even...
"No! Well...maybe..." Krei pouts a little. "I'm still relevant!"
Hana glances skeptically to the others. Based on his low sales recently...she'd say no. Some people haven't even heard of him.
"Okay, but what does this have to do with us?" GoGo wonders impatiently, as he still hasn't answered that question.
"Aren't you teen influencers? Influence something!"
"Well, I have my sticker blog, oh, and my mad science videos, and my not-tall-at-all girl podcast," Honey Lemon counts off.
"Ding ding ding! Influencers! And what better influencer than Hana Hamada!" He pops in behind her and shakes her from behind. "And she's gonna make me—this place—money!"
"I don't have much of a choice in it, Mr. Krei. I'm under contract still," She deadpans at this. "But I guess I could advertise it."
Later that night, people are entering the building for Krei-oke Nite. "Thanks for coming to Krei-oke Nite, everybody!" Honey Lemon greets once everyone is inside. Hana glances towards the full house, thanks to her...influence. Though she's not sure if it's because they wanted to come or it's because she's here. "I'll start things off. Ready, Freddie?"
"And we are live and we are streaming," He points his phone at her, recording for the event.
Once the music starts, Honey Lemon whips her hair around. The music blares and then she starts singing.
Going down, going downtown
Sittin' round like a clown
In a gown, with a frown
One person holds up a 'I love Tall Girl' sign.
You'll never stop me
The animals from the holographic screen act as back-up singers.
I'm so hot
I'm gonna do it now
Can't stop me
I take a bow
I'm so smart
I got the know how
Hiro and Wasabi are just shocked by the performance while GoGo is impressed, bopping her head to the music. She has a pair of sunglasses on while Fred records her. Hana laughs while clapping for her.
"You go, Honey Lemon!" She cheers for her friend.
If I just go like...
Wow
Wow
Wow
Mini-Max dances along while a bag of popcorn is on his head. Then he starts doing air guitar. "This song is on pop!"
Topiaries of the four evil robots are to the left side of the building, but it turns out they're actually hiding behind a truck.
"So Noodle Bro, where to?" Hangry Panda keeps an eye out. NBB scans the area. "Checking for the special...and...yes! Over there! Let's. Get. Cooking!"
They start sneaking over to the door.
We've been apart...for such a long time
Globby is up next on stage with Felony Carl.
So long since I've seen the sunshine
The audience sway to the music as they could feel the emotions from them.
You were out of my life
But always in my heart
Felony Carl swings him over into his arms, leaning in a bit.
Whoa
The four robots sneak past the doors and NBB presses an ear to the door. "Ooh, a duet!" He dances to the music that could be faintly heard from outside.
Forever, together, you and me
"More like don't-eut! Oh!"
Hyper-Potamus flies over to him and moves away from the door.
Felony Carl swings Globby around as they finish the song.
Together forever now
Now
"That was good," Felony Carl whispers to Globby.
The audience, however, isn't so welcoming since some of them are covered in Globby's globs...
"Still no buyers?!" Krei exclaims as he looks at his phone. "We need better singers! No offense."
"I am not fixated on technique, but the purity of the emotion," Felony Carl states as the two walk past, Globby in his arms.
Hana smiles at the duo. "You know, I'm glad those two got together after the whole Nega-Globby thing. Probably one of the few good things to come out of that."
Hiro does a double take as he sees who's next. "Aunt Cass?! W-What are you doing here?"
Hana turns to the stage in surprise to see her aunt standing there. "I saw Fred's live-stream. I love karaoke! Why do you think I do karaoke nights on Saturdays at the Lucky Cat?"
Krei then gives her a glare. "I mean Krei-oke," She corrects herself.
"Oh, good, so you wanna buy one for your little pocket cat café," Krei assumes to her. Hana elbows him in the arm with a small glare.
"What? No. I just wanna sing." After the horrendous date with him, she would never buy something from him. Even if she likes karaoke, his brand name on it isn't enough to sell her.
"Mmm," Krei looks just as annoyed as Hana did earlier when she got teased.
The music starts and Aunt Cass starts singing.
When you try to say my name
You choke up on the phone
When you try to play my game
You end up all alone
The audience starts bopping to the music, finding her performance enjoyable. Mini-Max dances from his seat.
If you wanna pull a try
She gives Felony Carl a high five, and the couple beams at this.
And you go waking from the slumber
You can call me anytime
The security guard is outside watching the live-stream from his phone. Therefore, he doesn't see the robots sneaking past him. NBB hears Aunt Cass' voice and stops walking.
Oh yeah!
"Ooh," NBB extends his legs to look over the man's shoulders. He starts dancing to it, only to get pulled away by Hangry Panda. The guard looks around and sees nothing.
"Now that's what she's all about!" Mini-Max holds up a 'Aunt Sass' sign. Hana dances to the music, bumping her hip with Hiro's to get him to join in. He shakes his head no and she smirks.
"Come on, you know you want to! Aunt Cass rocks," She comments to him.
"And you know I suck at dancing," He tells her plain and simple. She gestures for him to join in and he caves. He ends up enjoying his aunt's singing.
"Okie dokie! The special cannon order is inside in here," NBB gestures to the door. Hyper-Potamus and Hangry Panda are keeping watch.
"Oh, oh! Crush it!" Crushroom turns around eagerly.
"Crush it!"
She punches her hands together and punches it, but she doesn't even make a dent. She rubs her hands and tries again, but the door is reinforced.
Wasabi is up next as he takes the mic.
Feel the base pumping
He taps his foot to the beat, Honey Lemon swaying her head from the audience.
See the whole place jumping
Woo!
Hear my jam pumping
Crushroom is thrown against the door, but still nothing.
Slap that jam
Mini-Max shakes his behind from his seat.
Slap, slap, slap
Mini-Max slaps Krei's phone out of his hand.
Everyone comes running
The four robots try to ram the door, but that obviously isn't enough.
Why?
Crushroom, very frustrated, pounds on the door.
Cause they can see we have fun
The crowd cheers for him while Crushroom continues punching.
They can't help a good stunning
Slap that jam
Slap, slap, slap that jam
Crushroom falls onto the ground, feeling very exhausted. "Cannot crush it..."
"Oh no, you sure did," NBB tries to cheer her up. "But I'll unlock the secret recipe, okay?" He plugs himself into the door and gets access to all the files. He sees Wasabi singing on one of them.
Slap that jam
"What?" NBB seems a bit offended. "They call that singing?! Ha! Now back in my old mascot days-"
"Ahh, no one cares!" Hangry Panda shouts at him in frustration. "Snap out of it, by the way in."
He turns back to what he was doing and tries to bypass the door. But because he's evil, he doesn't have access to it. Krei had cut him off specifically after he put the business man on a conveyor belt. And almost had him deep fried...
"Wha-I can't access this menu item!" He sighs wearily, sagging his shoulders. "Bad news, sisses. There's absolutely no way to break in."
They all look a little bit down after hearing this until Hyper-Potamus gets an idea. "Hey...what if there was a way to break out? Sure, nothing could break in, but maybe that super-duper sonic blaster can break itself out!"
"Ah ha ha ha!" He laughs marvelously at the idea. "Let me have a cyber super ride...ooh, here's the secret menu." He manages to get access to the blaster's controls. "Order's up!"
"And...bumpkus!" Krei exclaims in frustration as there are still no buyers for the machine. "Oh, there goes the farm."
Someone clears their throat and they turn to the doorway to see Granville standing there. "Am I to understand you need to make Krei-oke happen?"
"Yes! Do you know someone?" He looks around in a slight panic and she walks over.
"I am someone," She corrects him.
"Professor Granville sings?" Fred asks in surprise.
"She is full of surprises," Wasabi comments to him.
"Makes me wonder just what she does in her free time," Hana raises a brow as they stare at her. She takes the stage as well as the mic and then the spotlight falls on her. The music starts playing and she puts the mic to her lips.
They might think I'm done
They might think they've won
NBB's eyes glow red as he starts to control the sonic blaster from inside.
But I'm not backing down
This price ain't fitting round
Oh! Oh!
Fred slowly looks up from his recording as Wasabi's mouth is open. Mini-Max appears on Fred's shoulder. Everyone's mouths drops, even Baymax has an emoticon of a mouth falling.
She says no way, no way
She says hang tight, that's right
She's gonna dance all night
She's gonna dance, that's right
NBB manages to get the sonic blaster working, rubbing his hands in delight.
She say no way, no way
I say hang tight, that's right
The door falls and lands right on NBB.
I'm gonna dance all night
The crowd erupts into cheers, some of them taking pictures from their seats.
We're gonna dance all night!
NBB bops his head to the music, watching as the sonic blaster activates, sending a beam into the air. Some debris falls on the twins' heads, alarming them. They glance to GoGo in concern.
Let me hear you say
"She is my queen!" Mini-Max fanboys a little.
The twins, GoGo, and Baymax put their armor on, as the other three decided to stay behind in case something happens. GoGo puts on her visor as the four face the robots. Hana doesn't seem too fazed by the fact that this is her first official fight back with them. In fact, she feels pretty determined to help in this fight.
They might think I've lost
Act like they're the boss
The sonic cannon slowly rises up to the ceiling, where the four are currently standing.
But I can still revive
The robots fire at them.
And I will take a bow
As Granville belts out that note, the whole roof is blown off thanks to the cannon. Luckily, the four jump out of the way.
"Wow! She blew the roof off," Krei comments, thinking that Granville did it with her singing.
The robots move the sonic cannon away from where they got it, where they see that the doorway is still open.
"Maybe there's something in that lab we can use," Hiro suggests to the girls. Hana looks at the doorway and nods in agreement.
"Yeah! We're gonna do it!" Hangry Panda cheers as NBB dances on top of the cannon. They think that they'd escape.
"Yeah! Yeah!" NBB cheers, pumping his hands into the air.
Baymax holds a cannon in his hands, Hiro coming up with wires in his hands. "Here's sonic cannon parts. Just need an amp."
"Ohh, Krei's not gonna like us after this," Hana shakes her head and he turns to her in confusion.
"Why?"
"Um, we need an amp. And we're standing right in front of a place advertising karaoke," She gestures to the building behind her and he realizes what she's getting at. "Krei-oke!" He runs in the opposite direction.
"We'll distract them!" She calls out to him.
GoGo knocks NBB off the cannon with her disc, the cannon driving closer to the three. "Payback time!" Hangry Panda declares, preparing the blaster again. Baymax prepares himself while Hana rubs her hands together, static electricity coming from them.
"Cuse me!" Hiro runs past Fred, Wasabi, and Krei.
"Did not know he was such a fan," Fred states, unaware of what the boy is really doing. Hiro slides over to the machine, plugging it in.
I'm gonna stay strong
Granville's singing gives their weapon power just as the sonic cannon fires. The singing amplifies power as Hana fires her electricity, trying to push it back.
I'm gonna stay strong
"Ahh! I must deliver!" NBB yells, leaving them behind.
"Where is he going?" Hyper-Potamus wonders, glancing at her panda sister.
"Like I know what's going on in that greased head of his," Hangry Panda points to her own head. Baymax's sonic blaster in his hands is not enough to fight back against them. It's so strong that it knocks Hana down from too much energy.
"Hana!" Hiro and GoGo run over to her. She holds her head as the two help her up.
"I'm fine," She waves them off gently. "But they're too powerful! Granville's singing isn't enough."
I'm gonna stay strong
NBB spins a mic into his hand, joining Granville in the song!
Stay strong
He just couldn't handle the temptation of doing himself and some of the 'awful' singing from some people.
I'll never go
I'll never go
Granville, though a bit weirded out since she knows about him, decides to just roll with it.
Baymax slides back and the other three try to help him.
I'm gonna stay strong
Apparently, the duet and NBB's last note is enough to finally get the robots off their backs. They go flying and land in the dirt, the cannon exploding. However, it causes everything around them to crumble. Honey Lemon cringes as Wasabi covers his ears. Even the audience is cringing, mostly by NBB's sudden appearance.
"Well, I'm uh...little bit of burger with a whole lot of ham!" Then he just leaves, acting as if he was never there.
Fred is hanging upside down by wires as Krei approaches him. "Tell me you got all that!"
"A little shaky, but yeah," Fred informs him. Krei pulls him down by a wire with a huge smile on his face.
"I am definitely looking at...a complete and utter disaster!" He thought he'd get some buyers, but all he earned was a huge mess of his building. "It's so unfair! There was no way to know that thing could be such a dangerous weapon!"
Hana gives the others a skeptical look at that last statement. Sure...no one could know...even though this is probably the 4th or 5th time that this has happened with him. This is exactly why Judy doesn't bother to tell him these kinds of things anymore.
"If only someone had warned me!"
"Yeah...if only," GoGo glances away with a blank look. Hana sighs as she drags a hand down her face.
"At least Krei-oke was a hit!" Honey Lemon attempts to cheer up Krei.
"I wish! After all of that, I sold a whopping grand total of one unit!" Krei complains, crossing his arms. Because people associated the blast with the Krei-oke machine, no one bought it except for one.
"Wonder who the sucker was," Hiro glances to his sister, who shakes her head no.
"Nope. Wasn't Aunt Cass. The name was a...Burger Head Man," Hana looks to the signature, confused. "Okay then..."
Later that night, at their lair, NBB is using the Krei-oke machine that he somehow bought without suspicion.
Well, since soul went back and left me
And Trina went bye-bye too
His sisters either just ignore him or cover their ears.
It's so robo-lonely
But I don't know what to do
He sings so loud and painful that Hangry Panda lands on the ground.
I'm just a Noodle Burger blue
Steam comes out of her ears as she looks very annoyed. They had been listening to him sing all day.
I got the Noodle Burger blues
He spins around on Crushroom's head and she goes back to covering her non-existent ears.
He spits pickles out of his mouth.
I have ketchup on my shoes
Crushroom throws him out the glass window, the microphone hitting him on the head. "Hey!"
Then the entire karaoke machine falls on top of him as his sisters are fed up with the singing. Sure, they consider him family, and they didn't like Hana for making him feel lonely without Obake or Trina. But the singing is not something they didn't want to put up with...
The group are walking to the Lucky Cat after helping clean up Krei Tech (because it was kind of their fault for encouraging the idea) when Hana gets a phone call. She answers it and puts the phone to her ear.
"Hey Aunt Cass," She greets with a small smile. "What's up?"
"Hana! I'm moving karaoke over to the cafe! I decided to invite everyone who sang yesterday after the whole Krei-oke fiasco. Give people a fun time, you know?"
"This wouldn't be because you went on a date with him and he ended up ruining it, would it?" The girl asks knowingly, the woman flinching a little.
"What? Noooo! ...Well, maybe a little bit. And it's also because I invited Mikey over. See you guys soon!"
"Wha-" She hangs up and Hana shakes her head in disbelief. Her aunt just wants to see more 'cute' moments with her and Mikey. And honestly, she needs to make a mental note to spend time with him AWAY from everyone else.
"What's wrong?" Hiro wonders in confusion.
"Aunt Cass is having karaoke at the Lucky Cat, and she invited Mikey over..."
"Ooh, can we come?" Honey Lemon smiles happily. "I have another song!"
"I don't mind," Hana shrugs at her. "But only on the agreement that you guys aren't allowed to tease me this time!"
"Fine," Wasabi agrees playfully; they could always just tease her another day.
Everything has been decked out in the café for the 'do-over' karaoke night. But this time, Hana was happy to help get people to come in just a span of a few hours. Probably because she put it on her social media, which a lot of people read...
Every table has been pushed out of the way so that a stage could stand in front of the counter. Aunt Cass still has the kitchen open, however. Hana offered to help her, but her aunt declined so that her niece could enjoy the night.
Nerd crush
Nerd crush
Fred steps down from the stage as he just finished having a turn. The crowd claps for him as he goes back to his friends. All of them are sitting at a back table near the door.
"Really, Fred?" Hiro smiles a bit at his song choice.
"Hana talked me out of doing the Noodle Burger song," He shrugs casually in response.
"No offense to you, Fred, but after imaging Krei rapping, that song is just as bad," Hana rubs her temples. "For some reason it's been stuck in my head ever since we faced Noodle Burger Boy and the other mascots."
Hiro smirks slowly at her and she sees his look. "Hiro. Hiro, no...don't do it. Don't you do it-"
I'd do anything for a Noodle Burger
Cause Noodle Burgers are really swell
Yeah!
"Nooo," Hana whines a little, slamming her head into the table.
"Are you sure you guys don't want a go?" Honey Lemon asks the twins and GoGo, patting Hana's back in sympathy.
"There's a reason why we didn't participate, Honey Lemon. I myself just don't want to take away the point of karaoke, which is hard to do enough just by sitting here," Hana pinches her nose. GoGo glances to some people taking pictures of Hana from outside. She growls at them and they go away.
"I prefer not to. I don't sing in front of crowds," Hiro rubs his neck.
"And that ship for me sailed weeks ago with little kids," GoGo states just as the door opens to reveal the Moles, even Olivia.
"Olivia! Hey!" Fred laughs happily at the sight of her. She moves out of the way to reveal her brother and her cousin, and he gasps sharply. "You…"
"Yup, us," Richardson smirks at him.
"Aren't you guys banned from here?" Wasabi asks them in slight annoyance.
"Nothing can keep us from our love," Richardson winks at GoGo, his cousin doing the same with Hana. Both girls have disgusted looks on their faces. "And plus, we wouldn't miss Fred failing at singing for the world!"
"Guys, we really just wanna be left alone," Hana glances between the two.
"Yeah, no one wants you two here, Moles!" Fred exclaims while standing up. Olivia pulls him down so she can feed him a calm-down cookie. "Thank you," He mutters in between bites. "And joke's on you, I just did my turn!"
"But we are here, so just ignore them," The two boys grab seats, rudely squeezing in between Hiro and Wasabi. The two give irritated looks. Richardson looks through social media to find the live stream of Fred singing. He pauses on Fred singing the last note, which apparently looks bad but only because it's paused. "Ha! Classic."
Fred growls a little at them, Hiro rolling his eyes at their immaturity. Hana and GoGo don't look too amused.
"Hey Robertson, they look infected, by us!" Richardson brats and GoGo groans at him. He leans in close and she elbows him in the gut.
"Can I buy you your favorite?" Robertson offers Hana with a love struck smile, sliding over some money onto the table. "Your hot cocoa just the way you like it?"
"No," She rolls her eyes in disinterest. "Especially not if you're paying."
"You guys are embarrassing yourselves…" Olivia sighs at them, but is ignored. Megan and her father step off the stage.
"I bet you guys can sing. Sing us something," Richardson stands up with a flirty look.
"No thanks," GoGo rolls her eyes.
"They're not singing you anything!" Fred points at them angrily.
"Stick it, Fred! No one cares," Robertson glares at him. "They can answer for themselves."
Hana's eyes widen at his attitude and GoGo flinches. They suddenly get an idea to get back at them for treating Fred that way and to get the two boys off their backs once and for all. The two glance at each other and smirk.
"You know what? Why don't we sing them a song?" Hana stands up with GoGo, shocking everyone at their table.
"What?!" Everyone else except the two Mole boys exclaim. Hana just gives them a subtle wink as she and GoGo stand up. They walk past their friends, the two boys giving Fred triumphant smirks. He looks away with a huff, crossing his arms.
"What are they doing?" Hiro whispers to the others.
"They wouldn't do it for no reason," Wasabi reminds him. "Maybe this will turn out to be a good thing."
Hana reaches her aunt on stage and whispers into her ear. Aunt Cass looks at the two in surprise and GoGo nods. They couldn't hear what the girl was saying, but they had to assume that it was a good thing...they wouldn't be singing if they didn't know what they were doing. So they just had to trust them on this one.
Aunt Cass turns to the crowd once Hana and GoGo have their microphones.
"Everyone give it up for my niece and GoGo Tomago!"
The crowd claps as Hana puts her microphone to her lips.
"We're gonna sing something special. And the two boys we're singing this to might wanna pay extra attention," She gives Robertson a small smirk and they grin, thinking that they're getting a love song. The music starts, the two boys not seeming to recognize the song. Which was a good thing for them.
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
Hana waves a finger at the two.
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or the right
She points to her left, then to GoGo.
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just trying to be polite
GoGo gestures to herself, batting her eyes.
But it always seems to bite me in the-
Ask me for my number
Yeah, you put me on the spot
Hana points right at the two boys, their friends clapping along.
You think that we should hook up
But I think that we should not
The shorter girl grins as she jerks a thumb to GoGo.
You had me at hello
Then you opened up your mouth
The two Moles don't seem to be getting it just yet as they just look happy to be getting a song from them.
And that is when it started going south, oh!
The two step off the stage, walking over to their table.
Get your hands off my hips
Fore I punch you in the lips
They surround the two boys, Fred just grinning widely.
Stop your staring at my—Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No, you can't buy me a drink
Hana picks up the 10 dollar bill from the table and then flicks it onto Robertson's face, and he drops his smile.
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
GoGo tosses a mint into Richardson's hands, confusing him.
Take a hint, take a hint
T-Take a hint, take a hint
Slowly realization hits their faces and Fred starts recording them. The others just clap along to the song with smiles. They were just glad that they didn't doubt their friends and they were finally telling the two to back off in their own way.
Hana then sits on their table, facing the boys fully.
I guess you still don't get it
So let's take it from the top
GoGo smirks as she joins her friend.
You asked me what my sign is
And I told you it was stop
Hana jumps off the table, facing GoGo.
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here
And I'd be on a yacht
Oh!
They jump off the table as Hana walks over to another table.
Get your hands off my hips
Fore I punch you in the lips
GoGo goes over to Megan, Karmi, Mikey, and Diego as they also enjoy the performance.
Stop your staring at my
Hana and GoGo pump their fists in the air. "HEY!" Everyone shouts along with them, except for the two Moles.
Take a hint, take a hint
Hana goes back to their table, putting an arm around Olivia as she claps along.
No, you can't buy me a drink
GoGo takes a cup of cocoa from Aunt Cass, giving it to the correct customer.
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Hana waves a hand in front of her mouth, looking right at Robertson.
Take a hint, take a hint
T-Take a hint, take a hint
Everyone in the café stands up and starts dancing except for who the song is meant for.
The two then join together in the middle of the place.
What about no don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
They turn around to face the two Moles with small smirks on their faces.
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leaving
Hana wiggles her fingers at them, mocking them a little. And that did seem a bit mean, but so was what they did to Fred.
I'm gonna count to three and
The two finally stand up, gathering their things so they could leave.
Open my eyes and you'll be gone
But the girls are not letting them off that easy as they approach them, stopping them before they could open the door.
One
Get your hands off my
Two
Or I'll punch you in the
Three
Hana opens the door for them.
Stop your staring at my
Hey!
The two bump hips with the boys, knocking them onto the sidewalk outside the café.
Take a hint, take a hint
GoGo shuts the door closed, leaving them both humiliated.
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
The two go back towards the stage.
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
The audience cheers, Fred looking especially happy. "YES!" And he got all of that on camera, which he would post immediately. The two step off the stage, going back over to their table.
"You guys were great up there!" Honey Lemon smiles at GoGo and Hana.
"Yeah, you really showed them," Hiro glances out the window, watching the two boys leave.
"Mini-Maximum burn!" Mini-Max jumps onto Fred's shoulder, still shaking his hips.
"Well, they were being annoying, and they deserved it," Hana crosses her arms, Fred hugging her waist.
"Freddie is so happy!"
"You two really had us fooled there for a second," Wasabi admits, earning a scoff from GoGo.
"What, that we'd be singing a love song to them? No."
"Hana!"
She turns around to see her boyfriend approaching her.
"You were amazing, especially after showing those two up," Mikey smiles at her, Aunt Cass walking up from behind him.
"Aw, thank you…"
He leans in towards her, causing the woman to react immediately.
"They're kissing!" Aunt Cass squeals, running off to get her camera. Mikey and Hana move away from each other, the girl looking annoyed.
"Really…"
"Thank you, Aunt Cass," Hiro smirks, crossing his arms. He has nothing against Mikey, but he still is not used to them kissing right in front of him.
Angel: The next and last chapter of the story might take a bit more time to come out, because...it is going to be an experience finishing that. Honestly, I still feel the sadness in my heart every time I get reminded of it. Like...Disney, you have betrayed me D: And yet you were supposed to be better than Cartoon Network and Nick...
Whhhhhhy?! D':
At least the episode was fun to write, but that doesn't help much for me. The song Take a Hint at the end is from the show Victorious, and the other songs probably belong to the show XD