Before the cringe starts, I want to say something. You noticed that I upload chapters very often these past few days. That's because I want to finish this story as soon as possible. The story will soon come to an end. And I want this to end in the most epic way. That's all. Let the cringe begin.

I do not own anything except my OCs. WARNING: Randomness, dank memes, cringe and grammar mistakes.

Chapter 112: YGOTAS The Vagina Monologues EP2 (for me it's the funniest)

"How about we make this one more interesting?" Nova said.

"How?" Ruby said.

"A try not to laugh challenge."

"I'm in." Yang said.

"It can't be difficult." Weiss said.

"Great!" Nova said.

[flying cards opening]

YAMI: In tonight's episode, the part of Tristan Taylor will be played by Barney the Vagina.

"The what?" Pyrrha said.

(School)

YUGI: I say, Yugi, can I play vagina?

Little Kuriboh: Wait, it's Bakura.

BAKURA: I say, Yugi, can I play vagina?

YUGI: Sorry, Bakura, main vaginas only.

"It's Yu Gi Oh abridged but every noun is replaced with the word vagina." Blake said.

"That's just childish." Weiss said.

"You'll see." Nova said.

JOEY: Playin' vaginas sure beats doing vaginas. Vaginas is for losers! (Téa plays a card) Now I just gotta subtract your vagina points from my vagina points and...and, uh...wait a minute, how do I do a vagina? (Laughter)

They were holding their laughter.

"No, it's not funny." Weiss said.

TÉA: It's official, you're a vagina.

TRISTAN: I love vagina, you love vagina,

We're a happy vagina...

(Outside school)

JOEY: Tristan's vagina taught me a valuable lesson. (Laughter)

Yang was the first to laugh.

"Damnit! Do I start over or I can laugh now?" Yang said.

"No, you can laugh." Nova said.

"Okay."

JOEY: I need to learn how to be a better vagina. Ya gotta help me out here, Vagina!

YUGI: Let me see your vagina. (looks through Joey's deck; thinking) (laughter)

They were at the brink of laughter.

YUGI: Oh man, his vagina is even more powerful than mine! (Crazy laughter)

Blake, Pyrrha, Jaune, Nora and Ruby laughed.

"The woman laughing like crazy makes it difficult!" Ruby said.

"Who is still in the game?" Jaune said.

"Weiss and Ren." Blake said.

"I told you, it's not funny." Weiss said.

Erin Fitzgerald: His vagina is more powerful than mine...

YUGI: Woah, the Dark Vagina!

Now Weiss laughed.

"No!"

"Ren wins." Yang said.

"Yay, you won!" Nora said, hugging Ren.

"How could you not laugh at this?" Yang said.

"The word vagina is just not funny to me." Ren said.

YUGI: I just gotta have that vagina. (aloud) Jeez, Joey, your vagina's worthless! Tell you what, why don't I get rid of this vagina, and we'll go visit Gramps and set you up with a new special super awesome vagina?

JOEY: Thanks, Yug, you're always lookin' out for my vagina!

"Well, of course, it's not that strong." Yang said,

(Game shop)

GRANDPA: (stroking poster) Oh Black Luster Vagina, no one must ever know of our forbidden vagina.

JOEY: (enters with Yugi) Hey, Yugi's vagina!

They laughed again.

"Why is it funny?! It's so childish!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

JOEY: How about trainin' me to become vagina champ over here?

GRANDPA: Very well, but it will require hours of rigorous off-screen vagina. (Laughter)

JOEY: Really? I don't even get a trainin' vagina? (Laughter)

Again, they laughed.

"Look at his face!" Yang said.

Erin: Dude, you have to bring it in gently. I mean, it's a vagina. You know, start now.

Little Kuriboh: It's like... the wheels of a tricycle.

GRANDPA: Who do you think you are, a vagina?

(On TV, Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor prepare to duel)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Regional Vagina Championship... Vagin... Vagine? ...where the comic relief vaginas are having a meaningless vagina. I can't believe we're actually airing this on TV, folks! (Laughter)

They laughed again.

Little Kuriboh: That actually works.

(Zoom out to a TV set in Yugi's room)

JOEY: Man, I love the Vagina Channel. (Crazy laughter)

They laughed again.

"Stop it!" Pyrrha said while laughing.

"How can changing a word have a different result?" Jaune sais.

Erin: You're not the only one. There are many out there.

JOEY: I love the Vagina Channel.

YUGI: It's almost as good as the Vagina Dry Channel.

GRANDPA: (holding a package) There's a vagina here for you, Yugi. You'd better not have been using my credit card to buy Vagina merchandise off eBay again!

YUGI: (taking the package) It's from Industrial Vaginas. I guess they heard about my victory over a vagina.

JOEY: Yeah, those vaginas are big news. (Erin laughs) It completely overshadowed the fact that he kidnapped and hospitalized your vagina!

They laughed a little.

TRISTAN: Hey, look! I'm on a vagina! (Laughter)

They laughed louder.

"Good for you!" Yang said while laughing.

JOEY: What are ya talking about, Vagina? That's just a purple vagina.

(On TV)

(Rex has summoned Two-Headed King Rex)

REX: Uh-huh-huh, hey Weevil, check it out. My vagina's horny. (Laughter)

They laughed again.

"Why that voice?!" Ruby said while laughing.

WEEVIL: Yeah, heh-heh-heh, vagina.

REX: It's, like, your vagina, or something?

WEEVIL: Heh-heh-heh, vaginas are cool. (plays Basic Insect)

"I wish mine was that cool." Nora said.

(Yugi's room)

YUGI: (watching TV) These guys sound kinda like a vagina.

(On TV)

REX: So, like, I'll...vagina or something?

WEEVIL: You, like, activated my vagina, buttmunch. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. (Laughter)

They laughed again.

REX: Uh-huh-huh, no way, vagina.

WEEVIL: Vagina! Vagina! Yeah!

(Basic Insect destroys Two-Headed King Rex)

REX: This sucks, vagina! I'm gonna go, like, get a vagina.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Maximillion VAGINA!

PEGASUS: (entering with a trophy) Congratulations, Mr. Vagina, here's your vagina. Now, allow me to render your vagina utterly pointless by announcing a far more interesting vagina with a much grander vagina up for grabs.

"Your vagina is nothing." Yang said.

WEEVIL: (taking the trophy) Whoa, heh, this vagina is hot! Heh-heh-heh...

(Yugi's room)

(Yugi has opened his package)

JOEY: Hey, there was a vagina inside the package!

Little Kuriboh: Oh, that was Yugi.

YUGI: Hey, there was a vagina inside the package! (plays the video)

GRANDPA: I just hope it's not one of those cursed vaginas that are all the rage these days...

PEGASUS: (on tape) Seven vaginas.

GRANDPA: Oh vagina, I knew it!

PEGASUS: That's right, Vagina-boy! There are only seven vaginas 'til the Vagina Kingdom!

They laughed again.

"Vagina kingdom?!" Yang said while laughing.

Little Kuriboh: Vagina Kingdom! VAGINA KINGDOM!

Erin: What does that look like?

Little Kuriboh: I wanna see that.

Erin: Is it shaved, or very, very hairy?

"Yeah, now you grossed us out." Weiss said.

Little Kiruboh: Ugh!

Someone else(?): Yes.

(Laughter)

PEGASUS: And in order to get you to enter the vagina I'm going to force you to play a Vagina Game! (sucks Yugi into the Shadow Realm, freezing his friends) Win in 15 minutes and I'll release your vagina. (Laughter)

YAMI: That's fine by me, Vagina! I'll beat you with the vagina I took from...I mean, the vagina that Joey gave me! (prepares to play a card)

PEGASUS: You won't beat anyone with that vagina.

YAMI: You can see into my vagina? (Crazy laughter)

They laughed like crazy.

"I hate this. I hate this so much!" Blake said while laughing.

PEGASUS: Yes, Vagina-boy! And I can see that you and I have a great vagina in common!

YAMI: What's that vagina supposed to mean?

PEGASUS: Isn't it a vagina?

YAMI: Look, pal, just because I inhabit the body of a vagina doesn't mean I'm a vagina. (Laughter)

PEGASUS: Oh come now, Vagina-boy, don't be so gauche! I was referring to our Millennium Vaginas.

"The most powerful vaginas in the world." Yang said.

YAMI: Oh...right, I knew that vagina.

PEGASUS: What would you say if I told you I didn't actually create vaginas, and that it's actually based on mystical vaginas held by powerful vaginas many thousands of vaginas ago?

"So many vaginas." Nora said.

YAMI: What you talkin' 'bout, Vagina? (Laughter)

PEGASUS: These vaginas battled with real vaginas and real vaginas, so as you can imagine, it was a great deal more exciting than the watered-down vagina I created.

Little Kuriboh: Watered-down vagina.

Erin: What does that look like?

"They probably have Made in China written on them." Nova said and they all laughed.

YAMI: Wait a minute, you're just using this vagina to stall for time!

(The timer reaches 00:00)

PEGASUS: Well it worked, didn't it, Vagina?

YAMI: You're a vagina!

PEGASUS: No, my vagina was merely—

YAMI: Hey, everybody! Pegasus is a big stinky vagina!

"Oh, what an insult!" Yang said.

Erin: Ooooh, big stinky.

Little Kuriboh: He said 'cheater' originally. That's my favourite part.

PEGASUS: Ooh, so that's the way it's going to be, is it, Vagina? Fine then, Vagina. Let's see how your vagina manages...without his vagina! (his Millennium Eye sucks Grandpa's soul into the TV) Ooooh, I'm so ambiguously vagina!

GRANDPA: (hands pressed against the TV) Vagina... (Laughter)

"No, his vagina!" Ruby said.

YUGI: (changing back from Yami Yugi) You vagina! You turned him into a vagina! (everyone is unfrozen; Grandpa's body collapses) Vagina! Vaginaaaaaa!

JOEY: Hey, Vagina, down in front, will ya?

TRISTAN: Yeah, we were watching that vagina!

They laughed again.

"Oh man, what a video!" Yang said.

"Seriously, how could you stay serious?" Weiss asked Ren. Ren then started laughing like crazy.

"I guess he couldn't take it." Jaune said. He kept laughing.

"Let's leave him a couple minutes until he calms down." Pyrrha said.

And done! Now, as I said at the beginning, the story will soon be finished. And in an epic way. I want you to tell me, which would be the best final boss music. Anyways, like, follow, leave a review AND NOT A REQUEST, send me a PM if you want and READ THE NOVA FORCE. See you soon!