2/26/21
In the world of Zombieland, Columbus and Tallahassee were approaching an abandoned grocery store looking for more supplies. They saw a bunch of zombies running around, good thing they brought several rounds of bullets. "Just another day in the office." Tallahassee said as he went in for zombie killing.
Indeed it is, except for the amount of people that were trying to pin Tallahassee for his 24/7 title. But we got use to attacks since Zombieland was born.
Columbus narrated before going to join his first friend in Zombieland. The two easily dispatched the zombies like they were homers, they entered the store which looked empty of people but was stocked up on food. Columbus went for the essentials while Tallahassee went to the snack cakes, specifically the twinkies.
As soon as he reached the isle he was rolled up by Columbus "What the?, ref John Cone came out of nowhere and counted.
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"HEY!" Tallahassee shouted as Columbus grabbed the title and ran for it, "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING YOU COLUMBUS!? NO ONE STEALS MY TITLE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
"What are you talking about?" the twinkie loving hippie loathing zombie killer jumped when he saw Columbus with a bag of food behind him. "I was on the other side of the store when I heard you shouting, are you trying to attract the undead?"
"Wait, if you were... then who was?" Tallahassee looked between the Columbus here and where the other one ran off to.
The fake Columbus was a good distance away from the store before they melted away, revealing their form to be of a mentally insane blonde girl with the smile of a deranged birthday clown and an obsession with blood. "Himiko Toga you are such a genius."
Title Changes: Himiko Toga def. Tallahassee for the 24/7 championship.