CHIBI GHLF 42.

Story 1: Rolling Thunder.

Jaune, Ren, Neptune, Hana and Sun, are roller skating. Sun is rolling around easily, while Jaune struggles just to stay upright and Neptune is hunched over trying to stay balanced. Hana would've had some trouble, but luckily for her, Sun was more than happy to lett her hold on to him as he taught her how to do it.

"It's true what they say, you never forget how to roller skate" Sun said as he rolls around with Hana who had trouble staying upright.

"Who says that?" Jaune asked.

"You know. Dudes" Sun said as Hana looked ready to fall.

"What dudes?" Jaune asked.

Sun used his tail to keep Hana from falling "Dudes who don't fall down".

"You do remember I am not a dude right?" Hana asked.

"Oops, I meant dudes and Dudettes" Sun said.

"Dudette, didn't know there was a girl version to that word" Hana hums.

Jaune loses his balance and starts to fall, so he grabs onto Ren's arm for stability, much to his annoyance "Do you mind?".

"Please don't make me let go; I'm tired of always being the first one to fall down" Jaune begs.

Ren facepalms "Fine, but no hands below the waist".

Neptune does a muscle man pose and begins to slowly roll off to the right "Hey, this isn't so bad. I think I can do this!".

"On your left, dude!" Sun skates past Neptune with Hana, causing Neptune to spin out of control and fall over; he grabs Ren for stability as well.

"Really?" Ren said even more annoyed.

"Wow, I feel so safe holding onto you. You're like a rock" Neptune said in a relieved tone.

"Right? I know" Jaune agreed.

"Okay, That's enough of that" Ren throws Neptune and Jaune off of his arms, causing them to fall. He loses his own balance and falls over a moment later.

Sun smiles smugly at them as he stops next to them with Hana "Guys, please, you're embarrassing yourselves".

"How do you make it look so easy?" Jaune asked.

Sun used his tail to tickle Hana's ear, making her giggle "Uh, duh, my tail helps me balance! It's pretty much the best thing about me; other than my abs. And charm. And natural Beau-keeeeh!".

Ruby skates past, running over Sun's tail before he can finish his sentence. Sun's pupils narrow to pinpricks, his tail bent at an odd angle behind him.

"You were saying?" Ren asked with a deadpan.

"Just that I'm the best! Haha! Best boy in the whole wide world. Urgh" Sun said in pain.

"Are you ok?" Hana asked in worry.

"I'm great! I'm gonna go, uh, cry. Tears of happiness!" Sun makes a victory pose, eyes closed and with a pained smile as he slowly rolls off to the left, out of sight.

Hana sighs "Guess he needs a nurse now".

She skates after Sun as Jaune grunts and wheezes before falling unconscious with spiral eyes. Ren shakes his head in disappointment.

Story 2: Ninja Vs Kitty, tables turned.

Blake was getting ready for a shower. She was humming to herself as she removed her clothes. Once she was done to her underwear she suddenly sensed something. She looked around for a bit before she finally looked up... only for a boxer clad Genji leaps down and grabs her.

"KYAAA! Genji?! What are you doing?" Blake asked in surprise.

"Oh my dear Blake. This is pay back for all the times you hunted me and ambushed me. Time for you to be the prey for a change" Genji said.

Blake blushed at that "Oh... Well, you will be gentle right?".

"About as gentle as you are" Genji answered simply.

Blake gulped. Knowing she was doomed... but it was kind of exciting.

Story 3: Computer Virus.

Winter, Oobleck, Ozpin and Port are standing at a desk, looking at a holographic monitor which shows a skull and crossbones. In addition to the skull, the word ERROR flashes in red block text. It opens its mouth and two popups appear: "COMPOST KING. PLAY NOW" and "You can become a JUNIOR DETECTIVE! JUST THREE EASY PAYMENTS!".

Suddenly Zenyatta shows up "Something wrong?".

"I just don't understand what could have given us a computer virus like this" Ozpin wondered.

Penny walks by the desk carrying a couple of books. She stops and sneezes, after which the skull on the monitor begins to cackle loudly and spew out more popup ads: a poster of the Achieve Men; "REAL CHIBI BEANS" endorsed by Professor Oobleck calling them "MAGNIFICENT!"; "NEO'S NEO ICE CREAM" advertising the new flavor "TORCHWICKY" and assuring that it's not poison; "JARS BY CINDER" showing a couple cremation jars with the logo "STORE YOUR FRIENDS"; "WHACK-A-GRIMM. PLAY NOW!"; "KITTEN KILLER 9000. ORDER NOW!"; "NUTS & DOLTS COMPUTER REPAIR"; "ARMY SURPLUS" endorsed by "SHOPKEEP, INC."; "READ LIKE ROSES BOOK CLUB"; followed by several repeats of the ads. Winter stares at Penny, with a mix of both confusion and concern on her face before looking up at the screen, eyes wide.

Zenyatta suddenly lets out a sneeze, causing his voice to echo a little "Wait, what was that? How did I do that?".

Winter tried to pretend she had no idea. Who knew robots could get a cold... and that they could spread it to other things.

Story 4: Who is the better girlfriend?

In a room, Lena, Ruby, Yang and Fareeha was sitting on some chairs. They were going to a play a little game. The rules were simple, each of them were going to explain why they had the better lover. Genji and Blake couldn't make it, because they had... stuff to do. And Hana was going to teach Sun more about fixing stuff. So it was just the two sisters and their lovers. No harm in that... right? Right.

"Alright I will start" Ruby said as she gave Lena a dreamy look "Lena is the best lover because she can bake delicious cookies? And she has a great butt!".

Lena blushed at that but smile "Well, Ruby is the best lover because she is so sweet and caring. And her butt is small, but still cute".

"You girls sure are obsessed with butts" Fareeha said but then smiled at Yang "But what makes Yang the best lover. Outside her stunning good looks. She is the only one who can put up with me".

"Ahh, you are so sweet" Yang said before putting an arm around Fareeha "Well the reason why Fareeha is the best lover is really obvious. She is hot and she is the only one who can handle me in bed!".

"Yang!" Fareeha said with a mad blush.

"Eh, Lena is better at that. She is slow and gentle" Ruby said, making Lena blush.

"Wait, you two did the deed? When?" Yang asked in surprise.

"A couple of Volumes ago. She was so good at it" Ruby said with a giggle, after breaking the 4th wall for a bit... don't ask how.

"Well even if that is true, bed action is nothing if it's not strong. And no one can pound harder than Fareeha" Yang said.

Ruby frowns "That only sounds painful, it's meant to be nice and relaxing".

"Bah, a true woman takes it rough, it adds to the thrill" Yang said.

"Gentle is best!" Ruby said as she stood up.

"No, rough is much better!" Yang shot back as she also stood up.

Ruby "Gentle!".

Yang "Rough!".

Ruby "Gentle!".

Yang "Rough!".

They kept going back and forward as Fareeha looked at Lena "Shouldn't we stop this? It's really dirty".

"Hey are girlfriends are arguing that we are the best lovers. That's true love right there. I want to listen to Ruby fighting for my honor" Lena declared.

Fareeha sighed. This would take hours.

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Yeah, I was bored so I just wrote the most random things that came to mind.

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Still, tell me what you think of each of the short stories.