CHIBI GHLF 44.
Story 1: Yang Boops.
Nora, Weiss and Ruby are sitting on the couch next to Yang who is laying back in a chair, with one leg on the arm of the couch and her tongue sticking out. Fareeha stands next to her as was about to grab her tongue with her fingers. Neptune walks in the as Yang releases a loud belch that shakes the room and catches everyone's attention and makes Fareeha jump back and pretend she wasn't doing anything.
"Yang, you are so uncouth" Neptune said in disapproval.
Yang let out a cough "What? I'm plenty couth. I've got couth coming out of my ears".
"Hm... you know what your problem is?" Neptune asked.
"Heh, what? I'm too awesome? I make this look easy? I care too much? You could stop me any time" Yang said smugly.
"You're a tomboy" Neptune said.
The temperature dropped like a stone as everyone looked at Neptune in shock, while Yang's face turned in to a blazing glare.
"What did you say?!" She demanded.
"Uh oh..." Ruby said
"You should try and be more of a lady" Neptune said before he went over to Ruby "Like Ruby! So sweet, always trying to make others feel good".
"Maybe we should talk about something else?" Ruby laughed nervously "Does anybody want a cake? I can make a cake!".
Neptune continued on to Weiss "And Weiss. She's way more cultured than you are".
"It's true, I am" Weiss said proudly.
Neptune said as he moves over to Nora "Or Nora, the way she boops you on the nose".
"Awww" Nora said with a cute smile.
Neptune then went over to Fareeha "Even Fareeha is more lady like and you. Despite being rough around her edges, she has an unique cuteness to her".
"Should I feel flattered or insulted?" Fareeha asked.
"Just adorable. Right now, you are NOT adorable. Like, at all. Get it together, girl. And who knows, I might even ask you out on a date" Neptune said.
"WHAT!?" Fareeha shouts.
Neptune blinks before Yang storms over to him, teeth and fists clenched, audibly trembling with rage. And Fareeha soon joined in, giving the deadliest glare anyone had ever seen from her. Neptune adopts an expression of regret. Realizing he messed up big time, before Yang and Fareeha punches him out of the room. The sound of Neptune striking and breaking something is heard.
"Boop" Yang and Fareeha said at the same time.
"Well I think she's adorable" Nora declared.
"And she is mine!" Fareeha added.
Yang poses proudly as she puts and arm around Fareeha's shoulders, while Ruby smiles at them.
Story 2: Hero Vs Kidnapper.
Hana was humming to herself as she was sitting on a bench, reading a book she borrowed from Blake. But her ears picked up a sound and she looked around for a bit, not noticing someone sneaking up behind her... Suddenly Mercury jumps out of nowhere with a very large bag. He scoops Hana in to the bag before she could even react.
"Finally got the goods. Back to the hideout" Mercury said as he throws the bag with Hana in it over his shoulder and was about to make his escape.
But before he could, Sun lands in front of him "Stop right there steel foot! You will free the fair maiden right now!".
"Make me, monkey boy!" Mercury chalanged.
Sun tries to tackle him, but Mercury jumps over him and takes of running. Sun chased him and threw a banana peel, causing Mercery to slip, and the bag with Hana flew through the air, but Sun caught her. Now it was Sun's turn to run from Mercury who used his boots to send himself flying and kicked Sun in the back, successfully getting Hana back from him. They would continue running back and forward, Hana switching hands many times. In the end, Hana ended up on the ground as the two boys began to openly fight over her.
Hana tried to get out of the bag, until Weiss walked up, and used her weapon to cut the bag open, finally freeing Hana from it.
"Finally! Thank you Weiss" Hana said as she caught her breath.
"Sure. What about them?" Weiss asked, referring to the two fighting boys.
"One tried to kidnap me, and the other's attempt to save me lead to me being juggled around until I nearly puked. If either of them wants me, they will need to settle it. So, how about we have some coffee in the meantime?" Hana suggested.
"Sounds good to me" Weiss said.
The two girls walked away, leaving the boys to settle things.
Story 3: Steals and Wheels.
Next to an indoor pool, on the lifeguard stand sits Neo, who winks at the camera. Next to her, Roman eyes Taiyang as he approaches.
"Are you feeling slow and uncool?" Roman asked.
"I'm listening" Taiyang said.
"Then you need a shot of TorchQuik Energy Drink" A logo reading TorchQuik Energy Drink appears in the air, and barely visible text appears at the edge of the pool.
The fine print reads "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS CAN IS A CLASS 5 BIOCHEMICAL HAZARD. TOXIC. DO NOT DRINK. HIGHLY FLAMMABLE. CONTACT WITH SKIN: FLUSH WITH WATER AND CONTACT YOUR LOCAL POISON CONTROL CENTER. TORCHQUIK ENERGY, LCC. NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR UNAPPROVED USE. YOU SEE, NEO, I TOLD YOU NO ONE READS THE FINE PRINT!"
" It'll fire you up ...fast!" Roman said as the logo changes to say It'll fire you up ...fast!
The camera pans out to reveal Hana, Nora, Zwei and Sun. lounging next to the pool. Qrow walks into the scene wearing a swimsuit. Hana, Nora, Taiyang and Sun try the drink and immediately spit it out. Nora does so into a pot that immediately withers.
The fine print changes to "AND BESIDES, THAT SURGEON GENERAL GUY IS A WIMP. THIS PLAN IS PERFECT. IT'S YOU AND ME, KIDDO. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH! BWAHAHA! YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOU CAN TYPE AND STILL HOLD UP THOSE LITTLE SIGNS. WAIT, ARE YOU STILL TYPING? STOP DICTATING! I SAID STOP!"
Qrow tries the drink and shrugs, much to the surprise of Neo and Torchwick.
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Next, Roman and Neo are standing in a parking space filled with motorcycles, the words "CRAZY ROMAN'S STEALS AND WHEELS" appearing above their heads, while the words "BAD CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!" appearing under.
"Come on down to Crazy Roman's for insane deals on wheels!" Roman said as Neo beams and pulls out a sign that reads "MAD AS A HATTER", while Yang and Fareeha walks into the scene behind them "Take advantage while you can, our prices are absolutely unhinged!".
The words at the bottom change to "NO MONEY DOWN? PROBLEM!" Yang and Fareeha tries out one of the bikes, only for it to immediately fall apart, causing Fareeha to fall of and hurt her tailbone. Yang checks on her before both glares at Roman.
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Next, Roman and Neo are standing among something that looks like a snowboard, but more technological, and the Logo says "RENMANTS BEST HOWER BOARD!".
"Tired of the same old skateboards that don't give you the hight you want? Try this geart Hower Board, and it's bound to send you flying!" Roman said while Neo nods in agreement.
Lena tries one... and it sent her flying alright... because it exploded.
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Next, Roman and Neo are standing at a table in a room filled with bookshelves.
"Have you been injured by toxic energy drinks? Or defective motorcycles? Or maybe even dysfunctional hower boards?" Roman asked as Neo pulls out a sign that says "SHAMEFUL!" while shaking her head "I'm Roman Torchwick, and I will fight for you".
The words "Torchwick & Neopolitan Attorneys at law" appear under their heads. A disclaimer then appears below it stating, "Not licensed in Atlas, or the other 3 Kingdoms of Remnant."
Hana, Fareeha, Lena, Yang, Tai, Nora, Sun and Zwei walk into the room, looking angry.
"Well here's some satisfied clients now!" Roman said happily.
"This'll be satisfying alright" Yang declared.
"We have a lot of anger to take out on you" Lena added.
The words "CALL NOW! 1-800-555-SUIT" appear at the top of the screen while everyone else closes in on Roman and Neo.
"Uuuh, call for a free consultation today!" Roman said.
The angry "clients" launch themselves at the two villains just before the screen cuts to a television test pattern of red, white, black, and yellow.
Story 4: What's your favorite Anime?
Genji and Blake were relaxing together as Blake was looking through a list on her scroll. Which made her think of something.
"Say Genji? What is your favorite Anime?" Blake asked.
Genji thinks for a moment "Well, I like the one with the red eyed girl with the sword that can kill her enemies with one hit".
"Wait... isn't there a girl in that Anime that looks almost exactly like Yang, if she was a faunus?" Blake asked.
"Yeah, it is. And the girl I mentioned almost reminds me of you in a way" Genji said.
"Is that why you fell in love with me?" Blake asked.
"It would only be one of the many reasons I fell in love with you" Genji answered.
Blake smiled and they kissed. Had Yang been there, she would've said the lead girl of that Anime looks like another red eyed woman with a sword. Someone Yang is all to aware of.
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Tell me what you think of each of these stories.