This is a day where we should be, well calm down and doing what we do best and just go with the flow. Taking a nice tour around the place and then facing some annoying dumb ass priest who is one big pain in the ass and I wanna thank "Marvelomac1010" for the new OC. Enjoy reading folks.

Helluva Loud Adventures.

(Blitz-O Diner.)

A black car arrives and someone comes out and looks to the restaurant and is disgusted by it. 'Wretched heathens, it appears this is the place that many have spoken of and this is the location to the start of the evil that will come. This town has lost it and I shall cleanse it!'

But this man has no clue that Father Chisel sees him and recognizes that man. 'Oh lord, no.'

We now see just a casual Sunday for all members of I.M.P enjoying some nice and calming lunch moment and each of them has ordered something different and some are new dishes Blitzo wants them to try out before he makes it officially public.

"Alright, so all of you enjoy the food and don't forget to rate what you tried with the comment cards, got it?"

"Sure okay then." the demons then eat the dishes that Blitzo made and then the boss goes to the kitchen, but he takes a peek at the other eating to see if they like it.

Loona then looks towards her son. "So, what the fuck do we do with the whole ordeal of Bobby and his confused emotions for Lori?"

Lincoln eats the fries. "No clue. But, perhaps we can give him some closure, and maybe we could let him go and see how Lori has been doing. I mean, he's gonna be into the whole worry wort for the whole time after what we told him and he won't get it off his mind until he sees that Lori is doing fine."

"He has to go and see her, it sounds like the right thing" said Lincoln. He looks to the others. "So, what do you guys think?"

Luna thinks about this. "Well, I think he should come along, but we make sure we open a portal to the Hazbin Hotel, and then we can let him through. Because the one thing we don't need, is Bobby freaking out about everything in hell. He's a pretty sensitive kind of guy."

"No kidding, so I guess we can work with that" said Loona. "Still surprised we had to tell the Casagrandes and Sid about the whole ordeal last month with the overlords, and glad we didn't mention the inappropriate stuff."

"Because there was a kid in there" said Moxxie. "Wish we did came with the rest of you the other day, and at least you all held your tongues with the swearing and shit."

"Yeah, and luckily they can keep it a secret, even Carl. Because if he starts telling others, then I am going to slaughter him and same with Bobby" replied Lincoln. He recalled threatening them before they went back home, and Abuela Rosa will make sure they keep it a secret.

The good news is, Hector wasn't there to hear the whole thing, and we all know how he is when it comes to gossip. Rosa and the others will ensure that he does not know about what the spoke about.

"Alright, so what fucking plans do we have for spring break?" asked Loona.

"We can spend some time at the beach" said Luna. "Would be nice to be chillin' and relaxing. Some family beach bonding time."

"Now that sounds like a plan, but which beach though?" asked Millie.

This makes them realize. Where should they spend they're beach time? The beach on earth, or the one in hell?

Loona then speaks up. "We're gonna have to look for a beach on earth, because there is no way to fucking hell are we gonna have it in the underworld. Those waters are treacherous and most of the times, other demons and sinners get dragged to their deaths and never come back."

The others think about this. "Loona has a point" said Moxxie.

"I've never been to the beaches of hell, but I read them in books that they have vile creatures and unexpected traps lurking on the sands and the waters" said Lucy. "We're gonna need to find a beach to enjoy and have fun."

Lincoln has an idea. "Or we can go to Dairyland. We've never been right? So, on spring break we can kick it up a notch at Dairyland Amoosement Park."

Loon smiles to the idea. "That's not a bad idea kiddo, we can take the trip there before we go to the beach, and possibly we might invite Stolas and Octavia, chances they wanna be part of this."

Mentioning about Stolas and Octavia were making them realize something. "Guys, is Stolas' wife aware of us being friends with Octavia Goetia?" asked Luna.

Loona sighs. "I honestly don't know, but I think we'll need to confront her one day and then possibly… Help her with the relationship ordeal with Stolas. I mean, Octavia may be fine after the whole Loo-Loo Land conflict, but her parent's relationship is another."

They know that even though Octavia seems rebellious, Gothic and also insecure, but she cares about her family, and Octavia fears of her parents splitting up, and she loves them both.

Lincoln then thinks about this. "Perhaps we can assign someone to…."

"Good lord. No, this cannot be. The rumors are true and now this land has been defiled by this filth!" The group look over and see this man holding the bible and looks disgusted at them.

Alfred M. Goodman – from Hazeltucky, a 47-year old man, at the same height as Lynn Sr, and is bald with one comb over, and a mustache also glasses. He's dressed as a normal priest would be, and this man respects all within the bible.

But for some dumb ass reason, he doesn't like the whole LGBT thing, and all because of his brother who was disowned from his family, and he's also dead. Who killed him? No idea.

The demons and kids are confused by this man and the other patrons see this and can tell that something bad is gonna happen. Even Ms. Mayberry is there and she can sense something wrong about this man of god.

Lucy looks to his book. "Can we help you? Also, you don't seem to be around here, sir."

"My name is Alfred M. Goodman and I am a man of god from Hazeltucky and I have come to cleanse this land of the darkness that has befallen onto the good people!"

They all remain silent. "He said what?" asked Lance.

The man looks to all the people there. "You have all been made fools! All of you, coming to this wretched place and feasting on the creations of the damned and forsaken. These demons who dare trespass onto our lands and show us that they are good? I say, not!"

Yeah, everyone can tell that this man of god is one of those folks who are just too stupid to even see the real situation at hand, and this man is the situation.

The man then looks to the demon crew. "You heathens, what business of you here in our world and why have these children been lured into your darkness?! They should be with a better family, not with you monsters!"

Loona can smell asshole in this son of a bitch. "Sir, these kids are mine by legal rights of adoption and they have been through hell and pain when I first met Lincoln, and sure as hell I am a good mother to them, and Lincoln was the one who helped me see that."

"Madness! Sacrilege!" yelled Alfred. "Heresy!"

"Pumpkin pie!" yelled Blitzo. He then goes towards the man. "Look, big guy. Let's take a chill pill and ease on the brakes. Nothing wrong is going on here and the food has been well-made with the normal food I get from the local High n' Buy supermarket and the Farmer's market and all of it is good and not something from where we're from."

"So, why not stop this stupid act you're pulling and just enjoy some decent food, or I swear I will call the cops on you…." But he has his flintlock pistol ready. "Or, I might do it myself."

"You do not get to speak to me simpleton spawn of Satan!" Alfred then looks towards the children. "These children must be removed from this demon dog's custody and sent to a better family, this hellhound lies! All demons lie and I shall put a stop to this damned family she dare to construct!"

"Not all demons lie" said Millie. "We just keep secrets and we appreciate these kids and what they do and we appreciate and support the choices they make."

"Just as long as it doesn't turn bad in their faces real fast" said Moxxie. "Then we'd have to intervene."

Loona then gets up. "You had better fucking leave us alone, or I swear I will tear you apart limb from fucking limb!"

Alfred scoffs. "Treacherous heathen from the underworld, you and this filth are nothing more than vile unholy creations that must be extinguished from our world, from our domain and from our society of good and I shall be the one to put out the flames of evil with the holy light and words of the father almighty!"

He then pulls out some holy water and splashes it onto them and he opens the bible and begins to read. "Begone form this realm and never return, in the name of the son of god and to the holy…"

Then Lincoln grabs the water and throws it away. "For goodness gracious sake would you stop that?! Also, holy water can't kill them, they already went through that god damn stupid stunt."

"You also ruined our lunch!" said Luna. "You are just becoming one annoying bastard and if you wanna mess with our family, then you pick a fight with us!"

Lucy gets up and looks to the man and she reveals her eyes. "Because unlike the parents who raised and brought me into this world, these demons appreciate my looks and respect me for who I am and what I wanna be, we may not be related to each other, much… But we're still a family."

Lincoln then has his claws armed and ready. "And sure to shit, we wouldn't wanna trade it for the world!"

"Madness! Madness!" yelled Alfred. "You have all been possessed!" He pulls out a crucifix and he begins to read the bible to them, but nothing happens.

"Hang on, is he trying to perform an exorcism?" asked Ms. Mayberry. "Because they're not possessed."

"Sure to shit we can control folks, unless we feel like it but not at the time now and we rarely do that shit, or use human forms because I don't even know if I even have one" said Blitzo.

"Dude, you're demented, crazy and lost in the head" said Luna. "We're not possessed and nothing is wrong here, just a family trying to enjoy the good food. You got a helluva lot of issue, dude."

Alfred looks to all of them. "This cannot be! This shall not stand and I shall not let these…"

"I think you should leave, now Alfred." The man turns around and sees who it is, Father Roland P. Chisel. "You're making a lot of attention and causing a disturbance in this food restaurant and not being a Good man in the last name you have, old friend."

Alfred is angered by the presence of Roland. "Traitor. Traitor to the light, you shall not stop me from…"

"Or would you like me to call the Vatican about your actions? I mean, this has been going on and on and hasn't stopped, and you always do this even to the good folks who are doing what they normally do in Hazeltucky."

"So, you better leave these good folks alone, or I swear the main line of the holy church will come and deal with you personally. We don't want another repeat after the last annoyance you caused."

Alfred is angered by this. "You will pay for this! Roland!" He then walks past the man, but he looks back to them. "I shall return and when I do, I will save those children from those evil heathens! Mark my words Roland!" Then he leaves the place.

The others go the priest and they look out of the window as the other priest drives off, with a cop car following him to make sure he does leave Royal Woods.

"Thanks for the save back there, but do you know that weirdo?" asked Loona.

Father Chisel sighs, "Alfred and I, we go way back during our early days when we started as priests, and then things went awry when he found out his brother was gay, and he defies that stuff. We went our separate ways because his ways were not respectful and he attempted to start some kind of cult."

"His weird cult was something dark and not good for anyone and it involved other people who were in love with their same sex, and I had to make the call and so the Vatican sent their finest men to deal with the situation and this caused them to have no choice but to lower the ranks of Alfred."

"He was a bishop at that time, and when he was removed it angered him greatly at me and the Pope's forces, and so he was sent to Hazeltucky to be made a man of the holy word there, and I was sent here to also keep an eye on him. The Vatican made me their informant for anything going on within Michigan."

Lincoln is not amused by this. "Chances that man will try something else, again."

"Not wrong" said Father Chisel. "And that is why we must be prepared for what happens next." They all break away from this issue and go back to their lunch, while Father Chisel goes back to his car and drives off.

Then he drives in the other direction because he forgot he had to go somewhere and that somewhere was the mayor's office, and now he has another thing to tell her, and it involve that other priest.

(Later.)

The crew finish their lunch and they go over to check on Blitzo. "Hey Blitzo we're gonna go and…" But when they go inside, they see these large white robots with large claw arms and red eyes. "What the fuck?!"

They even see Jesse Rosato, Kotaro and some other staff members tied up and trying to break free, and they're mouths are covered by their own chef hats.

The robots are carrying an unconscious Blitzo, and then the three robots go after them. They all begin to fight the three robots, and they try to get to Blitzo as well. "Blitzo!" This whole ordeal makes the other folks panic and call the cops, and even Mayberry joins in this scuffle.

But then a large white tank-like vehicle smashes through the kitchen wall. Then some men in black suits come out and they go the robot to grab Blitzo.

"Blitzo!" Loona grabs one of the robots and throws it to the armored vehicle and it smashes the glass window. Lincoln and Luna kick one of the robots and then Moxxie uses a grenade and it blows up the vehicles engine.

"Damn it, we need to get out of here now!" The men in suits then use something on their watch and they are teleported away, leaving I.M.P to destroy the robots and are shocked at what happened.

Loona sheds some tears at what happened. "No… No, no. No! Blitzo!"

Cop cars arrive, and then Lincoln looks to the dead robot and sees the logo of the company that made them called "Incognito Labs." then he realizes this name is the same one from whoever adopted…. Lisa. "Shit."

To be continued folks!

A/N: The threat is real, we got more than one threat and it's time for another showdown of a fucking fight, and it's gonna be against a former family member. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Thank you "Marvelomac1010" for the whole idea, concept and OC for this chapter.

Heads up, someone is getting banned today from my stories and I don't mean Jack69, me and him have settled everything and... we're chill, for now.

But someone else is getting the boot, the old axe, the pink slip and big ban, as well as a few anonymous reviews getting removed.

To those who wanna know who, might wanna take a look at all four of my stories and they're reviews category.

Jack69, I am glad we have settled the conflict, and... I apologise for what has transpired between us, I do hope it doesn't occur again.

Date made: 2/24/21 – 2/25/21.