And now, the one thing you have all been waiting for, this is a two part special based off of the episode from Helluva Boss called "Spring Broken" so all hell is gonna let lose for the crew of I.M.P and the bitch who was the former girlfriend of Blitzo, seriously what did she see in him?!
And I wanna thank a fellow reviewer and reader "Metzley1006Libra" in helping me with some components to this chapter. So, enjoy reading this folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere in Imp City.)
We now go to the very dreadful and unpleasant areas of Imp City, and then we see the assassins crew of I.M.P going down the street in their grey van, with Loona in the passenger's seat, Blitzo driving and the others in the back and then a song on the radio begins wo which Blitzo sings to.
"Oh fucking man, I love this song!" He then begins to sing, with the others mildly annoyed at his singing, Moxxie covers his ears, while Millie rolls down the window and looks to the city and smiles and so does Lucy.
Lincoln and Luna are confused by this situation and see their mom, Loona unamused by this.
Lincoln. "Wow. First day of spring break and now this shit is happening, well at least Blitzo is having fun."
Luna. "Dude, I know he means well, but his singing is really, really not in the right tune. Also, I haven't really been to most of the hell songs here, unless it's the ones by Lilith and her band."
Blitzo: You were the spicy little demon with the bleach blonde hair!
Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare.
Thought it might be love, but you went - - Holy shit!
Just as Blitzo is about to go into the parking lot, he hits the brakes real hard because some sinners pink car takes the parking space they always take, and this makes the van skid to a halting stop and the ones inside are close to a panic.
"Dude! What the heck?!" said Luna. But the Lanky imp ignores her, and Blitzo sees the license plate of the car which says. "SUCKS-4-LIFE."
"Oh, you suck for life do ya?!" He then pulls out a megaphone and yells into it. "Listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump!"
The demon lady inside gets out and looks to Blitzo. "You have three goddamn fucking seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot…" Blitzo then recognizes her. "Oh shit! Verosika!"
Verosika Mayday.
She is a succubus and the ex-girlfriend of Blitzo. An infamous Pop star who got out of rehab. Her known allies are: Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki, Ace and her hellhound bodyguard.
A succubus demon with an enticing, curvaceous build. She has pink skin with black tipped horns and a barbed tail along with two black stars on her horns and a black heart under her right eyes. Her eyes are hot pink with yellow clear. She has white long hair with pink streaks appearing to match her coat.
Under this, she wears a rather small white and black dress that shows off her curves. The dress itself has an X and O design on the chest and a star design on the abdomen. She also wears long black thing highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down then side.
She also wears round shades with pink heart designs in the lenses.
The succubus pop star pops her gum. "BlitzO."
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is…" Blitzo falls off the van and face plants onto the ground before standing back up. "Three rings down!"
The others are so confused by this, mostly the human kids because they don't know who this demon woman is, but Luna could tell this lady was a pop star of some sort.
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
This annoys Blitzo. "Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell."
Verosika dramatically flips her hair back. "They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser was-ups." She takes a drink from her bottle and then wipes her mouth. "So, your sister says hi."
Blitzo angrily steps in front of the succubus. ""Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot mu company has. So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
Verosika looks down to the imp. "Actually prick, it has my name on it." Blitzo looks down and sees the name of I.M.P has been sprayed out and someone (The manager) sprayed the name of Verosika instead. "As you should know, I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building."
Loona is surprised by this. "No way." Even Moxxie and Millie. But the kids are still confused. So, Luna looks up on this Verosika through her phone.
Back with Blitzo and his ex. "And they wanted to have me come in this wee to lead their team during spring break."
"A week?!" Blitzo yells in panic. "No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!"
Verosika removes her sunglasses. "Aw, you mad, BlitzO? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car…."
Blitzo knows where she's going with this and he speaks the same shit as she does so….
Blitzo and Verosika. "…And run three tins to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons." Blitzo groans from this. "God damn it whore, you will not let that go! Also, why didn't I get any mail about you parking you're…"
Blitzo then recalls the email that Delilah mentioned, in which he didn't give a fuck and wanted it deleted, and he realizes this now. "Fuck me and my capabilities to fucking ignore the manager and his messages."
Verosika smirks at this. "Choke on a sandpaper cock." She flips him the bird and walks away from him and passes by the I.M.P Van, she notices the crew inside and she notices the three humans and she recalls the news about them, and now she sees where the picture leads up.
But she notices Lincoln and winks to him, but Lincoln is confused. 'What the fuck was that about?'
Blitzo then follows Verosika. "Hold on, you better move that pussy ass wagon right now, or I'm gonna…."
He doesn't notice the large muscular hellhound man behind him, which Loona is shocked and so are the others, but Lincoln on the other hand was getting this upset vibe.
"You'll do what?" Blitzo then turns around and sees the Hellhound.
Vortex.
A wolf-like hellhound with a monotone gray color scheme. He is extremely muscular and has a scar on his left eye. He also has a tattoo on his left arm depicting a wolf's head. He wears a ripped vest with glowing red spikes, as well as ripped black pants.
Blitzo is nervous about this and sure to shit he does not wanna get pummeled by this guy. "Or I'll… um… I'll call HR." This makes Blitzo, Verosika and Vortex laugh as if in a sitcom. Then they go back to what they were doing.
"Anyway, meet my new hellhound, Vortex. The toughest and best bodyguard I could ever hire, and unlike you, he actually does his job well." Verosika leaves with her bodyguard to the building, and she flips Blitzo off. "Ta-ta, fuck stain."
Blitzo scoffs at this. "Ugh, I wasted so much time with that bag of holes like that."
Then Loona steps out of the van. "You know Verosika Mayday?!"
Blitzo then notices them. "Huh? Oh yeah, her. Yeah, we dated. Back then, before this company began and before I fucked up with Stolas and all that shit."
Then Moxxie and Millie step out of the van. "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"
Moxxie seems more confused. "You dated a pop star?" The rest of the kids come out and are confused.
Blitzo looks to them annoyed. "Okay, why the fuck re you all acting like that's such a shock?"
"Hel-lo, it's Verosika Mayday?" said Loona as crosses her arms and looks to Blitzo sternly.
"It's…. You?" Millie refers to everything that is Blitzo, let it be before, after and now.
Moxxie scratches his head and is confused. "I just… Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
"A part of me thinks she may have been bewitched, or she got drunk and fell for you" replied Lucy.
Lincoln then speaks. "Okay, I'm with them. That demon did seem hot, and I am having a shit ton of questions, like what the fuck did she see in you?"
Blitzo is now annoyed by this. "Okay look, you all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."
The others are baffled by what he just said.
Moxxie. "You do that all the time, sir!"
Millie. "Come on, you kinda do that."
Loona. "You totally do that, Blitzo."
Lincoln. "Even back to me when I had sex, and on my dates."
Luna. "Same here dude."
Lucy. "A lot of us have noticed you spying on us, you're not hard to miss."
Millie mischievously grins and asks. "So Blitzo, what was sex with her like?"
Moxxie looks taken aback at what his wife had just asked. Millie!"
"What?! This is Verosika Mayday, a pop star" said Millie. "Besides, you'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."
Moxxie is about to speak back, but then he recalls that she said is true. "Touché."
Lucy looks to her imp parents. "I did not need to know any of that shit."
Blitzo sighs. "Okay look, let's just drop it." He tosses Millie the car keys. "Millie go find a temporary parking spot for that truck. Okay Loonie, Moxxie and kids, let's go handle this shit, now!" Millie drives off with the company van.
The others head to the building, then Lincoln looks to Loona. "We're kinda in the dark here guys. Who the hell is Verosika Mayday?"
Loona then tells them. "Verosika Mayday is a huge and infamous pop star in all of the rings of hell, and she has had a shit ton of famous songs and known for her seductive charms, she's also one of the most troublesome succubus to which she intends to use her ways to control most folks."
Blitzo scoffs. "Which I call her fucked up devilish goat mating call."
Loona ignores him. "Anyway. Verosika is only known to most demons who have heard and seen her performances and songs that she made, at times she teams up with others, but most of the times she goes solo when she can't work well with that said other musical-category sinner or demon."
Luna then asks. "So, has she ever teamed up with Lilith on stage?"
Loona recalls something. "Yeah, that's something hard to explain and something Lilith would never ever wanna talk about, because those two had a shit conflict when they were hogging the spotlight and this nearly got Verosika locked up and possibly double dead by the queen of hell herself."
"Verosika never takes in command by anyone, as a Succubus she takes charge for herself and takes control of others, and at times her own control of others might not be the best option and would lead to her being a prime target for more shit ass trouble. I've read the news in hell online."
Blitzo scoffs. "Sure wish her dumbass was locked up forever, then we wouldn't have to deal with her now!" They get into the elevator and it goes up.
But then Lincoln notices something off about Loona. "Mom, you feeling okay?"
Loona calms down. "Yeah… Yeah, I'm fine. Kiddo." She then uses her handheld mirror to look at herself, and this concerns Lincoln. Luna notices this and she can tell that this has something to do with that male hellhound.
They reach the top. Then Loona speaks. "You think they saw me? Fuck. I did my makeup shitty today."
Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes. "Oh, you look perfect, Loonie. Like always."
"Shut up Da…" Loona then sees Blitzo stare at her with adoration, and Loona pushes him aside. "Urgh! Blitzo!"
Lincoln then speaks. "There's nothing wrong with you mom, you look as okay as always."
Loona smiles hearing this from her son. "Thanks kiddo, I…" She then bumps into the Vortex and then she looks up in embarrassment. "Oh… Whoa."
Loona wags her tail seeing him and then blushes, and this causes Blitzo to gasp in shock while Lincoln looks to the situation sternly and growls silently, to which Luna and Lucy notice. Then Blitzo gets between Loona and Vortex and looks to the hellhound bodyguard.
"Hey big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"
"She's in her office. There wasn't any room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one, its way cheaper and less crowds to deal with." Vortex points out to the hallway that leads to the receptionist's office, and the other rooms of the kids. At least Loona's room is within the receptionist's office next to Blitzo's office.
They see the Reception's office with the logo of I.M.P, and across from it is a room with neon pink hearts over double doors with V and M spray-painted on the door windows.
Blitzo is truly upset by this. "Oh come on!"
Vortex scoffs and crosses his arms. "Sorry man." He then walks away.
Blitzo mutters angrily. "Oh no you don't, bitch."
"This doesn't seem like a good thing anymore" replied Lucy. "Especially with the rooms of Lincoln and Luna down the hallway."
Luna is also worried and upset, but then she sees Lincoln looking to Vortex walk away and she can tell his alpha gene trait is making him feel…. Intimidated and challenged, like when a stronger lion comes and takes the glory from the former pack leader, or alpha.
Moxxie then speaks to his boss. "Sir, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her. I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music so, her status to me is…" Yeah, Blitzo tunes out Moxxie with a glare. "In my opinion her music is a bit derivative-"
Blitzo then shuts him up. "Moxxie, shut the fuck up and go do whatever the fuck you said already."
"Alrighty then." Moxxie goes into the room and they see the silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons and they speak to each other.
Moxxie. "Hello Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-"
Coco. "Aw look at the little on. He's got a wittle bow tie."
Moxxie. "Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-"
Josh. "Want a kissy, little guy?
Moxxie. "A… Kind offer, but… I'm married."
Verosika. "Hey, why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick boss?"
The gang surround Moxxie and the demon silhouettes bare their fangs/true forms over Moxxie to sexually assault him.
Moxxie screams from this. "Don't touch that!"
The others go to the window and are shocked at what was happening to Moxxie. Blitzo goes over and presses his hands to the window. "Moxxie…. Don't let her access any of your holes!"
Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. Lucy goes over to check on him. "Oh hell." Lucy sees that her dad is battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.
"I… I gotta go lie down… Now." Lucy goes to her dad and helps him walk back to the office room.
Seeing what happened to Moxxie is really ticking off Blitzo. "Oh, this won't stand!" He then shoves the doors open, and Verosika and her gang notice this. "Alright you motherfucking cunts! That's it!" Blitzo then stomps towards Verosika Mayday and ignores her friends.
"If you wanna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking…." He then thinks of what to say. "Challenge!" Then he realizes what he had just said. "Fuck! I said that twice."
Lincoln and Luna peek inside and heard everything. 'Oh shit, no.'
Kiki smirks from this. "Mmmm. Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"
Verosika chuckles. "I think he is." She then leans in towards Blitzo. "What's the game then, BlitzO?"
Blitzo then speaks the challenge to this demon duel. "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickings while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds. So, I bet, you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."
The Succubi and Incubi laugh at this, but Blitzo glares in determination, to which Verosika and her gang notice. "Oh, you're serious?" She then leans towards him. "Game on, bitch."
"Oh, this fucking game will be fucking over for you, whore!" Blitzo then walks out of the room, Loona and the others follow, but then someone whispers to Lincoln and the boy turns around.
Lincoln sees Verosika and her crew wink and grin at him, the boy is confused. "Who the fuck are you fuck ups looking at?"
"Lincoln! Come on, we got a meeting!" Lincoln then goes back to the office to see what this shit is all about.
But Verosika and her crew snicker and deep down, she has a plan. "That kid, he sure is a feisty one to look at and I wonder… How much angry can I make Blitzo? Especially with his precious little family on the fucking line?" The rest of her crew snicker evilly at this.
(I.M.P Meeting room.)
They all gather and even Delilah and they take a look at what Blitzo's plan is with the demon duel against Verosika Mayday and her crew.
"Alright, shut your assholes, here is how we're going to do this shit. First we find a fuck ton of clients who all want some fucked up assholes up there dead, but no captures."
"We portal up to the surface and we track them all down. We have our fucked up fun murder time, as per usual. We pile up all the bodies into a big fucking canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and maybe a goose too… Fuck it!"
"They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, and we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore ass face!" Blitzo then tosses the white board away and looks to his crew. "Now, do you have any questions?"
Moxxie asks first. "Uh yeah. Why was that nonsense?"
Blitzo goes over to him. "That wasn't a question."
Moxxie then talks back. "That wasn't a plan."
Blitzo puts a hand around Moxxie. "I'm sorry Moxx, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you've got a smooth little brain upstairs."
Moxxie confused by what he had just said. "A what now?"
Blitzo chuckles. "I'm calling you slow, Moxxie! God, why the fuck don't you learn to take fucking criticism, you talentless baby dick troll?" Which he points several times to Moxxie's chest.
Moxxie has had enough and stands onto the table. "Well why don't you take an art class?"
Blitzo then talks back. "Why don't you see how expensive they are?!"
"Stop." They look to Lincoln. "Guys, as ridiculous and a bit odd that plan is. Blitzo I can see a flaw in this plan of yours."
Blitzo looks to the boy. "And what might that be kid?"
Lincoln then explains. "Blitzo, sharks are not drawn to the smell of human blood, they go for fish so we're gonna need a ton of chum to shower this canoe with it and another thing… Do you know how Verosika will do her play to win?"
"She sings, and her fucked up goat mating call can be able to make anyone turn to a fucking horny bitch" said Blitzo. "Saw that one long ago from one of her fucked up concerts, everyone fucked each other up."
Luna then asks. "Another thing we need to do, is try and get the clients we need."
"I'll handle that, so anything else we need to establish?" asked Blitzo. Moxxie remains silent and annoyed.
Lucy then asks. "Yeah, we're gonna need to lure those folks into one place to kill them, because I can tell that the location of those said people might not be so stealthy, it is spring break after all."
Loona then has an idea. "Me… I can lure them with my human form."
Blitzo thinks about this. "Well, that does sound like a good idea, I mean from what we know is that spring break is the place where no young and vulnerable Goth girl wants to be, we know the kind of freaks up there who'd lick all over you."
The crew of I.M.P look to the reader with a glare, and Lincoln's eyes are searing red.
They then go back to the meeting. "Then it's settled. I'll lure the targets to kill into a hidden place, then the rest of you fuck them up and we can end this whole ordeal."
"Flawless logic" replied Millie.
"Which means we're gonna need a shit ton or weapons for the job" said Delilah. "I can start packing the stuff we need. When do we do this shit?"
"Tomorrow." Blitzo then walks away from them. "Alright meeting adjourned, I am going to make some fliers." He closes the door and goes into his office.
Moxxie sighs. "I could only guess he has some fucked up plan to get a client or more for the kills to be fucking done with."
They all walk out of the office, but then Delilah pulls Luna and Lucy back into the office. "Guys, we know that Verosika is gonna be doing something with music right?"
Luna and Lucy nod. "Pretty much."
Delilah snickers. "Alright, so I have this idea to screw up her little fucked up concert. We hijack the whole thing and snap the folks out of it, and through the power of the best rock star we know in the family."
Lucy smiles. "Now that does sound like a good idea, I'm in." She also has an idea. "We could also record the whole thing so Lilith will be pleased at the humiliating shit Verosika has to face."
Luna smirks to this. "Oh yea, let's do this thing. Heck I can see if the rest of my band wants in on it." She then looks out the window and sees the car of Verosika. "Hey girls, I got another fucked up idea."
Lucy and Delilah smile and they begin to talk about another plan, and it's gonna involve that pink car.
Lincoln on the other hand goes towards his mom who goes into her room. "Mom, are you feeling alright? You seemed pretty off earlier."
Loona kneels down to her son's level and ruffles his white hair. "I'm fine, Lincoln. I was just… Well, some shit went on and things happened. Okay?" She then notices his upset look. "Is there something wrong?"
Lincoln shrugs it off. "No, no. Nothing, just…" He then walks away from her and leaves the room to go to his room, this makes Loona concerned and she tries to figure out what's wrong and then she recalls something that could lead to this.
'Wait. Lincoln is… Is he upset over that big guy earlier? Does this have something to do with the whole hellhound…? Alpha Gene Trait… Oh shit.'
(Meanwhile.)
Lincoln walks down the hall and he bumps into the same muscular hellhound. "Oh sorry there kid, didn't see ya. Hey, you're the human kid who…."
Lincoln pushes him aside and goes to his room. "Yeah, whatever." He then closes his door with one hard slam and locks it.
Vortex is confused by this. "Okay then." He walks away from the halls to go and check on his boss and her friends.
Lincoln is in his room and is feeling frustrated. "Fuck. The god damn issue I'm having right now is due to this stupid thing my mom has for that hellhound?! Fuck!"
Lincoln then recalls that sinner who gave his mom the Syphilis and that sinner was a hellhound formed creature with wings, and deep down Lincoln is feeling the same kind of anger at this hellhound that Loona is now attracted to.
"I swear, if that fucking hellhound shows up tomorrow, then it is on!"
To be continued, in the next chapter folks!
A/N: You all have been waiting and so here it is! The wait is over and we have Day 1 to the whole episode called "Spring Broken." The other half will be next chapter and it looks like we got ourselves some mental drama between Lincoln and the muscular hellhound, Vortex, so stay tuned folks! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 3/2/21.
