One Shocking Surprise: Mile High Thighs Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto or at all

A/N: well, it's been a while since I've updated this series. Sorry for that. Time for me to add in another character outside the Naruto verse. This time and I don't think I need to tell what character it'll be if you read the title of this one.

Shikamaru was walking down the road looking quite sour.

"Geez, ya acting like we're going to be teaching academy kids Shikamaru" Kiba commented.

"I was enjoying my day watching the clouds when Ino found me and dragged me to the missions office" Shikamaru grumbled.

"Then you shouldn't have been in one of your known hang outs. You know Ino always looks there first" Shino commented.

"Troublesome" Shikamaru muttered.

"So the mission is a pick-up thing right?" Kiba asked.

"Did you pay any attention to the Hokage's briefing?" Shino asked.

"Of course I did. It's, um, it's, uh" Kiba said as he struggled string words together.

"He was too busy trying to chat up one of the kunoichi secretaries there in the missions office" Shikamaru observed.

"I wasn't, I wasn't" Kiba denied.

Shino said nothing as he adjusted his glasses.

"Dude, I thought you had my back" Kiba cried as he read his teammate's gestures.

"Time and place Kiba, time and place" Shino said.

Kiba grumbled.

"The mission we have Kiba" Shikamaru said, "is to retrieve one of our ninjas. He was due to return after a forced sabbatical. He never showed at the appointed time."

"So that it, that's all" Kiba said then huffed, "this totally sucks you know."

"What did you expect?" Shikamaru asked.

"Something better than this for sure" Kiba whined.

"A mission is a mission Kiba" Shino said.

"Yeah, yeah" Kiba grumbled.

They got to a small village and Shino sent out his bugs in hopes in locating the lost ninja. No luck so far. Akamaru, Kiba's canine companion, was coming up with zero as well.

"This so troublesome" Shikamaru muttered he just stood there with his hands jammed in his pockets awaiting for any kind of intel.

"I've got something" Shino said finally.

"Good, what is it?" Shikamaru asked.

"It appears the ninja we're looking for is one of the richest hotels there is in this area" Shino said.

"Well what are we waiting for, lets storm in and grab his ass and get out of here" Kiba said.

"We'll be taking the calmer approach Kiba. Don't want to frighten the locals" Shikamaru said.

Shino agreed with the Nara

"Fine" Kiba said with a huff.

They headed to the hotel though needed to stop for direction since they've never been to this village before. When they got to the hotel they headed to the front desk.

"Can I help you gentlemen?" the desk attendant asked.

"Yes we're here for one of our ninja. Here's a picture of him" Shikamaru said as he pulled out a photo.

"Oh yes. Room 4448, the Presidential Suite. The best room we have available" the desk attendant said.

"Good, now give us the key so we can enter" Shikamaru said.

"Uh, sure, here" the desk attendant said as he gave them what they wanted.

The three walked away.

"May god have mercy on your souls" the desk attendant muttered as he prayed.

/Scene Break/

The team got the proper floor and headed to the room.

"Well lets get in" Kiba said.

"We're not going to kick the door in Kiba. We'd have to pay for it" Shino said, "why not try the courteous way first."

"Sure, fine" Shikamaru said not really caring.

Shino knocked on the door. There was no answer. He knocked again being a bit firmer with his knocks. Again no answer. Shino tried a third time making it as much noise as he could without disturbing anyone else. Still no answer.

"Okay we tried it your way. Now it's my way" Kiba said.

Before Shikamaru or Shino could stop him Kiba knocked the door down like it was SWAT team tactical. Kiba rushed inside with Shikamaru and Shino following them.

"Hot damn" Kiba muttered.

Shino and Shikamaru followed Kiba's voice to find their third teammate in the bedroom with a young woman. The young woman looked quite irked. She was wearing a very short bathrobe that showed all much of her amazing legs. Her long black hair wet. She had blue eyes with a tinge of pink around the bottom of her irises.

"Who are you three?" she asked with narrowed eyes.

"I apologize miss" Shikamaru said, "we're here looking for someone."

"And you barged in here to find him?" the woman asked displeased.

"We attempted to knock I assure you" Shino said.

"So that's what that was before" she murmured softly to herself.

"Hey Rikka, are there any more towels left?"

Walking out was a bare chested Naruto. He then stopped as he saw the others.

"Hey guys" he greeted.

"Naruto. Of course. Only you'd be this troublesome" Shikamaru grumbled more to himself than aloud.

Kiba though was focused on other matters as his eyes raked over Rikka's body.

Rikka took offense to this and swung her leg out at the Inuzuka. Kiba's eyes desperately tried to sneak a peek, but whatever he caught a glimpse of was far too short and he'd probably not remember it as Rikka's kick landed directly into Kiba's head lifting him up off the ground and had him spin for a few rotations in the air before landing hard back on the floor head first. He was rendered unconscious.

"Leave, now" Rikka demanded.

Shino adjusted his glasses as he pick up Kiba by the arm and began to drag him away.

Shikamaru sighed, "fine, we're be in town we you're ready Naruto."

End

A/N: thanks for reading and please review.