After Brian left the Night's Watch, Toshi had become the new commander. While Brian and Dany were trying to negotiate with Joffrey, and Steve was trying to negotiate with the student who had a copy of the test, Toshi was standing on one of the scouting platforms atop the Wall, along with one of the newest recruits, Bart Simpson.
"You'll get used to the height, but it'll be a while," he said to Bart.
Suddenly, they saw something moving in the distance. A White Walker appeared riding an undead horse, followed shortly by a horde of wights. More White Walkers arrived to join them.
"Aye carumba!" Bart cried. He had never seen White Walkers before and he was terrified. "What do we do?"
"Sound the horn," Toshi told him. "Blow it three times."
There was a horn attached to the railing of the platform. Bart blew into it to alert the other black brothers of the approaching threat. But the army of the dead stopped some distance from the foot of the Wall.
"Thank the gods," said Toshi. "I've never seen them this close to the Wall before, but I don't think they can get past the barrier."
They stepped into the lift and rode it down to the bottom, planning to head back inside Castle Black for reinforcements. They had almost reached the castle when, hundreds of miles away in Oldtown, Gerald Dayne blew the Horn of Joramun.
Instantly the Wall completely disappeared! One minute it was there, the next it was totally gone!
Toshi looked back over his shoulder just in time to see the Wall vanish. He knew now there was nothing keeping the White Walkers out of Westeros. "Run!" he shouted to Bart.
A trench started to open up in the ground where the Wall had been. And creatures started floating out of it. There was a green monster who had a pair of magic 8-balls for eyes, which had earned him his name, "8-Ball." There was one creature who looked similar to Bill, except he was black instead of yellow and shaped like a square rather than a triangle. His name was Kryptos. There was a monster named Zanthar who looked like a giant loaf of bread with arms and legs, a giant pair of dentures named Teeth, a humanoid creature named Keyhole because of the keyhole embedded in his forehead, a floating hexagon named Hectorgon, a creature named Amorphous Shape who resembled an unfolded Rubik's Cube, a pink monster named Pyronica who was made of flames, a demonic baby named Paci-Fire, another demon who looked like a lava lamp, some flying eyeballs with bat wings, a creature with 88 different faces, and many more beasts too horrifying to describe.
Bill appeared in the midst of all these monsters. "Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like 87 different faces…"
"88," the creature in question corrected him.
"Whatever. The point is, the Wall has finally been demolished and we're free to wreak all the havoc we want!" Bill turned to the White Walker on the horse, who had horns growing out of his head that resembled a crown. "Night King, I want you and your undead army to attack Winterfell. The rest of us will head to King's Landing!"
He snapped his fingers, and a portal appeared in the sky. Bill jumped into it and his friends followed.
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Evil laughter filled the streets of King's Landing as Bill descended from the yellow scar in the sky.
"Alright, pathetic meatbags, listen up," he announced. "I fused these words together so I could make them my own and now that they are it's time for you all to party! Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity."
He gestured to the portal and announced various monsters as they jumped out.
"Now meet the gang of interdimensional beings I call my friends," he said.
"8-Ball!
"Kryptos!
"The being whose name must never be said! Oh, what the heck, it's Zanthar.
"Also there's Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-fire, Lava Lamp Monster and some giant eye bats.
"Westeros is ours now folks!" finished Bill.
The Hench Maniacs all cheered.
The High Sparrow stood out among the crowd.
"Unholy demon!" he cursed. "Return to the seven hells whence you came!"
"Hmm, how about one better," said Bill. "I'll rearrange the holes on your face."
He snapped his fingers and the High Sparrow's face was grotesquely changed. The people of King's Landing screamed and ran for their lives as Bill laughed.
"Time for some redecorating!" he said.
As he spoke, balls of weirdness appeared everywhere. Statues came to life and severed heads did the same. The Sept of Baelor began to talk and chaos ran rampant through the streets as the sept launched balls of fire that burned the other buildings.
"Welcome one and all! To Weirdmageddon 2.0!" Bill said, and laughed and laughed as weirdness and fire surrounded the city of King's Landing.
"Not so fast!" a voice shouted. Bill turned around to see Dany riding toward him on her dragon, rising from the Dragonpit.
"Dracarys!" Dany yelled, and Drogon shot a blast of fire at Bill. However, it had no effect on him at all.
"Foolish girl!" Bill chortled. "You can't destroy me! So long as the strong pick on the weak, so long as fear is valued above tenderness, so long as hatred, envy, and mistrust divide the people and creatures of Planetos, then I am indestructible!"
"You may be indestructible, but what about your friends?" Dany said.
Below her, 8-Ball was chasing some children through the street. Dany pointed down at him and shouted "Dracarys!"
Drogon breathed fire down on 8-Ball, burning the monster to death until all that remained of him was his eyeballs.
Rhaegal and Viserion appeared, with Meg and Stewie riding them. They were just in time to see Drogon destroy 8-Ball. "Looks like these things are beatable," Meg said.
She steered Rhaegal toward Zanthar, who was smashing up some houses nearby. "Dracarys!" Meg said, and Rhaegal shot a blast of fire at Zanthar, hitting him in the butt. Zanthar was not killed, but he was badly wounded. He stopped wrecking the houses and charged toward Meg and Rhaegal.
Stewie hurried to help his sister. He didn't need to say "Dracarys" because he was controlling Viserion with his mind. He made the dragon shoot another blast of fire at Zanthar. This one hit the bread monster right in the spot where his face would have been if he'd had one. Zanthar's knees buckled. He slumped to the ground, dead.
Stewie remembered that when McGucket was still crazy, he had said, "The dragon has three heads." Stewie didn't understand that at the time, but now he thought he knew what it meant. It had taken three dragon riders to conquer Westeros 300 years ago, Aegon Targaryen and his sisters Rhaenys and Visenya. Now, three dragon riders were required to defend Westeros from Bill and his Hench Maniacs. Himself, a Griffin. Dany, a Targaryen. And Meg, who was both. Ice and fire had come together.