Harry and his Brainy Girls

By: Sheltie

I don't own Harry Potter at all

A/N: this just felt so Luna-esque really.

Chapter 207: Luna Lovegood

"Um, Luna, what are those on your head?" Harry asked confused.

"Hm, what are you talking about Harry?" Luna asked with a slight tilt to her head.

"Those things, are those cat ears?" Harry asked slowly.

"Oh, these. Yes they are" Luna said like she typically wore cat ears.

"Luna where did you get those?" Harry asked.

"Oh, I got them on my recent trip in Japan with daddy. They are quite popular there it seems. I was walking down the street and someone was handing them out" Luna said.

"Wait, someone was just handing out cat ears and you took them?" Harry asked as he tried to wrap his head around this.

"Yes" Luna answered casually.

Harry didn't really know what to say as he stared at his friend. The cat ears were resting on the top of Luna's blond head. They were of a white furry color. And he could've swore he saw them move and twitch like a real cat's ears, but he must be imagining things, right?

"Luna" Harry asked.

"Yes, Harry" Luna said.

This time Harry definitely sure he saw the ears move.

"Your ears, they move" he stated.

"Oh yes they do. I charmed them to do so since they were missing that" Luna said.

"You charmed them to move like real cat ears" Harry said with a slight incredulous tone.

"Yes, why wouldn't I? If I want to have cat ears then I want them to act like a real cat ears. Hm, maybe a tail too" Luna pondered.

"A tail?" Harry questioned.

"Yes, it would really make me look more like a cat" Luna said more to herself than to Harry.

Images of Hermione being a cat in his second year flashed through his mind.

"Luna, you do remember what happened to Hermione in her second year, right?" Harry asked.

"Hm, oh yes, but this won't be a Polyjuice incident. I'm choosing to do this. I believe I'd become what's called a furry or something" Luna said as she tapped her chin in thought.

"There's a name" Harry said in full incredulous.

"Yes, but I'm not sure how far I want to go. The ears and the tail sounds lovely, but I don't think I want all that fur all over me. It may be warm, but it would be bothersome wearing clothes with the fur and I do like wearing clothes" Luna said.

Harry was just baffled at this.

"Though if I did have fur then I wouldn't need clothes would I? I'd be warm enough" Luna continued as she kept thinking out loud. "I'm unsure though why some of those animals in those books you lend me still wear clothes with their fur. It would be so hot."

Harry then remembered some of the children's books he had lent Luna since she was curious about them.

"Um Luna, you know those are just made up, right?" he asked.

"Yes, but still" Luna said as she drifted off into her thoughts.

Harry was a bit worried that Luna would go through with her ideas. Luna wasn't one to shy away from something due to it being odd. She liked to do things that were out of the norm. He didn't say a thing though since he wasn't one to detract Luna from anything unless it seemed dangerous in anyway and so far this didn't seem to be the case.

"And how'd you do any of this?" he asked instead.

"Oh maybe a combination of charm and transfiguration. It will be quite difficult though since I don't believe there's any known spells that will give me the results I want. Hmm, yes, creating the spells needed would have to do" Luna muttered.

Harry sighed.

"Luna, before you do anything do your research, please. And make sure this is actually something you want to do. It might be permanent" he said.

"I will Harry, I will" Luna said with a bob of her head.

/Scene Break/

A month passed and there didn't seem like anything had changed. Harry kept an eye on his lithe blond friend. She acted the same, nothing different. Harry assumed Luna decided not to go through with it. Then one day Luna came skipping in. She was wearing the cat ears, but then he saw something flick behind her, it wasn't his imagination as many in the hall were staring as Luna walked passed.

"Morning Harry" Luna greeted in her usual unique exuberance.

"Morning Luna, um, is that a, uh, tail?" Harry asked as he saw the white thing flicker about.

"Hm, yes, it is" Luna said.

"Is it attached?" Harry asked slowly.

"Attached?" Luna asked as she cocked her head to the side.

"You know what I mean Luna" Harry said with a sigh.

"Oh yes, it's attached, but I can remove it too" Luna said.

"You can remove it" Harry said.

"Yes, it's attached to my panties, not my coccyx" Luna said like she was discussing the weather.

Harry was relieved to hear this though he didn't need to know about the panties thing.

"Would you like to see?" Luna asked as she motioned to show off her panties.

"No, no. That's fine, I believe you" Harry said hurriedly.

"Okay" Luna said like she wasn't just going to flash Harry her panties.

Harry looked relieved at this.

"I decided against the fur" Luna explained, "it sounded intriguing at first, but found it'd be rather cumbersome since I'd have to find new grooming techniques and I find that quite troublesome. I like my hygienic habits the way they are."

"That's good Luna" Harry said.

"Yes, and though clothing is a nuisance since I like to go nude I do like some things. Panties are nice, especially the sheer ones" Luna said like it was typical to talk about this kind of thing.

"Luna, I don't need to know about your panties" Harry said.

He didn't say a thing about her nudity since he already knew how the blond like to go bare. Sometimes he had to force her to wear clothes, especially during the summer when the blond had more excuses to go nude than in the winter.

"Okay" Luna said, "is there any pudding?"

Harry smiled as he called an elf and in a matter of moments a big bowl of pudding appeared before the delighted blond.

End

A/N: this was a tricky one to find an ending really. I added to it, but was trying to be careful on how much since I didn't want to go on too long and lose the feel I have. Thanks for reading and please review.