Ecomania: n. attitude of humility toward superiors and bossiness of one's family


Hogan and his men gathered around the coffeepot, listening to a conversation they had never imagined overhearing.

"So this is your prison camp? What is its name, again?"

"Stalag XIII."

"It could be better."

"You must understand that I did not get to name it myself."

"It is very dusty."

"I have the prisoners work on cleanup details, but what can you expect from the Allies?" Klink replied, clearly nervous and looking for approval.

"Are you at least playing up to your superior officers like I taught you?"

"Yes, Mutter," Klink replied.

"Good boy. We'll make something of you yet."