Well Guy's I've got some unfortunate news. Total Drama Endless, my passion project of close to two years now is cancelled.

I know I'm disappointed too. But see there's just not any prestige in doing a straight Total Drama Season anymore. No satisfaction. No glory.

Therefore, while my series is fact cancelled, for real. There is still some good news, I'm starting a new reboot.

Yes! Like the original Total Drama before me I've seen the light! There's no money to be made in reality TV spoofs. No! If you want to make it big the secret is preschool spinoffs.

And so without further a due on this day April 1st, I'm officially debuting a sneak preview of my new fic; Total Endless Daycare. This teasers from an episode called Puzzle Peril. You're gonna love it. Trust me

It's another day at the daycare. The sun is shining, the birds are out and our cast is ready to play outside for recess.

Our Toddlers, Doof, Amethyst, Dipper, Peach, Tomoko, Winry, Janna, and Jude all pile out of the door to the playroom in the playground.

"Aw man! I can't wait to play outside!" Amethyst says.

Then suddenly thunderclouds zoom in from nowhere ruining their sunny day.

"Sorry kids, look's like you'll have to play inside!" Calls Tarnaq, there teacher says. The kids sigh and walk back inside.

"But insides boring!" Doof whines. "There's nothing to do in here."

"We could play with our pal Jude?" Winry offers.

"It's true I'm pretty cool dudes." Jude says, remembering all the grand adventures he had been on with the cast.

Tomoko rolls her eyes. "Jude's boring. We played with him already yesterday."

Janna walks over a slaps her. "How dare you insult Jude's honour!"

Tomoko cries and runs to Tarnaq.

"Mr Teacher Janna hit me."

"Good."

Tarnaq smacks her himself. "That's you get for insulting our favorite cast member you piss child."

Tomoko wails even harder. Tarnaq meanwhile stands there like George Reeves Superman, with a tenacle on each hip.

"Well I've successfully taught a lesson! Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to my office!"

"But what are we supposed to do for fun?" Peach asks.

"Play with your toys or something I don't know. TEACHER AWAY!"

Tarnaq backflips out of the room, the door slams behind him.

Amethyst grumbles. "Play with our toys he says. How we supposed to that when we broke them all months ago."

"All of them you say?"

They toddlers turn to look. An egg-shaped chair in the corner swivels around revealing Wednesday. She's got a toy poodle in her arms she's stroking like a bond villain strokes their cat.

"There's still one toy left." She says. "On the top shelf."

She points to a box perched on a shelf high above them.

"How are we supposed to get up there?" Tomoko asks. Doof eye's light up.

"Oh I could build a machine out of tinker toys to-"

"Nah. I got a better idea."

Tomoko picks him up and hurls Doof at the shelf, he hits it knocking the box off. He lands on the carpeted floor a second later with a sickening thud.

"Ow, my supple child body!"

Amethyst takes the box off the floor and reads it. She makes a face of disgust.

"A puzzle!?"

"Hey I like puzzles." Dipper says.

"I love them!" Winry says.

"Me too." Peach adds.

Doof whimpers something like an agreement.

"It's not just any puzzle." Wednesday says walking over. "It's a 3D puzzle."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo" Go the other four, clearly impressed.

"That's like a whole new dimension of puzzle dude!" Says Jude.

"Still sounds lame." Amethyst says impatiently.

"Yeah." Tomoko says.

Winry shrugs. "Fine we'll just build it without you."

Amethyst folds her arms.

"Fine! I don't care! There's lots of other fun stuff to do.

Time passes.

Tomoko and Amethyst are playing cards while the exciting sounds of the other kids playing carry over from the opposite side of the room. Tomoko sighs.

"Got any fours?"

…

"Amethyst?"

Amethyst is staring off at the other kids.

"Amethyst what are you looking at?" Tomoko demands.

"Huh that kind of looks fun." Amethyst says. Tomoko leans over and slaps her. "OW What was that for!?"

"Get a hold of yourself!" Tomoko demands. "You say it sounds boring remember? Stick to your guns."

"Right." Amethyst says. She looks back at her game disinterestedly.

"So. Uh… Got any fours?"

More time passes.

There a montage of the two having "Fun." They draw pictures on the wall.

Jump cut.

They play tic tac toe.

Jump cut.

They're having a staring contest.

Jump cut.

Finally, the two are sprawled on the floor, utterly defeated.

"Their nothing to do in this place." Amethyst says miserably.

"At least they've stopped making noise over there." Tomoko says.

Amethyst looks up suspiciously. "Yeah…"

She turns to the other side of the room. Most of it has disappeared behind a stone wall made entirely of puzzle pieces, there's a door behind it, also made of puzzle pieces.

"When'd they built that?" She says. Tomoko shrugs. "Seems dumb even by puzzle standards."

They two get up and walk over to it. Tomoko inspects the box.

"What's it supposed to be?" Amethyst asks.

"Uh.. the kingdom of Puzzlevania." Tomoko reads.

"Huh." Amethyst says.

She reaches for the door handle.

"Amethyst no!" Tomoko shouts, shoving it away.

"What? I'm just curious."

"It's a puzzle! There's nothing to be curious about. Don't be a loser."

Amethyst frowns. "Were you always this much of a brat?"

Tomoko folds her arms smugly. "Yeah. Of course! I totally act this way because it's consistently my character."

"Whatever." Amethyst says. "I'm opening this door."

"Oh no you're not!"

Tomoko tackles her. They tussle on the ground, pulling at each other's hair and scratching each other.

"Quit it!"

"No you"

"Stop it!"

"Get off me!"

Amethyst pulls Tomoko off her and throws her into the door. The puzzle door falls apart behind her. Amethyst stops in her tracks and gasps.

"What?" Tomoko asks.

She looks over her shoulder and gasps as well.

There just past the doorframe is a Puzzle kingdom off in the distance, surrounding it are rolling puzzle hills and thick puzzle forests. All under a puzzle sun under a puzzle sky.

Tomoko smirks.

"Whatever still looks boring."

"Excuse me!?"

A puzzle knight on a puzzle horse, ride up a puzzle road to them.

"What was that about boring young madden?"

He pulls a puzzle sword on her.

…

Aw man guys what's gonna happen next? This APRIL don't be a FOOL. Read the rest of the story when it comes out! Because rest assured Endless is actually cancelled for real. It's gonna be nothing but Daycare from here on out.

Update: Well HBO Max renewed Total Drama for two new seasons so I guess there's an apatite for Realty Tv parodies after all. Looks like I'll be continuing Endless after all.