So Emmett texts Carlisle from school...
Emmett: Pops. I've got bad news and worse news.
Carlisle: Go ahead, Emmett. Whatever happened, we'll take care of it.
Emmett: I ate a classmate. Oops.
Carlisle:
Carlisle: I'm so very sorry this happened, son.
Emmett: Guess what the worse news is
Carlisle: I know, we need to move. *typing*
Emmett: Worse that that. They caught me on tape. Sending you the file...
it's a Rickroll