Team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa's Commentary of Leprechaun (Part 2 - Final)
"Are you done?", Weiss questioned scoldingly once she and Blake finish their Dragon Quest slime meat buns and Ruby had eaten her Foley's Colorful Pancakes (though Yang, Blake, Weiss, Sinon and Leafa still had their beverages), the latter having a mess of whipped cream and colored sauce around her mouth.
Ruby simply made a humming "Mm-hmm!" noise in response and nodded.
Sinon impressed, "We never thought Ruby was a big eater. She really does have a thing for sweets, huh?"
"Trust us, one of our friends back at Beacon is a bigger eater than Ruby is. In fact, Ruby likes food while our friend back home LOVES food.", Yang excused for Ruby.
Leafa asks her friends, "Before we go back to reviewing, is there anything else you like to get?"
"Well, I'm getting myself the Adele beverage and maybe I'd like another one of those Colorful Pancakes.", Ruby answered after swallowing, licking the remains of the whipped cream and colored sauce around her mouth and consuming it, much to Weiss' mild revulsion.
The Schnee heiress disagrees, "Oh, please no. You had one already!"
"I think Weiss is right.", Blake says, "Why don't you get only the Adele beverage-"
The leader of team RWBY gulped, "I ordered it already."
"HUH?!", the Faunus and the heiress both shockingly exclaim.
Sinon and Leafa surprised, "Another one?!"
"Ruby, don't you think another round of that stuff could be bad for you?", warned Ruby's elder sister caringly.
Ruby answered Yang about the pancakes, "Yes. That is why I'm giving it to you."
"Huh.", Blake and Weiss suddenly calm after hearing this.
Sinon and Leafa looked intrigued.
Yang sweetened, "Aww... How sweet of you."
"Good one. Wanted to surprise you with that...in case you want any.", the red-black-haired huntress offered, "Bill is on it's way as well, so I'll take care of the charges."
The blonde huntress replies, "Anything for my younger sister."
"Thought she'd have another, but that was an unexpected act of generousity.", the black-haired huntress said.
The white-haired huntress placed her hand on Blake's, "That's love."
"Very kind of you, Ruby. Now, since your order is coming up, why don't we continue?", Sinon asked Leafa and team RWBY if they're ready to review as the other five nodded, "I thought so.", before they began the second part of their Leprechaun review, "So he goes into the closet pulling out all the shoes in the house and shining them. Why? I guess he has a shoe fetish. The others return home to find the place in shambles."
Ruby reacted when Tory and the others return in the film, with the former asking what has happened with Nathan presumed it would be a bear's doing; "Yeah. Bears are often known for eating food and shining shoes.", before she, her fellow teammates, Sinon and Leafa all smack their foreheads; "So Jim Carrey Bacon goes out to inspect the place when he's caught in a bear trap that the Leprechaun set up. This results in a pretty embarrassing fight scene.", and then observe said fight scene where Tory, Alex and Nathan fight the leprechaun in the film.
"Geez, this choreography is making Dolemite look good!", Sinon sighed just as Nathan in the film shot the leprechaun which sends him into a prickly bush, "And now, obvious dumbass line in 3, 2, 1...", as Tory telling Nathan that it was no bear, which made Sinon, Leafa, and team RWBY slapped their heads in disapproval; she then responds when Tory and the others in the film try to leave in the pickup truck that was unfortunately not starting and Alex decides to get out to investigate, "Oh, good! Send the little boy out where the dangerous leprechaun is! Nothing but straight-arrow ethics for these people!"
Yang said as the girls see Alex find the leprechaun under the pickup truck's hood as the kid escapes back inside the vehicle safely just before the others lock the doors and close the windows so that the leprechaun couldn't get in, "Oh, yeah, the Leprechaun can appear in a safe, but he can't get through a car window. What is the extent of his lame-ass powers, anyway?", who then joked around as the leprechaun goes back to the storage house to use a go-kart to chase after the heroes in the pickup trick, "Oh my gods, that would be like, 'It's Mario Kart: Death Race 2000! Don't forget to hit pedestrians to get the golden coins!"
That is, before the leprechaun catches up to them in the go-kart and somehow flips the pickup truck over.
"OH, COME ON!", exclaims team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa, while Blake asked, "What, is the truck made of Styrofoam?"
Leafa proves, "Sinon's small collection of Hot Wheels don't flip over that easy! Unless the go-kart is like a forklift, it doesn't work that way!", all while the heroes flee to the nearest house with the leprechaun hot on their trail just as they slam the door on his hand when they went inside, severing it.
"Boy, that door must have sharp hinges.", comments Weiss, whilst the leprechaun's severed hand suddenly crawled up the door to get the doorknob.
The blonde girlfriend of Sinon referenced, "Gee, is this calling back to that 70's horror flick ...And Now The Screaming Starts!?"
"Never heard of that, but we're very aware that was a thing in the 70's.", the leader of team RWBY discusses before synopsizing, "So Aniston finds out where the boys hid the gold as she goes out to return it to the Leprechaun."
The blue-haired sniper girl clarified as they witnessed Tory in the movie handled Nathan's shotgun as she incorrectly answers if she used worked on using a shotgun before and cocks the shotgun, "It's OK! Just pretend you're shooting Brad Pitt or something! Though we could clearly see you definitely used one before.", as Tory inspects the well outside the house only to find the leprechaun appearing out of nowhere as she screamed.
The six girls, when the leprechaun asks Tory about where his gold was and clarified to her he is the leprechaun, reacted and shrugged to this.
"Yeah, that is kind of a stupid question.", team RWBY said in unison and facepalmed while Sinon and Leafa nodded.
Sinon summarized, "So he counts his gold over and finds that one coin is still missing. That's the piece that Ozzie has in his stomach."
"I don't even get it. What's he gonna do with the gold? It's not like he can just walk into a place and buy a yacht!", the elder sister of Ruby Rose confuses.
"He'll eBay it."
"What? With gold?"
"He'll cash it in."
"What? Dressed like that?"
"He'll get a disguise."
"What kind of disguise-"
"I don't know, okay!", said the blue-haired sniper girl, slightly annoyed yet still kind to team RWBY, Leafa comforting her tomboyish girlfriend.
The Faunus joked when they saw the scene where the leprechaun pops out of a refridgerator to scare Alex, "Zuul, Begorra! ZUUL!", and continued, "So he attacks them some more as they try to call for help.", whilst they see Tory answer the kitchen phone only to get no response and causing her to tear the phone off the wall in distress.
"They figure out the only person who can stop him is Dan O'Grady, the guy from the beginning, who apparently is in an old folk's home down the street. But how are they gonna get away from Rumple-shit-skin? Get this: they just throw shoes at him to shine!", abstracted Leafa as said scene was spectated.
Sinon questioned, "He REALLY has to shine every shoe that he sees?"
"What's wrong with this guy? It's like he has O.L.D., Obsessive Leprechaun Disorder! Instead of the C in compulsion!", figuratively says the Schnee heiress.
The red-black-haired huntress condensed next, "They get to the hospital only to discover, what a shock, the Leprechaun is there waiting there for them! She tries to get away, but- Oh, no! The Leprechaun has a wheelchair!", while she and the other five girls saw the leprechaun chase after Tory by using a wheelchair to catch up with her (much to team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa's enjoyment as they held in laughter once again) before she gets in the elevator just in time, "Also wonder if the leprechaun could've said at this point, 'You will take me seriously!'"
"So she comes across the O'Grady guy in the elevator, or rather on the elevator, as he tells her how to defeat him.", the blue-haired sniper girl resumed when mentioned part is observed with Dan instructing Tory to find the four-leaf clover and use it on the leprechaun's body in order to kill him.
The blonde huntress deduces, "So what you're saying is they have to look over a four-leaf clover that they overlooked before? No problem.", and outlined, "So, of course she comes across a bunch of clovers in a patch as she tries to find one with four leaves.", as the film exampled Tory searching for a four-leaf clover before the leprechaun appears again, grabs her wrist as Tory screamed again, and says that little girls shouldn't look for four-leaf clovers.
"Is that a saying now?", the blonde girlfriend of Sinon pondered questionably.
The black-haired huntress sighed, "I just don't get how we're supposed to find this guy scary."
"Oh, it can work. I wouldn't imagine him as a...you-know-who...but that'll make him look a little spooky.", uneased Leafa, as the movie excerpts Tory getting in a squad car to get help but screams when seeing the police officer's dead body whilst the leprechaun catches up to the car door, but not before Nathan, Alex and Ozzie arrive in time for the former to shoot him; "Her friends knock him out and finally find a four-leaf clover in the field, and it even glows!"
Sinon added, "I'm surprised they didn't find that earlier!"
"But the Leprechaun attacks Ozzie trying to get his final coin.", the white-haired huntress stated.
Ruby also said, "Fortunately, the little boy pops up saying probably the most epic line in this movie.", before Alex in the movie delivers the epic one-liner to the leprechaun as he prepares to shoot the clover into his mouth with his slingshot, 'Fuck you, Lucky Charms'.
Team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa were all awed by this moment.
"Wow... That was cosmic.", Sinon and Leafa amazed.
Yang agreed, "Yeah, didn't think you'd hear a line that awesome in this movie, did ya? But you did, and it's a masterpiece of writing!"
"Seriously, that shit is worthy of Schwarzenegger!", acclaimed the blue-haired sniper girl.
Blake wonders, "But this does raise the question. How the hell would he even know what Lucky Charms is if they have Lucky Clovers in this world?"
"Because when you think about it, it doesn't really make sense... We really shouldn't be questioning this, should we?", said Weiss on second thought.
The blonde girlfriend of Sinon shook her head, "No, you should not."
"Well, besides that... This scene is still cosmic.", Ruby and Yang excused as Blake, Weiss, Sinon and Leafa nod in agreement.
Sinon climaxed, "So just when you think it's dead, the fucking little green goblin refuses to die. This looks like a job for slug in the face!", as Nathan in the film headbutts the leprechaun with the end of his shotgun which sends him falling down the well and then uses gasoline, lights it up and causes a massive explosion that destroys the well and seemingly kills the leprechaun.
The red-black-haired huntress and her elder blonde sister surprised, "By the gods, that was one unstable leprechaun!"
"I guess their blood is made out of fucking nitroglycerin!", Leafa supposed.
The black-haired and white-haired huntresses finished the film, "So the Leprechaun is destroyed, the people are safe and they never have to fear about seeing him again."
"That is, until the cum-guzzling whore known as the Hollywood sequel takes over and pimps it out like a brothel!", the blue-haired girl mentions as the film ended.
Ruby concludes, "So that was Leprechaun.", just as she and her teammates Yang, Blake and Weiss look at Sinon and Leafa before Team RWBY gave their verdict, "We didn't like it."
"Yeah, us neither.", Sinon and Leafa nod and answered in unison for their own opinion.
Both Sinon and Ruby then gave their overall opinion for Leprechaun in the end;
Sinon says, "We mean, do we really have to go into great detail why this movie is bad? The plot's ridiculous, the characters are morons, and…it's a fucking leprechaun!"
"I don't know why they thought a little green man would be frightening, but he's not. He's simply not. The whole plot for this movie sounds like a Will Ferrell scenario. Nothing about it sounds like a legit horror movie. It's just magically despicable.", simply consummates Ruby.
After it was done, the waitress came back with the second order of Foley's Colorful Pancakes for Yang and the Adele beverage for Ruby, along with the bill for their order, placing the items on the table as Yang started eating her pancakes quickly in enjoyment while Ruby began drinking her beverage.
When the bill was placed on the table, Ruby immediately spat out her beverage in shock (almost accidentally getting Sinon and Leafa wet) when seeing the cost of their order, which was a whooping 7,746 Japanese yen ($70 in American; $88 in Canadian).
"7,746 yen?!", Ruby said in shock.
Weiss smirked, "Well, that's what happened when you ordered another order of pancakes."
"The order got a little pricey, don't you think?", asked Blake assuringly.
Leafa hoped, "You think you can pay for it? I can help if you like-"
"Ah, no worries. A bit indignating for a price this big, but I'll pay for it.", the leader of team RWBY shrugs off, "Plenty of money here and there, but we'll save next time."
Sinon smiled, "Glad to hear your generosity today, Ruby Rose."
"That's my little sis.", thanked Yang as she was deliciously eating her pancakes, "Thanks a lot."
The six girls then laughed happily as Ruby took care of the bill and they enjoyed their time in the cafe together.
Afterwards, when it was 11:30 AM, team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa knew it was time to go on their seperate ways for the day.
Outside the cafe as they strolled through the district, Ruby appreciated to Sinon, "Thanks for joining us on our newest review session, Sinon. We give great regards to your wonderful girlfriend Leafa, we respect that."
"Aww...", Leafa blushed, "Sinon is the sweetest girl I've ever known! Our friends are gonna be glad we've met you guys from Remnant!", as she cuddled with Sinon as they were walking.
Yang asks, "So, where are you going to be today?"
"We're just gonna go around for a bit, Leafa's coming out to my place to hang out, places to go, things to do, you know?", planned Sinon, "How about you guys?"
Blake told, "We're heading back to the hotel, maybe stop somewhere if possible. Like maybe the mall, maybe catch a movie, that kind of hobby."
"Your friends are gonna be so thrilled to hear you've made new friends.", Weiss said.
Sinon and Leafa look at each other and said, "We bet they will."
"Maybe someday we'll meet each other again, maybe keep in touch? Wanna be friends on Facebook? Twitter? Instagram? I suppose any of them is good.", suggested Ruby, "Possibly if we have another trip, we could invite you? Maybe Niagara Falls or somewhere like that?"
Leafa perked up, "Definitely, yeah!"
"Yeah, we can go with you when the time comes.", concurred Sinon.
Yang nods, "Consider it settled.", as she, Ruby, Blake and Weiss then parted ways with Sinon and Leafa as team RWBY all greeted and waved tearfully in joy, "Goodbye! We hope to see you again!", as they headed back to the Mandarin Oriental hotel.
"Thank you, team RWBY! We'll keep in touch! Bye!", Sinon and Leafa greeted and waved back as they went off to go around the district for a bit more...
In the present...
EDO ISLAND
5:05 PM
Ruby recounted, "Since that day, we have made a common interest for each other. Keeping in touch, reviewing here and there in our spare time, all that jazz.", as she, Yang, Blake, Weiss, Sinon and Leafa were still walking around Baiken's castle once they remembered the events of them meeting in the Square Enix Cafe in Akihabara and reviewing Leprechaun together.
"We could never forget that time we met you two.", emotionally says Yang to Sinon and Leafa.
Sinon reminiscenced, "We've gone way back since last year. Never been more thrilled for the both of us to join you and the others over at Niagara Falls. You did help us with that jammed suite door, I'm not gonna lie."
"You would've been stuck a bit longer if we weren't there.", Blake compassionately said back to them.
Leafa gratefully said, "I know Sinon is my true love, but I give my thanks to the four of you."
"We'd never be prouder.", Ruby answered.
Sinon said, "Us too."
Asuna and Alice Zuberg then came to the second floor as they saw team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa in the corridor, the two saying, "Guys, dinner is gonna be ready. Who's up for some squid sushi?"
"We do!", team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa interested as the six of them began heading on their way to have dinner.
At this moment, ever since the day they've met, Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss knew that Sinon and Leafa could make very great friends, and that their friendship would last long to stand the test of time.
End of Team RWBY, Sinon and Leafa's Commentary of Leprechaun
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