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Chapter 114: Nova Force EP14
Nova returned home from his small trip. He brought with him a small box. "Great, now all I have to do is hide it." he said.
"Hide what?" Fiona said, surprising him a bit.
"Ah, Fiona! Uh...". He snapped his fingers, erasing her memory from the moment she saw him. "Hey, sweetie."
"Hey, Nova. Wait, what was I doing again? I can't remember. Oh well.". She then left.
"Phew... That was close."
"Okay, what are you hiding from her?" Lillie said, also surprising him. He saw that the rest of the team was there.
"How do you do that?"
"Just tell us what it is." Rita said.
"*sigh* Fine. Just don't tell her.". He opened the small box, revealing a ring, with a rainbow rock on it."
"Is that what I think this is...?" Lillie said.
"Uh huh."
"Oh my god... OhmygodohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD!". The girls started hopping excitedly.
"Where did you get that rock?" Alice said.
"I got it from a planet far away. It took some time to cut it." Nova said.
"Couldn't you just make it appear?" Rita said.
"I believe that doing it myself without using magic would be more meaningful."
"When are you going to propose to her?" Lillie said.
"I don't know yet. But I want this to be memorable."
"Oh my gosh, she's so lucky..." Alice said. "Why haven't you proposed to me yet?"
"Huh? Uh... well, uh..." Rita said.
"Anyway, gotta go now. Bye." Nova said and then left.
"Well? When are you going to propose to me?" Alice said.
"Oh boy..." Rita said.
AT TEAM RWBY'S DORM
Nova appeared in team RWBY'S dorm. He saw them watching something, some of them with wet eyes.
Shin: Take her.
Rihaku: Lord Shin!
Shin: Leave quickly! If Yuria dies, then Raoh won't search for her anymore.
Fudo: Lord Shin. You do that for...
Shin: So long as she leaves. I shall take on the reputation of Yuria's killer. That will suit me fine for settling the score with Kenshiro. One day or another, I or Kenshiro will stand before Yuria. From now till then, make sure she doesn't die.
Fudo: Yes, sir.
Rihaku: What sad disposition.
Fudo: Because of love, he is willing to fight Kenshiro and perish.
"This is so sad..." Ruby said.
"All of this to protect her..." Weiss said.
"Godamnit, I expected a fight and I only got feelings..." Yang said.
"Yeah, it's a very sad scene." Nova said, surprising them. "How's it going?"
"Well, I showed them some scenes from the show." Blake said.
"Don't you have to train for the tournament?"
"We did all morning. The Vytal Tournament is in two weeks." Ruby said.
"Two weeks? It's May. When will you study for the semester?"
"July." Yang said.
"That sucks. Anyway, call the others."
LATER
They all sat down to watch more Nova Force. Nova started the video.
Hell. What a terrible place. Sinners are tortured every day, every hour, EVERY SECOND, by every way possible. But except for the sinful ones, the demons are getting tortured by boredom. Just like the queens, right now. Pristia was doing her job, which is judging souls, more like organising, which she doesn't do oftenly. "Name." she said.
"Billy Smith."
"Billy Smith... hmm, I see multiple murder cases. And, ooh, KKK member. Level 5.". She pulled a lever and a trapdoor opened under the sinner, taking him to level 5.
"Why is she so bored? It doesn't look like a boring job." Nora said.
Then the next one in line came. "Name."
"Mahir Bolat."
"Mahir Bolat, let's see... nothing bad here... Oh, you're a Muslim. Well... oh, a Sunni. Level 2.". She pulled the lever and he fell through the trapdoor.
"Because of a different religion?" Ren said.
"Eh. What can you do?" Nova said.
The next one walked forward. "Name."
"Rebecca Roberson."
"Let's see. Oh, child abuse."
"But I treated my child well!"
"You didn't get it vaccinated, especially in times like these. Which means that you sucked as a parent. Like most Americans. Level 1.". She pulled the lever and she fell through the trapdoor.
"So being anti-vax is a sin." Blake said.
"It seems that the creator has some extreme opinions about things." Weiss said.
The next one walked forward. "This is so boring."
"MISS PRISTIA! MISS PRISTIA!" a voice said. She turned and saw a demon running down the stairs to speak to her. But he made a false step and fell down the stairs. "Oww..."
"Hey, he sounded like Pelo!" Ruby said.
"Godamnit, Sogen. You're like a fucking cartoon. What do you want?"
"Miss Aezielle wants to see you."
"What does that little shit want now?"
She arrived at the throne room, where her sisters were there. "What is it?"
"Want to mess with the Nova Force again?" Aezielle said.
"You made me stop my work for that?!"
"Do you want to return?"
"... Okay, I'm in. What do you have in mind?"
"Great. I decided to check my sphere and look what happens to little Stamatis." They all saw inside the sphere.
"No way..." Rhelnila said.
"That little loser scored..." Pristia said.
"Is this the episode where he loses his virginity?" Nora said.
"And look what happens days later." Aezielle said. They then started laughing.
"Loser." Pristia said.
"He got dumped?" Pyrrha said.
"If something like that happened to me, I would cripple the guy and take one of his eyes as a trophy." Rhelnila said.
"That's too much." Blake said.
"... Anyway, are you thinking what I'm thinking, big sis?" Aezielle said.
"Yes! It's genius! Girls... the time for our master plan is coming soon." Pristia said.
"Yeah! I love slaughtering!" Rhelnila said with excitement.
"We won't do anything, dumbass!"
"Aww..."
"But we need to prepare. And I know what to do."
Episode 14: Love is a bitch. Stamatis' first experience.
"No intro?" Yang said.
It was a lovely day. Let's see how thing are at the new Nova Force manor. Stamatis and Ellen were hanging out at the lounge, while Shizuna and Amélie were about to start an intense game of ping pong. They stared at each other, waiting for the game to start. Amélie serves and the game starts. They were sending the ball back and forth with such strength and speed that it was invisible. But Shizuna made a strong hit, sending the ball crash to the wall, through Amélie's chest. "Yeah! First point's mine!" Shizuna said.
"Imagine if she wasn't made of gum." Blake said.
"Mhm... I guess I have to get serious then." Amélie said, growing 10 more arms, each one of them holding a racket.
"(O_O)... I give up."
They laughed a little.
"Poulette!". She started to make chicken noises. That earned her a punch to the face. Shizuna walked to the lounge upset, with Amélie behind, her face being shoved inside her head because of the punch.
They all laughed.
"She asked for it." Yang said.
"(muffled) Tout le monde est sensible ces jours-ci." she said before her face popped out. They sat beside the rest.
"Anything new yet?"
"So far, two thieves have been stealing mansions for the last two weeks and no one has seen their face yet. And I think we're next." Ellen said.
"You don't need to worry. I have installed the best security system a genius like me could ever create. Our home is safe." Amélie said. Suddenly the doorbell rang.
"Is someone expecting visitors?" Stamatis said.
"I'll open." Ellen said. She went and opened the door. There she saw- "*gasp* Eric!". The guy in front of her was Eric, her boyfriend. His occupation is FBI agent. She was so happy to see him that she jumped to hug him. "What are you doing here?"
"That's her boyfriend?" Pyrrha said.
"Huh. He's nice." Weiss said.
"Well, I have the week off and I thought of taking you and go on a trip." he said.
"Really?"
"Yup. So, I got us to tickets to Brazil."
"Trip to another country and putting criminals behind bars! Two of my favourite things! And Brazil is full of them! I'll go pack!". She quickly went to her room and three seconds later, she came back with two suitcases and wearing a summer outfit. "Sorry I'm late. Bye everyone!". She closed the door and they left. Everyone else was dumbfounded with how this scene moved on.
"That was very fast. What happened?" Yang said.
"... What just happened?" Stamatis said.
"It's been two weeks since we returned and she's leaving again." Shizuna said.
"Well, with her there, the Come to Brazil meme won't have a reason to exist.". The doorbell rang again. "Who is it now?"
"I'll get it.". She walks there and opens the door, seeing- "Takeshi?"
"Oh, that guy again." Ruby said.
"Hi, Shizuna..." he said.
"What are you doing here?"
"Well, I... I came to confess. I love you!"
"What?" Pyrrha said.
"Huh?!"
"Eh?!" Amélie said.
"What did he say?" Stamatis said.
"I realised it the moment you left. I just can't imagine my life without you." Takeshi said.
"Y- you mean it?" Shizuna said.
"Yes. I mean it."
"Oh, Takeshi!"
"Oh, Shizuna!". They shared a kiss and left to I have no idea.
"... Is that how love works?" Ruby said.
"I'm pretty sure it doesn't." Yang said.
"(O_O)... Did he just confess to her?" Stamatis said.
"I'm actually wondering where are they going? Hey, what's wrong?" Amélie said.
"What do you think? I'm jealous."
"... You want a guy to come and confess his love to you?"
"Που να φας τη γλώσσα σου!"
Some of them laughed a little.
"Of course not! It's just... it's just that I'm lonely. I mean, look at me. I have the body of a Greek god, I have super powers, I'm a hero, rich and famous. And I'm still a virgin!"
"None of that matters if you're not interesting." Blake said.
"He seems pretty fun." Ruby said.
"And compared to other anime protagonists, he's more interesting." Yang said.
"You know, despite growing up in France, I never understood that kind of erotic feeling for someone. But the problem is that you don't try to find someone. You're expecting girls to just approach you and ask you out. You must do the first move."
"That's actually a good advice." Pyrrha said.
"Hmm... you're right. I must do the first move. And that's what I'm going to do! Thanks for the advice.". He got up and went to his room.
"It's my job to find smart solutions. Now, where's Tomoko? I have some experiments to do." Stamatis went to his room to change.
BGM: Domino Dance (by Logic System)
We cut outside for an establishing shot of the mansion.
"That's the intro?" Jaune said.
"Weird song choice." Yang said.
Stamatis exited the mansion, wearing a Lacoste shirt and jeans. He looked around him, seeing that it's a nice, shiny day.
"Ας ρίξω μια πρωίνη ματιά. Χα χα χα χα."
"I feel like that's a reference." Jaune said.
"If it is, the it's a really obscure one." Blake said.
LATER
Stamatis was walking down the big streets of New York, looking for the perfect girl. At some point, he finds one. Tall, blonde, sexy. What does he do? He follows her.
They laughed a little.
"That seems a little creepy." Ruby said.
She turns at a corner. When he turns, he sees that she was kissing with another guy. He quickly passes by them without being noticed. "That was a close one."
"He could just beat him up at take her." Nora said.
Later, he sees three girls at a café. He goes and introduces himself to the ladies, but they started yelling at him, swearing and telling him to leave. "Freaking feminists."
Some of them laughed.
"I think he means anti-feminists." Pyrrha said.
Later, he sees a girl waiting at a bus stop. So he sits next to her. She finally notices him. "*gasp* Oh my gosh! The warrior of light!" she said.
"That's me!"
"She looks a bit young." Weiss said.
"What are you doing here mister? Are you taking your child to the stop? Because I don't see him or her. And you look way young to be married."
"... What do you mean?"
"I mean, why would you be at a school bus stop?"
"... School bus?"
"We got a case!" Nora said.
"Oh, here it is!". The bus arrived. "Can I have an autograph before I leave?"
"Sure...". He gives her an autograph, she thanked him and got in the bus.
"Run." Yang said.
"But I... I thought... but she looked... I have to leave now.". And he ran away. He reached Central Park. He saw a girl sitting on a bench. So he tried his luck again. But before he even reaches her, her girlfriend came, they shared a kiss and left. "Ω έλα τώρα! Γιατί;!"
They all laughed.
"Poor guy..."
He left, but weird sounds stopped him. It sounded like... moaning. He walked towards the sound. It was behind a big bush. He took a peak through it and saw a couple having sex.
"Whoa!". She quickly covered Ruby's eyes.
"Don't they have a house?!" Weiss said.
"Already? It's only 9:30." he whispered. Someone poked his shoulder. He turned and saw a police officer. "Uh... well, I won't lie."
They laughed again.
"He should've tried online dating." Yang said.
End of BGM
After that little incident, he walked home defeated. "Why did I even go outside? Who the fuck am I? Chris-chan? I should've made a Tinder profile from the beginning.". But he stopped on his way, when he suddenly heard screams for help. He quickly ran towards the scream. He reached an alleyway, where he saw a thug trying to steal a woman's bag.
"SOMEONE HELP!" she screamed. Without anyone noticing, a figure appeared between them and knocked out the thug. Then he took him and threw him in a trashcan.
"You're welcome, miss."
"Wow! Is it me or the warrior of light saved me?"
"That's me!"
"Thank you so much! How could I ever repay you?"
"You don't have to, miss..."
"Monica. Well, I think I have an idea. How about you take me out to a nice restaurant, cutie~?"
"Huh? Well... sure! Of course! I'd love too!"
"Great. Come pick me up at 9. Here's my address and my number, darling~.". And with that she left.
"Score!"
"Oh my god...". He looked around to see if anyone was around. Coast is clear and he did his ridiculous victory dance.
They laughed a little.
"He's so silly sometimes." Pyrrha said.
LATER THAT NIGHT
"What do you think? Do I look good?". Right now, Stamatis was talking with Ellen through Skype.
"Keep the pants and shoes, but the shirt must go. I don't know, why aren't you asking the others?" Ellen said.
"Because you're the fashion model here. Also Double A is at her lab, creating something and Shizuna... doesn't feel well."
WITH SHIZUNA
"Why... just why...? He was always like that... He always liked something a lot and lose interest hours later... Why did he have to be like that WITH ME TOO?!" Shizuna cried. She was resting her head on Tomoko's lap and she was patting her head.
"He broke up with her?!" Nora said.
"It didn't even last a day!" Weiss said.
"When I see him again, I'll beat THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! AGAIN!". She then continued crying.
They couldn't help but laugh a little.
BACK TO THE PLOT
"For a relationship that lasted only hours, she's crying a lot. Anyways, does that look good?"
"No pattern! You want to look formal. Take the dark blue one.". Stamatis wears the dark blue shirt.
"He looks good in blue." Yang said.
"Perfect! What is that in your hand? Beads?"
"What? I thought it would add something to my character. Ow! How can they play with those and not hurt their fingers?!". Ellen facepalmed.
"It's not that difficult to play with them." Pyrrha said.
"Whatever. I hope your date goes well."
"Thanks. Have fun at Rio!". He ended the call. He took his jacket and keys and went to the garage. He got in his new Corvette and went to take Monica.
DAYS LATER
Stamatis was never happier. He was finally in a relationship. But others weren't that much, for a simple reason. Shizuna and Amélie called him for an intervention. "So, what's the problem?"
"This." Shizuna said, giving him a piece of paper.
"What is that?"
"It's how much you spent for your girlfriend. 30,000 dollars?! That's how much we pay for taxes!"
"He spent that much?!" Jaune said.
"Oh, she's a gold-digger..." Yang said.
"Okay, I understand, but she asked me to buy her stuff and she just couldn't say no. Besides, we have a lot of money."
"Oh my gosh, he's too nice..." Blake said.
"Listen. You know when our mansion blew up, most of our money was burned."
"They did? I thought we had them at the bank!"
"Yeah, until a robbery happened there and Ellen told us to move them to our mansion. Right now, we have only whatever was in our accounts. 20,000,000 dollars. And what we gain from merchandise and other deals are not enough to fill the gap that fast. You must stop spending so much. Now excuse me, I'm going to my lab to find a solution to this." Amélie said and walked away. "Je fais tout ici...".
"Imagine if they go bankrupt." Yang said.
The doorbell suddenly rang.
"Who is it? Ellen returned?"
"No, she said she'll come back in two days." Shizuna said. Stamatis went and opened the door.
"Monica?"
"Hey sweetie. Can I... stay here for a couple of days?" Monica said.
"What happened?"
"Well... my house burned down. I still can't cook."
"Sure, you can stay. It's a mansion, we have plenty of room."
"Oh, thank you so much!"
"No problem. Tomoko!". Then Tomoko comes. "Can you take her luggage to the guest room please?". Tomoko takes a good look at Monica. And glares at her.
"Sure..." Tomoko said, taking her luggage and going there.
"Hmm, that's strange. She's not like that when we have guests. Anyways, come on in."
"I'm wondering if she's more dog than human sometimes." Blake said.
When they entered the lounge, they were greeted by Felix, as he happily ran to them. "Hey, boy! This is Monica. She's going to stay with us for some time.". Felix went and took a sniff of her, like every dog does. He started growling.
"For Tomoko and Felix to don't like her, she's not a nice person." Ruby said.
"I think your dog doesn't like me." Monica said.
"Hey, no stop! Bad Felix. Go somewhere else.". Felix huffed from his nose and left. "First Tomoko, now Felix. Why are they like that?"
Meanwhile, Felix entered Amélie's lab, who just got out of her portal. "Hey buddy. What's wrong?" Amélie said
"Stamatis' girlfriend is here. And she'll stay here for a while." Felix said.
"You don't seem happy about." Amélie said.
"I don't like her."
"Hmm... you usually don't fall out when it comes to people. But then again, she haven't done something to Stamatis, so I wouldn't worry. But still..."
LATER THAT NIGHT
It was 3 AM. Everyone was sleeping. Almost everyone. Monica stayed up all night. "Finally. It's time." she said. She got up and put on a leather jumpsuit.
"What is happening?" Yang said.
"*gasp* She's a burglar!"
She then called a number. "Hey, where are you now?"
"I'm outside."
"Good.". She left the guest room and walked to the main door and opened it, letting her partner come in.
"Didn't they say something about mansion thieves?" Ren said.
"So they've planned everything." Blake said.
"And they used Stamatis to get access." Jaune said.
"I wonder how he'll react." Weiss said.
"I can't believe that actually worked." her partner said.
"Thank god that idiot is a simp. The last target in our schedule and then we go to Vegas."
"You're gonna start gambling again, babe? That's the reason we lost our money last time."
"Shut up. Let's get the money and leave."
"You know the password?"
"That idiot had a note with every password.". They reached the vault. She entered the password and opened it.
"Wait, what about the security?"
"I disabled it before I let you in. Now grab the money and let's go.". They didn't leave anything inside. They put their loot in their truck and left.
THE NEXT MORNING
The sun shined at the Nova Force manor. Stamatis woke up and went to the guest room. "Good morning, baby!... Monica? Where is she?" Stamatis said. He searched the lounge, the kitchen, but still no trace. "She went to the city?". Then he heard a screaming Tomoko running towards him.
"STAMATIS-SAMA! COME QUICK!" she said.
"What happened?!"
"The vault! IT'S EMPTY!"
"EMPTY?! Quick, wake up the others!" They were all outside the vault, except for Amélie, and it was empty.
"They really took everything!" Pyrrha said.
"How did that happen?!" Shizuna said.
"I don't know! Who managed to get in?! *gasp* The mansion thieves! But how?!"
"I'll tell you how.". They turned around and saw Amélie wearing a detective suit. "I know who did it."
"Did she have to wear a detective costume?" Weiss said.
"Why not?" Nora said.
"Why are you dressed as Sherlock Holmes?" Shizuna said.
"Back in Area 51, I was spending my time reading. Lot's of Agatha Christie. And I already solved the case."
"You mean you watched the security footage?" Stamatis said.
"No, because it was turned off. But it's pretty obvious that the mansion thieves did this. And one of them... is Monica."
"She found out pretty quickly." Ren said.
"Well, she is the smartest being in the universe." Jaune said.
"Monica?! No, no, no, that can't be true."
"It is. She found the password, which I told you not to write anywhere."
"It was very long."
"She let her partner in, opened the vault, took everything and left."
"No... that's not possible..."
"Then where is she now?" Shizuna said.
"According to an app I installed to her phone while she was in the bathroom, thanks to Felix' suspicion and instinct, right now... she's in a plane to Las Vegas." Amélie said.
"Then let's go get her! Right, leader?... Stamatis?". He was devastated.
"I was being used all that time..." Stamatis said.
"Aww, I can't see him that sad..." Pyrrha said.
"I think it's worse than Shizuna's relationship." Weiss said.
"Aww, poor guy...". She then hugged him. Everyone hugged him. "I know how it is. But right now, we have other priorities. We must find them and take our money back.
"I'll go. It was my fault in the first place."
"I'll come with you." Amélie said.
"Okay. Let's go."
"What are they going to do to him? Because there's no way he'll just call the cops on them." Yang said.
"Ooh, I smell revenge plan!" Nora said.
HOURS LATER
The two thieves arrived at their destination. They called a cab and took them to Caesar's Pallace. But they didn't notice two people following them. Stamatis and Amélie saw them entering the hotel. "Alright, do we go in now?"
"No, wait until they go to their room.". A couple of minutes passed and they decided to enter the hotel.
"Welcome to Caesar's Palace. May I help you-... the Nova Force here?" the front desk manager said.
"Please keep it down. We're here secretly. A couple just arrived. Both of them had blond hair. Can you tell us in which room they are?" Stamatis said. The manager told them the room. He was going to give them a key, but Stamatis told him that they don't need one. After that, they took the elevator and they reached the floor they wanted. They found the suite, but they stopped when two little boys came and talked to them.
"Wow, it's Stamatis and Amélie from the Nova Force!" one of the boys said.
"That's so cool! What are you doing here?" the other boy said.
"Sorry, kids. No witnesses. And then they kill them." Nova said and started laughing along with the others.
"Hey kids. There are bad guys in this room and we are going to catch them. Now, you kids go, because things will get a little violent, okay?" Amélie said.
"Okay." the boy said and left. The two heroes returned to their business. Amélie, using her index, quietly lockpicked the door. When they entered they saw the two thieves outside the balcony, having a conversation.
"Here we are, darling. We did it." Monica said.
"I have to admit, I had doubts, but we did it. Do you think they'll find us?" her partner said, whose name was Jason.
"Relax. I highly doubt it."
"Yeah, those guys are fucking idiots, they'll neve find you." Stamatis said, scaring them as they turned around. They screamed in surprise before Amélie grabbed them and pinned them to a wall. "So, you thought you could just take our money and leave? Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?"
"Stamatis, sweetie, I can explain-"
"Apapapap! I don't need your excuses. Now, before we call the cops, you're going to give us back our money. But before that... let's have a talk, shall we?" Stamatis said, while cracking his knuckles. The thieves gulped in fear.
"Those guys are dead." Blake said.
"Not only that. He can kill them and no one will question him." Ren said.
LATER
Ellen's time in Brazil were great but full of work. Not that she complained. She dropped the crime activity in Rio by 70%. Right now, she and Eric were on a plane to New York. "Hey, what are you thinking about?" Eric said.
"Shizuna texted me that Stamatis' girlfriend was one of the mansion thieves and they stole our money. But I'm worried about Stamatis. He's insecure and sensitive. How did he take it?" Ellen said.
"His relationship, if you can call that, lasted only 6 days. He probably got over it."
"Maybe...". She then got a message on her phone. She opened it and saw a picture. "Holy crap!". She started laughing.
"What is it?"
"They caught them. And Amélie sent me this.". She showed the picture to Eric.
"Wow... I didn't know thongs could stretch that far."
"Ooh... now that's painful." Yang said.
"Have they given you wedgie before?" Jaune said.
"Of course not. Do you know who you're talking with? I was the one giving wedgies."
"At least he didn't kill them." Ruby said.
THE NEXT DAY
Stamatis was sitting on a bench at Central Park and he was sad. I mean after that, who wouldn't? "*sigh* Last day was a mess. I think I should stop hitting on girls for a while." he said. His train of thought were interrupted when he heard a woman scream.
"QUICK, SOMEONE STOP HIM! HE STOLE MY PURSE!". Stamatis saw the woman screaming and the guy who stole her purse. In a blink of an eye, Stamatis knocked him out. He then returned the purse to the woman.
"Here's your purse, miss."
"Oh thank you so much. But I already have a boyfriend." she said. Stamatis then threw the purse on her face, because of what she said and left.
They all laughed.
"So he couldn't have done it out of kindness?"
"I already have a boyfriend. That's always their answer.". But he wasn't looking in front, so he bumped with someone. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.". The person who he bumped into was a slightly shorter than him girl, wearing glasses, and had long brown hair tied to a ponytail, with blond extensions.
"No, it was my fault, I'm-... Oh my gosh! Stamatis from the Nova Force! Big fan!"
"Oh! It's nice seeing fans."
"Not just a fan. Your biggest fan!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! My biggest dream is to go on a date with you! *gasp* Did I say that loud?! Oh no, I said that out loud!"
"Hey, hey, it's okay. Relax. Take a deep breath.". She relaxes and takes a deep breath. "So, uh... a date you said?"
"Uh huh..." she said, her face totally red.
"Well... how old are you?"
"Yeah, he's gonna stop." Weiss said.
"He's very desperate." Blake said.
"I'm finishing college."
"Then, your dream just came true."
"*big gasp* Really?!"
"Yep. So, what's your name?"
"Lucy. Lucy Jones.". After that, they exchanged numbers, she told him her address and he said that she'll pick her up at 8. Then he left, with a smile on his face.
"Let's hope that this one also won't turn out to be bad." Pyrrha said.
"This is finally happening. You fool. You'll never see it coming." she said, as her eyes turned black and red.
TO BE CONTINUED...
"That poor fool..." Weiss said.
Shitpost Time!
BGM: Je suis bossu (by Ημισκούμπρια)
(It shows shots of Stamatis' voice actor in front of the Eiffel Tower.)
"Is that supposed to be Stamatis?" Jaune said.
"He really looks like him." Pyrrha said.
"Is this a music video?" Yang said.
(And the moment he starts singing, it switches to animation.)
Stamatis: Σου πήρα κινητό να μιλάμε όλη μέρα
Σου πήρα και του βλάχου τη σκαλιστή φλογέρα
Σου `φτιαξα ραχάτ λουκούμ ολάκερο ταψί
Σου πήρα τη φανέλα του Ανθιμου Καψή
Σ' αγόραζα κιλότες και τα κομπινεζόνια
Το πλαστικό το χρήμα για όλα σου τα ψώνια
Ένα γλυκό τιγράκι από το μαχαραγιά
Μα έγινε γατάκι γιατί ξέβαψε η μπογιά
Σε πήγα Αυστραλία να δεις τα καγκουρώ
Σ' αγόρασα στο Μέχικο την κάπα του Ζορό
Σου πήρα ΝΤΟΝΤΟΝ παγωτό σταφίδα με το ρούμι
Σε πήγα και στην Κύπρο και σε τάιζαν χαλούμι
Σου επάνδρωσα ενυδρείο με άγριους καρχαρίες
Ένα υδρομασάζ μικρό με μπαταρίες
Έναν μονόχειρα ληστή, να έχεις για παιχνίδι
Σαράντα φλιτζανάκια με το σήμα του Λουμίδη
(It switches to live action.)
Stamatis: Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
"He's not that bad at singing. At least for that kind of music." Weiss said.
"It's called rap, miss great singer." Yang said.
"At least it has subtitles, so we know what he says." Blake said.
Stamatis: Did I say it good?
(It shows Amélie's voice actress, giving him a thumbs up.)
"Amélie's voice actress?" Ruby said.
"Aww, she's cute." Pyrrha said.
(It switches to animation.)
Stamatis: Σου σκάλισα σε μάρμαρο Απόλλωνα τον Φοίβο
Σου πήρα υγρό καρότο στην πλαζ για να σε τρίβω
Σου έφτιαξα ναό με πλάκες τις Καρύστου
Σου πήρα το καπέλο του Κόμη Μοντεχρίστου
Σου `φτιαξε ο Τζεπέτο το Σκυριανό σαλόνι
Σε πήγα Μονεμβάσια να δούμε το κανόνι
Σ' αγόρασα τους δίσκους του μέγα του Ρασούλη
Και σου `παιζα μπαλάντες του Μπίλι του Καζούλη
Σου πήρα την ρακέτα του βασιλιά του Lear
Παρήγγειλα στον Οβελίξ και σου έφτιαξε μενίρ
Σου πήρα τον ΗΜΙΖ την πρώτη τους την πλάκα
Σου πήρα χαϊμαλιά από πλανόδιους στην Πλάκα
Σου πήρα τα 100 σκυλάκια Δαλματίας
Το ένα το `κανε σκουφί ένας εγκληματίας
Το `πα το `κανα σε έψαξα σε βρήκα
Σε πλήρωσα χρυσάφι και ας μην είχες προίκα
(It switches to live action.)
Stamatis: Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
"And what he hasn't done for her. He's the simp." Yang said.
(It switches to animation.)
Stamatis: Σου έδινα φιλάκια μάτσα μούτσα ματς
Εκβίασα τον Πρύτανη για να σου μάθει σκρατς
Σ' έμαθα να κάνεις του Μπόζο την γκριμάτσα
Σου έμαθα σε Μεξικάνικους ρυθμούς το "κουκαράτσα"
Σου βρήκα του Ιάσονα χρυσόμαλλο το δέρας
Σου τραγούδαγα ισπανικά γλυκά σαν το Μπαντέρας
Σου πήρα αυτοκόλλητα χαρτάκια τα Pannini
Σου πήρα το βιολί του Νίκου Παγκανίνι
Σου πήρα Ανναμπέλ το "Ένα πρωινό"
Κείνο το καλοκαίρι με Λάκη Κομνηνό
Σου πήρα τα πλοκάμια του Dr Octapus
Αφρόλουτρο παπάκι όταν θα κάνεις ντους
Σου βρήκα το σπανιότατο τσαντάκι του Sport Billy
Σου πήρα Μάγια μέλισσα σου πήρα και το Βίλλυ
Σου έσκαψα ορυχείο με φλέβα από λιγνίτη
Μα τώρα παίζω τη λατέρνα σαν τον Αυλωνίτη
(It switches to live action.)
Stamatis: Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
Έδωσα τα πάντα για σένανε μαντάμ
Και τώρα je suis bossu de clos de Notre Dame
Amélie: Quand le soleil cachera son visage
Quand le corbeau deviendra blanc
Et la neige deviendra noir
Alors ma beauté tu sortiras de ma mémoire
Peut être il sera temps pour moi d'apprendre le chinois
Et d'engraisser en mangeant du chocolat
L'amour
[Outro]
"They should do more of these music videos." Yang said.
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