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Wiggler's Farm Alternate Take
"Alright, so that's taken care of." Bowser dusted his hands off. "So, about that Banzai Bill…"
"Banzai Bill? What Banzai Bill?"
"Huh? What are you talking about? A deal's a deal… so where is it?"
"FOUND IT!" Sora called out as he jumped out. "It's… a lot bigger than I thought it'd be."
"What, you thought Banzai Bills were small?" Bowser chuckled.
"Weeeell…" Sora used Magnega to help Donald and Goofy get it out… but it wasn't a Banzai Bill that came out.
It was a King Bill.
"HUH?! WHAT'S A KING BILL DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!" Bowser yelled.
"That's a King Bill?! I thought that was a really big Banzai Bill!" Wiggler exclaimed.
"You know what… this is better!" Bowser picked up the King Bill like it was nothing. "Come on, let's go."
"WAIT!" Wiggler yelled. "You didn't take full responsibility! YOU MUST PAY WITH-"
"Buddy. He's holding a gigantic missile in his hands. He can probably crush you with it." Kyoko said.
"Yeah! It's about ten times your size. You really wanna tussle?" Bowser smirked.
Wiggler sweatdropped. "…On second thought, I think I hear my organic brownies finishing up. Later!" He said and then hopped into the hole.
"Bwahaha! Too easy. Let's go." Bowser said and walked off.
One beat up Durmite later…
"HOLY MOLY!" Paraplonk yelled. "That's gonna do some damage!"
"Heheheh… I know!" Bowser smirked.
"I… don't think that's gonna fit into the Bill Blaster." Sergeant Guy said.
"Oh come on, what's the worst that can happen?" Goomp said as they loaded it up, but found it was unable to get in, so Bowser did the only thing he could… squeeze and shove it in there.
"I… have really bad feelings about this." Aoi said, backing away slowly.
"Bowser, I think we oughta abort this mission." Kyoko sweatdropped, looking a bit nervous.
"Oh please! You worry too much." Bowser said. "FIRE!"
"FIRE!" Paraplonk yelled as they lit it up and the Bill Blaster let out a boom… but it was a more muffled boom as the King Bill wasn't going anywhere.
"Huh?" Bowser wondered. "How come it didn't launch?"
"I think maybe it's because you stuffed it inside!" Mythra said.
"Uh… guys? Why is the Bill Blaster shaking?" Pyra asked.
"Uh oh…" Aoi paled. "I think we oughta RUN!" She yelled as everyone quickly bolted out of there, except for Bowser.
"Nah, it's working. It's probably just a very old Bill Blas-"
At Bowser's Castle…
Midbus sat on the throne, enjoying some salad when all of a sudden, the castle started to shake violently. "Hmm? Why is the castle moving?"
"Lord Midbus! There is a mushroom cloud hovering over Dimble Wood!" A Goomba exclaimed.
"Huh… eh, not my problem."
At Dimble Wood…
Everyone peeked out of their hiding spots as several trees were blown out as Bowser was covered in soot, blinking a few times and was in a massive crater. "-Ter…" He groaned before falling on his back.
"Well, that could've gone better." Kyoko said as they walked over toward the KO'd Koopa King.
"HA!" Wiggler laughed from a distance. "That's what he gets for not having responsibility!" He said smugly and then walked off.
Stick Weapon
Xion walked around the woods, casually humming to herself when she spotted a stick on the ground. "Hmm?" She wondered and then picked it up. She curiously examined it while remembering what happened on a mission with her and Roxas.
"So you gave me your own Keyblade… how are you gonna fight?"
"Oh…" Roxas knelt down and picked up a stick with a grin. "I'll improvise!"
Xion sweatdropped. "Roxas, that's a stick."
"Yeah, I know."
"How are you going to even defend yourself? It's not the most efficient weapon out there… if you can even call it one!"
"Like I said, I'll improvise."
Xion chuckled. "And improvise, he did." She said as shifted eyes both ways before she swung the stick around like a regular weapon. "Hah! Rah! Yah!" She yelled as a Shadow popped up from the ground to see what she was doing.
Xion turned to the Shadow. I must be out of my mind… then again, it's just a Shadow. She thought as she quickly attacked the small Heartless with the stick. While it didn't do much damage, it was enough to make it flinch as she kept at it, wailing at it repeatedly until it was eventually taken out.
"Hah… hah…" She panted before giggling. "That was kinda fun."
"See? I told you it was efficient."
"Wah!" Xion yelped in surprise as she turned to see Roxas standing there. "R-Roxas! How… how much did you see?"
"All of it." He said smugly.
Xion let out a groan, blushing in embarrassment. "Admit it, it's efficient."
"It's… something." Xion said, tossing the stick away. "Don't tell Lea. He'll never let me hear the end of it." She said and walked off.
"Oh don't worry… the secret is safe with me." He said, glancing up at a tree and giving the thumbs up as Lea, sitting on a tree branch with a video camera, returned the thumbs up.
"Heh… oh, I'm gonna have fun with this." He chuckled.
Illusion
Summer walked over to Ruby, who was busy staring at the clouds. "There you are, I was looking all over for you." She said as she sat down next to Ruby. "So, what are you looking at?
Ruby said nothing, but instead kept looking at the clouds. "Hello? Honey?" Summer wondered, waving her hand in front of her. "Hey, I'm talking to you. HEY!" She yelled, shaking her when suddenly, she transformed into Scarlet.
"Scarlet?!" Summer said in surprise.
"Roark!" The Zoroark grinned and then took off running, then she heard giggling from a bush as Ruby poked her head out.
"Gotcha!"
Summer chuckled. "Oh Ruby, you clever girl…" She said while shaking her head.
When In Doubt, Mirror!
Kirby was knocked back a few feet but recovered. "Poyo!"
"It feels kinda weird to fight such a little guy…" Sheele said. "But you're such a fighter, it's impressive!"
"Poyo poyo!" Kirby smiled, glancing over at a Simirror curiously coming by and then quickly sucked him up to become Mirror Kirby. "Poyo!"
"Aww, cute hat!" Sheele smiled. "It won't do you any good though." She said and rushed at him, readying her scissor blade. Forgive me, little buddy… She thought. "EXTASE!"
"Poyo!" Kirby exclaimed, swinging his wand down and conjuring up mirrors, to which Extase was mirrored back at Sheele.
"AAAACK!" She yelped, wincing and opening her eyes a second later… where everything was blurry and seeing spots. Agh… so that's how it feels… and I even have my glasses on too! She thought as Kirby ran closer to her. Since when was there two of him?
"Hiyah!" Kirby yelled, knocking her down with a fiery Hammer Flip.
"OOOOF!" Sheele yelled, falling on her back with a groan. She opened her eyes a minute later to see Kirby handing her a Maxim Tomato.
"Poyo poyo." Kirby smiled.
"You used my own semblance against me… I never thought it was possible." She said and then smiled. "I'm not even mad. Come here, you!" She said, roping Kirby into a smothering hug.
"Mmmph! Mmmph!" Kirby wiggled his way out of her chest, then he let out a cute smile. "Poyo!"
Poyo indeed, Kirby. Poyo indeed.