At Winterfell, the northern lords were holding a feast to celebrate their victory over the White Walkers.
Lyanna Mormont was giving a toast. "To Alayne Stone, who killed the Night King and stopped the White Walkers dead in their tracks!" she said, raising her glass to Sansa.
At that very moment, miles away in King's Landing, Stewie zapped Bertram with the memory gun, destroying Bill.
With Bill gone, everyone's true memories suddenly came crashing back to them. Lyanna set her glass back down on the table and stared at Sansa. "I just remembered. Your name's not really Alayne Stone. It's Sansa Stark! And your sister is Arya Stark. It was your family who always ruled Winterfell, not the Griffins. You are the true queen in the north!"
"The queen in the north! The queen in the north!" the others in the hall chanted.
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With the defeat of Bill, the remaining Hench Maniacs disappeared, but King's Landing was still burning.
Sandor Clegane had been fighting the creature that looked like a lava lamp when his opponent suddenly vanished. The Hound looked around. All the monsters had vanished. He couldn't see any enemies left to fight at all. The battle was over.
Then he looked up and saw a familiar silhouette in the upstairs window of a burning house. In all the seven kingdoms, there was only one man that big. It had to be his brother.
Sandor smiled. It seemed the battle wasn't quite over yet.
He started to approach the house. Just as he was about to enter, Lois Griffin came running up to him. "What are ya doin'?" she cried. "That buildin' is on fire!"
"Leave me be!" the Hound snarled. "I've got a score to settle with my brother!"
"If your brother's in there, he's doomed anyway," Lois said, trying to reason with him.
"I always promised myself I'd be the one to kill Gregor," said the Hound. "I won't let anyone or anything do it for me!" Despite his fear of fire, he dashed inside before Lois could stop him.
He ran up the stairs and into the room where he had glimpsed his brother's shadow. Sure enough, there stood Gregor Clegane, in full body armor.
"Hello, big brother," the Hound said. "You're goin' down."
Gregor made no reply.
"Don't you have anythin' to say?" the Hound asked, irritated.
Still Gregor said nothing.
"No last words? That's all right. Time for you to die!" And he ran at his brother, with a sword in his hand.
Gregor took out his own sword and they started to fight, even as the house they were in was blazing around them.
Finally, Sandor managed to stab Gregor in the stomach, but even that didn't slow him down. Gregor pulled his brother's blade out of his stomach and threw it across the room. Then he picked up the Hound and threw him across the room too.
The Hound cursed. "Seven bloody buggerin' hells, why won't you just lie down and fuckin' die already?" he screamed.
Gregor remained silent.
The Hound got to his feet, rage in his eyes. "Say somethin', damn you!"
He picked up his sword and ran at Gregor again. This time he managed to hit Gregor's helmet, knocking it off.
When he saw what was beneath the helmet, the Hound froze, for the face he was looking into was not the face of his brother!
The truth was, Gregor Clegane really had died from the wounds Oberyn Martell had given him. Qyburn had cut off his head and replaced it with one of the severed dwarf heads that had been presented to Joffrey. So, the Hound had just thrown his life away for nothing.
And just as he realized this, the ceiling gave way, and a burning roof timber fell on top of him, finishing him off for good.
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A few blocks away, Dany, Brian, Stewie and Meg were walking down the street. Meg was carrying Stewie.
They came upon Martin the Warrior, who was sobbing and holding a dead body in his arms. It was Rose.
"Oh, Martin, what happened?" Dany said.
Martin looked up at her. "Those giant eye bats killed her! I tried to protect her, but I failed! I'm not a true warrior."
"Don't say that, Martin," said Dany. "You're the truest warrior I know. I wouldn't have gotten very far without your help."
Martin sniffed. "But I loved her, and I never got to tell her."
"I know how you feel, Martin," said Brian, thinking of Ygritte. "I once lost someone I loved too."
"I'm sure wherever Rose is now, she's looking down on you," said Dany. "If she didn't know how much you loved her before, she certainly knows now."
"And if it makes you feel any better, all those monsters are gone for good now," Stewie added.
Martin thought about it. It didn't make him feel better. He wished just once, there'd be a story where he and Rose got a happy ending.