Good evening. It is with great sadness that I report that this fic is at an end. No more updates, no movie arcs, no more action. If you scroll down to the bottom you will find out why.
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"APRIL FOOLS!" Control Freak, X, Deadpool and Charlemagne shouted, jumping into the white space of the screen.
"Fooled you, fooled you! We're not done yet!" X laughed laughed his but off as he fell onto the white ground and literally rolled around in laughter. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"So how many people had a heart attack when they thought the author was actually cancelling?" Deadpool wondered.
"If we're lucky, they all went 'finally, we can end this wreck of a series'." Charlemagne rolled his eyes. "Would certainly kill Ragnarnk and maybe Carlos will finally die a miserable Klondike Bar-less death. Honestly the author of that sewage pile is taking longer to update his second story than it took to release the Synder Cut."
"Yeah well we ain't anywhere near done boys and girls!" Control Freak grinned, wringing his hands together sinisterly. "But you always need to take a little time off to enjoy the little things in life: like screwing with your readers once in a while to keep things fresh."
"So stay tuned everyone, and watch as I: X the Eliminator, take the stage! Finally!" X cackled maniacally.
"Riiiight." Deadpool drawled. "Because everyone really wants to waste the bandwidth to watch you face off with the Power of Attorney."
"Oh yeah, well it's a lot funnier than that meathead Ryan Reynolds or any other hack out of Canada belt out bad humour!" X defended, causing both Deadpool and Charlemagne to freeze up.
"You..." Deadpool began.
"Shut..." Charlemagne cracked his knuckles.
"Your..." They both turned and drew back a fist. "TRASH MOUTH!"
THWACK-THWACK!
"Remember, kids," Control Freak inched away from the fight. "Mind your manners, don't be a dick and especially don't be a dick to Ryan Reynolds. If you want someone to be a dick to: do it to Michael Bay for the Transformers films, or Warner Bros' president for the Josstice League or even Kathleen Kennedy and her 'high as heck Republic' dreck. Eh...think I lost the point. Oh right! Only be a dick to acceptable targets!"