Night School Trailer
After Nanny Glynda managed to wake Roman up, everyone got ready to see the next trailer, some were more excited than others. Bill started the trailer and teleported back to his seat, knowing that everyone would enjoy this universe.
"I wonder what it'll be about." Vernal voiced out.
"Hopefully it won't gruesome." Oscar stated as he remembered Mortal Kombat.
"In any case, I'm ready!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Me too!" Nora cheered.
The trailer started by showing multiple pictures of Jaune in frames that said 'Employee of The Month'. The camera scrolled through the wide array of pictures until it stopped at a corridor where Jaune walked out of.
"Not even ten seconds in and you're already the face of this universe vomit-boy." Yang teased.
Jaune chuckled "Guess I always have a story to tell."
Coco pouted and muttered "Lucky."
"I swear Arc is becoming the poster child for the Multiverse." Mercury said in a jealous tone.
Emerald noticed that and smirked "Someone's jealous."
"Jealous!? Of him!? Please!" Mercury shouted.
"He is totally jealous." Militia said.
"Guess he can't handle someone being better than him." Melanie said.
"Quiet you two, you're making him mad." Cinder teased.
Mercury's face was now red with anger and he looked ready to go and beat Jaune up.
"This is the grill for you." Jaune said as he was showcasing a BBQ grill to a family, he walked over to it and leaned on it "I call it the Ozpin."
"The what?" Ozpin asked.
"Why would you call it that?" Saphron asked her brother.
Jaune shrugged as he had no idea.
"So you're a salesman this time, lame." Ruby said.
"Seeing this Jaune does make feel underwhelmed." Ren commented.
"But if you count all the Jaune's we've see then seeing some of them would make you feel overwhelmed." Pyrrha argued.
"Ren's underwhelmed, Pyrrha's overwhelmed, why can't anyone just be whelmed?" Yang questioned.
"I don't think that's possible." Blake said.
Yang shrugged "You never know."
Jaune was shown talking to another customer as they looked at another grill.
"Como ste Amos me almo." Jaune said.
(I'm sorry, I totally butchered that.)
"What language was that?" Oobleck asked.
"Beats me." Sun said with a shrug.
Another customer was shown nodding in approval "The pit-bull."
"Kid knows how to sell I'll give him that." Qrow said.
"He knows what customers want, not bad." Junior said.
"I call this the big black machine." Jaune said as he gestured to another grill while he was talking to an old lady.
The old lady's eyes widened and she yelped in approval as Jaune chuckled.
Some snickered at this while others like Oscar and Ruby remained oblivious.
"Granny likes to play." Emerald commented with a smirk.
A cool car was shown being driven down a highway road and in the car was Jaune and Pyrrha as they nodded to the beat they were listening to in the car.
"Pyrrha you are the best thing that ever happened to me." Jaune stated.
Pyrrha and Jaune blushed at what was said while some smirked but Saphron had a big grin on her face when she heard it. It took a while but she finally figured it out, now all she had to do was get them together.
'Easier said than done.' Saphron thought.
Jaune felt a tap on his shoulder and saw Qrow smirking at him.
"Three more times." Qrow reminded and Jaune gulped in nervousness.
Velvet sighed and as she was thinking about giving up on this hopeless crush of hers.
The scene changed to show Jaune nervously pulling a rope, large cloths behind him fell to the ground and revealed a bright sign. Jaune got down to one knee as the signs said 'MARRY ME PYRRHA?'.
"Oh my God." Pyrrha said in surprise.
Most of the cast cooed at the romance while some were disgusted.
"Jaune that is so romantic." Pyrrha said.
"Uh…that's not me-" Jaune tried to say but Pyrrha shushed him.
"Shhhh, let me enjoy this." Pyrrha said.
"Oh those two definitely belong together." Saphron said with a smirk.
"You're telling me." Yang said.
"Sadly Jaune doesn't see it." Ruby said with a sigh.
"He's that bad?" Vernal asked.
"Yes." Most of the theater said but Jaune was too busy talking to Pyrrha to hear them.
"Man! How come Arc always gets the girls." Sun said with a frown.
"I don't know man, I don't know." Neptune replied.
"Just lucky I guess." Scarlet commented.
Jaune opened a bottle of champagne and the cap popped off and flew to a nearby gas canister, the cap hit the canisters fuel pup and knocked it off, releasing the gas into the air.
"Uh oh…" Ruby muttered.
"It's okay as long as he doesn't light any fires then nothing bad will happen." Weiss said.
"Something bad is definitely going to happen." Nora said with a smirk.
The two happily shared a glass of champagne but Pyrrha sniffed the air.
"Do you smell gas?" Pyrrha asked
"A little bit…came out but I was nervous, that's just a quick one." Jaune awkwardly explained.
"Ok, um…no that's not…um…" Pyrrha tried to say.
Most laughed while Saphron face palmed at her idiotic brother's tendency's.
"Why would you say that Jauney." Saphron groaned.
"Idiot farted when he proposed." Cardin barked as he laughed.
"Hey leave him alone!" Ruby shouted.
"Yeah! I don't see you with a girl in any of these things!" Yang shouted.
Cardin growled in anger while some laughed at him.
The store they were in blew up and Jaune was sent flying into the air screaming.
Multiple gasps were heard throughout the theater.
"Awesome!" Nora and Yang shouted.
Pyrrha was shown looking up with her jaw dropped as Jaune crashed onto his car.
"OH! "Most of the theater shouted as they cringed.
"Ahh!" Jaune groaned as Pyrrha ran to him "I got thirteen degree burns on my ass!"
Everyone burst out laughing even Jaune, he now knows not to be embarrassed about some things and just enjoy the joke with everyone else.
"I'm gonna use that the next time I walk away from an explosion." Qrow said.
"Me too!" Yang shouted.
"Me three!" Nora shouted as well.
"He does know that he's gonna lose his job after that right?" Weiss asked as she giggled.
"Oh yeah he's definitely fired." Coco said with a smirk.
It was the next day and the BBQ store was a complete wreck, cops and firemen surrounded the area. The scene changed to show Jaune and Ren walking together through an office building.
"You're the best salesman I've ever seen; I can see you being a stock broker like me." Ren said.
"A stock broker?" Ren questioned as the laughter died down.
"That's so boring." Nora groaned.
"I guess this universe has a sense of normalcy." Velvet commented.
"Lame." Ruby stated.
"You said it sis." Yang agreed.
"Could you get me a job?" Jaune asked.
"I wish I could but my bosses won't let me hire a dropout." Ren said.
"DROPOUT!?" Some of the adults, the teachers, and the Beacon students exclaimed.
"You dropped out of Beacon!?" Saphron shouted.
"Why!?" Ruby questioned.
"I don't know but I know that I wouldn't dropout." Jaune said.
"Still Jaune…" Pyrrha said.
"It's alright." Ozpin announced.
"What?" Almost everyone questioned.
"We've seen different versions of ourselves with different lives, Jaune Arc dropping out could've been one of them." Ozpin explained.
"I guess you're right." Glynda muttered.
"Though one question remains." Ozpin said as he looked directly at Jaune "Do you still want to become a Huntsmen, Mr. Arc?"
Jaune nodded with a determined look "More than anything."
Ozpin nodded with a smile and continued to watch the trailer with everyone else.
"Look at Qrow Branwen." Jaune said.
"He dropped out of Beacon, you dropped out of Signal Academy." Ren stated.
Some jaw dropped at the recent information.
"That low huh?" Roman asked.
"Jaune I am very disappointed." Saphron said.
"Not me remember." Jaune reminded.
Raven slapped Qrow on the back of his head.
"OW!" Qrow shouted.
"I knew you were an idiot but dropping out of Beacon is just pathetic." Raven said.
"If Arc knows about me then I must be important somehow." Qrow defended.
"That's not the point!" Raven argued.
Jaune was shown walking into Signal Academy and looking around.
"Man I miss that place." Ruby said with a wistful sigh.
"How about we visit them once in a while?" Yang asked and Ruby nodded with a smile.
"I was a couple credits shy of graduating." Jaune said as he sat across Cardin "I gotta get my GED."
"I'm the principle of this school and I can do whatever I want." Cardin stated "You're in ma house."
"Did that idiot just use a black voice?" Emerald asked.
"Looks like it." Mercury said.
Cardin smirked at the power he had over…a highschool.
"Are you using a black voice?" Jaune asked.
"No I don't hear color." Cardin said.
Most face palmed at the idiocy that is Cardin Winchester.
"Why did you bring him here?" God Raven asked with a groan.
"I needed to fill the seats." Bill answered with a sigh.
The scene changed to show Jaune with a backpack, standing in front of Signal at night.
Then the scene changed to show Jaune in a classroom with other people and a woman with black hair standing in front.
"Alright let's do some introduction." The woman said in an all too familiar voice.
"Is that?" Qrow asked.
"No…" Vernal said with a gasp as Raven began freaking out.
"My name is Raven." Raven said as her face was revealed.
Some burst out laughing while some were shocked.
"No!!" Raven shouted.
"My mom's a teacher!?" Yang exclaimed in shock.
Qrow burst out laughing, to the point that he fell to the floor and was failing to breathe.
"This might be the best thing that ever happened!" Adam shouted as he laughed.
"I'm sorry Raven but you have no teaching experience whatsoever." Glynda said.
"Yeah! I don't really want to be a teacher and teach some snot nosed brats, okay!" Raven angrily shouted.
"Hey! I take offence to that!" Ruby exclaimed.
"I'm here to make a little extra cash." Raven continued as Jaune was shown then Sun then Roman in an orange prison uniform on a T.V
The people I question jaw dropped in shock while some laughed at them, Cinder was currently laughing at Roman the hardest.
"You got caught! What a rookie mistake!" Cinder mocked.
Roman growled.
"So what? You flunked out too." Neptune asked.
"I hope not." Sun said.
"It's either that or you're really dumb." Vernal said.
"I must've dropped out." Sun said with a grin as Vernal rolled her eyes.
"So I can afford this warrant that I got." Raven continued as Yang was shown taking a selfie "But that's none of your business." She said as Neptune dumbly nodded.
"Looks like you're on the same boat I'm on." Sun teased with a smirk as Neptune looked down in depression.
"Yang did you dropout too?!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Well I hope not!" Yang shouted.
"Welcome to Night School." Raven finished.
"Ohh, Night School sounds so much better than I thought it was." Nora said.
"What did you think it was?" Pyrrha asked.
"Dropout School."
Pyrrha and Ren sweat dropped.
Jaune was shown walking with Raven through the halls as Raven pushed a cart filled with books and Jaune held a large text book in hand.
"This book is kinda thick." Jaune commented as he looked at the book then back at Raven. "I thought it would be more like a leaflet."
Jaune was shown stressing over difficult math equations from the textbook and he was shown slapping himself to stay awake.
"Really Jaune?" Ruby asked.
Jaune groaned "Why would I be expecting something other than a textbook."
"So even in Night School you have to do that much work?" Nora asked.
"It is to better your future." Ozpin said with a smirk.
"Thank Oum I graduated." Qrow said.
"Surprisingly." Winter drawled out as she rolled her eyes.
"School is still as grueling as ever I see." Summer said.
Amber sighed "God I hated that hellhole."
"If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class." Raven stated as she began walking away from Jaune.
"Just, no! I'm gonna do the work, you'll see." Jaune stated.
"We'll see." Raven said.
"Yes we will." Jaune retorted.
"Great."
"Superb."
"Excellent!"
"Good!"
"Mm-hmm."
"HGRH-HM"
"Psh!"
"Prsh!"
"Pth!"
"Pth!"
"Pthrr!"
"Pssss-ahh-psgarhagh!"
"Yeah!"
There was a moment of silence and a lot of jaws were dropped at the sheer ridiculousness. That moment of silence was soon replaced by boisterous tear-jerking laughter. Yang, Ruby, Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Mercury and Roman were all on the floor.
"Oh my God!!!" Weiss screamed as she laughed to the point of tears flowing down her face.
"I can't-I can't…. breathe." Raven said.
"Damn it, if that wasn't funny!!!!" Roman shouted as he laughed.
"Oh, I needed that!" Salem laughed.
It took a full ten minutes for everyone to finally quiet down, some have never even laughed that hard before and for some it's been a long time.
JAUNE ARC
Pyrrha was shown on the phone "You're gonna be a financial analyst?"
Jaune was shown driving his still broken car "I am, I'm gonna start immediately."
Jaune was shown reluctantly approaching a fast food chicken restaurant called 'CHRISTIAN CHICKEN'
They continued to laugh at the constant ridiculousness.
"'Holy' moly Jaune, you shouldn't lie to your fiancé." Yang said with a smirk.
Jaune face palmed and groaned "Please stop."
"I Cockle-doodle-don't know what you mean." Yang continued.
"Well the laughter was fun while it lasted." Blake said with a sigh.
"Ha! Cockle-doodle-don't!" Raven shouted as she laughed.
"I've been waiting on the lord to bring me a skinny-mgilly like you who can fill this out." Taiyang said as he gestured to Jaune then a large chicken costume.
"Oh no…" Emerald said with a smirk
"So much for being a financial analyst." Cinder stated.
"Skinny-mgilly? Taiyang asked.
"Am I really that skinny?" Jaune asked as he felt self-conscious.
Jaune was shown in a chicken costume spinning a giant arrow sign.
"Come and get your chicken from the Lord!" Jaune announced.
And once again the laughter started but this time Jaune wasn't laughing because he was superbly embarrassed.
"Just when I thought you couldn't be more of a loser Arc!" Cardin shouted as he laughed.
Jaune growled "The only loser I see here is you!"
Cardin stopped laughing and narrowed his eyes at the young Arc "What was that?"
"Go Jaune." Saphron whispered.
"You keep making fun of me and call me a loser but I'm not the one who's sitting all alone."
"I'm not alone."
"Yeah you are, even the literal criminals don't wanna hang out with you."
"He's not wrong." Emerald said.
"Yeah sorry but you just rub me the wrong way." Roman said.
Cardin glared at Jaune and angrily shouted "What do you know?!"
"I may not be the strongest or fastest or coolest person around but at least I know that I'm better than you." Jaune stated.
Multiple cheers were heard throughout the theater and Cardin couldn't take it anymore.
"ARC!!" Cardin shouted as he jumped at Jaune but before he could do anything, Bill snapped his fingers and Cardin was gone.
Amber gasped "Where'd he go?"
"He'll be fine." Bill said as he rolled his eye.
"Where'd you send him?" God Raven asked.
Bill giggled "A place where he can learn."
RAVEN BRANWEN
"You take that test." Raven said as she took off her belt and held it in front of Jaune "Or I'll tenderize your ass!"
"I rebuke you!" Jaune stated as he took out a cross.
Raven and Cardin looked at each other then back at Jaune.
"He shouldn't have done that." Yang said with a smirk.
"Take this damn suit off!" Raven shouted as she spanked Jaune with her belt as he screamed in pain.
Everyone laughed once again, this would definitely be one of their favorite trailers.
"I take it back, teaching would be fun." Raven said as she chuckled.
"Mom please don't ever become a teacher." Yang said in a fearful tone.
"But it would! And besides, if you're bad then I get to discipline you." Raven said.
"You can discipline me whenever you want." Mercury whispered with a smirk.
"Heard that you perv!" Raven angrily shouted.
Raven was shown standing in front of her class again.
"Are you trying to get your GED?" Raven asked as Jaune was shown screaming as his car reversed at extreme speeds, the car crashed into a pole.
Roman actually shed a tear for the poor vehicle, Junior felt the money burn with the car.
"It was so young." Roman said.
"It will always be remembered." Junior said.
"Are you trying to get your GED!?" Raven chanted and the class answered with a resounding 'Yes!'
Glynda was slightly impressed "Not bad Branwen."
"You can get out of my way bitch." Raven said as she pushed the guy in front of her out of the way.
Jaune was shown dancing with the class then Raven was shown showing Jaune up as she danced in front of him then multiple different clips were shown on screen.
"You know, when I see this it makes dropping out not seem that bad." Taiyang said.
"So does that mean I can do it?" Ruby asked with a big smile.
"No." Summer answered.
Ruby deflated "Aww."
"My suspicions were correct." Raven said as Jaune was shown writing on the board.
When he was done, it was revealed to be a donkey getting banged by a frog.
"Boom!" Jaune shouted triumphantly.
"You're clinically dumb." Raven stated as Jaune began freaking out.
By now, it was becoming increasingly harder for everyone to hold in their laughs.
"There is no cure for what you have." Raven said.
"Oh my God! I got learning herpes!" Jaune said mournfully "I got the gift that keep on giving."
Raven laughed "Boy."
NIGHT SCHOOL
Again, everyone laughed at the pure and utter ridiculousness of the universe while some were red in embarrassment.
"Jaune Arc is a legend." Sun said.
"All hail." Neptune said.
The two laughed harder while some rolled their eyes at their dumb jokes.
Jaune, Raven and Cardin were shown standing in the halls.
"You did the black voice thing with him?" Raven asked Cardin as she pointed at Jaune.
"It's not a black voice, not a black voice." Cardin denied.
"You don't remember when you was in that meeting and you was like 'We gon' get it lit up in here, this meeting lit.'" Raven imitated
Jaune raised an eyebrow at him.
"It was very lit." Cardin defended
"I keep it one hundred!"
"When have I eva not kep it one hunded?" Cardin imitated.
Raven rose an eyebrow this time "Hm."
Bill floated to the front and looked at all the smiling faces and a few laughers.
"You guys must've enjoyed this one." Bill assumed.
"Heck yeah!" Ruby shouted.
"I don't think I'll ever laugh like that again." Blake said.
"You'd be surprised." Bill said as he flipped his remote "You ready for the next one?"
"Yeah, quick question: where'd you send Cardin?" Jaune asked.
"You actually care?" Yang asked.
"I just wanna know."
Bill laughed "I sent him somewhere where he can actually learn something."