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RAW: 16/3/2009
Monday Night RAW was live at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, it had been an incredibly eventful night. Right off the bat King and Cole announced the Main Event, a non-title match between John Cena and World Heavyweight Champion Edge, with General Manager Vickie Guerrero as the Special Guest Referee. But before that could happen, the first match of the night went underway. San Antonio's own Shawn Michaels teamed up with his WrestleMania Opponent the Undertaker to face JBL and Vladimir Kozlov two men who had also been vying to face Undertaker at Mania. The match ended when Michaels blind-tagged himself in when the Undertaker was going for a Chokeslam, then hit Sweet Chin Music on Layfield for the win. Michaels immediately had to dodge a big boot from Undertaker, then fled the ring and ran to the back with the Undertaker chasing him. Having successfully chased Michaels backstage, Undertaker turned around to acknowledge the fans, but then Shawn Michaels came from the behind AND HIT SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON UNDERTAKER! Undertaker went rolling down the ramp and HBK stood over the fallen Phenom much to the delight of his hometown crowd. Michaels had just proved without a shadow of a doubt that he was ready to face the Undertaker.
The night's events continued when Edge – who appeared to have regained a bit of his sanity now that he had regained his title – confronted his wife. A seemingly level-headed Edge said that he forgave Vickie, and Vickie told him that Big Show had forced himself on her because he was 'big'. Edge said he understood why Big Show did what he did, he was using Vickie to get into the Main Event of WrestleMania, Edge could understand that, and deep down he could respect it. The person Edge blamed for the whole thing was his opponent for later tonight, JOHN CENA. Ignorance is bliss, and if John Cena hadn't shown that video, Edge would've been happy not knowing about his wife's affair. Vickie comforted Edge and told him that if Cena laid a hand on her in tonight's Main Event, he would be out of the title match at WrestleMania. Cena had his hands full tonight, Edge wasn't known as the Ultimate Opportunist because he played by the rules, he'd take every short cut he could to beat down Cena tonight. And there was no way that Vickie Guerrero would call the match down the middle, not with her husband involved, and not when she was still attempting to earn back his trust.
So that's what led to now, tonight's Main Event. John Cena versus World Heavyweight Champion, Edge, in a non-title match with Interim General Manager of Raw, full-time General Manager of Smackdown, and Edge's part-time wife, Vickie Guerrero, as the Special Guest Referee.
But after the two superstars made their respective entrances and the match got underway it become completely apparent that Vickie Guerrero wasn't even going to attempt to call the match down the middle. After Cena hit one of his signature fisherman's suplexes, Vickie didn't even bother counting and simply stood there twiddling her thumbs. When Cena attempted to confront Vickie about it, she reminded him that if he laid a hand on her, he'd be out of the WrestleMania Championship Match. This was enough to keep Cena in line and distract him, Edge hit Cena from behind and worked him over for the rest of the match. Edge looked to have the match in the bag, and was in the corner waiting for Cena to get up so he could nail him with a spear, Cena got up, Edge charged, CENA DODGED!
Edge went shoulder-first into the corner then staggered out, Cena quickly capitalized and ran to the ropes then bounced off, SHOULDER BLOCK! Edge got back up, Cena ran to the ropes and bounced off again, ANOTHER SHOULDER BLOCK! Edge got back up, Cena dodged a punch and turned him around, then lifted him up from behind, spun him around ,and slammed him down, SPINOUT POWERSLAM! Cena stood over Edge and waved his hand at Vickie, You Can't See Me!Cena ran to the ropes, bounced off, FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFF—VICKIE LAID DOWN ON TOP OF EDGE! Cena stood over Vickie and Edge and stared down at them, he couldn't hit his signature move on Edge because Vickie was on top of him, and he couldn't hit it on Vickie because then he'd be out of the WrestleMania match. It was a tough decision, but eventually Cena decided that it wasn't worth hitting her. Cena walked away and turned his back, Vickie got up, FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Vickie glared at Cena as Edge staggered back up and was hoisted up onto Cena's shoulders, ATTITUDE ADJUSTME—VICKIE PULLED EDGE OFF OF CENA!
Once again Vickie had saved Edge, Edge charged at Cena, but Cena caught him, DROP TOE HOLD! Cena hooked Edge's legs and grabbed him in a chin lock, STF! CENA HAS THE STF LOCKED IN! Vickie had saved Edge from getting pinned, but could she save him from tapping out? VICKIE GRABBED CENA IN A CHIN LOCK OF HER OWN! Apparently she could, with Cena in a submission hold from the referee, he couldn't hold onto his own submission move that was on Edge. Cena looked like he was in trouble, there was no way he could win this one. The referee had the power, and Vickie simply wouldn't let him win.
Crank it Up sounded through the arena. Vickie and Cena broke their respective submission holds and stood up to watch as Big Show walking out from the back. This wasn't good. Well, not for Cena at least. Big Show walked down to the ring and stepped over the top rope, Cena rushed him, but Big Show pushed him off and knocked him backwards. Normally the referee would have the match thrown out, but Vickie was anything but a normal referee. Cena teed off on Big Show with a series of right hands, BUT EDGE HIT HIM FROM BEHIND! EDGE AND BIG SHOW WERE WORKING TOGETHER! Big Show pulled Cena up and hit him with a big headbutt and Edge followed up with a forearm to knock Cena on his back. Edge and Big Show picked up Cena, AND TIED HIM UP IN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE! Cena was caught in the ropes and was left to the mercies of Big Show, Edge, and Vickie Guerrero. This just got worse.
Cena stared from Edge to Big Show, he was helpless and with the two of them on the same page it wouldn't end well. Edge ran across the ring and bounced off the ropes, then came back AND SPEARED CENA! Cena was folded over and only stayed up due to the ropes holding that way, Edge mouthed off to Cena, who had a look of intense pain on his face. Edges stepped away from Cena and motioned his wife forward, Vickie stepped up to Cena, AND SLAPPED HIM ACROSS THE FACE! Vickie stepped back and now it was Big Show's turn, Big Show stepped in front of Cena AND SLUGGED HIM IN THE STOMACH! Cena's face was turning red, he was barely conscious and was fighting to keep from screaming as two of his WrestleMania opponents tortured him. Big Show pulled his arm back AND SOCKED CENA A SECOND TIME! The fans were chanting for Cena, but Super Cena was beaten and helpless, Big Show stepped back even further, and looked to finish Cena off.
OOOOOWHOOOOOO!
The fans popped as the lights go out for a few seconds and when they came back on...THE BLADEWOLF WAS IN THE RING WITH THE BASEBALL BAT IN HAND! Edge and Big Show whirled around but Bladewolf was on the assault as he beats the hell out of the two with the bat. he then drops the bat, picks up a steel chair before he whirls around...AND WHACKS JOHN CENA IN THE SKULL WITH THE HEAD!
Bladewolf walked towards Edge when Vickie tackled his legs but he just slowly turned his gaze down before dropping the chair, grabs Vickie and makes her stare into his demonic hellfire eyes, making her scream in terror before he scooped her up...AND HITS THE FURY OF THE WOLF! Bladewolf was very, very angry at what Edge had done to Trish, kidnapping her JUST to get his title back.
Bladewolf grabs Edge by the hair and pulls hard, making Edge yell in pain. "If you EVER come near my wife again...I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR F*CKING NECK! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL AND LET THE DEMONS THERE MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH AND RAPE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME EDGE?!"
Bladewolf starts punching Edge furiously in the face until blood falls and Edge's face is covered in blood but Bladewolf wasn't finished as he picks Edge up...AND HITS THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
Bladewolf gets to his feet and picks up the steel chair...THEN CRACKS BIG SHOW OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! Big Show goes down and Bladewolf tosses the chair aside as he stands tall over the carnage then raises his arms and throws them down, making four lightning bolts hit the turnbuckles and fire shoot sup in response as the lights change to the sinister blood red.
Bladewolf stands there, enjoying the carnage he has caused...
Yeah, THIS is what happens when you piss of the Demon Wolf.