Chapter 33 Fun on Stage
It's been 2 months since the Kraken was defeated once more and since Sean and his brothers got new battle spirits.
Since then things have been peaceful once more with the world coming together.
Right now however Sean and Korra were slowly waking up from their bed making them smile before they saw Junior in the middle making Korra giggle as she kissed his forehead making him yawn as he slowly woke up.
"Morning sweetie." Korra said making him giggle as Sean kissed his forehead making him laugh.
Soon enough the two were downstairs.
"I almost don't wanna go back home." Korra said feeding Junior.
In a few days they would be heading back to Republic City and most likely have to deal with Raiko.
"Ah I don't wanna deal with him anymore than you do but I miss the place." Sean said.
"I guess." Korra said.
"Still today I got another show so at least we'll have some fun before we head back home." Sean said making her giggle.
"Although I don't want Junior listening in on those jokes since they are meant for adults." Korra said.
"Don't worry I got this little ear buds for his ears that put him to sleep so he won't hear a thing." Sean said.
"Good. Last thing I want is his first word being a swear." Korra said.
"Somehow I very much doubt that." Sean said.
However before they could talk some more.
"Restart the Equalist movement!"
Both widened their eyes before growling as they rushed outside seeing the damn Peasant yelling at a crowd of people.
"You gotta be kidding me! Why?" Sean yelled.
"It's time to take down the dictators of the world and..." The peasant tried to say before Sean ran at him. "It's you again! You cannot silence me Evil Avatar!"
"Evil?" Sean asked in disbelief.
"You gotta be kidding me." Korra said in disbelief.
"People like them are whats wrong with the world. They use their powers to oppress us. And so will their son when he's older." The Peasant said making Junior cry making Korra growl as she held him.
"Oh now you asked for it pal!" Sean yelled before putting his fingers in his mouth and whistled before a dark shadow appeared over the Peasant who gulped as he slowly turned around before seeing Lizzie who growled at him.
Only for her to roar so loudly at him his clothes came off leaving him in pink hearted boxers.
"OH MY GOD!" Sean roared laughing his ass off while he ran off in fear. (I think someone brought this up a while back)
Korra and Junior laughed at this.
"Well, that was the highlight of my day!" Sean laughed holding his wife close as everyone who watched laughed.
Later
"Wait what happened?" Asami asked.
"That stupid Equalist supporter showed up outside our neighborhood and kept trying to restart the movement and made Junior cry. Thankfully Lizzie humiliated big time." Korra said making everyone laugh.
And soon enough Sean was on stage.
"You can cheer all you like I know thats for the fucking retards in the trunk." Sean said making people laugh. "Now...The first guy I'm gonna bring up is someone a majority of people know since this is someone people work with or in their own family like that crazy angry uncle you all know and love." Sean said making people laugh. "Please help me welcome my old pal...Walter." Sean said as people cheered as Sean pulled him out before setting him on a stool while Sean sat in a chair as Walter looked around the place.
"Oh, my lord, Where the fuck are we now?" Walter asked as people laughed.
"Back in San Fransisco." Sean said as people cheered.
"Come on seriously. Why are we here? Did you lose a bet?" Walter
"WILL YOU FUCKING STOP!" Sean yelled as people laughed while he sighed holding his face.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You should be HAPPY like me." Walter said making people laugh. "Shut the fuck up." Walter said making them laugh harder.
"Argh. So how are you?" Sean asked.
"Who the fuck cares?" Walter asked making people laugh. "No, wait, I take that back! Everything is awesome!" Walter said excited.
"Huh?" Sean asked since this was out of character for him.
"I'm suing someone for sexual harassment." Walter said making people laugh.
"What?" Sean laughed. "Who would you sue for sexual harassment?" Sean asked.
"My wife." Walter said making people roar in laughter.
"Your wife?" Sean asked in disbelief.
"Yeah and I realize I could have avoided this with one simple word: I do...NOT!" Walter said making people laugh. "Ever think like that?" Walter asked.
"No, my Wife is an angel." Sean said making her grin.
"Oh, you're lucky that she's already dead. Mine's still alive." Walter said making him growl.
"I meant...Fuck you." Sean said making people laugh. "God Walter. Anyway, You two still actually love each other." Sean said
"Yeah, but it may have changed a little bit over the years." Walter said.
"Meaning what?" Sean asked.
"I used to say I'd jump in front of a bus to save her life. Now I think I'd just...Yell." Walter said making people laugh. "Hey!" Walter said calmly mimicking what he'd do. "Three, two, one...Look out!" Walter said as people laughed making Sean roll his eyes.
"Oh brother. What would she do if the roles were reversed?" Sean asked.
"Oh thats easy she's push my ass in front of the damn bus." Walter said making people burst out laughing. "And then she'd have them stop and go back and forth for good measure." Walter said making people laugh.
"So whats the biggest problem in your marriage?" Sean asked.
"Everything is my fault." Walter said.
"But it's not." Sean said.
"Oh, she is very convincing." Walter said.
"What?" Sean asked.
"Last week, I found myself apologizing to her after she read-ended a guy at a stoplight." Walter said.
"How the hell is that your fault?" Sean asked.
"I have no freaking idea! I was taking a nap...At our house!" Walter said making people laugh. "Women can make us admit the stuff we had nothing to do with! It's some kind of magical power women have over us." Walter said.
"Oh jeez, doesn't that just sound familiar...Bolin." Sean said making him frown in annoyance while the others laughed.
"What?" Walter asked.
"Here hold on. This is a picture of Bolin's former Girlfriend slash Fiancé." Sean said pulling up her photo on the screen.
"AHHHHHH!" Walter screamed in fright making everyone laugh. "What the fuck is that? The Devil's new mistress?" Walter asked making people burst out laughing.
"No thats Korra's dead cousin Eska. I killed her by the way." Sean said.
"Oh thank god." Walter said making people laugh.
"Anyway Bolin being the sorry coward he is dated her and...Well..." Sean trailed off showing various photos of Bolin doing whatever she wanted making people burst out laughing while he sulked.
"Oh good lord. You have some sorry friends you know that?" Walter asked making people laugh.
"Just him. Everyone else has some backbone. Hell even Turok who's dating Jinora has way more backbone than him and she's 12." Sean said making people laugh while said couple grinned.
"Wait isn't Turok 15 now?" Walter asked.
"Yes?" Sean said as he looked at him.
"So you're interested in little girls buddy?" Walter teased making everyone burst out laughing while Tuork sputtered as Jinora burst out laughing.
"FUCK YOU! It ain't like that!" Turok yelled while Tenzin frowned at him while Pemma giggled.
"Back at your marriage you would never do anything to actually hurt your marriage right?" Sean asked.
"Oh, no, no, no!...However, Achmed. has offered." Walter said making people laugh. "For a fee!" Walter said making them laugh harder.
"Walter." Sean said.
"I'm kidding...He's a friend he'd do it for free." Walter said making people laugh.
"Oy." Sean said.
"I just hope no one tries to sue me for sexual harassment." Walter said.
"Oh, could there be a problem?" Sean asked.
"I don't know. Do you remember if I've done anything that could be a problem?" Walter asked.
"No, But I don't know what you do when I'm not around." Sean said making people laugh as Walter slowly turned to him.
"You really need some help I'm telling you." Walter said.
"I am not insane." Sean said.
"But you are on the Hollywood walk of fame right?" Walter asked as people cheered loudly making Sean grin.
"Yeah thats something I'm proud of." Sean said.
"Do people know where your spot is on the walk of fame though?" Walter teased making Sean frown.
"Uh..." Sean tried to say.
"Hmm?" Korra said.
"Is it in front of the Theater?" Walter asked.
"No." Sean said.
"Is it in front of the famous Hollywood restaurant?" Walter asked.
"No." Sean said.
"Then where is it?" Walter asked making Sean clear his throat.
"Well...It's in front..." Sean tried to say.
"IT'S IN FRONT OF A NUDIE BAR!" Walter yelled making the whole place burst out laughing while Korra held her mouth as she laughed so much. "How great is that. They can take a photo of it then get some tits shoved in their face." Walter said making people burst out laughing.
"Say goodnight Walter." Sean said putting him away as people cheered as he cleared his throat. "Ladies and Gentlemen...There is a Terrorist amongst us." Sean said as people cheered loudly.
"And I swear I have no idea how I can give this introduction but here it is. Please help me welcome the most beloved Terrorist throughout the world...Achmed the Dead Terrorist." Sean said as the crowd cheered as Sean pulled him out before setting him down on the stool while Sean sat down in his chair as Achmed laughed.
"Greetings Infidels!" Achmed yelled laughing.
"Good to see you Achmed." Sean said
"Oh it is good to see you too Infidel number 1." Achmed said.
"You know where we are?" Sean asked.
"Wait, wait, before we get started I have a question." Achmed said.
"Yes?" Sean asked.
"Was it bad that I unplugged my Cousins's life support to charge my phone?" Achmed asked making people laugh.
"What?" Sean asked.
"What? I was at three percent." Achmed said.
"What about your cousin?" Sean asked.
"He's now at zero percent." Achmed said making people laugh. "By the way...Walter mentioned your first Crush." Achmed said making Sean widen his eyes while Korra looked at him with a grin.
"It was not a crush!" Sean yelled.
"Are you sure? With looks like that I don't blame you." Achmed said making him stutter.
"Is there something I should know?" Korra asked grinning making people laugh like crazy.
"He's referring to my favorite Comic book character." Sean said making people laugh.
"Oh really? Whats her name and what does she look like?" Korra asked making him growl at Achmed who wagged his eyebrows.
"She's got a nice rack by the way." Achmed said making people burst out laughing.
"Fuck you." Sean said pulling up a photo of modern day comic Wonder Woman making everyone burst out laughing while Korra grins.
"I can see the appeal." Korra teased.
"If anything you two are a lot alike since you both like fighting." Sean said making her grin. "That is Diana AKA Wonder Woman." Sean said. (Fun Fact. There actually is a picture of Korra as Wonder Woman on Deviant Art by Inspector97)
"And both of them have nice..." Achmed tried to say.
"Finish that sentence and I'll punch your head off your body." Sean said making people laugh.
"Anyway you want to know the Joke I pull on people at the hospital?" Achmed asked.
"A joke? What do you do?" Sean asked fearing the answer.
"My ringtone makes the same noise the heart monitor makes when you die. I stand real close as someone calls and everyone hears the sound and start crying. Then I answer. Oh you just missed him." Achmed said.
"Achmed." Sean said annoyed as people laughed. "Thats not funny at all." Sean said.
"Oh come on. Imagine Unalaq next to his dying children and hearing that sound." Achmed said making him glare at the crowd groaned. "Too far?" Achmed asked.
"Very. I only killed Eska because it was War. And her brother died a much quicker and painless death." Sean said.
"I still say it's funny." Achmed said.
"Whatever." Sean said.
"By the way this Raiko president...If I set a bomb in his office would you rat me out?" Achmed asked making people laugh.
"Set a bomb? Just for him?" Sean asked.
"Yes." Achmed said making him grin.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Sean said looking away making people laugh. "You know the annoying thing is the fucker is setting up a statue for himself at the docks. Probably gets torn down in seconds since his approval ratings are at ZERO percent." Sean said making people laugh especially Korra and the others.
"Not surprising." Turok said.
"By the way Achmed I have an honest question. Even if you got your 72 virgins how would you...Well...You know." Sean said.
"What?" Achmed asked.
"How would you have sex when you're all bone?" Sean asked making his eyes widen in shock while people laughed making him frown.
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" Achmed yelled making people cheer while he laughed. "I think thats gonna catch on more and more." Achmed said.
"So?" Sean asked.
"Does a strap on count?" Achmed asked making people burst out laughing. "I think I'm done." Achmed said humiliated.
"Yeah so do I." Sean said putting him away.
Later
"Well that was fun." Korra said holding Junior close as he slept in his mother's arms.
"Yeah. It's nice to do these shows every now and then." Sean said as the group was outside the house before Korra noticed hundreds of flying drones with bright lights on.
"Whats with the drones?" Korra asked.
"Oh check this out. I can use the drones and have them spell something out in the sky like this." Sean said as the lights on them turned off before they flew into the night sky and spelled out.
Bolin has bad taste in women.
"HEY!" Bolin yelled as everyone else laughed.
"I'm sorry I couldn't help it!" Sean laughed making him sulk.
"They can spell anything right?" David asked.
"Yeah. Why?" Sean asked making him grin before whispering in his ear making him widen his eyes. "Whoo! Absolutely." Sean said.
"What?" Korra asked.
"Just wait for it." Sean said.
"I want you to look at the sky real quick." David said to Asami.
"What are you up to?" Asami asked amused making him grin.
"You'll see." David said as the drones went back up in the dark.
"What are you doing?" Korra asked amused.
"Wait for it." Sean said grinning before the lights on the drones turned on and Asami gasped.
Asami will you marry me?
She turned and saw him on his knee with a ring in hand making everyone cheer.
"Well?" David asked making her tear up.
"Yes." Asami cried out as he put the ring on.
"Oh thats just perfect right there." Sean said holding his wife close who smiled while Junior giggled.
Authors Note: I bet a lot of people didn't expect that. Now David and Asami are engaged. Now We begin season 3 with some special changes to the first episode that will make it more interesting. And of course I have special plans for this season. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!