Well, with HTTYP finished I thought I'd kick back and do Sexdex for a bit while I figure out what I want to work on next.
Enjoy!
#322: Numel
Type: Fire/Ground
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, points backwards
Numel stores magma of up to 2,200 degrees F in the hump on its back. If it gets wet, then the magma cools a bit and hardens, slowing Numel's movement.
Numel are somewhat dim-witted and doesn't even notice if it's being hit, but there are two things that it has to act upon as soon as the urges hit, hunger and lust. If a female Numel doesn't find a mate within half an hour of going into heat, then she will settle for the nearest rock or other smooth, hard object to satisfy her needs.
Male Numel have a penis with a triangular shaped opening that points backwards, the benefit is it allows them to urinate without risk of getting any on them and it plays well with the unique Numel uterus which has a downward pointing canal. Numel genital fluids are incredibly hot upon release and is even capable of hardening like magma when wet.
#323: Camerupt
Type: Fire/Ground
Average penis length/design: 13 inch, tapered, points backwards.
When angered, Camerupt can shoot molten lava that can reach up to 18,000 degrees F out of the volcano-like humps on its back. It's because of this that Camerupt prefer to live at the top of volcanoes to prevent themselves from causing major damage.
It doesn't take much to turn a male Camerupt on, as soon as its nose picks up the smell of a female Camerupt in heat, it will drop everything it's doing and go to offer himself as a mate, to which most female Camerupt will agree to. During mating, the magma inside Camerupt's body will heat up to such an intensity that they can burn upon contact.
Male Camerupt also have a penis with a backwards facing opening, and the semen they release can reach an average of 5,000 degrees F upon release, which is just the amount of heat Camerupt sperm need in order to survive the journey to finding the egg.
#324: Torkoal
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, red, turtle design
Torkoal fills their shell up with coal that burns up inside them and fuels their abilities. Torkoal aren't really much for battling, so when they are in danger they will blow black smoke out of the hole on top of their shell as they make their retreat.
Male Torkoal will often dig up the biggest piece of coal they can find and use that as an offer to the female, if the female Torkoal likes the coal then she will respond by presenting a piece of coal from her own collection. Torkoal will often go to the crater of an active volcano to mate as the lava fuels their lust and desire for one another.
Torkoal often remove their shell before mating, making them more vulnerable to attacks, but the heat of the lava against their naked bodies only adds to the already incredible experience. Torkoal eggs are often kept next to pieces of coal so that the babies inside have a good start to their power upon hatching.
#325: Spoink
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, curly
The bouncing of Spoink's tail is what keeps their heart beating, so if Spoink stops bouncing then their heart stops beating. Spoink carry around a pearl on top of their head that amplifies their psychokinetic abilities, so they are often in search of a bigger pearl.
Since Spoink can't stop bouncing, they have to resort to mating while bouncing which, for other Spoink, is a lovely experience but anything other than Spoink might not be so much into the idea of having a mate constantly bouncing while mating with them. Spoink courting is often based on the size and shine of their pearls, the better the pearl the better Spoink has at mating.
Spoink's tails aren't the only thing that are curly about them, male Spoink have a spiral shaped penis that matches up with a female Spoink's spiral shaped vagina, but not all Spoink genitals are facing the same way. Some male Spoink have a penis turning clockwise, others are counter-clockwise and same goes with female's vaginas, so Spoink really do have a 50/50 shot as to whether or not their penis will actually fit.
#326: Grumpig
Type: Psychic
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, curly
The black pearls on Grumpig's body amplifies their psychic power and they will often perform a strange dance to put their foe under their control.
Grumpig's controlling power isn't effective on other Grumpig, but they really don't need these abilities when they are in need of a mate anyway, they simply look out for a mate who is as kind hearted and clear minded as themselves, namely Grumpig or most other Psychic Pokémon. Male Grumpig are actually quite fun to mate with as their thin, curly penises can bend to accommodate just about anything it enters.
Female Grumpig might appear to have more of a challenge when mating with other Pokémon as their thin, spiral shaped uterus canal can't exactly bend like a male Grumpig's penis without causing too much harm, but most of the canal is essentially one long fallopian tube that allows the egg to travel a good distance from their ovaries to find sperm.
#327: Spinda
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, thin and tapered
No two Spinda have the same spot patterns, in fact the odds of two Spinda having the exact same pattern is about one in four billion. Spinda's shaking, tottering movements are meant to confuse opponents as they try to figure out exactly where Spinda is going.
Spinda's dizzy movements mean that there's not much it actually pays mind to, and that also means that it couldn't care less what it mates with, even if it's with a Pokémon twice their size. Getting Spinda to hold still while mating is like trying to get the ocean to stop making waves, but Spinda don't mind being picked up for easier access to their genitals.
Spinda have some of the wildest mating sessions one can imagine, the constant tottering motion only increases in speed as the session goes along. Most of the time, mating Spinda will be rolling around and toppling each other as they drive each other to completion.
#328: Trapinch
Type: Ground
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, orange, barbed
Trapinch live in deserts and will often dig unescapable trenches and patiently wait for unsuspecting prey to come by where Trapinch clamps onto the prey with enough jaw strength to crush a boulder.
Due to their desert environment, Trapinch can go a fairly long amount of time without food or water, but this also means that lone Trapinch can't masturbate do to the loss of fluids that they need to survive. It may not seem like a lot due to their smaller size, but in the desert you do need to hold onto whatever you have.
If two Trapinch of the opposite gender do find each other and find attraction to one another then they do need to hold off on mating until they can find some kind of water source where they can replenish afterwards. Male Trapinch will often clamp down on their mate with their jaw as a love bite while mating, but it's never with anywhere near the strength they use for prey.
#329: Vibrava
Type: Ground/Dragon
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, thin
Vibrava generate supersonic waves by rapidly flapping their wings which can cause headaches in most people. Once they have taken a foe down, Vibrava will often melt their prey down with acid.
Vibrava's short, underdeveloped wings aren't so great for flying long distances, so most Vibrava don't go far from their nest and most Vibrava tend to build their nest in roughly the same area. When in need of a mate, Vibrava will flap their wings to a special frequency, creating a sound that only Vibrava can hear and enticing them into mating.
Some Vibrava prefer to fly while mating while others prefer to do so on the ground, it really depends on the Vibrava itself, but one thing that all Vibrava can agree on is that speed is everything. They prefer a fast, hard mating session that only lasts about 5 minutes, but the love is there nonetheless.
#330: Flygon
Type: Ground/Dragon
Average penis length/design: 14 inch, tapered
Nicknamed the "Elemental Spirit of the Desert," Flygon is capable of beating its wings so hard that it can whip up a sandstorm and also let out a unique series of notes that sound like singing. Flygon are often seen flying through sandstorms as the red shields around their eyes protect them from the sand.
During mating season, Flygon will often 'sing' in a special tune that can be heard by other Flygon for miles and miles away, which is the average distance of Flygon nests anyway. Like with many Pokémon, mating can often leave them vulnerable, so Flygon much prefer to mate while whipping up sandstorms around each other for protection and privacy.
Once done mating, Flygon will often lay down and rest for half an hour before returning to their home nest. If a female Flygon ends up getting pregnant, then she will send another kind of song in hopes that the father hears it and to let him know that they will soon be sharing a nest.
Chapter done, thanks for reading, yada yada.
Next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Cacnea, Swablu, Zangoose and more so stay tuned.
Bye!