#331: Cacnea
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, barbed.
Cacnea live in harsh desert environments and can survive up to 30 days solely on the water stored up in their bodies. To hunt, Cacnea release a strong aroma from the flower on top of their head, and when the prey comes near, Cacnea will shoot it down with the spikes on its body.
During mating season, at the peak of the summertime, female Cacnea will release a much sweeter smelling aroma from their flower which can attract any male Cacnea for miles. In cases where multiple males are drawn in to the scent, the female Cacnea will choose based on their flower and the sharpness of their barbs.
Cacnea penises look very much like their arms with a yellow, flower shaped tip that releases a highly sticky, pear smelling semen upon orgasm. Since Cacnea are experts at holding onto the water in their bodies, they don't need to worry so much about mating a bunch of times and risking the loss of fluids.
#332: Cacturne
Type: Grass/Dark
Average penis length/design: 9 inch, barbed
Cacturne hunt best at night when most prey are too exhausted from the day's heat, and they are often in search of lost humans in the desert and wait for them to become so tired that they can no longer move. During the day, Cacturne will remain completely still as to preserve bodily fluids.
Given this fact, it's no surprise that Cacturne prefer to mate at night when they don't entirely need to hold onto fluids as much. Cacturne can easily scope out males vs females because females have larger diamond patterns on their chests, and like many Dark Type Pokémon, male Cacturne like to go straight from meet to mate without so much as saying hello.
The eggs that Cacturne lay are covered in spikes and are actually quite dangerous for them to lay, about 1 in 5 mothers end up having their uterus walls destroyed after laying their first egg, rendering them infertile. It's because of this that female Cacturne are very cautious about mating and will only do so if they really think they are up to the challenge of laying.
#333: Swablu
Type: Normal/Flying
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered, puffy pubes
Swablu have cotton-like wings that need lots of attention and grooming, mostly with baths. Swablu do not fear humans at all and like to sit on top of their heads and act as a soft hat for them.
Swablu court by performing a dance that involves them drifting on the wind and doing various spins and tricks, the more they show off the better chance they have at getting a mate. Female Swablu often prefer to mate at their own nest as it is more comfortable for them and is clean to the way they like it.
Swablu hate mess and prefer to keep things clean and tidy when mating, so once they are finished they usually don't take long to rest before cleaning off any sexual fluids that came about during the process.
#334: Altaria
Type: Flying/Dragon
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
Altaria have a very soft, melodious voice that can make one feel like they're in a dream. When in danger, Altaria can beat their wings and create a fog that causes them disappear as they make their escape.
Because Altaria are quite rare in the wild, they will often rely on Swablu near their nest to mate with them and help keep their population alive. If all else fails, Altaria will fly long distances in search of another Altaria that they will offer themselves to as a mate. In this case, Altaria will sing a song of their own choice to their potential mate, and if that Altaria likes both the song and the voice, then they will accept them as a mate.
Depending on how far they traveled, Altaria may have to leave their mate the day after mating to go back to their own nest, sometimes not even finding out if the female did get pregnant. Quite a few Swablu have to grow up without knowing who their father is.
#335: Zangoose
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, tapered
For many generations, Zangoose has been caught up in a natural feud between themselves and Seviper. Zangoose usually stay on all fours, but when in danger, Zangoose will get on their hind legs and extend their large, very sharp claws to strike down their opponent.
The only other time Zangoose will ever get on their hind legs is to mate, as males like to gently grip their female's back for leverage as they mate. Zangoose don't have much preference over which other Zangoose they mate with, they just need one that will provide pleasure and help provide for whatever younglings come from it.
Because of their feud with Seviper, Zangoose are more protective over their eggs than most, often hiding them in tree stumps for protection.
#336: Seviper
Type: Poison
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, hemipenises
Seviper use their sharp, venom filled tail to slice down through any opponent, especially their natural born enemy, Zangoose. Most wild Seviper are covered in scars from battles against the sharp clawed Zangoose who are known to steal and consume their eggs.
The only thing Seviper and Zangoose have in common is the fact that Seviper don't pay much mind to who they actually mate with, be it another Seviper or whatever. All Seviper needs in a mate is one that is willing to give pleasure and promise to help raise any young Seviper.
Seviper are also highly protective over their eggs as Zangoose have been known to seek out their eggs and slash into them, so Seviper will often use their tail to dig holes into the ground to hide their eggs in. Young Seviper spend many years sharpening and training with their tail so that they may fight in this everlasting feud.
#337: Lunatone
Type: Rock/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Said to have recently come down to Earth from space, Lunatone absorbs the power of the moonlight and uses that to amplify its psychic powers, with Lunatone becoming the most active and powerful during the night of the full moon.
Lunatone does not mate in order to reproduce, instead it seeks out rocks with the same materials that make up Lunatone itself and uses psychic abilities to give life to the rocks, though it can only do so during the full moon and it can only do it once during that night.
Lunatone can also seek out eggs of Pokémon of the Mineral egg group and use its abilities to alter the egg's DNA to make it into a Lunatone. However, it's not as if Lunatone spots an egg and immediately goes to change it, it always asks if it is ok and explains that it is necessary for the survival of Lunatone's species.
#338: Solrock
Type: Rock/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Solrock is a Pokémon species said to have fallen from space in recent years and it is able to take in sunlight and use that as power. Solrock can also sense the emotions of living beings by keeping itself in an expressionless state.
Like Lunatone, Solrock don't have a need to mate in order to reproduce, instead they'll seek out rocks with materials similar to those that make up Solrock before they spin around, causing their body to glow as they take in more and more sunlight, before Solrock releases this energy and gives life to the rocks.
Solrock can also alter the DNA of Pokémon inside eggs, but are a bit more forceful than Lunatone in that Solrock will find an egg, wait until the parents are distracted, then go up and do its thing. You can imagine a shock when your egg hatches and it's a sun shaped rock inside rather than whatever Pokémon you were trying to make.
#339: Barboach
Type: Water/Ground
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, very thin
Barboach's sensitive whiskers act as highly powerful sensory organs that they can use to locate prey and predators, even in the murkiest of waters. It's body is covered in a slimy film which allows Barboach an easier chance at escape from predators, this film does, however, dry if Barboach does happen to go onto land, making it weaker.
During mating season, Barboach's whiskers pick up a special sense that allows them to detect any nearby mates. Barboach courting often involves the shape, darkness and design of the wave pattern on the sides of their bodies. Barboach penises look a bit like a very long version of their whiskers.
Barboach very much prefer to mate in murky water that provides better protection from predators, but keep their eggs in clearer water so they can watch over them and whatever Barboach babies that should come out. Barboach coat their eggs in the same slimy film that covers them so they can slip away from danger more easily.
#340: Whiscash
Type: Water/Ground
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, very thin
Whiscash are incredibly territorial, they can claim entire ponds or swamps as their own exclusive territory and should a foe approach, Whiscash will thrash around the bottom of the pond, causing an earthquake.
Due to their territorial nature, Whiscash are very picky over what sort of mate is allowed to enter their territory. Often times Whiscash will turn to any Barboach or other small fish Pokémon already allowed in their territory to help give them pleasure, but never for actual reproduction, for that they may allow a Whiscash from a neighboring territory to enter with promise to leave soon after mating.
Fathering Whiscash don't even allow their own children into their territory as they know they little ones live in another's territory. On occasion, Whiscash fathers will travel to said neighboring territory to see the babies and make sure they're ok, but they don't stay for long.
And bada bing.
The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Corphish, Baltoy, Lileep and more so stay tuned.
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