March 22. 8:04am.
DollyLlama is online.
DollyLlama: it's monday again... rip
DollyLlama: I know I say this every day but im so sleepyyy
UndeadFox is online.
UndeadFox: Morning to you too, Llama
UndeadFox: How does it feel to be back at school
DollyLlama: like usual, ig
DollyLlama: best part of school is friends
UndeadFox: Agreed
UndeadFox: You know, I had a nightmare last night... :0
DollyLlama: omg nooo :((
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: so I was in a dystopian world. There was a pandemic and everyone was forced to stay at home
UndeadFox: and I hadn't been to school, in like, a year
UndeadFox: and it made me miss school
UndeadFox: (weirdly enough)
DollyLlama: Sounds horrid
DollyLlama: i would miss school in a world like that
UndeadFox: but actually the scariest part is
UndeadFox: THE CORPORATIONS
DollyLlama: *gasp*
UndeadFox: THOSE EMAILS IN MY INBOX
UndeadFox: "in these unprecedented times" "now more than ever" "the New Normal"
UndeadFox: I hate how I remember these emails vividly
DollyLlama: LMAO
DollyLlama: maybe you travelled to a parallel universe or sth
DollyLlama: that's why it's so vivid
UndeadFox: thanks, I hate it
UndeadFox: I think it's because I was thinking about that story I wrote
UndeadFox: The one about VR and pandemics
DollyLlama: ahh, ic ic
DollyLlama: brb
UndeadFox: Okay
DollyLlama: back
DollyLlama: ohh its the inter class basketball comp today!
UndeadFox: Lol you just realized?
DollyLlama: im stupid i know
DollyLlama: and several of my friends are IN the comp too... they practiced and everything...
DollyLlama: i talked to them juuuust now and it was only then I rmb
UndeadFox: Lolol
UndeadFox: I wonder how it'll go down this time...
UndeadFox: you'll be there, right?
DollyLlama: ofc, my friends are playing [heart]
DollyLlama: (not that you know who i am)
UndeadFox: Or... do I
DollyLlama: :O
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: jkjk
UndeadFox: See you later Llama :DD
DollyLlama: see ya foxie :DDD
You have 2 new messages from Llama ;O.
"WHY IS SO COLD TODAY?!"
"it was sweltering like three days ago"
Sent: 10:45am
Received: 1:04pm
You have 2 new messages from Foxie ;P.
"global warming?"
"also the spring air is so icky"
Sent: 1:04pm
Received: 1:04pm
You have 2 new messages from Llama ;O.
"agreed."
"also i dont liek the spring BUGS"
Sent: 1:04 pm
Received: 1:05pm
You have a new message from Foxie ;P.
"[Attachment]"
Sent: 1:05pm
Received: 1:05pm
You have 3 new messages from Llama ;O.
"WAHT THE HELL IS TH AT!?"
"i SPAT out my ddrink"
"OKAY WOW THANKS FOR RUINGIN MY APPETITe"
Sent: 1:05pm
Received: 1:06pm
You have 2 new messages from Foxie ;P.
"just a harmless moth we found in our house one time"
":D"
Sent: 1:06pm
Received: 1:45pm
You have 2 new messages from Foxie ;P.
"okay you reli didn't open my messages until lunch is over"
"big sad :("
Sent: 1:45pm
Received: 1:45pm
You have 2 new messages from Llama ;O.
"can u blame me tho"
"no regrets [heart]"
Sent: 1:45pm
Received: 1:45pm
You have a new message from Foxie ;P.
"im hurt :(("
Sent: 1:45pm
Received: 1:45pm
March 22. 3:27pm.
DollyLlama is online.
DollyLlama: BASKETBALL COMP HYPE!
DollyLlama: (i dont even play basketball)
UndeadFox is online.
UndeadFox: HYPE!
UndeadFox: (and I dont play basketball as well)
DollyLlama: omgomg r u there?
UndeadFox: are YOU?
DollyLlama: wow so accusatory
UndeadFox: jk I know we're both there
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: since we're apparently live tweeting this
DollyLlama: live tweeting without that blue bird app
UndeadFox: There's discourse on twitter every day
UndeadFox: I'm so done with twitter LMAO
DollyLlama: BRUH SAME and i never even downloaded it
UndeadFox: (unrelated but one of my sisters wrote this satire fanfic and named the villain "Stan Twitt")
DollyLlama: LMAOO send me the link i wanna read it
UndeadFox: will do later
UndeadFox: WOOOO the games starting!
DollyLlama: YEAH!
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: are we going to say which team we're rooting for? Or will that expose our identities
DollyLlama: nah im rooting for everyone
UndeadFox: Ok lol
UndeadFox: oooohhhh nice steal by jasper!
DollyLlama: OOF.
DollyLlama: omg is that eugene on the field
DollyLlama: short king
DollyLlama: isnt he liek one of the shortest guys
DollyLlama: WAIT
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: WHOA
DollyLlama: OK EUGENE'S SHORT BUT HE CAN JUMP
DollyLlama: short king? more like SHOT KING
UndeadFox: oh my goodness my ears hurt my friend is screaming so loudly
DollyLlama: abdsjkasjkavljksvak
DollyLlama: your ears are gonna hurt even more
UndeadFox: it is Him.
UndeadFox: Fred Hayford..
DollyLlama: UGH his fangirls are screaming their lunsg out
UndeadFox: what if i say Im one of his fangirls
DollyLlama: excuse me what
UndeadFox is typing...
DollyLlama: i mean
DollyLlama: good taste
DollyLlama: but WHAT
UndeadFox: chill im joking lmao
UndeadFox: also "good taste" ABSHALBLS OKAY LLAMA
DollyLlama: ...
DollyLlama: OMGOMG FRED IS SO COOL WHO A
UndeadFox: DUDE
DollyLlama: flawless shot!
UndeadFox: fred really is That Guy
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: WHY DID I READ IT AS FLAWLESS HOT
DollyLlama: AHAHAHAHHAHA
DollyLlama: are you SURE you dont have a little crush on freddie ;)
UndeadFox is typing...
DollyLlama: if he's the Dork Boy im gonna punch smth
UndeadFox: oh god
DollyLlama: why does like everyone have a crush on freed
DollyLlama: whats up with his bi vibes
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: nah i dont like fred that way, besides he likes someone and thats totally not me LMAO
DollyLlama: huh
DollyLlama: SBAKJSBLABSKA
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: DJKSGLKDSJKD
DollyLlama: ARTHUR PENDRAGONE
UndeadFox: oh wow fred vs arthur
UndeadFox: why do I feel thats Highly Anticipated
DollyLlama: MY EARDRUMS ARE DYING
UndeadFox: oh god rooks showing up now
DollyLlama: 2v1!
DollyLlama: can arthur win against fred and rook lmao
DollyLlama: arthur vs... team frook?
DollyLlama: not a fan of rook but im team fred as always
DollyLlama: fred :)) love that dude :)))
UndeadFox: ...
UndeadFox: ok so who has the crush on fred now
DollyLlama: OH I SEE
DollyLlama: THIS IS PAYBACK
UndeadFox: HAH
DollyLlama: OH WOW ARTHUR BROUGHT IT BACK
UndeadFox: ARTHUR SCORED
DollyLlama: DAYUm
UndeadFox: :O
DollyLlama: LMFao sad fred
UndeadFox: f
UndeadFox: oh they're patting each other's backs
UndeadFox: and smiling
DollyLlama: aww friends :)
DollyLlama: this is cute
UndeadFox: bshajsak
UndeadFox: OH NO
DollyLlama: OH NO EUGENE
DollyLlama: KNOCKED TO THE GROUND
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: tfw you collide with fred hayford and you get knocked to the ground and he stops the game just to pick you up
DollyLlama: i feel bad for laughing but the height difference... hejdlkede
UndeadFox: eugene looks tiny
UndeadFox: ohhh his cheek is bleeding
DollyLlama: :(
DollyLlama: oh someone ran out to help him
DollyLlama: someone next to me just said "damn i wish i was eugene" WHY is everyone a fred simp
DollyLlama: EUGENE LITERALLY GOT KNOCKED TO THE GROUND OKAY?
DollyLlama: ...
DollyLlama: yo foxie you there
UndeadFox: hu
UndeadFox: hi
UndeadFox is typing...
UndeadFox: sorry my phone got knocked off my hands
UndeadFox: falling like eugene did
UndeadFox: my friend was very excited
DollyLlama: welcome back
DollyLlama: ooh games restarting
UndeadFox: ye
DollyLlama: TIME TO SCREAM AGAIn
UndeadFox: YEAH!
DollyLlama: good thing they made this the first day after spring break
DollyLlama: or else its just gonna be a sad monday
UndeadFox: true!
DollyLlama: mm yes ball game very fun
UndeadFox: so true
DollyLlama: now let's hope no one gets hit by a stray basketball flying off the field
UndeadFox: LMAO what do you think this is, some romcom shojo anime?
A/N: Hi I miss writing Fred in False Obsession Turned Real LOL. I miss the multishipping...
Also seriously, please do not pester me to update. It literally makes it worse and I won't want to update. Ask any fanfic author and they'll probably say the same thing. But that's only the minority, thanks to everyone else for being supportive :))
This chapter was sponsored by Taylor Swift's Fearless and the Fredlex playlist I made last Valentine's lmao.
Thanks for reading, would love to hear what you think! :D