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Sipping on her tea she looked down at the questionnaire of sorts in interest. Obviously some questions had been asked purely because of her own curiosity but it didn't hurt and anyway it was meant to be a punishment so there would be some unusual questions in there for that reason. She began to read it immediately.

What is your favourite school subject and why? :

My favourite school subject has to be Ancient Runes because it makes the most sense to me. I cannot truly see myself using many of the other subjects I take outside of school obviously excluding Transfigurations and Charms class which will be used all the time. Ancient Runes is so cool and intellectually stimulating. Besides not everyone can successfully do it but I can and that makes me so happy.

Who is the best student in your Ancient Runes class? :

That would be me obviously. I don't need anyone to tell me that either it is something I just know to be a fact. If someone did force me however to choose someone who was not myself I would choose that Blake Zorin Italian guy in Slytherin. Not only do I not pay that much attention to him because he is in no way good looking or good humoured but I do know enough to know if I was not the best (which I obviously am) he would be. He appreciates the subject for what it is and leaves his ridiculousness at the door when he takes this class. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for other classes but I guess you cannot have it all and he certainly does not.

Who is someone in Society you admire and why? :

I admire Gilderoy Lockhart greatly. Not only is he seriously easy on the eyes but damn that ass. His smile could light up the whole room. I know people have said he was bad and all that but I was knocked out and I didn't see him do anything bad with my own eyes so until I actually do anyone who tells me that can go suck a lemon. He has defeated so many bad people and monsters and wants to release his own line of haircare products. No one that cares that much about their stunning appearance can be truly evil. They just simply wouldn't have the time. Did you know his favourite colour is Lilac? I know that and not many people know that so I am lucky. I want to be like him when I grow up. By this I mean I want to be beautiful and release many world famous books and have a huge following like he did. He is inspirational. I would be the first muggleborn to release books probably under a pseudonym to fool everyone who would then likely die of shock when they realise the book they love was written by a muggleborn genius like me. It would really suck it to the pureblood idiots and give me a sense of satisfaction like no other.

What do you think of Harry Potter Warrens? :

I think he is reckless and self-entitled and I think you're a total mug for having him in your class. He is not studious and takes nothing seriously and you will regret having him in your lessons for sure. I will be saying I told you so when he fucks up and you are left to clean up the damn pieces. No one ever listens to me and always gets it wrong for that reason. I am not Professor Dumbledore of course and I would never even dream of claiming to be but I do know loads and the school populace should listen to me if they want to succeed. They never will otherwise.

What do you think of Ronald Weasley? :

I think he's the sexiest thing since sliced bread. If he was to take me sexually in the library on one of the desks let's just say I would not protest. Unfortunately he has someone else now and so in my heartache I've had to suffer and settle for someone else which I really don't like doing but Cormac McLaggan is gorgeous and rather distracting even if I do hate that about him. I am very disappointed though that Ron doesn't take Ancient Runes. I'm sure with my help he'd be a pro at it in no time but he doesn't want to take it and so I must take it without him. I only hope he gets smarter now. I hate that Lina bitch he's dating! She keeps trying to change him and although it's working and she is technically right it seriously fucks me right off that she's always saying there is something wrong with Ron! Ron will always be perfect to me just the way he is! You see I'm nice and I don't say stupid things to make him self conscious and change. I would subtly make him change myself if he were mine but in such a way that it's not nasty like it is with her. Please don't ask me this ever again. I really don't like it. The point is he's perfect to me and he'll always be perfect to me.

What do you think of Professor Dumbledore? :

I am in awe of him daily. Is there nothing that man cannot do? He is a national treasure for sure. If he doesn't already have an order of Merlin first class then he should. I am not sure if he does or not though because he has never told me. He is ever the modest man. I truly wish others would be able to see and understand that because he is smarter and older than most people alive today he really does know best. In fact he'll always know best. I'd do anything he ever asked of me because it would never be wise to say no to someone that powerful. He obviously got there for a reason and I would be a fool to say no. In fact so would anyone else. This is not unique to me. Anyone he hires should consider themselves very lucky because they are in the presence of someone who is more or less a god without the actual title. I heard a rumour once that he was Merlin incarnated and while I do know it was a joke if it was discovered to be true it wouldn't surprise me that he just happened to be Merlin too. He is not obliged to tell anyone anything he doesn't want to unlike the rest of us who let's face it must answer to someone. However having said that I am indeed happy to answer to someone about the things I did wrong because most of the time it's never wrong and the person accusing me only winds up looking like a total fool themselves.

What do you think of Professor Babbling? :

I really love the way she teaches her classes. She is not always correct of course but unlike other stupid teachers knows this and will never overstep her boundaries. I actually think she's smart only at Runes though and would be completely lost without them. She has an unhealthy obsession with the writer of our school text but then again so do I with other authors so I'm in no real position to judge even if it is very creepy indeed. I think she could possibly be gullible and I wouldn't like someone to take advantage of her and attempt to fool her senselessly. I hope there is some sense behind her gorgeous appearance and Rune obsession. I would not take Runes if someone else taught it no matter who it was. There is no Runes without Professor Babbling.

What do you think of Professor Snape? :

In all honesty I do not like the wording of this questionnaire or the fool who wrote it whoever that was. Professor Snape is irritating because he makes me think ill of a teacher although it's something I hate to do. I am so against ever thinking poorly of a teacher but with him I cannot help myself. It's like he wants everyone to think he's awful or something I don't know. He shouts a lot in his classes and looks a bit like a constipated clown when he does it but I have full confidence that if he got whatever the hell is annoying him out of his system he'd be an excellent teacher. It's obvious something bothers him to the point that it affects his job negatively. If he were more professional like Professor Dumbledore his classes might be a joy. I realise he really doesn't like Harry but if Harry was more open minded I'm sure he'd relax. Harry is a prat to him and does deserve his ire sometimes. Now in fairness sometimes he does do nothing and still get ire but that's on Professor Snape and he will have to deal with that himself. He is the youngest potions master of our time for a reason and it's high time he started acting like one.

What do your parents think of you being a witch? :

My parents are idiots! I love them more than life itself but they will always be idiots when it comes to magic and anything magical. They have no understanding of how our world works or why I always need money all the time. I have to buy every book so I can be as up to date and on top of things as the purebloods are. I know they have libraries in their manors and anyone who tries to tell me otherwise is an idiot too. Besides which money is never tight for my parents either they just elect to be idiots and complain about giving me money. They do always give me the money anyhow so there really is no sense in complaining about it in the first place. Granted I threatened them with wandless magic this summer and they just relented and paid up quickly and quietly. I don't know wandless magic after all I am not Professor Dumbledore but they didn't know that and it did work for me so I will be using it in the future but only to get new books I'm not a creep.

What is your favourite colour? :

Actually I have two and they are forest green and gold. Anyone who is stupid enough to think I love green because of some random obsession I may have with Slytherin needs to get medically tested for mental issues. I may be a Gryffindor but I am entitled to like whatever fucking colour I want and no one will ever tell me otherwise or judge me for it ever again. It happened once before and never again stupid Gryffindor idiots! If they spent less time judging and more time studying we'd all be better off. I swear to god this school is full of idiots!

What do you think of Professor Vector? :

She is very nice but far too serious looking. I realise she teaches a tough subject and is indeed very smart but she could look a bit happier. It's not that difficult to do you know you just smile and there we go you already start to feel better. She challenges me in a great way and I love it. She's no Professor Babbling but she's proficient at teaching none the less even if she does look constipated and angry for that reason sometimes. She could be so beautiful too what a shame.

What is something I would be surprised to know about you? :

My parents are pretentious idiots so I did ballet in my youth. I hated every second of it because I couldn't bring books with me to the studio. There is no point in life if you cannot read. Besides which they only did it because they had money and wanted to be able to show me off like some kind of sweet prize to their fancy friends. I used to keep on tearing up my leotards whilst wearing them in front of my parents using magic. I learned how to control it somewhat and soon enough they simply stopped buying me leotards and let me give up on that ridiculous pastime. I know technically you could get a real job from it but it's not intellectual or challenging in any way for me and I hate that.

What do you want to do after school? :

I want to get a job in the ministry in the Department for regulating creatures and get equal rights for all of them especially house elves while at the same time releasing many novels under a pseudonym and making everyone think differently for once. I don't yet know what I would write about just that it would change everyone's minds about everything they've ever thought stupid fools. I will drag this society kicking and fucking screaming into the twenty first century. I am determined to be the one who saves every animal out there. I want to be the one to reunite the goblins and wizards and I want equal rights for house elves. I want people killed if they harm a house elf and I want justice for all. No one should ever be told no simply because of their blood status as most purebloods couldn't perform magic adequately without resorting to the dark arts even if you paid them.

What type of music do you like? :

I don't really have time for music to be honest. I am always studying so time for music doesn't really come to me often. Besides which listening to music will not help you in an exam or to get a job later on. I imagine I'd probably like something soothing and calming if I was to listen to music though. I mean it's not bad it's just not relevant to me personally.

Have you ever done anything illegal and if so what was it? :

Yes I have indeed. It would not be normal had I not done it. Rita Skeeter is an unregistered animagus of a water beetle and I captured her last year holding her hostage for a while so she'd stop writing nonsense about Harry and I. I told her that if she relented I'd let everyone know she was not registered essentially blackmailing her but then again it did work. In my second year I brewed a polyjuice potion and turned into someone else at which point I visited the Slytherin common rooms. I thought Draco Malfoy was the heir of Slytherin and intended to prove it but he was as usual useless and provided nothing of interest or intellect either. It's a wonder he's even successful in any of his lessons he thinks so highly of himself. Vein mother fucker!

What do you think of Professor Sprout? :

I think she's a chubby and jolly fool. I am sure she's on something although I can't tell what. It is not natural for anyone to be that happy all the time. I mean I've never ever seen her loose it and to be honest it's highly unnerving. At least with Professor Snape you know you're getting a jerk but with her you know nothing. It sets me on edge that she's always so happy. I secretly want to slip her a cleansing potion as I feel it would make her into a normal person but I won't do it because I could get in trouble for that and I don't want to. I am highly concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do you think of Professor Hagrid? :

I love Hagrid he's so sweet. He's often misunderstood because frankly he doesn't care about his appearance like the other staff do. I'm not sure if he has a budget for new clothing but I'd tell him to get one only he'd look ridiculous in anything else so it would be pointless. He always tries his best and although his judgement is sometimes stupid the fact is he keeps trying and will always try and I truly appreciate that he doesn't give up. Has he ever considered elocution lessons because he needs them? He may be wonderful but he sucks at speaking properly. To be honest I am stunned no one has ever said it to him. Then again he does cry at the drop of a hat which can be stressful and annoying so maybe that's why no one has ever said it to him. It might make him cry I don't know. He needs a partner too. He was so happy with Madame Maxine last year. She really made a difference in his life and I was so happy for him.

What do you think of Professor Flitwick? :

I think he is proficient at teaching his classes. He does well and is a good example to others of how to teach well. His classes are inviting and engaging. He doesn't do anything I would not expect of him and I like it. His height does become an issue from time to time but that's only because we can't all see him and no one is ever brave enough to tell him how ridiculous it is. He's not some teachers I won't mention and so I'm sure he'd be receptive. In fact I'm sure he would be.

What do you think of Ravenclaw house? :

I think it's a house which relies far too heavily on its traits which is not a good thing. I mean we all know Ravenclaw is supposed to be the smarter house but they don't always need to try so hard to try and prove that they are actually the smarter ones. It makes them look stupid. Actually speaking of stupid I always thought Harry was a bit stupid too not intentionally of course but I was shocked when he was resorted there. He really doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would have the brain for that. Then again I'm not a Ravenclaw and I am the smartest student in my year which doesn't say much for Ravenclaw now does it? In fact when I was originally sorted I begged to be sorted into Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw where it wanted to put me because that was Professor Dumbledore's house and I would sooner be in his house than any other house out there. Even if it hadn't suggested another house I would have asked for the house of Professor Dumbledore and not relented until it gave in to my demands. Everyone should want to be in Gryffindor but of course they don't because they're all fools. Everyone is so focused on how apparently ridiculous Hufflepuff is when what they should be focused on the brilliance of Gryffindor being Headmaster Dumbledore's old house.

What do you think of Draco Warrens? :

I think he's a very dangerous and silly guy. I believe he'd sell his mother up the river to get the deal if he thought it would make him look good. He is obviously all about appearances which is why he thought marrying Harry would be a good idea. It is obvious he was very bored with his mundane life at home and thought he'd marry or corrupt Harry to suit his needs. Harry is irresponsible and would take any opportunity he can to defy those who truly care for his wellbeing. He seriously stressed out and upset Professor Dumbledore this summer who could not locate him and I find it unforgiveable to do that to someone who is quite obviously better than anyone I know in our world. He was somewhere living under the fidelius charm and what hurt me more than anything else was that people assumed I was his secret keeper which I was not as he didn't trust me enough for that role. I am scared he allowed someone bad to be his secret keeper and I'm scared for him. He often does things rashly without thought for others. Also I realise that he and Draco are supposedly gay but they don't look like interior designers to me nor do they look like fashion designers. Having said this their fashion has changed and I don't like it. It doesn't look good for the school that they dress so outrageously when they are not women. It's not right. Everyone thinks he's gay because of me too which is not on!

Is there anything you don't want anyone else to know about you and if so what is it? :

I might consider having an orgy once in my lifetime. I wouldn't want anyone to know that though and you did ask so you don't get to become all angry about the answers you get either. That's also not on. It would just be very sexy and so thrilling. I also think you and Professor Vector could do with a good servicing her more so then you of course. Some joy in life would not be a bad thing. You can learn and actually enjoy it you know. I just wish everyone in school knew that. Classes would sure be a lot less painful for me if everyone adored them as much as me. I promise I will change this world and turn it on its head and you or anyone else will not stop me!

Bathsheda finished reading it and exhaled loudly. She would need to meet up with the heads of house for a chat about this as it was most concerning. Some of what she had said had been most concerning. She got up and walked towards the staff room with a purpose in mind.