PM from ric122 sockpuppet: Can you add a Shelly prompt about her taking her nephew, Sam to the zoo please? Note: Sam is Stan's son and his mother, Wendy is busy with her job. Sam's Personalty: He is best described as a mature, sensitive, liberal and an intelligent male feminist whose stubbornness sometimes gets the best of him
ric122 sent me a request and I just didn't have the heart to turn him down ^_^
Shelly shot her nephew Sam an irritated look. She was getting sick of hearing him babble about what a mature, sensitive liberal he was. She didn't give a rat's ass that he was an intelligent male feminist whose stubbornness sometimes got the best of him. She couldn't stand this little turd anymore.
I'm going to murder Stan, she thought to herself. Somehow, he had managed to convince her to take Sam on a trip to the zoo instead of spending the day with her own child and husband.
Shelly scowled at the boy. Why the hell was he wearing that purple scarf? It clashed horribly with his brown and red jacket. She wanted to strangle him with it.
"Aunt Shelly, let's go see the lions!" her nephew exclaimed, tugging at her hand.
Shelly allowed the boy to lead her to the lion exhibit.
"I can't see!" Sam whined, jumping up and down.
"Let me give you a hand," Shelly replied sweetly.
She lifted her nephew up to give him a better view.
And promptly threw him into the lion's den.
Maybe I can bring my own family here next week, Shelly thought, as she walked away to the chorus of Sam's screams.
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I'm sure that this goes without saying, but this is non-canon to this series.