Time for some House Music
TopHatTipper - No problem!
Turnabout Of The Shadows - True that
Iron Emperor 45 - Thank you!
Geo Soul - Just wait and see
Isom - I can probably do that
Looneytyne22 - It was a suggestion
Gloyd R. Orangeboar - Thanks!
PopCultureFan101 and Robbie Street - I might do DuckTales someday, but I can only do so many stories at once.
KRUSA1 - Thank you! And that would be an interesting twist.
Centric C - As I have said several times before, yes.
Alexpv22 - As he said, he'll just say they're on good terms.
Lucasdiaz9000 - Again, as I've said, I brought in everyone I wanted. I'm keeping enemies out. But I will use that one.
Guest2000 - Thank you! And I will.
Darkness Rissing - We all have our own personal ships. I respect whoever you ship Lincoln with.
FeatherStars7891 - They will.
ferpaez99 - Thank you!
SPOILERS OF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN UNDERCOVER MOM!
Omnios - I saw. Either Leni forgot she was crushing on Chaz or they're on a break. Either way, they're still together here.
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On an unrelated topic, my cousin is ENGAGED! My family found out yesterday.
Enjoy!
Title card: House Music.
"OBSESSIVE ROCKER INBOUND!" Lincoln shouted.
There was an awkward silence before Sid spoke up.
"Sounds up Luna's ally." she said.
"Wonder what Joe meant by 'not her best moment.'" said Chaz.
"Whatever it is, I'm sure she redeems herself." said Leni.
[In the Louds' living room, Lincoln shows his sisters a chart.]
Lincoln: "Guys! We gotta figure out something! The Family Fun Fair is tonight, and we've got nothing for the talent show."
Lynn: [raises her hand] "I know! How about a family trapeze act?"
Lisa: "Just because you fractured every bone from your maxilla to your metatarsals doesn't mean we want to."
"Ooh, you broke that many bones once?" asked Sam, wincing.
"Yeah, not one of my best moments." Lynn said.
"Though that kind of trapeze could be cool." admitted Ronnie Anne.
Lola: "I know! How about a family beauty pageant?" [beat] "Never mind. That would take years to prepare for."
"Way to install their confidence." Jackie deadpanned.
Lana: "I say we wrestle alligators!" [lunges at Lincoln and pins him down.]
Lincoln: [gets her off] "Lana, that's a terrible idea!"
Lana: "You're right..." [gets out a lasso] "Calf roping is much better!" [lassos and hogties Lincoln]
"A bit much Lana." said Carol.
"Sorry Linc." Lana apologized.
"Don't worry about it." said Lincoln.
Lincoln: "We need something we can all do."
Lynn: "Then let's do my idea!"
Luan: "No! My idea!"
Leni: "No, mine!"
Lori: "No way."
[Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Luan, Leni, and Lori start fighting over which act they should do and Luna stops them with a power chord on her guitar.]
"Well that's one way to stop them." said Clyde.
Luna: "I've got the answer! Let's start a family band!"
Lori: "But we literally have no musical talent."
Luan: "Yeah. I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle." [laughs to rimshot]
"Good one!" laughed Benny.
"Well Lincoln's good on the drums." said Ronnie Anne.
"And Lynn and Lucy can play guitar too like on our road trip." added Rita.
"And Luna's been teaching me how to play guitar as well." Lincoln added as he and Luna fistbumped.
Luna: "As my idol Mick Swagger says, "Rock and roll isn't about being the best. It's about having fun." NOW WHO WANTS TO HAVE FUN?!"
[Her sisters cheer in agreement and they head on off, but Lincoln is still hogtied to the floor.]
Lincoln: "Uh...guys? A little help?"
Leni: [walks up to her brother.] "Oh. Sorry, Lincoln." [picks him up and carries him with her like a handbag while humming, much to his chagrin.]
Everyone laughed while Lincoln blushed.
[The kids are practicing their music in the garage with instruments which, as expected, sounds lousy and noisy.]
"And I could hear it with the windows closed." Mr. Grouse huffed.
"We've improved." said Lori.
[Lynn Sr. comes in with a rake.]
Lynn Sr.: [feeling tormented] "AGH! WHAT IS THAT HORRIFIC SOUND!? Is the cat fighting the possum again?"
"Cliff fought a possum?" Rusty asked.
Cliff nodded.
"Cool!" exclaimed Carl.
Lincoln: "No, Dad, it's us. We're starting a family band!"
Lynn Sr.: "Oh, oh! You know, your old man used to be in a band. Although, it ended on a...on a sour note."
[Flashback to their father's college days where he's part of a heavy metal band and playing a cowbell which does not fit the genre.]
Band Members: [over his cowbell] "Dude! Dude! DUDE! You're out of the band."
[Lynn Sr. breaks down crying and leaves the dorm.]
"Ooh, that's rough." said Grant.
"You play the cowbell?" asked CJ.
"Sure do. Both me and Kotaro." said Lynn Sr. as he and Kotaro brought out their cowbells and began to play them a bit.
"You used to have a mustache Dad?" asked Leni.
"Indeed I did, and a fine one at that! At least until my semester abroad." Lynn Sr. replied as he and Kotaro put their cowbells away.
"I think I see why they kicked you out, Loud." Mr. Grouse muttered.
Lynn Sr. tried to defend himself but couldn't think of anything. He turned to his wife and kids.
"Do you guys think the cowbell is cool?" he asked.
Rita and the kids traded glances.
"Well… we're ok with you liking it." said Luna.
"But it can get annoying at times." Luan added.
[End flashback and he's still upset over those days. The kids comfort him.]
Loud Kids: [sympathetic] "Aww..."
Luna: "Well, you can be in our band!"
[The kids encourage their father to join them.]
Lynn Sr.: "Well...if you all insist." [rips off his shirt and reveals his old band uniform underneath with his pants ripped.] "KA-POW!" [starts playing his cowbell while getting jiggy with it as his kids stare at him awkwardly.] "WOO! HA HA!"
Lisa: "I sincerely hope that's not contagious."
Lynn Sr. blushed at everyone seeing his heart-boxers while there was a mixture of laughter and shuddering.
"Ugh, Dad-butt." shuddered Sid.
"Nice chonies!" Carl laughed.
"You really got to sew those up Lynn." said Albert.
"Sew true!" said Luan, laughing. Benny and Giggles high-fived her.
Luna: [with a score sheet] "All right, dudes, let's try busting out this jam. It's called Plastic Bag Blown Through The Gutter Of Life. Lyrics by Lucy..."
"Perfect title." said Haiku as she and the Morticians Club applauded.
Lucy gave a small smile.
[Lucy takes a bow]
Luna: "...music by yours truly. One, two! One, two, three, four!"
[They all start practicing and Charles howls.]
Luna: "Dudes! Charles wants to sing lead!" [brings the dog in to howl as the lead singer. The Loud family plays their instruments]
"Sing it Dog!" said Rusty.
Charles barked happily.
"You guy seem to be having a good time." commented Sam.
"Yeah we were!" said Luna before frowning as she remembered what happened next.
[Luna suddenly gets a call from her roadie Chunk.]
Luna: "Yo, Chunk! What's that? I can't hear you! Hold on a sec!" [puts Charles down and turns to her siblings.] "You guys! Keep practicing! And remember, it's not about being the best, it's all about having fun!" [heads out to hear Chunk's news.]
"If only you remembered that within the next ten minutes." Lisa muttered.
Everyone looked at her confused aside from the Louds. Luna looked away.
Chunk: "'Oy! Have you heard, mate? Mick Swagger's in town! He's gonna be scoutin' for local talent at the Family Fun Fair!"
"Mick Swagger?" asked Frida. "He's your hero, right?"
"Yeah, he's the one who got me into Rock 'n roll, remember?" said Luna.
"Did you get to meet him that day?" asked Sam.
"Well…" Luna said with a blush.
Luna: [speechless] "Mick...in town? This could be my big break, man!"
[Luna has a fantasy.]
Mick Swagger: "And now, I'd like to introduce the greatest musical discovery of my 40 year career: LUNA LOUD!"
[Luna starts rocking out as the crowd cheers for her.]
Crowd: "LUNA! LUNA! LUNA!"
"That'll happen Luna." Lincoln smiled. "I know it will."
Luna smiled. "Thanks baby bro."
"Mick's been playing for 40 years?!" Carlota asked in surprise.
"He's one of the greatest," said Sam.
"Too right mate." said Tabby.
[End fantasy.]
Chunk: "Luna!"
Luna: [snaps out of it] "Thanks for the call, brah. I've got work to do." [hangs up and turns to her family not exactly worthy of Mick.] "A lot of work."
"Oh I see where this is going." said Stella.
"I can tell this'll end well." Clyde deadpanned.
Luna winced.
Luna: [to her family] "Okay, people, from the top! This time, let's try to step it up a notch!"
Leni: [raises her hand] "Um...I...I don't have an instrument. What should I play?"
Luna: "Hm...why don't you sing backup?"
[Leni eagerly nods]
Luna: "Alright, Louds! One, two, three!"
[The family starts playing.]
Leni: [singing] "Backup backup backup~!"
Luna: "No no no no. Leni, you don't actually sing the words "Backup". You sing what's on the page."
Leni: "Oh. Got it!" [singing] "What's on the page! What's on the page! What's on the pa-haaaaaage~!"
Everyone facepalmed.
"Chaz likes your singing voice Leni." said Chaz.
Leni giggled.
[Lynn Sr. is still doing his thing with his cowbell.]
Luna: "Uh...rockin', Dad. Could you just dial it back a bit?"
[Lynn tries blowing into her tuba to no avail.]
Lynn: [frustrated] "Can't get this tuba to work."
"Yeah, that happens in the band room a lot." said Zach.
"And you should see Rusty with the French Horn." giggled Girl Jordan.
Rusty muttered indignantly under his breath.
[Luna shakes it and blows into it to reveal that Geo got stuck in there. The little hamster lands in Lucy's pipe organ.]
Luna: "GEO!" [presses down on organ keys and gets Geo out.]
"How did Geo even get in the tuba in the first place?" asked Mrs. Johnson.
Geo shrugged.
"Your guess is as good as ours Mrs. J." Lincoln replied.
[Geo's hamster ball bonks Lori on her head. She drops her music sheet and Luan plays her whoopee cushion as the oldest sister bends over to pick it up.]
Luan: "Nice tootin', sis!"
[Everyone laughs at Luan's joke except Luna and Lori who is miffed to be the literal butt of it.]
"Well that time you could say that wasn't you." said Lola.
"Well all those other times it wasn't." Lori said.
"What about when Lincoln was filming you for the contest?" asked CJ.
"Those times it was my shoe!" Lori exclaimed before suddenly letting out a fart. She blushed in embarrassment. "That was… also my shoe."
"This coming from the person who had her low-cal bean chips to eat." said Luan.
"So much fiber isn't good for your system Lori." said Lisa.
Lori rolled her eyes.
"Besides, that was weak!" exclaimed Lana before ripping a louder fart.
Everyon coughed and sputtered.
"Dang it Lana!" Lola gagged.
"Ugh I can smell those hot dogs!" gagged Sid.
"Bad breath and bad gas!" cried Liam.
"Nasty!" cried Rusty.
"And I thought Bessie's cow pies were stinky!" coughed Liam.
"Muy fuchi!" Sergo cried.
Lana laughed as she and Lynn high-fived.
Luna: "Guys, can we focus, please? We need to-" [notices her Dad still jamming.] "Dad! Dad!" [turns to Lincoln on cello.] "That's it, bro! You got it!" [turns to her father] "Dad!"
"Out of all of us in our generation, Lincoln is the second best Loud at playing an instrument." said Luan.
"She's right." said Luna. "While I know how to play all of them, Lincoln knows how to master the cello, drums, and soon he'll be a great guitar player."
Lincoln blushed at the praise as Luna ruffled his hair.
[Lincoln puts on some cool shades and accidentally twirls his cello so hard it spins out of control.]
Lincoln: "Oops!"
[The cello plows over Lana's paint cans for drums which roll off and carry Lisa, Lola, and Lynn around and they collide into the rest of their siblings, leaving them in a pile. Luna gets out and growls in frustration.]
"Wow, what a Loud pile." quipped Liam.
"And Luna doesn't look too happy." Laird said nervously.
Luna: [irked] "Dudes...this is the worst rehearsal I've ever seen!"
Lincoln: "But...you said it doesn't matter if we were good."
Luna: "Forget about what I said, bro. Mick Swagger's gonna be at the show."
Lynn Sr.: [Excited] "Mick Swagger?! Sweet!"
Luna: "No! It's not sweet! This is my chance to be discovered, and you guys ARE MESSING IT UP!"
Everyone was shocked.
"Jeez Luna, calm down!" exclaimed Ronnie Anne.
"Yeah, that was harsh." said Stella.
"Not everyone can be as talented as you, your band, and all the other musical geniuses in here." added Clyde.
"Yeah I was acting like a jerk." Luna said in shame.
[Lynn Sr. is still jamming.]
Luna: [exasperated] "Dad. Dad! DAD!" [fails to get his attention.] "That's it. YOU...ARE OUT OF THE BAND!"
[The words "out of the band" echo through and the kids gasp. Lynn Sr. drops his cowbell and leaves, sobbing. Luna's siblings look at her in disdain.]
Everyone's jaws dropped while Lynn Sr. put his head in his hand in sadness.
"Luna!" Sam exclaimed with a glare. "That was so mean!"
"You kicked your own father out of your band?!" exclaimed Chunk.
"That's hurtful!" said CJ.
"And harsh." added Liam.
"Well to be fair he wasn't listening to her." Mr. Grouse said.
"Not helping Bud." Albert said.
Luna: [hostilely] "What?"
Lori: "You literally just fired your own dad!"
Luna: "I'm not gonna let Captain Cowbell ruin my big chance!" [picking up the music sheets] "Now let's get back to work. We're gonna be here all day. So, if you guys have plans, cancel them. If you gotta pee, hold it. We really have to nail this!"
Lincoln: "What?! No way!"
[The other girls chastise Luna for her behavior.]
Luna: "All right. You're all out of my band!"
Everyone gasped.
"Your own family?!" Clyde exclaimed.
"Luna, how could you be so mean?!" Sam demanded angrily.
"They were trying their best young lady!" added Rita sternly.
"Looks like someone forgot what Lincoln learned during the family photo incident." said Sid.
"And it seems as though you're taking a page out of Lincoln's book." added Carelos.
Luna felt terrible for what she did that day.
"I know! I know! I was being such a jerk! I should've just remembered what Mick said! But I was blinded by a chance to be in the Big Leagues!" she said in guilt.
"Luna, I was in the Big Leagues myself." said Hector. "But while I did enjoy the fame, the fun in doing so was what made me want to continue to play with my band."
"I get that Mr. Casagrande." Luna nodded.
Lincoln: "No! You're out of our band!" [a music sheet falls on his face, which he quickly swats off.] "'Cause we're gonna play without you and we're gonna have fun!"
Lana: "Yeah! And we'll pee whenever we want to!"
Luna: "Fine by me. You're all holding me back, anyway. And when I'm on tour with Mick, don't call me for tickets!" [bends over to grab her axe only to be met with Luan making another whoopee cushion gesture. She growls at her pranky roommate then storms off.]
"Yeah I had that coming." Luna sighed.
[Luna and Luan's room; Luna is on her bed holding her guitar.]
Luna: "Who needs them anyway? Not me. All I need...is a new tune." [starts playing and singing softly] " They don't understaaaaaaaaand... / Girl's gotta have a baaaaaaaand... " [dislikes it and switches to a more hardcore style.]
"Needs work." said Sameer.
"Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious." Casey deadpanned.
Luna: " Time for me to go solo / You know what they say: YOLO " [realizes what she just sang.] "UGH! Come on, Luna! What are you thinking? This is for Mick! You just used the word YOLO!"
All the music lovers cringed.
"Yeah, using YOLO in a song is just wrong." said Sam.
"Trying to even use it is like writing a story with all the subtlety of a hammer to the gonads." added Lisa.
Everyone 12 and up snickered.
"Is something funny?" asked Lisa.
"Heh... you said "gonads"." chuckled Lincoln.
"Oh, grow up." Lisa muttered. (1)
[Instead of her guitar, Luna tries using a keyboard to play a new tune.]
Luna: "Nah. Too pop-y." [plays lower keys] "Nah. Too depressing." [plays a soothing tune] "Nah. Too 90's! [tosses her headphones] GAH!"
"Yeah, writer's block does happen to every kind of writer." nodded Rita.
[She hears her siblings having a good time playing in their band. She closes the window and curtains in sadness. She is now lying on the floor and softly strums her guitar.]
"At least you're starting to realize your mistake." said Maria.
"A little, but yeah." said Luna.
Luna: [sings depressed] "I stink and I can't write a single song / [Her voice breaks] Wow, there's a big crack in the ceiling" [Is about to cry but sits up; Speaking.] "Maybe I just need a change of scenery."
"Yeah, we've all had those days." said Benny.
[The Eat Diner and Coffee Shop. Luna is still struggling to come up with lyrics. She tears off her latest draft right into a stranger's soup.]
Luna: "Oh. Sorry, dude."
Stranger: "No worries. What are you writing?"
Luna: "It's supposed to be a song. But I'm wicked blocked."
Stranger: "Maybe I can help. I've dabbled in music myself. Have a seat."
"That guy looks familiar." said Sam, squinting her eyes.
"Yeah, but I can't put my finger on it." said Chunk, tapping his chin.
Lincoln's eyes widened. "Wait, was that…?" he began. Facing his oldest brown-haired sister.
"Yup." Luna replied.
Luna: [sits down in the booth and picks up a fry.] "You gonna finish that, brah?"
Stranger: "It's all yours. So, what's going on?"
Luna: "I really gotta kill it with this song. And everything I write is garbage." [eats her fry] "I actually tried to rhyme with YOLO."
Stranger: [cringing] "Ooh..."
"Ditto random stranger Luna met in the diner." said Bobby.
Luna: "I know, right? You mind?"
[The stranger hands her his soup which she slurps up.]
Stranger: "So, what's so important about this song?"
Luna: "I'm supposed to perform at the Family Fun Fair tonight, and Mick Swagger's gonna be there! It's my only chance to impress him! So, I gotta be my very best!"
Stranger: "Hm...wasn't it Mick Swagger who said "Rock and roll isn't about being the best, it's about having fun"?"
Luna: "Yeah..."
Stranger: "Well, when was the last time you had fun?"
[Luna remembers that the last time she had fun was when she was in the family band, which makes her realize what's more important.]
Luna: "Dude! I gotta go!" [runs off, comes back, grabs another fry, and runs off again.]
"That guy really opened your eyes, didn't he?" asked Luan.
"He sure did." Luna said with a fond smile.
[The Family Fun Fair. The rest of the Loud kids are getting ready to perform.]
Rita: [excited] "Ooh! Look at my little rock stars!"
Lucy: "My real genre is death metal."
Rita: "SO CUTE!"
"That seems to have a double-meaning." said Carol.
"It does." Lucy replied.
[Enter Luna]
Luna: "DUDES! You got room for one more?"
[Her siblings are still not happy with her.]
Lincoln: "What about impressing Mick? We don't wanna 'hold you back'."
Luna: "I'm sorry about all that stuff I said. I acted like a real bonehead today. I forgot the one rule of rock and roll. It doesn't matter if I don't play my best for Mick. All that matters is having fun. And the only time I have fun is doing it with you guys. So, what do you say? Will you take me back?"
[A moment of silence]
Lincoln: [elated] "Heck yeah! It wouldn't be a family band without you!"
"Wow, you forgave her fast." commented Nikki.
"Well of course we did. She's our sister." Lynn said.
Luna placed her hand over her heart, touched.
Luan: "Grab some sheet music!"
[As Luna does as her roommate says, Luan plays the whoopee cushion on cue once again. They all laugh at that gesture.]
Everyone laughed.
Luna: "Wait. It's not a family band yet. Where's Dad?"
Rita: "The place he always goes when he's sad: the Whirl-n'-Twirl."
"What about when the fair isn't in town?" asked Kotaro.
"Usually in the basement eating all the ice cream in the fridge." Lynn replied.
[Luna hurries over to the Whirl-n'-Twirl and finds her father there still sobbing over getting kicked out of the band.]
Luna: "DAD, I'M SORRY!" [waits for him to pass around again given the ride's motions.] "PLEASE COME BACK TO THE BAND!" [waits for another lap] "IT WON'T BE FUN..." [waits again] "...WITHOUT YOU!"
Lynn Sr.: [passing] "YOU MEAN IT?!"
Luna: [on his next lap] "YES!"
Lynn Sr. "OPERATOR, STOP THIS RIDE!"
[The operator does so and that causes Lynn Sr. to launch out and land with a thud.]
"Ooh!" everyone winced.
Lynn Sr.: "Apology accepted!" [tears open his band member uniform and starts jamming once again.] "THE BELL IS BACK!"
"Heck yeah the bell is back!" Lynn Sr. said happily. "Thanks again honey." he said to his third-born.
"Anytime Pop-Star." Luna smiled.
Luna: "Mom...we're gonna need you, too!" [holds out a tambourine.]
Rita: "Oh, honey. I don't know how to play."
Lincoln: "That's okay. Neither do we."
Luna: "But we're gonna have fun!"
[Rita grabs the tambourine and starts dancing to the beat with her husband as they bump their rumps together.]
Lisa: [somewhat frightened] "Heaven help us...it is contagious."
Everyone laughed or shuddered while Rita and Lynn Sr. blushed.
"Do you know how to do that too Pop-Pop?" asked Leni.
"No, but your Gran-Gran did." Albert replied.
"The only real butt-shaker that isn't a Loud member is Meryl, our school secretary." said Lincoln.
"I remember seeing her do that on stage at the talent show." said Principal Ramirez. "Though she doesn't remember how she got there."
Zach whistles innocently.
[The family is now performing on stage with Luna as lead singer.]
Luna: " Plastic bag blowing in the gutter / Lost and alone like toast without butter! "
"I'm liking the tune." said Sam.
"And those lyrics, well done Lucy." praised Hector.
"Thanks." Lucy half-smiled.
Leni: [walking backwards] "Hey, guys! I'm a backup dancer!" [carelessly falls off the stage.]
Snickers went around as Leni blushed.
Lincoln: "Luna! Take a solo!"
Luna: "Nah. This is a family band, dude!"
Lincoln: "Yeah, but you're the only one who can actually play!"
[Luna smiles and rocks on.]
Everyone cheered at Luna's solo.
Luna: "Dad! Cowbell solo!"
Lynn Sr.: "Seriously?! I knew this day would come! Okay, here we go!" [performs his solo]
Everyone applauded at Lynn Sr.'s solo.
[The song's over and the crowd loved the Louds' performance. As the Loud Family walks away, the stranger from the diner is there to see Luna.]
Stranger: "Hey, mate! You guys looked like you were having fun out there!"
Luna: "We were."
Stranger: "And you were brilliant. You've got real talent."
Luna: "Thanks. And thanks for that little talk back at the restaurant. It really helped straighten me out. I was being horrible to my family to impress a guy who didn't even show up."
Stranger: "Oh, I wouldn't say that." [reveals himself to be Mick Swagger.]
Luna: [stammering with awe] "Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh..."
Everyone aside from Lincoln, Luna, and Lynn Sr, gasped.
"Holy Aerosmith! It's him!" gasped Sam.
"He did show up!" exclaimed Rita.
"And he broke Luna's brain." added Paula.
Luna blushed and giggled sheepishly.
Lynn Sr.: "Hey, honey. Got us funnel cakes. Who's this?"
[Mick reveals his face again.]
Mick: "The name's Mick Swagger, mate! And you were great, too! I love that passion on the cowbell!"
"Wow, another person who actually likes the cowbell in a band." mused Principal Huggins.
Luna & Lynn Sr.: [stammering] "Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh..."
[Mick shrugs and is about to head off.]
Mick: [noticing the funnel cakes] "Are you gonna finish those?" [takes them] "Cheers, mate!" [leaves]
[Luna and her father continue stammering and suddenly faint in shock.]
Everyone laughed while Luna and Lynn Sr. blushed.
"Well, that was quite the story." mused Carol.
Luna faced her siblings.
"Guys, I know I said this last year, but it only feels right for me to say it again; I am so sorry for the way I acted that day." she said sadly. "I acted like such a butthead and forgot what Mick said. We were all having such a good time together and I was willing to throw it all away to impress my hero. But having fun with you is much more important. And even if I don't make it big with my band, I'll always be happy to play with you."
She faced her parents.
"You guys as well." she added.
Everyone smiled at Luna.
"We hear you Loud and clear sis." Luan giggled.
"We're just glad you learned your lesson." added Lori.
"And we know that someday you will make it big with your band." said Lincoln. "And we all have a feeling that Mick Swagger will be impressed with you and will want to perform with you."
"Couldn't agree more mate."
Everyone gasped as they turned to the screen and saw the man himself, Mick Swagger, walk up.
"Greetings mates!" he greeted.
"Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh..." Luna, Sam, Lynn Sr., and Tabby stammered.
Lincoln quickly shook Luna out of her trance. Benny, Rita, and Polly did the same with Sam, Lynn Sr., and Tabby.
"Mick Swagger?!" Luna asked in shock.
"The one and only luv." Mick smiled.
"I can't believe he's actually in the dimension with us!" exclaimed Sam.
"But wait, how did you get here?" asked Lincoln.
"I brought him here."
Everyone looked and saw Joe walk up.
"I figured that after what had happened in this episode here, why not bring Mick Swagger here for a little bit to speak to Luna about how well she learned her lesson." said Joe.
"He filled me in on what was happenin'." added Mick as he approached Luna. "I never really got to truly tell you Luna love, I was impressed by your performance that day, as well as other performances that you've done on the telly, especially America's Got Talent."
"Y-You really mean that?" Luna asked in surprise.
"I do." Mick nodded. "And while I wasn't impressed by your behavior toward your siblings and father after your roadie called you, I was happy to see that my words helped you remember what I said about Rock 'n Roll: it's about having fun. And you took that to heart, not just with this performance, but all other ones you had afterwards. You're a true rockstar Luna, and a good sister and friend."
Luna smiled happily.
"Aw shucks Mick, you're tugging at my heartstrings." Luna said.
"Well I do mean every word." Mick smiled. "And here's another thing: When you all get back to your dimension and the next time I'm in Royal Woods, I'll be sure to play alongside you and your band. And you, Sam, Sully, and Mazzy can play with me and my band as well."
Everyone, especially Luna and Sam, gasped
"Really?!" Luna asked.
"And," Mick added. "I'd be honored to open for you and the Moon Goats as well when I'm in town as well."
Everyone gasped again as Luna and Sam's eyes widened in shock, disbelief, and awe.
"You really mean that?!" Luna asked, not sure if what she was hearing was true.
"Sure do Luna." Mick replied.
Luna and Sam were so awestruck… before they fell to their knees and began to bow up and down.
"We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" they cried.
"We're scum!" cried Luna.
"We suck!" cried Sam.
Amused, Mick held out his arm and glanced to the side. (2)
"OK, come back up you two." said Lori.
Chunk and Carol walked over and helped Luna up. Becky and Dana did the same with Sam.
"Thank you so much Mick!" Luna exclaimed.
"We're gonna have the best time ever!" added Sam.
"Good to hear loves." said Mick. "Now before I leave, how about a picture."
"Mind if Chunk, Tabby, and my Dad get in on this?" asked Luna.
"Sure mates." said Mick.
Lynn Sr., Chunk, and Tabby and smiled as they got into the picture. Luna held out her phone and took the picture.
"I'll send it to you guys." said Luna.
"With that said, I gotta go." said Mick. "See you all when you return to our dimension. And remember, Rock 'n Roll is all about having fun!"
"By Mick Swagger!" everyone said.
With that, Joe snapped his fingers and Mick Swagger disappeared in a flash of light.
"Well, I gotta head back." said Joe. "I promised Ang I'd help her set up for some friends coming over. Up next, Lincoln goes from a day at the dentist to an interesting adventure."
With that, Joe feel through a portal under his feet back to his dimension.
"Wonder what kind of adventure Lincoln had." said Clyde.
"Guess we'll have to watch to find out." said Ronnie Anne.
Everyone faced the screen once more.
To be continued...
Got my least favorite Luna episode out of the way! Be sure to rate and review, PM me dialogue suggestions for future episodes and Lucy's eye color and I'll see you soon.
Special dialogue thanks to:
TLHfanficReader21
KRUSA1
Gloyd R. Orangeboar
Mick Swagger's surprise appearance suggested by Isom
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