Before this chapter begins I just wanted to let you know that this chapter will be a bit longer than most, but that is because I just wanted to get through the rest of the non-legends for Gen 3 before getting to the legends.
That's all, enjoy!
#361: Snorunt
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered
Snorunt lives in areas where it heavily snows and during the warmer months of spring and summer it usually goes to live amongst the stalactites and stalagmites in deep caverns. Certain folklore tells that if a Snorunt visits a home, it ensures prosperity for generations to come.
Snorunt mating season takes place at the start of Winter since their gestation period isn't that long, 1 week inside then 1 week after being laid as an egg, and it gives the young Snorunt a chance to get better accustomed to the freezing cold quicker. Snorunt are capable of living solely off of eating ice and snow, so food is never an issue with newborns.
When looking for a mate, male Snorunt often take the largest piece of ice they can carry with them to present to the female in an attempt to entice her. Female Snorunt have to move the edges of the hood that surrounds most of their body quite far in order for the male to enter. Snorunt are one of few Pokémon that actually don't get hotter as they mate as any sort of heat is not good for them.
#362: Glalie
Type: Ice
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered
To protect itself, Glalie constructs an armor of rock that hardens into an armor of ice. Glalie has the ability to freeze the moisture in the air into any shape that it desires, and can freeze its prey instantly before eating in a leisurely fashion.
Many wonder how exactly Glalie mate since they appear to be just a head, but in truth Glalie have a latch located at the bottom of their armor that they can open up to expose their genitals. Male Glalie entice a mate by freezing moisture to a shape that the female Glalie or Froslass desires, and decide whether or not that Glalie is the rightful choice based on design and execution of the shape.
Female Glalie often have to wedge themselves between two wide rocks to keep themselves stable as the male Glalie pounds them with their penis that feels freezing cold to the touch, much like an icicle. Glalie semen is just as cold as the rest of their bodies, and can freeze if not met by the female's uterus in time.
#363: Spheal
Type: Ice/Water
Average penis diameter/design: 3 inch, round
Spheal don't know how to swim, so they get around on land and can move faster if they roll around. When groups of Spheal eat, they often clap their flippers together to show pleasure, which means that Spheal meal time can be quite noisy.
Because Spheal can't swim and they are usually found near bodies of water, travel for mating isn't much of an option less they hitch a ride on a large sea-bearing Pokémon, so Spheal look for mates on whatever area they happen to be living in. Spheal court by giving food to one another as a sign of kindness, if one Spheal gives food to another and that Spheal gives food back, it means that that Spheal is interested in mating.
Spheal have a penis that's about as round as their body, it looks more like a ball with a small slit than an actual penis but it is quite functional. Spheal vaginas are also quite rounded and provide the perfect entryway for the males.
#364: Sealeo
Type: Ice/Water
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, rounded, tapered
Sealeo has a very sensitive nose that it will touch new things with to examine them. To entertain themselves, Sealeo will often balance round objects on their noses, be it a Pokéball, a round rock or even a Spheal.
Upon evolution, Sealeo quickly learn how to swim so they are able to look for mates outside of their own area. When Sealeo spots a desirable potential mate, it will usually dive down and snag some food for the mate as an offering, some Pokémon other than Sealeo might find the act to be thoughtful but odd, but it does typically work.
Sealeo penises aren't as ball shaped as Spheal's, but they do have a very rounded edge which basically feels like sticking a thick metal rod in there, but is quite satisfying to feel. Sealeo can also use their cute appearance to even get humans to willingly mate with it.
#365: Walrein
Type: Ice/Water
Average penis length/design: 12 inch, rounded, tapered
Walrein uses its long tusks to shatter ice as it swims along to help clear paths for any other Pokémon that live in the area. Walrein's thick blubber protects it from the freezing cold waters and also enemy attacks, making Walrein quite a formidable opponent.
In packs of wild Spheal and Sealeo, there is usually an Alpha Walrein that watches over them and usually claims to most of the mates in the area, that Walrein is usually the biggest, fattest and also the toughest. A few times a year, Beta Walrein may challenge the Alpha in a battle of strength as they crush as much ice as they can to see if that Walrein may become the new Alpha.
Alpha Walrein usually prefer mates in their Betas, so most Spheal and Sealeo are free to mate with one another in the pack as they please, but once a Sealeo evolves it then becomes either a mate for the Alpha or become subject to bullying by the Alpha.
#366: Clamperl
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered
Clamperl grows while being protected by its rock-hard shell, and a fully grown Clamperl will often be seen with a shell covered in scratches from battle. Once in a lifetime, Clamperl will create a magnificent pearl that, when it evolves, can amplify psychic powers when held.
Often times, Clamperl will escape the comfort of their own shell to mate with another as their genitals are located deep inside the shell. The problem with this is that Clamperl's shell isn't large enough to close on both Clamperl, so both Clamperl become more vulnerable when mating. It's typically the male Clamperl that goes into the female's shell as the Clamperl more on the outside is more vulnerable than that on the inside.
It's common that Clamperl that possess a pearl have the better chance at getting to mate, but most Clamperl will mate with any other if they are physically attractive enough.
#367: Huntail
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered
Huntail evolve when a Clamperl comes into contact with a tooth found at the very bottom of the deep ocean. Huntail live in the depths of the ocean and are able to see through the murky depths. Huntail's tail is shaped like a fish and can use the tail to lure prey in before swallowing it whole.
Because Huntail are deep sea dwellers and live where most Pokémon don't dare to go, finding a mate isn't the easiest task in the world for them, so if a Huntail does spot another Huntail and it happens to be of the opposite gender, then they will usually go straight to mating without so much as a hello.
Baby Clamperl aren't able to survive in the murky deep sea as much, so female Huntail often have to go to shallower waters to lay their eggs and raise their young. Since Huntail know they are more vulnerable outside the deep sea, mothers will often raise their young for about 2 weeks before returning to their home.
#368: Gorebyss
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered
Gorebyss evolve when a Clamperl both grows its pearl and comes into contact with a special scale found at the very depths of the ocean. While Gorebyss may appear to be beautiful, they are also cruel. Gorebyss will often leech onto prey with its thin mouth and suck out its victim's bodily fluids.
Gorebyss live in the same deep waters as Huntail, their bodies are able to withstand the high pressure, so its not uncommon for Gorebyss and Huntail to find mates in one another, especially since they both do evolve from the same Pokémon. While Huntail prefer a more rough and tough mating style, Gorebyss tend to take things a more calm and loving route, but both Pokémon are able to adjust.
Also, Gorebyss usually only mate with a Huntail more as a last resort type of deal as they do find Huntail to be the uglier evolution, Gorebyss become overjoyed when they do find another Gorebyss that is also looking for a mate. Gorebyss do take the time to get to know one another before getting down to mating.
#369: Relicanth
Type: Water/Rock
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
It is said that Relicanth's appearance hasn't changed for 100 million years and is said to be an older species than a few fossilized ancient Pokémon species. Relicanth feeds on microscopic organisms with its toothless mouth. They say that Relicanth also has a relation to the legendary rock, ice and steel trio.
Because Relicanth is such an old Pokémon species, their courting style is about as old fashioned as it gets. When a male Relicanth finds a female that it likes, he will kindly go up to it and make some comments about her appearance and ask to go on a swim sometime. Female Relicanth have the mindset that the male is in charge and that's it, so they always are patient when waiting for a male to approach them.
Relicanth aren't as used to some of the more modern mating positions that most sea Pokémon have developed and tend to just float around while doing their thing. Relicanth are, however, adventurous enough to try other positions. Male Relicanth literally only have one shot at getting his sperm to enter the female, so he always makes sure to make it count.
#370: Luvdisc
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, heart shaped head
They say that if a couple sees a Luvdisc, then they will be blessed with eternal love and happiness. During the spawning season, groups of Luvdisc will gather up in coral reefs, causing the water to turn pink.
It's easy to think that Luvdisc are the masters of courting and mating but, for them, it's actually a bit more difficult than it looks. Since Luvdisc has a 75% female ratio, finding a male can be a bit tricky, especially since there's no physical difference between male and female Luvdisc. In a pinch, most female Luvdisc will mate with another female to help relieve sexual tension, but if they do meet a male Luvdisc then they will become almost instant mates.
Luvdisc genitals are actually located between the two curves of their heart shaped body, so when they mate it sort of looks like a reverse kiss with one Luvdisc lying on its side and the other being upright. It's said that any Pokémon swimming by that spot two Luvdisc mating will soon be blessed with a mate of their own.
#371: Bagon
Type: Dragon
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered
Bagon are born with a desire to fly and will often leap off of cliffs or tall areas in an attempt to join bird Pokémon, this usually ends with Bagon smashing its iron-sturdy head on wherever it lands. These headbutts are strong enough to turn boulders into small pebbles.
Competing Bagon will often clash heads with one another as a test of strength, with the winner being given the right to any mate it chooses. Bagon look for mates that are about as hard headed, and maybe a little reckless, as themselves.
Bagon will often mate at the top of cliffs on top of rocks so they get the mindset that they're mating while flying. Compared to most dragon Pokémon, Bagon gestation is rather short, about 3 weeks inside then 3 more in the egg after being laid, so keeping the Bagon population alive is easier than it appears.
#372: Shelgon
Type: Dragon
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, tapered
Inside Shelgon's iron hard shell, its cells are changing to form a completely new body that will emerge upon evolution. The shell is very heavy and leaves Shelgon to be rather sluggish, so Shelgon will often hide away in caverns as they await evolution.
When a Shelgon spots another Pokémon that it's attracted to, it will usually soak its shell in spring water to give it a shinier appeal. If appearances alone don't work, then Shelgon will show themselves off by using their shell to smash rocks and boulders.
As mentioned, Shelgon's heavy shell causes them to move rather slowly, so it's not that Shelgon don't enjoy a hard, fast mating, it's just that their shell sort of prevents them from going too crazy. Shelgon genitals, like many shelled or cocooned Pokémon, are located inside a special flap that's just in between their hind legs.
#373: Salamence
Type: Dragon/Flying
Average penis length/design: 15 inch, tapered
Salamence come from a strong will and desire to grow wings and fly, this will causes a genetic mutation that causes majestic wings to grow. If Salamence becomes enraged, then it will become uncontrollable as it destroys everything in its path with sharp claws and fire.
Salamence's lust is about as unquenchable as their rage. When mating season comes around, Salamence will stop at nothing until it finds a mate capable of handling their size, often returning to the cave it grew up in to see if any potential mates are around. If Salamence happens to see a Pokémon of its relative size before it gets to its cave, then it will dive in and make that Pokémon its mate, whether it likes it or not.
Salamence aren't the fastest dragon Pokémon species, but they do know how to give a good, hard mating when the time comes. Male Salamence will usually drive their 15 inch members into whatever female they happen to be with and will often breathe a blue flame upon orgasm as they release up to a quart of hot Sala seed. Female Salamence prefer solitude while pregnant as they become that much vulnerable during that time.
#374: Beldum
Type: Steel/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Instead of blood, powerful magnetic forces flow through Beldum's body causing it to levitate. When it sleeps, Beldum anchors itself to a cliff using the hooks on its rear. The reason why Beldum can only know the move Take-Down is because they haven't fully honed in on their psychic abilities, so they attack using a reckless charge.
Beldum are genderless and therefore cannot reproduce like most flesh and bone Pokémon. Beldum instead rely on one of their evolutions to go into abandoned factories and look for pieces of scrap metal that they can mold into the shape of Beldum and give life using psychic abilities.
This, of course, doesn't mean that Beldum don't have a way to give pleasure to themselves or each other. The insides of Beldum's rear are hollow minus their hooks, so it is quite easy to fit things into it and there's a special spot in the way back of Beldum's insides that, when touched, makes them feel really good.
#375: Metang
Type: Steel/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Metang is created when two Beldum become magnetically fused together, the two combined brains help to amplify Metang's psychic abilities. Metang's steel body is so tough that it can be hit by a flying jet and not get a single scratch.
As previously stated, Metang reproduce by using psychic abilities to mold scrap metal and give life to new Pokémon. However, this takes a lot of psychic power to achieve and many first time Metang will become extremely exhausted or even die from doing this. If Metang does happen to survive this, then it will usually take about a month to recover and 5 more months before they can perform this again.
To give each other pleasure, two Metang will often rub the tip of their spiked noses together, creating a magnetic pulse that sends pleasure waves up to their brains and helps them feel good, but Metang do need to be careful as they could end up evolving if they get too close to each other. Metang can also do this themselves by rubbing their nose on magnetic pieces of metal.
#376: Metagross
Type: Steel/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Metagross form when two Metang become magnetically fused together. The four combined brains gives Metagross the intelligence of a supercomputer, the sort of intelligence that is only rivaled by Alakazam. To hunt, Metagross will use one of its four mighty arms to pin down its victim before consuming with the mouth located on its stomach.
As stated, Metagross reproduce by molding scrap metal and giving life with psychic abilities, however since Metagross's abilities are even more honed than Metang, it can do this easily without wearing itself out so much. However, Metagross are still cautious about doing this too many times as they know from Metang's experience how mentally exhausting the reproduction process can be.
Metagross don't pay much mind to pleasure as they feel that it distracts them from processing all the data their brains have to offer, but on the occasion Metagross might find a clean cylindrical metal object that it will place into its mouth and suck on, the metallic taste sending notes of pleasure to its brains.
Ba-bang.
How exactly I made it to this point, I'm not exactly sure, but I'm kinda glad I'm here. Thanks for reading up to this point and if you liked it, then please let me know. The next chapter will feature all of the gen 3 legendary Pokémon, so stay tuned for that.
Take care and goodbye!