Alright, here it is, the final chapter for Gen 3 Sexdex entries. As mentioned in the previous chapter, this one will be all about the Hoenn Legendary and Mythical Pokémon and how exactly these great beasts fuck.

Also, I might have mentioned this previously, I believe that most legends are genderless and I have worked around a few genderless Pokémon in the past but, forgive me if I sound like a teenage girl which I basically am…whatever.

Nothing to it but to get to it, enjoy!


#377: Regirock

Type: Rock

Penis length/design: 11 inch, stone link

Regirock is the legendary beast made entirely out of rock, and can attach rocks to itself should its body become chipped or damaged. They say that the rocks that originally formed Regirock are that of when land was first formed on the Earth.

Since Regirock is made of rock, it can pretty much live forever and doesn't really have a need to reproduce. However, Regirock is able to form rock statues together out of very specific rock types that it can give life to with electric abilities, creating Regirock to guard over other regions like Unova or Galar.

When it does seek pleasure, Regirock will look for any large Rock Type Pokémon and use its penis, which kind of looks like a tan Onix without a head and a small crack at the tip that releases a small dust cloud upon orgasm, to penetrate that Pokémon. They say that if a Pokémon mates with a Regirock, it will be ensured an exterior harder than rock itself.


#378: Regice

Type: Ice

Penis length/design: 10 inch, ice spear

Regice is the legendary beast made entirely out of ice, and is said to have slept in a glacier for thousands of years. Regice's body has an internal temperature of -328 degrees F, so cold that not even molten lava can melt it.

Regice create more of its own kind by sculpting a statue of ice that it gives life to with a Zap Cannon ability. It is said that in just about every region with an icy area, there is a Regice somewhere deep inside watching over the Ice Pokémon that inhabit it.

Regice look for pleasure by drilling a hole large enough to fit its large icicle of a penis into and sticks said penis in there until it releases a load of incredibly cold semen inside. Regice also has the coldest semen upon release of all Pokémon, with temperatures similar to that of dry ice.


#379: Registeel

Type: Steel

Penis length/design: 10 inch, iron pole

Registeel is the legendary beast made of a kind of steel that's harder than any metal on Earth, formed through magma pressurized for thousands of years, and thus Registeel cannot be scratched. However, despite its iron hard body, Registeel is actually hollow in the inside.

Registeel obviously can't wait thousands of years for more of their kind to form, so it reproduces by taking any sort of incredibly tough metal, melting it down in the lava that originally gave it life, and transforming that metal into new Registeel.

When it seeks pleasure, Registeel will look for any large hollow rods of steel that it will stick its iron pole of a penis into and use as a fleshlight. The reason why Regice and Registeel prefer to not mate with other Pokémon versus Regirock is because they are afraid of causing serious damage to those Pokémon.


#380: Latias

Type: Dragon/Psychic

Vaginal Depth: 2 feet

Latias is said to be able to fly as fast as a jet and, to help protect itself, Latias can bend the light around it to make it seem invisible. Latias is highly sensitive to the emotions of people and if it senses bad or hurt emotions, Latias will rush to that person and do what it can to make that person feel good again.

There is only one true mate that's rightful for Latias and that's Latios as Latios is really the only Pokémon capable of giving Latias the amount of speed and size that she desires. However, there are times when Latios isn't available when Latias goes into heat so Latias will often disguise herself as a human or another Pokémon and attempt to seduce them that way.

While Latias can mate with Latios all she wants, Latias can only lay two eggs in their entire life, one Latias and one Latios, after that Latias becomes infertile, so Latias has to be extremely careful and caring to any babies that come about.


#381: Latios

Type: Dragon/Psychic

Penis Length/Design: 2 feet, tapered

Latios is capable of flying so fast by folding in its arms that anyone who actually sees it will often think that it is an illusion. Latios is highly intelligent and is capable of understanding human speech.

When Latios ends up finding its only true mate, Latias, it will often be quick to attempt to court her and get her to mate with him as Latios knows well that its species isn't highly numbered. Latias pretty much goes for whatever Latios it comes across, but that doesn't mean Latios doesn't enjoy showing himself off by flying around Latias at incredibly fast speeds.

While Latios and Latias are about speed, Latios often like to take their time a bit when they start out mating. Latios will suspend Latias in the air as he grinds his very large penis into her vagina, giving her lots of pleasure until eventually Latios picks up to full speed and ejects enough semen to fill Latias up and then some.


#382: Kyogre

Type: Water

Penis Length/Design: 2 ¼ feet, tapered

Kyogre is said to be the creator of the sea and oceans and is capable of creating massive waves, tornadoes, and cause the sea level to rise when awakened. Kyogre can be seen with many scars lining its body from battles against its arch enemy, Groudon.

While Kyogre is able to sleep for years on end, it actually has a thousand year lifespan, so Kyogre will awaken but with its own will so it won't cause nearly as much damage otherwise. One Kyogre guards over the seas of each half of the world, so once a millennium Kyogre will leave their home and travel to meet their counterpart and mate with them.

For mating, Kyogre will look for a deep sea cave as it provides the most protection and privacy and will usually bend the water around them to give additional pleasure. Upon orgasm, Kyogre release about two gallons of watery semen that, while it doesn't salt up the ocean like Wailord semen, can certainly leave a musky smell for any nearby sea Pokémon that happen to swim by for at least a year.


#383: Groudon

Type: Ground

Penis Length: 2 ½ foot, tapered

It is said that Groudon formed and shaped the continents and all land on the Earth. If angered, Groudon can cause worldwide earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, fissures and cause the sea level to drop significantly. Many bruises and scars can be seen on Groudon from battles against its watery arch rival, Kyogre.

The one and only thing Groudon and Kyogre have in common is a thousand year lifespan which means that every 900 years, Groudon will have to leave the volcano in which it rests and travels through the Earth's mantle to find a Groudon from another side of the world to mate with. Groudon only get one shot at impregnating the female as Groudon's testicles can actually dry up after just one release, so Groudon make a point to make that mating session count.

During mating, Groudon are careful not to accidentally cause any volcanic eruptions or earthquakes on the surface should they hit the bottom of the Earth's crust, though accidents do happen. Once a Groudon egg is laid, it will then travel close to the Earth's outer core where the intense heat will give it life until it hatches.


#384: Rayquaza

Type: Dragon/Flying

Penis Length: 3 foot, hemipenises.

Rayquaza lives in the ozone layer and is constantly moving, keeping an eye out for weather abnormalities that could mean a battle between Kyogre and Groudon has begun or any meteors that should happen to be falling to Earth. It is said that Rayquaza was the first Pokémon given the ability to Mega Evolve as it needed an easier way to stop the two legends should they awaken.

Two Rayquaza, one male and female, move through the skies at all times, one traveling along the Northern Hemisphere and one in the Southern Hemisphere, and every 1000 years the two Rayquaza will get together to mate, one of the few times that Rayquaza will ever not be guarding over the skies.

These two Rayquaza will meet at Hoenn's Sky Pillar, a safe and secure place for the two legendary serpents to do their thing and I do not mean the Rayquaza. The male Rayquaza's dual, prehensile, penises allow it to give double the pleasure to the female without having to move much itself, though it will still move anyway.


#385: Jirachi

Type: Steel/Psychic

Penis Length: 3 inch, tapered

Jirachi is said to grant any wish for one week every thousand years to those who sing a song of purity. during the many many weeks that it does not grant wishes, Jirachi continuously sleeps and if it does sense danger, Jirachi is capable of fighting while sleeping.

During their week of being awakened, Jirachi will descend onto any lone Pokémon, male or female, that shows purity in its heart and offer a chance to mate for a very quick session. Jirachi cannot impregnate any female Pokémon, but the sensation really makes that Pokémon feel a sense of joy for the rest of its days.

Since Jirachi is so rare, it is highly uncertain how it actually reproduces. Some researchers think that Jirachi come down to Earth on shooting stars and go back onto those stars once wishing week is up, others claim that Jirachi simply has an eternal life and therefore doesn't have a need to mate. However its done, Jirachi is certainly a unique Pokémon that should be cherished as such.


#386: Deoxys

Type: Psychic

Penis Length: 1 foot, twisting red and blue but connected at the head.

Deoxys first emerged from a virus found in space and came to Earth on a meteor and underwent a DNA mutation. Deoxys can change into different forms in battle that allow it to have the upper hand with either attack power, defense or speed and is able to fire blasts from the crystal on its chest.

Since this Pokémon fell from space, Deoxys is an alien and therefore there has yet to be evidence as to how this Pokémon mates and reproduces.

One thing recent research has shown us is that Deoxys has probably one of the most unique penises ever seen. Deoxys's penis splits into two shafts that swirl around one another but are fused at the head. Since Deoxys went through a genetic mutation, it's even less uncertain as to how this unique penis plays an advantage to survival in wherever Deoxys originally came from.

One thing that can be guessed is that Deoxys's speed form would most likely be the form that comes into play during mating.


And there we have it, Sexdex entries for all of the Gen 3 Pokémon.

Thank you for reading all of them, if you've enjoyed this series then please leave a review and/or a fav, I love seeing the support.

The next chapter, whenever I decide to get that going, will feature the Gen 4 starters Turtwig, Chimchar and Piplup plus maybe a few more, I will see.

Until then, take care and see you later!