TW- implied disembowelment

[Zelda lullaby plays]

Link sneaks into Zelda's room and wonders why she allowed Zelda to let her room to him. Zelda totted Link,' Link is there something wrong.' Link awkwardly responded and decides to leave but feels unease,' Zelda….when did you figure out that you were legend.' Zelda responded,' It all started when I'm Princess Elena five years ago, there this elemental talus at the Andes mountains that seems to have anger issues but he seems sass but he has musical talent and not malice. mi friend Mateo become my wizard while this evil wizard turning people to stone but he found a codex to create an elixir until the evil wizard fought him. My father tasked me to do royal duties….if he cares until my sister found pink dolphin brood [Link awwws] that I have protected them from being captured. During the Solar eclipse I was chosen by the scepter of light and [shows Link the Triforce of Wisdom mark] my hand began to glow while the Triforce choose me. Zuzo, my fox spirit partner warned me about its power with magic but I need it for the sun festival. Mateo explains that the luminance explains that the setter is powered by light. Don't tell anyone that I volunteer in ollamalitzal game. One of my Jaquin Skylar (others are migs and Luna) was training three other jaquin- Chiela, Nico, and Avion. The issue is Migs and Luna understand Skylar is a bit carefree.'

'There is other stuff to the castle-like showing of my fencing skills, advise Mateo ever since he has an apprentice, helping my sis overcome a curse of sceptile that help us while exploring. Then I entered into Jaquin's realm after Skyler's students are testing but something mess Nico's chance. The place is filled with Alebrijes, snurdles (a turtle with snail shell), flamingo with the size of a giraffe. I explain to the Jaquin chief to give Nica another chance, it turns out it was someone that messed it up- jewel thieves (Victor and Carla).' Link is very impressed about Zelda,' Wow so you the famous Elena, oh my…your huge deal in my Coati tribe….and I'm a huge fan you.' Link bows down while Zelda giggles at Link's impression,' Awww Link that's really cute.' Then Zelda heard something out the window ad I Skyler,' Your highness we are in a dire situation.' Zelda responded, 'What's going on Skyler?' Skyler explains' Nico, Savion, and Chill are being attacked by rough feral indoraptors.' Zelda is skeptical about it,' that's weird, Indoraptors never attack Jaquins, unless something is bothering with them.' Zelda mounts on Skyler,' Come with me Link, and don't forget to hold me.' Link blushes while mounting on her and awkwardly holds Zelda's torso,' Calm down Link, this is for safety.' Skyler takes Zelda and Link to Gerudo canyon,' ummm Zelda's what happened after that. I know being chosen is very personal but I don't know if I ever am good as you.' Zelda responded,' Link all of you trials you did to prove your a Hero is perfect just the way it was. You don't need to prove yourself, just be yourself.' The link gives Zelda a warm smile while Zelda kisses him in the cheek while Link blushes.'

Zelda explains what happened 3-4 years ago,' Then like I said abut my royal duties like- checking my royal guards because my one loyal one got cocky, helping out with talus that have a crush, look for Zuzo with sloth spirit, save the jaquin forest from fire caused by Cruz and her sis, and look after Migs cubs- Mingo, Zoom, Estella.' Link finisher duty interesting,' wow, that's a mouthful, I thought Rex's story was out there.' Zelda laughs,' I'm not yet getting to the good stuff Link. 'Luna proofs to Verango (King of jaquins) she could be a guard with Tornado. My sis warned me about Carla working with Suriki (a straight-up witch) to free Fiero (evil wizard). Then Mateo got the night staff from the pyramid ruins until before Shuriki gets her hand on the night staff. The night staff is the evil counterpart of my scepter, Carla and Victor became dark wizrobes. While I was training my powers with Zuzo; I defeated Fiero and Shuriki with my scepter that's been powered by my powers while night staff has to destroy at any cost.'

Zelda and Link came to rescue Skyler's fleet mates from a pack of 'indoraptors' while Link wonders, 'uhh Zelda, I don't think they are indoraptors, They appear to have a bio-mechanical armor-like exoskeleton, skeleton-looking spiked tail, and faces armored by the elongated cranium, and no eyes at all.' Luna and Mings are surrounded by xenomorph warriors like indoraptors' before Link jumps to action. The warriors are swift and agile Link dodge several times before using flurry rush, Link proceeds to use the spin attack at the others. Then a commander of the warriors with yellow strike named Flash knocked Zelda off of Skyler,' What the…, what the heck are you doing to her highness.' Flash warped his tale around Zelda before toughen up, 'uhh I don't like what this is going.' Flash began to psych Link,' How petty that you decide to be the next incarnation of Hylia, Elena the princess of Kingdom of thieves that stole people dreams like that and pushed us to the valley of desperation.' Zelda protested,' What…are you talking about, I have never chosen to be Zelda. It wastes because Hyrule has a long history of preserving cultures before they are gone.' Flashback sassed, 'Who decide what does your kingdom does, you let those bloody natives of this land assimilate with us like we are nothing,' Link stops Flash through his head, 'Let go of her, you Lizalfoe in sheep clothes.' Zelda looks at Link that saved her from the hands of fiendish Lizalfoe,' Link….thank you.'

Meanwhile, Steven is riding Glythronex with Redfire (growlmon) to the side then he faces a Xenomorph-looking Indoraptors lead by a commander named Quarterback. The warriors start to kiss Steven before prowling but Red fire is blasted with pyroblast. Quarterback ranted at Steven for letting a Digimon blasted his fallen brother,' You maniac first you tried to five people aware of human rights, then a corrupted version of romance because you guys have no gender, ad then you …kill my brothers. What is wrong with you…you Equalist clown.' Steven demands before giving him the talk,' no you are the clown because you have no issue when a lady and a man dating but when you see someone that does differently you panic.' Then the commander is ready to strike,' That's because I don't want my kids to catch your Gems' ga….' Before finishing his sentence, three sickle-like gutted the commander in the process. It turns out to be Tyll the Diricrawl,' This guy is so prude that he has no reason to think your advice from Gem is flawed just because. [Looks at Steven] Don't think I'm saving just your life, think of preserving your legacy Schewball. Where are my manners, I didn't introduce you? I'm from alchemic origins as a fusion of Loofah and Doofah but I still wish color is who. I must talk to my master who happens to be ummm too you'll find out.' The jester-like bird left while Steven just stars while Redfire drags him somewhere else.

Meanwhile, Link and Zelda ride Skyler to return castle. Zelda feels frustrated,' I haven't felt this cringe since Ash being the worst wizard while I was doing my duties.' Link is confused,' So Ash is the worst because she's a powerful but evil wizard.' Zelda responds.'Mings took his cubs to her work but the coyote tried to get Zoom. Mateo is in charge of the royal guard with Gabe while they are looking for Ash even her shaman drum is destroyed while Esteban got enchanted. Starting to visions based on my emotional state [Link looks concerned] because Estaban that is….the worst. Skyler leads the Jaquns for a day while the chief felt ill but he decides to take the guards a day off, I tried to find Ash while Mateo trains to be a master wizard. I release Carla and her father from prison to free an ancient warrior before reform into my side. I went on a quest to find the Heart of Jaguar to have the courage to face obstacles that lies within ourselves. Also just to let you know that I'm actually a queen but I….I had to forgive Estaban despite his betrayed me while on a mission to get him from Ash. Until everything when haywire that I end up in astral plain with Ash than there was….this oviraptor thing with scythe-like claws. To leave challenge them on competition that ended with her being trapped in the spirit world.'

Skyler sees a running stampede consist of tuskers,' Princessa is the yaklions.' Zelda corrected him,' Actually Skyler there tusked horses.' Skyler attempt to yell by roaring at them alongside Mings and Luna but they decide to move past them,' we need to find another way to calm them.' Link protested at Skyler,' No you can't because they are too determined, there is a saying that a spirit can't be broken.' Migs is confused,.'I never heard of it, what it means.' Zelda responded,' It means they are extremely bold and resilient, they only lesson too few with a pure heart.' Link complaints,' But Zelda we are pure [bows] I'll remain to bend the knee in front of you until they could reason with me, even they are mustangs descendent.' Zelda sighs,' oh Link you don't…[sees the stamped runs towards Steven with his arms spread wide open] Steven, mi diosas he going to get run over. Steven just stands while Redfire and Glythronax are watching,' Nax do you think he knows what he's doing.'

Steven remembers that Mateo gives Steven an enchanted pink-colored Tamborita,' Here Steven, I'll give you this because I'm a huge fan of you ever since I heard the stories about Savor of gem kind.' Steven feels gratitude,' This is so cool, it looks like drums that are used by medicine men. Is a type of healer that takes care of illness and anomalies with connections with the spirits. Is quite different as a witch doctor because it reverses dark magic like curses.'

After the flashback ended Steven is determined to calm the stamped,' Remember what the nomads told you- they can't be broken from untamed spirit but you have to give sheer respect.' The leader reveals to be Khan that uses his spirit bond to create a hive mind,' Now let us see how he can respond after this.' The horses began to turn into maned wolves with a hyena-like hunchback,' just don't share your dominance let them hear your mind.' Steven began to play his tamborita with a tune based on hoofbeats of running mustangs, the stampede ranges to stop. Khan is fuzzy about it,' What is wrong with you, you invading human that goes to our space.' Steven continues to beat that realizes an intense thumping while singing,'

I…I…..understand your pain, but is it too late to forgive

You don't like earthling possessions, but is it too late to forgive

I know some of you hate rangers but is into late to forgive

I know you hate round-ups because all wanted is tone free

[Khan's tuskers and riders] but is it too late to forgive

I know you don't want to talk about it, but is it too late to forgive

I know Amy is actually reincarnated Camella but when she's free

[Khan's tuskers and riders] when she'll move on and forgive

Mustangs I'm sorry about your freedom. but when you'll forgive

I knew we too your free running space, but is it too late to forgive

Steven finishes betting with pink tears coming out of his eyes,' Please forgive me as a human.' One of black colored sniffed at steven's purity. Steven's tamborita began to glow pink while shifted horses to their normal forms and feeling so confused but likes Steven's drumbeat. The drum continues to glow to point that the lead mare- Canela knock Khan off of her back by bucking. Steven is starting to feel glad that feral horses began to lesson with reason and aware of their surroundings,' uhh you guys need a corral or something.' Later the stable keeper thanks Steven for leading horses to the corral before return to their owners. After all, Khan stole them for some reason. 'wow you manage to round them up, we should reward you', Steven just shrugs because he only cares about the best for horses. Zelda came to steven,' Steven did you use shaman magic to connect with horses.' Steven replies,' Horses were my therapist, you know what they say- you can't help others if you can't help yourself.' Link is puzzled about,' how did you do that, Steven.' Steven responded,' I used my ghostly powers to read their minds and is very morbid until I realized it was triggered by Khan or Giratina to feed their cynic view to humans. No wonder why Spirit, Arrow got progressively cocky and cynical towards humans despite embracing inner struggles. I theorized that Amy's trauma is triggered by her bloodline but rather triggered by no other than Giratina. Is getting confusing because this intention is not malicious at because is like guardian angel warning these feral animals about the demons of humanity.' Zelda starts to understand,' So there are many rumors that Giratina being 'evil' even he has negative thoughts but outside of 'evil' tension he was a guardian among most enlightened.'

Link looks at a distance to see Khan in but he remains, 'So why are you testing our demons in a form of feral invasive species.' Khan began to respond in a non-malicious way,' Because they were my minions that escaped my bond to be free and took it as a bit of advice be I had to give them a favor. By judging how Steven showing his purity, looks like your not much of a pest to their wild freedom as I thought.' Khan left before Zelda tries to beg him to join her side,' Wait we might need you and your wild stallion to…counter-attack the minotaurs and indoraptors.' Link comfort Zelda,' Don't worry Elena I promise that if I find him, I'll make him talk to join his mustangs with jaquins, Princessa.' Steven is starting to feel suspicious towards Link and Zelda's interaction,' Redfire, do you think they are….in love?'

The 'xeno' raptors attacking Zelda was going to be a seductive assault through loneliness like licking her stomach and begging to be her friend but It turns out that is against their idea even they are chaotic.

There is a satire of criticism of Steven Universe being too gay but ironically there nothing wrong with it, I don't overreact with romantic stories or rom-com even I'm a prude to some degree.

Before anyone asks Link and Zelda is in their late teens to very young adults (17-20) and they are platonic dating because they still time to mature before involving romance (Link needs to be 18 to date Zelda).

There's this old reference to Giratina being pokemon Satan but in this case, Giratina is an angel instead of a demon. Giratina is very cynical but is misunderstood because he wants to purify the 'evils' of humanity in form of mustangs as his 'minions', this has nothing to do with being corrupt by malice because this is his pure nature.