I'm sure a lot of you are excited about the recent Diamond/Pearl remakes and I'm sure some of you are also complaining about them but are still gonna buy one of them anyway, you know who you are. I'm sure you're just as excited about Legends: Arceus as well.
Me, I couldn't be more excited. Gen 4 was the gen that really got me into Pokémon in the first place. Platinum was the first Pokémon game I ever beat and to this day, in my opinion, Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs and Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky are some of the best Pokémon spinoff games ever.
Well, to show my excitement I figured I'd give you the start of the Gen 4 Sexdex entries. Given how many amazing Pokémon this gen gave us, I'm sure this will be a good one.
As per usual, I will begin with the Sinnoh starters. Enjoy!
#387: Turtwig
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered, flesh 'leaves' surrounding the tip
Turtwig absorbs sunlight through the small leaves on top of its head. Through the process of photosynthesis, this gives Turtwig energy and makes it release oxygen. Turtwig's shell is actually hardened soil.
Turtwig are bred on a farm near Eterna City to be used as a pick for the first Pokémon for trainers. The breeding process is entirely natural, however, as it's discovered that happier Turtwig lead to producing strong children. Since Turtwig have a high male population, females will often have to deal with swarms of suitors during mating season, which occurs at the start of Spring.
To pick a mate, female Turtwig will look at not only the leaves on the male's head, but also the strength of their shell by bashing hard objects against it. During mating, female Turtwig prefer to lie down on their stomach as the male climbs onto their shell and penetrates her vagina to completion. Male Turtwig have two unique flesh leaves on the tip of their penis that brushes against the female's insides and drives her wild with pleasure.
#388: Grotle
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered, flesh leaves
When a Turtwig evolves into a Grotle and they're still on the farm, the Grotle is often released into the wild so it can live on its own as trainers aren't allowed to pick an evolved Pokémon as their starter. Grotle live alongside rivers in forests and will sometimes offer rides to small Pokémon on top of its shell.
During mating season, Grotle will travel up forest rivers in search of a suitable mate. When a Grotle finds a mate that it likes, usually in another Grotle or other Grass Type of similar size, it will present itself by collecting bunches of leaves as an offering as leaves are one of Grotle's favorite snacks. Since Grotle have a high male ratio and mating season can leave them with an almost unquenchable thirst for lust, Grotle will often take whatever they can get at the peak of the season.
Female Grotle especially likes it when the male brushes the leaves on her back as they can be quite sensitive and can bring extra pleasure to them. Male Grotle also have fleshy leaves surrounding the tip of their penis which can swell like a horse's flare just before orgasm, but these leaves don't keep the semen inside as much as they press pleasure points inside the female's vagina.
#389: Torterra
Type: Grass/Ground
Average penis length/design: 11 inch, tapered, flesh leaves
A perfect example of a gentle giant, Torterra will often carry around Pokémon on their back and even allow them to build nests in the tree that sprouts from their back. Once a nest is built, Torterra will do everything in their power to protect the nest from danger.
When wild Torterra are looking for a mate, it will usually look for the river that it lived near as a Grotle and travel in the opposite direction of the water flow as many forest Pokémon tend to live along that area. Torterra are very rare so it's often that they will look for mates in any other Grass Type Pokémon that can handle their size.
Torterra can't flip themselves over without easily being able to flip back, so female Torterra do need to lie on their stomachs and keep their tail raised as the male does his thing. Male Torterra have almost a whole bush of flesh leaves around the tip of their penis that plugs the vagina upon orgasm much like a reverse knot. The tree and spikes on Torterra's back does make mating somewhat awkward, but once the right position is found it is actually quite enjoyable.
#390: Chimchar
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, humanoid
Chimchar's stomach is filled with a special gas which allows the flame on its rear to burn bright so not even rain can extinguish it, though this flame does go out when Chimchar sleeps. If a Chimchar's flame appears to be dim, then it is a sign of illness.
Chimchar are bred on a farm for trainer's first Pokémon on Sinnoh's route 227 near the volcanic Stark Mountain, the hot soil provides a comfortable environment for Chimchar to grow and develop power. Chimchar are also allowed free reign of what other Chimchar they can mate with, as long as they play nice during the mating process. Chimchar will often court by using their flame to create drawings in the ground.
Chimchar will often mate on top of rocks as they want to avoid having their flaming rear end up catching anything on fire. Chimchar love to try out different mating positions, pretty much any sort of positions humans enjoy like 69, missionary, doggy style, or whatever they can think of. As expected with many fire types, Chimchar semen is very hot and has a pleasantly spicy taste. Pregnant Chimchar's flame will often turn a slight red color if they are having a boy and yellow if they're having a girl.
#391: Monferno
Type: Fire/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, humanoid
Monferno can skillfully control the intensity of the flame on their tail to keep foes at a distance. Monferno aren't as skilled with their fighting moves just yet, but they do spend lots of time training and keeping sharp wits on them.
Monferno that have been released from their farm after evolving will sometimes swing by and offer the Chimchar still living there the opportunity to mate. Any eggs that come out of it will be left at the farm to be raised by the Chimchar themselves while Monferno keeps a close but distanced eye on the babies. When completely in the wild, however, Monferno will jump across trees in search of a mate, usually in any other medium sized or otherwise Fire Type Pokémon and will court by showing the control it has over the flame on its tail.
Monferno are able to make the flame on their tail go out when they decide to hang off of trees to mate, which is something Monferno definitely prefers, as to avoid setting that tree on fire, though Monferno are also capable of hanging onto branches using their feet. Monferno may sometimes slip its tail in between itself and its mate to really add to the heat and intensity of the mating.
#392: Infernape
Type: Fire/Fighting
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, humanoid
The crown that rests on Infernape's head is an indicative of its fiery nature. Infernape is one of the fastest Fire Type Pokémon in the world and is capable of using this agility to toss opponents into the air before using all four of its limbs to deliver quick blows.
Infernape like to live in volcanic mountains or anywhere that has high amounts of heat radiating and show off to a potential mate by rapidly punching rocks and such to show what they can offer. Since Infernape have a high male population, they will often look for mates in either other females in their egg group or other male Infernape, in which the two Infernape will have a battle to determine who is on top and who is on the bottom.
Infernape will often cling to walls while mating as they enjoy the sense of power it gives them. It's also no surprise that once Infernape get going, there's not much that can halt their incredible speed before they achieve orgasm, so if you're thinking of mating with an Infernape then you may want to prepare yourself for a very, very fast ride.
#393: Piplup
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 2 ½ inch, blue, tapered.
Piplup is a rather proud Pokémon that doesn't really like to be taken care of and is quite difficult to form a bond with. Piplup hates accepting food from others and has a thick down that protects it from the cold.
Piplup are raised on a farm for trainer's first Pokémon located near Snowpoint City and are also allowed free range to choose whatever mate they wish. Despite their pride, Piplup will always look to others when the call to mating occurs, though this doesn't mean that finding a mate isn't any less difficult for Piplup. Female Piplup are somewhat rare and they will only mate with a Piplup that they personally form any sort of bond with which can take a while.
Piplup will often go into ponds or anywhere with shallow waters to mate as Piplup need a way to cool themselves down from the heat of mating. Male Piplup may try to overcompensate for their smaller size by claiming to be as big as their final evolution, something that female Piplup are quite tired of hearing. Piplup really like to rub their big heads together as a sign of affection while mating.
#394: Prinplup
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, blue, tapered
If they evolve at the farm they are raised in, Prinplup are often released into the wild as trainers aren't allowed to have an evolved Pokémon as their starter. This, however, is fine as Prinplup prefer to live alone. Prinplup's powerful wings aren't good for flying but can deliver powerful blows to enemies.
Despite the need to live alone, there are simply times when nature tells Prinplup that it's time to mate and they simply have to act upon that. Prinplup will swim along ice cold waters in search of a mate and when it finds a Pokémon it likes, Prinplup will usually show itself off by smashing rocks or chunks of ice with its wings.
Prinplup will often float on icebergs to mate while wrapped in each other's embrace as the male Prinplup gives the female all it has to offer. Prinplup semen is ice cold but has a somewhat creamy consistency much like ice cream. Once Prinplup has finished mating, it will then go back to living its solo life, occasionally making the trip to see if the baby and its mother is alright.
#395: Empoleon
Type: Water/Steel
Average penis length/design: 12 inch, blue, tapered, crown shaped tip
Empoleon is capable of swimming as fast as a jet boat and has sharp edges on its wings that can be used to slice through drifting ice. The crown on Empoleon's head is an attest to its power and the Empoleon with the largest crown is proved to be the Alpha.
Much like Infernape, Empoleon are all about speed and search for a mate by quickly dashing through the icy water to find any Pokémon that can handle them. Because Empoleon have such sharp edges to their wings, masturbation is pretty much out of the question so when mating season does come around they really need to rely on finding another Pokémon to mate with.
While Empoleon can swim fast, they actually like to take their time when mating and really let their mate know how much they care about them. Alpha Empoleon, that is the Empoleon with the larger crown, may attempt to use the mate of a lesser Empoleon, the lesser Empoleon will actually usually accept as those bred from the Alpha are proven to have the better qualities.
Well, that should do for now.
Thank you for reading this chapter about the Gen 4 starters, I do hope you enjoyed it. The next Sexdex chapter will feature Pokémon such as Starly, Bidoof, Kricketot and more so stay tuned for that.
Bye!