Follow the manga, because the anime censored Piccolo's hands!

Gizzard Wastelands

(Godzilla music plays as two Oozaru duke it out)

Goku: "Okay, done!"

(Mario power down sound effect)\

Caulifla: "Tournament time!"

(The two fly off)

~DRAAAGON SOUL!~

Tenka'ichi Budokai

Goku: "Hi!"

Caulifla: "We can fly now!"

Lunch: "My hair's green!"

Tsuru-Sennin: "I hate turtles!"

(Roshi and Bird Brain proceed to rabble while saying "rabble")

Chi-Chi: "You're dead, bitch!"

Caulifla: "Oh good grief…"

Arena

TENSHINHAN VS YAMCHA!

(CRACK)

Yamcha: (whimpering like a little bitch) "I thought this story wasn't canon… :'("

JACKIE CHUN VS CHAOTZU!

(smash cut to Roshi cradling Chaotzu like the little baby he is)

SON GOKU VS KURIRIN!

(Kuririn Owned Counter: DING! Camera pans to Goku's face)

Goku: "...What?! It was obvious!"

CAULIFLA VS CHI-CHI

Caulifla: (absolutely fuming with BFG Division in the background) "I'M GOING TO F**KING MURDER YOU!"

Chi-Chi: (clicks flashlight, Caulifla fuggin explodes out of the ring) "Too easy.~"

TENSHINHAN VS JACHIE CHUN!

Roshi: "Alright, I'm done.~" (walks off)

Tenshinhan: "...What the fu-"

CHI-CHI VS SON GOKU!

Goku: (fuming) "You hurt my waifu!"

Chi-Chi: "I'M supposed to be your waifu, damnit!"

Goku: "You're not a waifu, you're a yandere!"

(stock gasp sound effect)

Chi-Chi: "Alright, f**k this! I want to be monke!"

Caulifla: "Pfffft!"

TENSHINHAN VS SON GOKU!

Goku: "I like fights."

…

(Goku gets hit by a renegade van)

Tenshinhan: "...I repeat: What the fu"

TENSHINHAN IS THE WINNER!*

*only because of an asshole who failed to watch for pedestrians.

Post-Tournament

(Kuririn Owned Counter: Ominous church bell)

Goku: (BFG Division plays) "GOKU ANGRY!"

Tambourine: "Nope!~" (proceeds to smack Goku down)

Spongebob Narrator: "The next morning…"

Goku: (sniff sniff) "FOOD!" (finds fish roast and proceeds to eat it like a damn piranha)

Yajirobe: "Oi! That's my food!"

Goku: "I can pay you back!"

Yajirobe: "No! My entire day is ruined now!"

Goku: "You picky little shit…"

Cymbal: "Gimme gimme shiny jewel! … *sigh* Why'd I have to get the hoarding dragon stereotype? Aaaand why can't I feel my everything?"

(Cymbal begins to squishy fall apart as Yajirobe quickly unsheathed and sheathed his katana, as per anime trope)

Cymbal: "Oh. That's why. Blegh."

Caulifla: "Goku!"

(Chariots of Fire plays)

Goku: "Caulifla!"

Caulifla: (irritated) "Goku…!"

Goku: "...Caulifla?"

Caulifla: (pissed) "GOKUUUU!"

Goku: "Oh sugar honey ice tea!"

SLAP!

Tambourine: (swoops in) "Hey everybody, this is Tambourine, and welcome to Jackass!"

(Tambourine proceeds to get diced up like a fugu fish)

Tambourine's disembodied head: (munches on carrot) "ÆUGH"

Caulifla: "Hoo, I feel better now."

Goku: "I wonder how the others are doing?"

CCS Blue Bloomers

Gebo: "I'm gonna pull a Director Fury up in this bitch!"

Checka: "Language!"

Yamcha: "Ha!" (everyone awkwardly stares at him) "...I uh, I understood that reference."

Back over with Goku & Caulifla

Piccolo: "Hello, I'm Piccolo Daimao. I have 4 fingers, but Toei was paranoid about the Yakuza, so the anime gave me 5."

Goku: "Whatever! You murdered my friend!"

(several cuts of Goku and Caulifla getting curbstomped)

Piccolo: "Aaaaaand they're dead! Time to regain my youth!"

(Big Green flies off while 2 1-up mushrooms land on the dead Saiyans)

Goku & Caulifla: "We're alive!"

Bulma: "And I'm here too!"

Over with Roshi & Co.

Roshi: "I'm gonna Mafuba his ass!"

Tenshinhan: "I wanna fight!"

Roshi: "Too bad!"

Piccolo: "Yo."

Roshi: "Time to end this… MAFUBALL!"

(Roshi throws a green pokeball which catches Piccolo, but he breaks out after the third twitch)

Roshi: "Damnit! So close! Blegh…"

Piccolo: "Shoulda used a master ball you Space Cadet!"

(Shenlong summoned)

Shenlong: "Who dis?"

Piccolo: "Restore my youth!"

(Shenlong throws a Botox needle at Piccolo's face, restoring him to his former cheek-boned glory)

Piccolo: "Okay, just for that, I'm killing you." (BLAM!)

Shenlong: "TAKE A JOKE ASSHOOOOoooolllle…!" (ded)

Lunch: "Oh shit."

Piccolo: "Also, f**k off, I'm the only green one here!" (Blasts Lunch) "Aaaaand now to rule the world!" (flies off)

(Pilaf gang falls from above, barely missing a plush fluffy mattress and landing in a shrub of thorns)

Pilaf: "DAMNIT STOP MAKING MY LIFE SUCK!"

Chaotzu: "Nope!"

Karin Tower

Karin: "Drink this magic water."

Caulifla: "What's in it?"

Karin: (ominously) "The raw undistilled essence of the Chaos Gods of the immaterium…"

Goku: "Has the author been getting into 40k stuff lately?"

Karin: "Drink the Tzeentch Juice!"

(Goku & Caulifla proceed to drink the Liquid Chaos and scream for 6 hours)

Central City

Piccolo: (knocks on door) "Lemme in! LEMME IIIIAAAAAAN!"

King Furry: "Okay."

Piccolo: "Oh cool. I'm king now."

Dethroned Furry: "Oh crap…"

Tenshinhan: "Ima beat you, Piccolo!"

Piccolo: "Ha! You're not a main character!"

(Piccolo vomits up an egg, Drum proceeds to absolutely curbstomp the Triclops)

Piccolo: "Alright, kill him!"

Caulifla: "Delete this shit!" (fires gun at Drum)

Drum: (starts fading to dust) "Dad? I don't feel so good…"

Goku: "And now to delete you!" (Fires gun at Piccolo, punching a massive hole in his chest)

Piccolo: "I think I'm gonna be sick…" (projectile vomits one last egg before exploding)

Goku & Caulifla: "We won!"

Tenshinhan: "But the Dragon Balls are dead."

Goku & Caulifla: "F**K!"

Karin Tower

Karin: "Go check up on God."

Yajirobe: "RIP Atheism."

Diablo Desert

Goku: "Why did we come here again?"

(Space pod crashes into the desert)

Gine: "Hi! I exist!"

Goku: "Yay! I have living family!"

Caulifla: "Yay! I wasn't sent here to be a monster!"

Gine: "Take this button, Don't press it until your brother shows up and kidnaps your future child!"

Caulifla: "Wait wha-"

Gine: "Just kidding, Bye!"

(Space pod go nyoom)

Goku: "Think this plot thread was a bit much?"

Caulifla: "Nah, there's been far worse."

Palace of God

Mr. Popo: "Hi maggots. I'm here to show you up."

Goku: "And we got the TeamFourStar version. Great…"

Kami: "Also, I'm here."

Caulifla: (BFG Division once more) "KILL PRUNECCOLO!"

Kami: "Actually, Piccolo reincarnated."

Goku: "I thought that was his son."

Kami: "It's confusing, I know. Get off my back while I resurrect the plot device."

(Pew! Dragon's back!)

Diablo Desert

Chi-Chi: "How am I supposed to be monke?!" (Petrified Dragon Ball lands right next to her) "Well, that's a start."

Piccolo Jr: "Wanna team up?"

Chi-Chi: (shrugs) "Eh, okay."

(cue credits)

~DRAAAGON SOOOOOOOUUUL!~

Magnus the red: "Ha! This is comedy gold!"

TTS Emperor: "M-a-g-n-u-s-, w-h-a-t- -t-h-e- -f-u-c-k- -a-r-e- -y-o-u- -r-e-a-d-i-n-g- -n-o-w-?"

Magnus: (tired crimson babby sigh) "If you MUST know, I was reading this little fanfic I found."

TTS Emperor: "F-a-n-f-i-c-s- -a-r-e- -t-r-a-s-h- -y-o-u- -f-u-c-k-i-n-g- -t-u-b-e- -c-o-c-k-a-t-o-o-."

Magnus: "Well at least I know how to sift through garbage before dismissing EVERYTHING as bad, Mr. 'Revelation!'"

Kitten (Captain-General): "Um, can you guys wrap this up? We're actually in a spoof chapter of the fic Magnus is reading."

Magnus: "Ooooooh!~"

TTS Emperor: "O-H- -F-U-C-K- -N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-!-!-!"

Disclaimer: I have indeed been getting into 40k as of late, and TTS was one of my outlets. I apologize for this esoteric reference amongst others, and unless Alfabusa says otherwise, this shit ain't TTS canon!

A/N: ...I think I've successfully made this chapter dumber than the first abridged special. Congrats if you got all the references I laced through this one, and I am sorry to those unappreciative of this memeshow. It ain't for everyone. That said, I had too much fun writing this. For those that do enjoy copious amounts of memes and references, I hope this was a fun read. :)

P.S. I know some memes here will age poorly, but I don't give a shit!~