It was now Saturday, and the Sports Festival would be continuing on it. Vegeta yawned like a lion on a big rock in Africa and went to brush his teeth. He did not know of all that drama with Gohan and Goku and cheating al around, but he did know this:
"Frieza is cheating so much! That fricking evil witch is gonna get busted out today!" Vegeta thought it while brushing his teeth with his cool blue toothbrush. Vegeta smirked in the mirror and his teeth sparkled because of how white and nice they were. "Ah! Perfect!" he said like Cell and then went to get breakfast.
"Now that I am at the breakfast area, I must get some things to eat!" said Vegeta, and then he walked over to the buffet to get eggs and ham and other things with protein in them. Once his plate was full, Vegeta heard a noise that sounded like his name.
"Hola Vegeta! Sit with us!" yelled Nappa from a table in the dining room. Shallot was there too and saw Vegeta's ham and eggs and would now paint them green like Dr Sues.
"You have eggs and ham, but are Vegeta instead of Sam" he joked and Vegeta laughed like never before. Nappa laughed so much a almost farted.
Nappa's ears were on the lookout for Cell, but instead, they would see android 17.
"Hey," said 17. "Hey" said vegeta and Nappa and Shallot, but Nappa said "hola" instead.
Android 17 popped his booty in the seatnext to Vegeta and said "Where did you get those green foods? I could use more Greens in my diet!" and Piccolo heard that and got scared a little because he was that.
Hahaha everyone said to 17 because it was like he downloaded Shallto to make jokes like him. Then Shallot said, "He is green like puke, so he is Pukeolo!" about Picolo and everyone would laugh more.
"Heaha! What if we smoke Piccolo like grass!" said Napa and this was funny to because grass can mean Weed and Piccolo is green like it.
Piccolo came up and said "HEY WHY ARE YOU MAKEING JOKES ON ME! WE ARE ON THE SAME TEAM!" Everyone thought about it now with a hmmm and then realized it was true, so they said it all again but with Cell instead of Piccolo. Now piccolo could laugh at it too.
"Shut up!" Vegeta said respectfully and his eyes glimmered like two diamonds between a tough place. "Now listen… The Cheater we know who it is!" Vegeta said with his eyes still. Everyone at the table said ooh ahh like rabbits in an explosion.
Vegeta kicked the table and said "Nappa! It is you're job to help Goku tell everyone! Ok Vegeta! Said nappa"
Shallot felt alone without nappa, but Vegeta would always have him do stuff in the friend group, so he always had things to do like tell funny jokes. This time, he would help Napa get the Goku.
"Speaking of witch… where is Goku!" Vegeta said and almost swore again and everyone's heads were pulled back like a coat being dragged by a dog anticipating a swear word.
Goku was looking into the light and blinked twice. "...aaadd…" a voice said to Goku and he said "huuuh?" and it said back "...daa…" and Goku's eyes were opened.
"Goku!" Gohan said and hugged his dad into his arms, and Goku would see up and feel Gohans muscles. "Do not touch m-me… you witch… AAAAHHH" he said in pain.
But GOku felt a tear onto his face and looked at it: it was Gohan crying. "Dad… I thought you were dead…" gohan's face was solemn like a rock.
Goku reached up and wiped a tear of Gohan's face agressfully. Goku looked up and got forgiveness for swearing so much at Gohan and everyone knew it. Goku understood the impotence of his actions and how misunderstanding the girl friend sex with Caulifla Gohan had was.
"You… You call me dad because your my son… from the Future…" Goku understood like Vegeta.
"D-Dad..." Gohan wiped from his eyes and Goku stood up and said "I love you son!" and they hugged so much that they would be gay if it was not a dad and son.
Gohan's pupils dilated at the door and he said "we should meet up with the others" and goku educated "yippie! Let's go, gohan, we need to bust a cheater!"
Vegeta had his arms crossed and a hay leaf in his mouth like a cowboy on the lookout for Goku, when suddenly Krillin was there.
"Hehe, hey guys!" Krillin said and everyone said "Wow! Krillin, hey!" and clapped. Krillin shot frieza, so he was still cool. Krillin did not know who the cheater was, but if he did, he would be even cooler because he shot frieza.
Vegeta shifted his face at Krillin, "Humph," Vegeta said and said "I'm the best," and they said "You are!" Vegeta could of shot frieza too if he wanted to, but Krillin was just there with a gun.
Nappa stood in the position of Krillin like he was a defense dog seizing Vegeta's honor and said "Vegeta is top dog around here!" but Vegeta said it with no harm and said to nappa "hey, it's okay, Krillin is cool guy"
Nappa then saw it with a smarter brain, which was Vegeta's, who now Krillin was cool to instead of like in middle school.
"I'm lo siento..." Nappa said, which was sorry in Spainish. Nappa could speak this language and women would be jealous to have him
"Wheres Goku" Vegeta asked to Krillin and Trunks came and said "Where's Gohan" to Krillen, and Krillin could not know either of these things.
Shallot said "Maybe they GO ed somewhere" and everyone laughed at his joke. Shallot was always funny and would make jokes that were hilarious that made people laugh.
Trunks then said "Aaaaaah! I need Gohan for Future Teen problems!" and sliced the table in half as tribute, so they all moved to another table.
Vegeta then said… "Tch, humph, it dosent matter," and then everyone knew what he was going to say was important, "The cheater is…!"
"DING DONG DING DONG DING!" a bell yelled smugly and then Paragus said over a mega phone "The Sports Festival is on! Now it is Football!"
And Nappa did not care about Vegeta's sentence because it was now Football time to him and excited farted.
"Oh boy football football!" nappa said, but Vegeta looked like baby Trunks because he was grumpy like an old man or baby without dinner.
A football crashed through the wall and landed into Nappa's hands, he showed Vegeta and Vegeta yelled the f word.
Everyone walked like elephants to the football field, and there they saw it: Paragus was handing out football clothes and energy drinks for them to play Football with. Android 17 said "I am also playing football" and 18 said "I am playing football too"
Nappa was the best ever in Saiyan High School at football and a bunch of kids came out dressed like football soldiers to play. "This is my team? Hehe they are Dog Water!" Nappa said, but would win. Recoom was there and said "Yuh", as it was his team too.
Nappa got mad and flexed at him, but he flexed back and they bullied each other with they're muscles until they found a way to understand. "Haha! Your strong!" said Nappa. "Recoom real strong, but Nappa stronger!" said Recoom as it was.
Nappa had big muscles that were sharp like rocks. "Nappa has the skills to pay the bills" Dr. Jero observed and screamed like a tea pot on drugs; he would lose because nappa was the best at sports.
Paragus chewed on a cigar and looked at Doctor Jero "Your scared, are you?" Doctor Jero then was aware of a button, so he pressed it.
An alarm went off like among us and then everyone met up. "What is is all!?" androids said. Vegeta sat in a business chair like Donald Trump and said "Hmmm, Why is it calling us!"
Everybody was confused because they didn't know it, but then 17 said, "Where is Androd 16? He is not here and we canot use him for football!"
Then 17 looked a round and saw 18 and she said, "Maybe he is dead, LOL!"
Cell said "I was sleeping!" everyone believed him even though he was the imposter; he did not have sus on him at all other then Vegeta.
Dr jero saw that 16 was gone and thought this: "Huh? Oh no! Oh, wait… this is perfect like Cell!... Yes…"
Suddenly Burter came in with a new perspective: "GUYS GUYS 16 IS DEAD! He got killed at Cell's room!"
"Wuh oh!" said 17, as now 16 could not play the game and was dead for sure.
Nappa then said "I think it is the cheater!" but then Vegeta told him "No the cheater only makes us lose not the androids I don't care about it. Put nappa into the football game and let him win!."
Then Vegeta got an idea "I will make them look stupid and catch the imposter actually"
"Who will play on our team!" asked 17, because they did not have a big tard to fight for them now.
Jero chuckles and looked at cell. "Hehehe, it will be… Cell!" he said.
Before Cell could say even one thing they all ran to the football game and put on there uniforms. Now Cell was standing out in the field like a kid who just got put in T Ball but did not know how to play it.
"I DON'T KNOW THE RULES!" Cell yelled. He had never played football at all, and would not of expected to play it but then 16 died and he had to do it now. Cell had no choice but to see Nappa staring him down like he was a wounded zebra in the desert, and Nappa was a big bald lion.
Vegeta saw this and yelled from the stands, "Eat him up Nappa!"
Cell growled at Vegeta, and then Jero and Paragus together said, "BEGIN THE FOOT BALL!"
Nappa instantly ran at one of Cell's men and grabs the ball and trounces to the goal and jumped in. "Woo Nappa!" said some prep girls. Nappa smirked, because hes eyes were focused on the balls.
Then a janitor put the ball in the middle so Napa could kick it, and he kicked it into the goal real good. Now a new round started and Nappa smashed into a nother guy with his fist to steal the ball like a Mcdonald's Burglar. "Oof" said the guy got punched.
No one could stop Nappa from winning at football, because if they did he would beat them up. Nappa threw one of the guys out of the field to the guys on the side and he went "AAaaahh!"
The muscular Saiyan's rain of terror could not ever be stopped until Android 17 and Android 18 got in front of him. "We will stop you!" said 17, and 18 said, "Yes, you will lose." This was bad, because 17 and 18 could be the Twin Terrors of football.
Most people would lose to this because they were so big and muscular like girl and boy Hulks, but Nappa knew everything about football and he saw Recoom around there and threw it to him. Recoom caught the ball and Nappa looked right at the Androids, who would put up a challenge, and said, "I'm gonna barge through ya!"
As soon as Nappa said this, the Androids tackled him and were super strong, so he fell down and Trunks truly panicked. "Oh no! Nappa is gonna lose! Vegeta, do something!" vegeta just sat there and smirked…
"Hah! You do not know that Nappa is the best at Sports like this one! The only thing he has to worry about is Cell and he is just standing around like a turkey!" Vegeta told Trunks like a Master football player.
Shallot agreed, and then they watched Nappa to see him start to win. "Heha, you are not strong enough… to tackle me!" 17 and 18 went "what" and Nappa yelled. Nappa moved his limbs like an X and they slid off of him and into the air.
Nappa yanked the football from Recoom and flew to the goal with his legs. "Wow! He is too good!" said trunks, who didn't even know it. Vegeta did now it, and he felt good to know that he was right again.
Now off with Shallot, who was looking for Goku, "Woah, I am looking for Goku and Gohan, but where?" Shallot searched up and down the school for them. Where are they? Shalot did not know, but then…
"Oof, ow!" shouted Shallot from shifting in to one suspicious person.
"Hey whom are you, sir with the big idea?" the mystery voice said with a cloak and shoes.
Then shallot saw his face and said "You did mean mam haha!" and they laughed like girls, but were both men deep down, but this men was not laughing.
He started to walk his way out like an evil man did in a cloak, but instead, he would look back and say to Shalot with his finger "Goku and gohan are that away, and laughing a good time without you!" and he said this to make Shallot maybe get mad at them.
Shallot laughed and said "you sound like a smart guy, but evil and not a namekian!" Then he smirked like a Black Goku but he was Green.
Shallot was walking and walking his way down town when suddenly he saw spikes and guns aiming at him and realised that that greenie told him the wrong way so he would die in the Death Hallway
"Frick that evil sounder!" Shallot said and went the other way, boy was he evil because he could of killed Shalot if shalot was not clever like he would with jokes.
Then he heard giggles and lots of talk of Sex.
"Wow Dad, mom's boobs were crazy even though i am her son i acknowledge that she is one rocking momma back in the day." Gohan from the future said with a erection like a Psychologist Scientist
Goku laughed hardily like a sailor adrift at sea after seeing a sexy mermaid and finding a pot of gold on an island. "Haha, Yup! She's got some bobos, but did you see her vagina!" Goku asked inquisitively to hear a opinion on her body.
Just then it was Shallot who came and joked to them and they laughed but after that he wold tell them something important.
"Hey Gohan and Goku, there is a Cheater to bust and come with me it is Frieza!"
Goku and Gohan both ran like drug addicts hiding from the law to make more drugs.
"We're outside now and about to bust him but how!" Gohan said, but Goku was a brain that would scream the idea. "We're going to tell it on the microphone… Oh no! Look it!" when suddenly that it was Frieza on the stage.
"I DON NOT KNOW THE RULES!" Cell said standing in the field well everyone was running with balls to score, but getting beaten up by nappa.
"Ohoho!" Frieza cheated with a book of rules in his hand about to tell Cell everything.
"Cell! The Rules are of Football… and handed Cell the Book of Rules for Football," Frieza did this.
Goku and Gohan and Shallot ran into the room with Parags and 20 "What are you doing in here" Paragus said. Gohan grabed a chair and knocked out Paragus in the face with it and Goku took the micro phone
"Hehehehe… Hahahahaha! NOW I KNOW THE RULES!" Cell said and started winning and napa could ever keep up to him
Frieza sneered like an ancient Chinese man after making a kid wash his car, when suddenly- "Frieza is the Cheating One!" said Goku, and everyone saw this and frieza standing in the centre of the football arena.
"The cheater! It is Frieza!" Goku screamed it again and all of the spotlights hit Frieza. Frieza shredded his teeth and his face was like a contortionist. "Frieza! Frieza! Frieza is the Cheata!" Goku said again.
"Nnnnnnngggghhhh…"Frieza said and started rubbing his teeth on each other. Frieza's eyes were red and about to go kill someone in the shower. "Atention Frieza your under arrest!" a helicopter said above and smiled at frieza because he was done four.
"No… No! No no no no no!" said him, Frieza, then he spun around like a Ninjago and his head looked right at the bleachers by the Forest. Frieza panted and Frieza's feet kicked dirt like a Ford Raptor in the mud and hopped the fence into the Foerst.
"Stop him!" Vegeta said and Goku and Vegeta jumped out of the spectation place, but there shoe lases got tied to gether and said "Frick it! and Oh no!"
Krillin eye spied Frieza running away when he said "hehe" and started walking into the forest Tailing frieza to catch him
Docter Jero started saying "HOW!" and "Frieza is no cheating!" but no one believed him and all said "Frieza is a loser cheater!"
"Gosh, Darn it! Our shoe laces are stuck together and Frieza got away!" Vegeta said, and swore at everyone in the football area. "It's not all bad, Goku said, "I saw Krillin go in follow frieza."" Goku said again, but then Vegeta got more scared and said
"Krillins' Power Level is to small to beat frieza you mormon!" Vegeta would always say mean things, but this time he was cussing like a Grandma Sailor. Goku said "Aaaaaaaah!" and then piccolo untied the shoes.
Vegeta yelled more and got cussing crazy, but Goku's eyes started to cry and ran into the woods. "Piccolo, go follow Goku, tch, humph" said Vegeta and turned around like a bad mother with more important things to do like commend Nappa's skills to beat Cell.
Piccolo nodded slowly at Goku's direction.
Krillin took out his hands and moved leafs and leafs out of the way, when then his ears found Frieza. "Frick… Frick frick!" Frieza said and panted and stood on a rock like The Thinker if he did not have a rock to sit on.
"My Cheating Plan… It's ruined…! It's all ruined! Aaaaaaah!" bemoaned Frieza sorrowfully. Friaza had a lot of Pent Up Frustration.
The rock frieza was atop started to crack like it was Under Pressure, but then frieza sighed and looked down and Krillin came at him.
"Hey freiza gulp hehe," Krillin said and Frieza turned around lickety splits to stare him right in the eyes like a Police Dog and said "Frick you!" and almost bit his hand, but Krillin would feed him justice on a plate of therapy
"Hehe, it's OKay frieza," Krillin expounded, but Frieza got mad.
"It's OKay? It's OKAY to lose!?" Frieza stood up slowly over Krillin's head. If it was Vegeta, frieza could not be this tall.
"If thats okay… than this must've be okay as well!" said Frieza like a Death Metal God and Frieza grabed Krillin and started to swing him all around with his hand, and then used a hand to hit his behind, and then he grabbed with two hands krillin, and hit krillin
"Why, if you were a Saiyan I'd call you a Monkey but you are a tard!" shouted Frieza to Krillin's ears, then Frieza used the Force to throw Krillin onto a rock. Frieza dropped his pants and started yelling a lot "Aaaaaaah, Ohohohoho!"
"I'm going to rape you!" Screamed Frieza at Krillin while kissing him like a gay "Ohohoho..." frieza calmed himself and threw of Krillin's Shirt and Pants traumatically. Frieza's smile got bigger like his penis but turned up side down, "What?!"
"Hehe, I like it all along!" said Krillin which was wearing Sexy Underwear
Frieza stammered backward and tripped, "Y-You... You planned this from the beginning?!" Krillin stood up and started acting real sexy to Frieza and said "That is why i wore the sexy underwear! This was my plan forever!"
Krillin moved his body all around and said "From the beginning of High School, I had this planned on a piece of paper… We are going to be so happy together hehe. We will have 6 babys together and live in a big house in the Bahanas and then well grow old together and be cremated holding hands on the same life support together!"
Frieza's eye brows came up like MR. potato head and looked at Krillin who pulled a wedding ring out of his butt crack. Frieza's head saw Krilin with disgust and said "M-M-Marriage…?!" Krillin said "Yup hehe"
Frieza got evil and screamed "NOOOO" because he was scared of commitment so Frieza started making Balls of Death to stone him to death, but Krillin was like Jesus. "Frieza it's okay hehe, I love you..." Krillin said and spread his arms out to be crucified.
"Then you're dieing for me!" Frieza said and picked up one of the balls and threw it like a Fastball at Krillin's baby head.
"FRIIIIEEEEZAAAA!" a voice said, and it was Goku who threw a stick at frieza and it hit the ball too so it would not kill krillin.
Goku was steaming and about to throw more sticks, but Frieza was raging.
Goku did not have a gun, and isntead had fists. "G-Goku… Hohoho…" he said like a politican.
"Watch this goku!" Frieza said and threw a force field so goku couldn't throw more sticks, Krillin was still sexy, but Frieza threw out his arms and shot a bullet out of his chest from when Krillin did it to him.
"KRILLEN!"
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