(Satan's loft, Hell)
Satan watched in joy as his armies of Demons and nazi zombies descended on New South Park. He then heard a knock on the door.
"You may enter," Satan said as he picked up a live rat by the tail and dropping it into his mouth.
Christophe entered the flat with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman walking behind him; the three boys were covered in chains.
Satan smiled as the French boy brought in his new prisoners.
"Well, look who we have here. Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman. The three sinners i have wanted in hell for a while now."
Satan then lifted himself into his prosthetic spider legs and walked over to the three boys; in particular, he looked down at stan triumphantly.
"Hello, stan, do you remember our last encounter…when you chopped off my lower half?!"
Before stan could answer, Satan grabbed stan by the head and crushed the boy's skull into tiny pieces! The fallen angel then dropped stan's lifeless body onto the floor.
"Stan!" Kyle shouted sorrowfully as he saw his best friend and practical brother's corpse fall to the ground.
A second later, stan's head turned back to normal, and the nine-year-old boy took a deep breath as he was returned to life.
"Wha-what happened?" Stan asked himself as he felt his now restored head.
"Here in hell, you constantly re-live horrendous tortures, and you know the best part is you never get used to them. Every day we come up with the worst kind of torture you humans can't even imagine." Satan then looked at Kyle and Cartman.
"Welcome to your new life, boys."
Christophe then spoke up.
" Before I leave you to your gracious work, I found something unique that you would like to know."
Christopher then got out a pile of Bombs filled with Holy water and other such religious artifacts.
"It seems Gregory and your other supposed allies are planning to double Cross you by killing you while they were on earth.
What should we do about them?"
"I thought this would happen. That's why when I sent Gregory and the others topside, I only gave them my weakest Demons and zombies, and from the way things are looking, it seems those South park hillbillies will be harder to defeat than we initially thought. Still, all I wanted was Stan, Kyle, Eric, Butters, and Tweek. Christopher go to earth and bring me Tweek and Butters; I want the whole set."
"And what of Gregory and the others?"
" Leave them to their own devices; they'll be dead soon anyway."
"Wait!" Kyle said.
"Don't kill Tweek or Butters. Look, I know for a fact the three of us belong down here, but Butters and Tweek don't. Butters is just a kindhearted albeit naive kid who doesn't have a bad bone in his entire body, and Tweek is simply a jittery kid we took into our group to make us an even group of four. There worst crime there ever committed is having bad taste in friends…please leave them alone, and you can keep us and do whatever you want; we won't struggle or try to escape, right stan?" Kyle asked.
Stan nodded in agreement.
"Right, Cartman?"
"Pfft, fuck that," Cartman said, then looked up at satan.
"I'll do whatever you want; heck, I'll become a satanist and preach your word all around the world."
"You Asshole!" Kyle shouted before pushing cartman into Satan's lava lap pool!
While cartman was burning in the lava, Satan pondered on Kyle's proposition.
Well, I did only want you three. Very well, if you Boys promise not to do any funny business, I won't drag your friends to hell."
Satan then looked over at Christophe.
"Christophe, go up to earth and kill the two blond boys."
"Wait, you just promised us that you wouldn't kill Tweek or Butters!" Stan said.
"No, I promised that wouldn't bring them to hell; I still want to watch them die," Satan said nonchalantly.
Christophe walked out of the flat while Satan prepared himself for Stan, Kyle, and Cartman's torture.
(New South Park)
Mecha-Streisand transformed her left arm into several razor blades and attempted to strike at Pip with them.
Pip grabbed the monster's arm and ripped it off her body!
She then let out a horrible roar and attempted to bite pip's face with her iron jaws, but pip grabbed onto her jaws and began to push them back until he could hear the monster cry out in pain as he moved the jaws further and further back until they broke off! He then grabbed her by the underbelly and used all his strength to pick her up, lift her over his head and throw her against the mountain! Vast chunks of the robot began to fall to the ground; one, in particular, was about to fall on Isla, but before it even got close to the girl, a shadowy figure burst out of the darkness and cut the chunks into smaller pieces.
The pieces fell away, leaving Isla unharmed.
Isla noticed the shadowy figure running into the alleyway.
"Wait, hold on."
Isla ran into the alleyway and saw Damien with his back turned to her.
"Damien, why are you hiding?" Isla asked as she walked closer to him.
"Don't come any closer, Isla. I don't want you to see me like this." Damien said as he put one clawed hand out in front of his face.
Isla took Damien by his claw hand and noticed how strange his face had become.
His eyes had turned ash red; his teeth had become long and sharp, his ears had become elongated and pointed at the ends.
"Damien, what happened to you?"
Damien turned away from his crush.
"This is the real me, Isla. This is what my former father made me into when I was given to him. When you see me around the school. The human face I wear is just a disguise. I wouldn't blame you if you too disgusted to look at me."
Isla took Damien by both hands and looked into his ash-red eyes.
"It's not a Disguise, Damien. You've got everything backward."
Isla put her hand against Damien's face.
"I know you think this is who you are, but you couldn't be more wrong. The real you is sweet, caring, and righteous. As hard as Satan tried to make you into a psychopathic Demon, he couldn't take the good out of your heart."
Damien smiled as she said this; he was about to say something but was interrupted when a Demon found the two.
"Im going to enjoy cutting you two to pieces." The Demon shouted as he charged at the two!
Isla got out an M1911 pistol and looked at Damien.
"We'll talk more about this later."
"Indeed we will. Damien replied as he sharpened his claws."
( A few miles away)
Tommy tried his best to avoid being caught by the Demons. He wished he had time to study these creatures but now was not the best time. The odds were stacked against the human apes of earth, and Tommy doubted that the demons would allow him to continue his research on humanity in peace. This town would soon be in the hands of the Demon army, and the best thing he could do was make it to his ship live and hide out there until the Demon's moved on. If he were lucky, then maybe the self-repair system would have repaired most of his ship by now.
A long red tentacle grabbed Tommy!
A three-eyed Demon opened its mouth and was about to throw Tommy in, but before it could, a grenade was thrown into the Demon's mouth and immediately exploded!
Tommy fell back onto the pavement.
"You ok, Tommy?"
Tommy turned his head and saw the spikey blond-haired boy some of the other children called Tweek walk up to him.
"Are you ok, Tommy?" Tweek asked as he pulled Tommy up.
"Yes, yes, I am fine, Tweet."
Tweek furrowed his eyebrows.
"Did you call me Tweet?" Tweek asked.
Tommy shook his head.
"I mean, Tweek. I'm sorry."
"It's fine; here, take this to protect yourself."
Tweek gave Tommy his sidearm.
"Stick with us, Tommy."
Tommy looked over and saw Butters, Dog poo, Francis, and Nelly running up to the two of them.
Dame it! There's no way im going to be able to get to my ship with these fucking apes around. Tommy thought to himself.
(Stark's pond)
Gregory looked down at his Demon/Zombie troops, who were supposed to be decimating everyone in New South park, but now it seemed like the opposite was happening.
One of his Demon generals crawled up to Gregory. From what the English boy could tell, The Demon's wings had been cut off, and his body had been badly beaten up.
"Status report, Asmodeus!" Gregory said in his usual upper-crust tone of voice.
"We are Losing, Gregory. The humans are surprisingly putting up a good fight. I'm not sure how long we can last." Asmodeus said before falling face-first into the Snow.
"Dameit! Get me, Satan!"
(Hell, Satan's flat.)
Stan and Kyle were chained to the wall while cartman continued to Burn alive in the lava lap pool.
Satan got out his chainsaw and was about to turn it on when he heard his phone ringing.
"Of Fucking course, this happens now!"
Satan answered the call and noticed it was Gregory calling.
"What the fuck do you want?"
"I need reinforcements up here, Lucifer! We're losing badly." Gregory said on the other line.
"Ya, about that. I have decided to leave you guys to your own devices up there."
"What?!!"
"Ya, I've already got Stan, Kyle, and Cartman, plus Christophe is already heading up there to kill Tweek and Butters right now, so I don't care what happens, you guys."
"But what about our shared hatred of New South Park?! I thought you wanted to destroy it?"
"I do, and I will someday but for now im going to take great joy in cutting these three boys into little itty bitty pieces. Oh, also, Christophe found all your little bombs, so when you all die up there and end up back down here, don't expect a warm welcome!"
Satan then hung up.
(Stark's pond)
"Fuck, fuck, Fuck!!!"
Gregory threw his phone into the pond!
"Should we pull out and retreat to hell?" an older Demon asked.
"No! We are not leaving until New South park is nothing but a pile of ash; send in all remaining Demonic forces and tell them that retreat is not an option! And find out who's leading these Hillbillies!"
"What little Intel we have gathered since the battle began tells us that a Mr. Tweek Tweak is leading the enemy forces."
Gregory's eyes opened wide.
"Im being beaten by that Jittering imbecile?!"
"Maybe the Demons are correct, son. We should withdraw to preserve our forces." Charles Wellesley suggested to his son.
"No, we are not leaving till I make everyone now down to me because of my Amazing Stoyle!" Mark Zuckerberg said in his old video game voice.
Gregory took out a pistol and shot his father in the face then Mark Zuckerberg! He turned around and looked back down at New South park while the demonsbegan to feast father's corpse as well as Mark Zuckerberg's.
"I have been humiliated three times, thanks to the residents of this stupid town. There will not be a fourth time."
(New South park, Town Hall)
Wendy and several other kids had been tasked with protecting the town hall and the surrounding area from the Demon hoards.
Wendy, Bebe, Red, Millie, and Lola guarded the rooftop so that no demons could get through the roof.
Wendy didn't like how quiet things were up here. She wanted to be in the thick of it like everyone else, so she didn't have to think about Stan's death.
She then felt a tear fall down her cheek as the memories of her boyfriend being killed went through her mind.
"I hope Kevin is ok," Red said.
Millie put a comforting hand on Red's shoulder.
"Don't worry, Red. I'm sure our boys will come out of this just fine like they always do." Millie said before immediately regretting saying all of that out loud.
"Wendy, Bebe, im so sorry. I didn't mean-"
"Well, well, well, look who we have here, Wendy fucking Testaburger." Monica Wagner said as she landed on the roof.
Wendy, Bebe, Red, Millie, and Lola all aimed their M3's at their former classmate.
"Aw, what's wrong, gals, not happy to see me?"
Monica then looked at wendy.
"What about you, wendy? Aren't you overjoyed to see me?"
"I'll be happy to kill you again if that's what you mean," Wendy said while giving Monica a look of pure hatred.
"Now, wendy, is that any way to talk to an old friend? Oh, I know why your mad; it's because your boyfriend died right in front of you, and you were unable to do anything to save him. Don't worry; I forgive you for your rudeness, wendy, and to show it, I brought you a little something."
Monica then got out Stan's Beanie hat and threw it on the ground.
Wendy picked it up. She noticed there were several bloodstains on it.
"What did you do to this hat?!" wendy asked angrily.
"Well, when my mother and I found your boyfriend's corpse, we both decided it was just too good of an opportunity to waste; we ate your boyfriend's corpse for dinner. He was very delicious."
"You Bitch!" Bebe Shouted. She was about to pull the trigger but stopped when she heard wendy call out to her.
"Bebe, don't… she's mine!" Wendy said.
Bebe nodded and let her best friend take over.
"I've been waiting a long time for this, Testaburger," Monica said before transforming into her Demonic Spider form.
Wendy threw her M3 to the ground, but as it hit the rooftop, the hair-trigger fired one of the holy water-soaked bullets, which immediately shot through Monica's forehead!
The Demon transformed back to her human girl form before her corps hit the ground.
"Well, that was anti-climactic." Lola said.
Wendy grabbed Monica by the hair and began to pull her towards the stairwell.
"Bebe, do you mind taking over for me here?" Wendy asked.
"No, of course not. Why are you leaving, though?" Bebe asked.
" I'm going to have a little chat with our former teacher, Ms.Ellen."
(Town square)
Christophe perched himself atop the roof of Tom's rhinoplasty.
"Where are you, slippery little fucker?" Christophe asked himself as he looked through the scope of his Sniper rifle.
"Gah! More Demon's over here!" Tweek shouted before firing his PPSh-41 at them.
"Ah, there you are." just as Christophe was about to pull the trigger but stopped when he felt something grab onto him.
A large greenish-blue hand wrapped around Christophe and turned him around. The French boy recognized his captor as the beautiful girl from the abstinence dance.
"Ah, ma belle dame est revenue."
Leslie gave Christophe a confused look.
"I don't speak French. What did you say?" Leslie asked.
"I said only the truth; you are beautiful women who I would like to make my satanic bride."
The grip around Christophe's body tightened as soon as he said Satanic.
"It's because of Satan my life has sucked up until this point! Please tell me what you're doing here!"
"No, I will never-"
A stray bullet then shot Christophe through the head!
Leslie carelessly threw the corps into an alleyway, then jumped off the roof and landed on the street a few feet away from Tweek.
Before Tweek could say anything to Leslie, he heard a familiar flushing sound that made him want to shit his pants. He turned around and saw the Demonic toilet coming towards him.
Tweek froze like Deer in headlights as it got closer.
"Tweek, get out of the way; it's going to kill you!" Dog poo said as he, Francis, Nelly, Butters, and Tommy opened fire on the porcelain monster.
The bullets didn't do anything to stop the toilet; it jumped into the air and was about to attack Tweek but was shattered in mid-flight by an Angle's Vorpal sword!
To the horror of the Demons entering the town, an army of Angles flew to town and immediately began to kill every demon in sight!
Leslie touched Tweek's shoulder.
"It's Tweek, right? Your, one of Stan's friends." Leslie asked.
Tweek nodded.
"Do you know where stan is? I have something important I need to tell him." Leslie said with apparent hope and joy in her tone of voice.
Leslie noticed Tweek looking down sadly; then, a tear ran down his cheek.
"Leslie, im so sorry to tell you this. Stan is-"
Tweek was interrupted by Butters, who immediately began to sob uncontrollably.
"Stan and Kyle are Dead, Leslie! A demon killed them. Two hours ago." Butters said in between sobs.
"Butters!" Tweak shouted.
"Im sorry, Tweek. I can't keep it inside anymore."
Tweek noticed Leslie giving them an emotionless stare.
"Leslie, are you ok?" Nelly asked.
"No, I don't think I am. I just found out that Stan and I are Fraternal twins. I was so happy to find that I had been placed back with my real family. I felt that all the
Trials and tribulations I've been through so far in my life had all been worth it, but now it was all for nothing." Leslie said before she began to cry.
Nelly gave her gun to her boyfriend, Francis, and tried her best to comfort Leslie.
"Why was I even brought back to life if all I was going to do is come so close to getting the family I wanted, then have it taken away," Leslie said while she cried on Nelly's shoulder.
Nelly thought to herself for a moment. How can I get Leslie out of her funk? Well, she is religious, and from what I heard about her, she can be mighty. I hate to do this, but maybe I can use her grief to our advantage. Nelly thought to herself.
"I know why you brought back, Leslie. God brought you back to be with your family, but Satan took all that all away. It's his fault that you were taken from your family; it's his fault that your Brother is dead, and it's his fault that your hometown is being destroyed right before your own eyes. Could you help us end this, Leslie? Don't just do it for your family, do it for yourself so you can finally give that fallen angel the ass-kicking he deserves!"
Leslie looked up at Nelly for a moment, then wiped away her tears and nodded.
"Your right. I know who's leading the siege; it's Gregory Wellesley. I saw him yelling at some demons when the angels dropped me off here. He's made his base at Stark's Pond." Leslie said.
"You heard her; let's end this!" Tweek shouted.
Francis nodded.
"Tommy, c'mon. We gotta-"
Francis stopped talking when he noticed that Tommy was gone.
(Crash site)
Tommy took several deep breaths before he opened the cockpit to his ship. He noticed that most of the internal systems had repaired themselves as he had hoped. To think his instructors thought paying extra for the self-repair system was a waste of money. As long as no demons came looking around this area, Tommy would be able to prep his ship for taking off and be able to go back to Neptune with the real Tommy Turner and the still re-forming boy to show off to his instructors back home. He turned on the ship's engines and looked around all the monitors to see if any Demons were looking around for his ship
One of the monitors showed the humans still fighting against the Demons. They were a Nobel race; Tommy couldn't deny that.
" I guess I don't have to call myself Tommy anymore; it's back to being Gorresd."
Tommy, No Gorresd! Was surprised that he felt disappointed when he called himself by his real name. Another Monitor showed his former Siblings, Heidi, Damien, and Billy, fighting off two zombies and a demon.
Gorresd wanted to immediately grab his side alarm, run out of the ship, and help them but stopped himself. He couldn't afford to get emotionally involved with these Ape women and men. His instructors were very clear about that before he left Neptune.
He tried to look away from the monitor, but his eyes just kept going back to them.
I can't leave my family to die like this. Gorresd thought to himself. Back on Neptune, he had been an orphan. The closest thing he had to a family back home we're his instructors at the Academy, but now he had more than that here on earth. He had parents, brothers, and a sister, and they needed him. There was another option. He could reroute the ship's powers, activate the self-defense systems, and have them only target none humans in the New South Park area…but doing so would drain his ship of most of its power; he probably wouldn't see Neptune for years if he did this.
Gorresd, no, Tommy took a deep breath, then activated his ship's self-defense systems and typed in for all non-humans to be targeted.
Millions of blue rockets were fired out of the ship into the night sky!
Tommy smiled as he watched every last Demon and zombie meet their fates at the hands of his rockets. Tommy then grabbed his firearm, opened the cockpit, and ran back out to help his new family.
(A mile away)
Gregory closed his eyes as the rockets came down from the skies. He heard several small explosions before opening his eyes and seeing that he was all alone.
"T-this can't be happening. I can't lose again!"
"I'm afraid you have, Gregory," Tweek said as he, Dog poo, Francis, Nelly, Butters, and Leslie came out of the bushes and pointed their guns at him.
Gregory put his hands up.
"Fine, you've got me. Just get it over with and shoot me already." Gregory said.
"That's too easy. We're going to give you a chance to redeem yourself, Gregory." Leslie said.
"By doing what exactly?"
"Take us to your boss."
"And if I refuse?"
Gregory then felt the ground shake and saw manbearpig come out of the woods and look down at him hungrily.
"Then my friend here, who I guarantee will send you back to Hell the most painful way possible."
(Hell, Satan's flat)
"Aghhhh, stop this, please!" Cartman shouted as Satan chainsawed his left arm off. The door to his Flat burst open, and his assistant, Martin Bormann, ran in.
"Master, I'm sorry to interrupt your torture, but we have to get you to a safe place; angels have broken into hell." Martin then closed the Front door and heard the pain-filled screams of the Demons guarding the entrance.
"Get more arrows!" he heard one of the Demons shouted!
Satan then heard something big hit his front door and continually pound against it until it finally broke the door open! To his horror, an Arrow-covered manbearpig burst in and fell to his knees as several angles as well some human children ran in.
Leslie looked at manbearpig with a look of pity as she could see the monster was in horrible pain. She tried to take some of the arrows out of his body but as she attempted this, a Arrow shot straight into manbearpig's left eye! The monster then fell to the ground, and his blood began to pour out of his wounds.
Leslie looked at Satan, who she could see he was holding a giant crossbow in his hands.
Yet another life satan taken away like it was nothing.
Leslie grabbed one of the angel's shields and ran in a blind rage at Satan.
He shot several more arrows at the young girl, but she either dodged them or put the shield in front of her to protect her.
She slammed the shield into The fallen angel's face so hard it knocked him out of his prosthetic spider legs.
"You probably don't remember me, but I remember you. It's because of you and your little cronies that I was brought back to life! It's because of you that I was so close to having the family I'd always wanted and then having it taken away in an instant by you! It's because of you that so many good people all around the world suffer daily! And it's because of you that my Twin is Dead!
Leslie continuously beat Satan with her holy shield until he tried to push her off; as soon as he tried to do this, he couldn't feel his left arm! He looked over and saw it lying on the ground right next to him.
Satan looked up and saw the same flaming sword that stan had used to cut off his legs.
"You didn't think I'd come here without this, did you?!"
Leslie then cut Satan's head off!
Satan's head fell to the ground and rolled on the floor until it hit Manbesrpigs corps.
Leslie picked up satan's head by the horns and held the flaming sword just a few inches away from his face.
" judging by how long it's taking for your legs to begin growing back, and also it's going to take a significantly longer for your body to grow back, I can assume you don't want me to cut your head in l
Half, do you?"
"No, please don't."
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
"I can give you your brother back, Kyle too."
Leslie nodded.
"You can keep Cartman for a few months. I also want stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Butters souls given a clean slate."
"I can't clean there slated. Only God can do that."
"He already has."
Everyone looked back at the flat entrance and was surprised to see none other than the dead Kenny McCormick walking in.
Kenny walked up to Leslie.
"Leslie, do you mind if I take Satan's head?" Kenny asked.
Leslie gave Kenny the head.
"What are you doing? I told you I couldn't clean their slates." Satan said.
"I know, but I wanna show you had no right in keeping them here. You see, once Stan and Kyle tried to sacrifice themselves to save Tweek and Butters's souls, their slates were already wiped clean do you have been keeping them here illegally, and since Tweek and Butters led the town's defenses against your Demons, their slates have also been cleared." Kenny then revealed Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and Butter's Souls had been purified while Cartman's soul stayed in the red.
" Since you kept Stan and Kyle illegally, they get a second chance at life. The big man has sent me upstairs to escort them back to Earth." Kenny said.
Kenny then threw Satan's head into the lava lap pool At the same time, Wendy and Bebe cut stan and Kyle down.
Wendy hugged Stan lovingly.
"Oh, Stan, I thought I lost you for good. Are you ok? What did Satan do to you?"
"Nothing, don't worry, babe. The whole time we've been down here sitting mostly just tortured Cartman."
Bebe cut Kyle down from the wall. He immediately put his arms out to embrace his girlfriend, but instead of hugging him, Bebe picked Kyle up in her arms and held him like a groom would choose a new bride well caring her over the threshold or, in Bebe's case, carrying him over the point.
Stan looked over at Leslie and immediately ran over to her and hugged her.
" Leslie, I'm so sorry for the way I treated you. You didn't deserve that." Stan said.
Leslie smiled and hugged him back.
"It's okay, stan."
Leslie then broke the hug and looked her twin in the eyes.
"There's something important you and I have to talk about, stan. "
"You guys can talk about this later; right now, we need to get you all back to South park," Kenny said as he gestured for Everyone to follow him out of Satan's flat.
(Stark's pond)
Gregory had to keep his arms up while Tweek and his comrades still had their guns trained on him.
"You know, you don't have to keep those things pointed at me. I have nowhere to go." Gregory said.
"We're not taking that chance. You're going to stay right here until everybody else comes back up!" Dog poo said.
"Will you at least allow me to sit, so my legs don't buckle out from under me?"
Dog poo looked over at Tweek, who nodded.
"Fine, but don't fuck around with me!"
Gregory slowly got down on the ground, and before anyone could do anything, he pulled out a small pistol from his boot and shot at Dog poo!
Tweek saw this and pushed Dog poo out of the way! The bullet went through his chest!
"Tweek!" Butters shouted as he ran towards his friend.
Nelly fired her gun and shot Gregory's head off!"
"Is Tweek ok?" Francis asked.
"No, he's not! Help me put him in the Jeep!" Butters shouted as he and Francis put Tweek into the jeep they had used to get up here. Butters got in the Driver's seat and drove away.
"C'mon Tweek; please don't die; you're my Best Friend." Butters's said as drove as fast as he could to the Hospital.
The end
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