Chapter 44:

"And that's why I think you'll be a great tentacle hentai monster." Camie finished her thorough explanation that only left everybody in the dorms speechless. Her perversion only being challenged by Himiko. She had all the mathematical calculations and everything.

"Remind me not to use Blackwhip in front of you ever again." Izuku deadpanned at her while trying to figure out how to use his quirk to forget everything Camie said for the last 10 minutes. Unfortunately for him, he couldn't find any more exploits on his quirk involving memory erasure without turning his brain into pure jelly.

"So this is your girl? I approve."

"She's not my girl, grandma Nana. Quiet down."

"Relationships are only gonna screw you over in the battle against All For One."

"You too, Kira. Shut up."

Sometimes he just hated having his mind haunted by the past users of One For All. Good thing Eugene knows when to keep silent.

"Do not let her use my quirk like that."

Nevermind.

"That is… quite educational," Kenshi said awkwardly. The wolf did his best to try and break the awkwardness in the air but failed to do so. He disappointedly continued to rest his head on Riku's lap while she petted his head.

Seiji merely looked up from the book that he was reading, having used his quirk to block out his ears the moment Camie started speaking. Murray was inspecting the stuff that he was smoking and making sure he didn't add too much cannabis to his blunt, completely forgetting that he's highly resistant to its effects.

Nagamasa and Chifu looked at each knowingly, silently agreeing not to use their quirk in Camie's vicinity for the time being. Trish had a traumatized expression on her face while Himiko listened excitedly.

"Utsushimi, refrain from traumatizing your classmates with your fetishes." Gran Torino walked by with a bowl of taiyaki. "Also, all of you better be ready for the Licensing Exam. If you fail, it's training hell for you."

"YES, SIR!"

LICENSING EXAM START

"Since putting all eleven of you in one arena together would bring nothing but trouble, I've split you into groups of six and five people." Gran Torino explained as the two groups got inside different buses.

Team 1:

Izuku- Forcefully appointed leader

Trish

Himiko

Murry

Seiji

Inasa

Team 2:

Nagamasa- Leader

Camie

Chifu

Riku

Kenshi

"Ay, good luck on your side, Miko-baby. You too, Izubro." Camie boarded the bus last and hugged both of them goodbyes.

"Try not to cause too much trouble for the other class. Remember the deal we had with them!" Izuku reminded Camie as he boarded their bus.

"See you later, Cam-chan!"

"So, you're not gonna tell us what they'll be doing to test us?" Izuku asked Pied Piper as he enters the bus. The Musical Hero remained silent as he always has while giving him a sly smile. "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

"You got a plan for this one, wankstain?" Trish sat next to him with the intention of annoying him.

Izuku hesitates for a moment for answering her. "...Yeah."

Trish lost her smile instantly and replaced it with a confused expression. "Ya don't like yer own plan? Must be the end of times."

"There's a good reason he doesn't like it, Trish." Himiko sat in front of the two with a rather worried look on her face. "He's not really comfortable cutting a deal with him."

"Him? Who is- oh. OH. Oh shit." Trish was left with her mouth open with the realization. "With him?"

"He owes me so there's that." Well, that and he came to tolerate Katsuki more than Iida, which is by a lot. The two knew they would be targeted by the other examinees one way or another and the best way to keep those annoyances off their backs is to work together as much as they can.

"Listen up, we're not messing with Shiketsu and they won't mess with us, capiche?!" Katsuki yelled at his classmates while they were getting out of the bus. The Shiketsu bus pulled up soon after. Katsuki walked up to Izuku to size him up. "You better keep your end of the deal, Deku."

"I won't screw you over unless you do it first." Everyone was getting along well until Himiko got out of the Shiketsu bus last, earning glares from the 1A students except a few who knew.

"WHY IS A VILL-" Iida's mouth was shut tight before he could get any word in. Izuku was sometimes thankful for his quirk's precision.

"Yeah, yeah, keep his mouth shut, wankstain. He's way better thi-" Izuku also shut Trish's mouth shut with his quirk to prevent her from angering their supposed allies.

"Anyway, what's going on with you and that Shiozaki girl from 1B?"

"Nana."

"What? How'd you know abou-"

"Nana your fucking business."

"Hey! Sorry to interrupt you two!" A guy that looked like a rip-off of Izuku walked up to them. From the looks of the uniform, they're from Ketsubutsu. He's followed by the other students. Their teacher, Ms. Joke, is currently attempting to flirt with Eraserhead. Pied Piper simply watched the two with an amused smile, much to Eraserhead's chagrin. The guy reached out a hand for a handshake. "Good luck on the exams."

"My name is Yo Shindo. You guys are really famous." The dude said while still reaching out his hand. Katsuki smacked it away.

"Don't patronize me." He walked away while glaring at Yo, who kept his smile. He turned to Izuku to do the same thing.

"Hey, no need for formalities. I appreciate the gesture." Izuku started walking away as well. He turned around to Yo one last time with his nanomachines revealing himself from the neck. "Big Sis taught me a lot about people like you."

Izuku decided to tune out whatever the guy in the front was saying. All he knows is that he had to hit three targets on two guys and he passes. Easy enough. The balls are up to size for his quirk to use. He could also feel the stares of people behind him.

"Murry, Seiji, Trish, Himiko, and Inasa. Are you all ready?"

"Always, Izu-kun."

"Oh, I'm just waitin' to shoot these wankers with a bow."

"I'll try not to accidentally chop someone's arm off."

"You will not chop someone's arm off, Murry."

"HAI!"

The walls fell over and the exam started. He took a short peek at UA, who seemed to handle themselves well with Katsuki leading the charge. He turned back to his own group and effortlessly stopped all the balls thrown at them.

"All right, who thought it was a good idea to throw something at a telekinetic user?" He didn't let them answer his questions as he destroyed all the balls. "So, you guys wanna finish this quick or have a little bit of fun?"

"I didn't learn some new shit with me bow just to win this easy. Lemme at these pathetic wankers." Trish shot her first arrow and hit someone directly on the head. Luckily enough, she used a blunted tip. "That's one."

"Yeah, maybe I could use some practice with my sword swings," Murry said while shooting a random examinee with his micro uzi. He immediately took off, slicing through the balls thrown at him.

"Someone better make sure he keeps his eye on the goal." Seiji sighed and followed Murry to wherever the smoker goes.

"I APOLOGIZE! I must earn this pass through my own skills." Inasa bowed before flying off. That leaves Izuku, Trish, and Himiko to fend for themselves. They're definitely gonna be busy with all the people rushing at them at once.

Trish was the first to strike, using her bow like a blunt weapon and smacking the closest person in the face at full force. She drew two arrows and shot another two coming at her. She smacked another one and called him a racial slur, letting the weight of his anger anchor him to the ground.

"You bitch!"

"Cry about it!" She snapped back at him with a smile, angering him even more. She proceeded to taunt him more until he fell through the ground by the sheer amount of weight increased on him. Trish was about to make him angrier but a hand rested itself on her shoulder. It was too smooth to be Izuku's so that leaves one more person.

"Trish, honey, we need to focus," Toga said while jamming her taser into someone's neck. She forced both Trish and herself to duck as a guy flew past them only for Izuku to catch him mid-air and deliver a stunner, making the poor victim backflip 15 times in the air. "Holy shit, Izu-kun."

"Yeah, you learn a few things when All Might beat you up for your final exams."

"HE DID WHAT?!"

It's spelled M-U-R-R-Y

Murry had brought this predicament upon himself. Surrounded with Seiji nowhere to be found by girls with lame-ass school uniforms. Now he's run out of fuel(cigarettes) and is stuck in the ventilation. With his great luck, he found an opening and fell through it. Lo, and behold, more people from UA.

"Ay, nice seeing you homies here." He smiled at them as if he hasn't fallen down from the ventilation a second ago. He noticed that the frog was passed out and the Vice President was apparently trying to keep her warm. "Hibernation?"

"Hibernation," Momo confirmed his suspicions as she went back to her thoughts. "Can you heat up?"

"Unfortunately, I'm out of fuel." Murry sadly answered. At least he still has his sword. His micro uzi ran out of bullets a while ago. Inasa passed a while ago, instantly downing a lot of participants with his winds. He had no idea where Seiji went after they got separated and the three idiots are still probably fighting their way through a bunch of examinees. "Ay, it's against the deal for me to take you all out. If you want me to help out, I'll see what I can do, homes."

"I appreciate what you're saying but it's getting a lot colder right now." He noticed Jirou already starting to freeze and he only started noticing his own breath becoming visible.

"The ol' freeze 'em to death method? That's just cold. No pun intended."

"Not helping."

"Usually, I'd just seep through the doorway in my smoke form and wipe them out but yeah, no more fuel."

"I could make you more." Momo offered him, creating a cigarette from her palm.

"This won't give you some sort of cancer for creating cigarettes through your body, right?" Murry asked, not wanting Momo to make more if that was the case. "Look, I can make do with this one."

He placed the cigarette in his mouth and lit it with his lighter. He inhaled all of it but still made a disgusted face. "Yeah, don't make cigarettes ever again. This tastes like shit."

"JUST GET US OUTTA HERE!" Jirou yelled at him with what little strength he could muster.

"Aw right, aw right. Jeez. This is why I like Yui the most out of you UA guys." Murry winced from Jirou's loud voice while turning into smoke. He stopped midway. "Actually, I"ll just take out the ones causing the cold. You solve the rest of the problem."

"WHAT?! YOU PIECE OF-" He was already too far away to hear what Jirou had to say. He only followed the low temperature towards the one causing the cold. He went behind the girl quickly and knocked her out by hitting her with the hilt of his katana in the back of the head.

"Well, that takes care of that." He pulled out a red ball and used it on her targets, earning him one more. Seeing as how the windows were shut earlier, he figured there was a sniper. He'll take care of her as well. He inspected Stain's, no, his sword, looking at it closely. He knew Izuku's dad would do wonders with it but he didn't expect something long-ranged. The katana is smoking. It's all fueled up, unlike him.

He kicked down the window and immediately saw the camping sniper. "Amateur," He thought as he slashed his fully fueled Katana from a distance. What threw itself at the sniper at high speed was an extremely condensed and focused slash in the form of smoke, instantly cutting her rifle in half. He didn't let her recuperate as he used the last of his own fuel to fly at her and knocked her out with a punch.

"Didn't your sniper daddy tell you not to stay in one place? Hmm?" He said as he used the red ball to use on her targets. With that, he passed with flying colours. He can only hope that the same could be said with the UA group he encountered.

Seiji and the Botany Club(Half of it)

"DUCK!" Mineta yelled as Seiji did so, a projectile laser of sorts passing over him.

"Thank you." Seiji was a little frustrated that he got separated from the idiot. "He must have run out of fuel by now."

Seiji ducked from another attack and turned the annoyance into a pile of human flesh with his quirk.

"Your quirk never fails to freak me out sometimes," Mineta winced, looking at all the examinees that Seiji turned into meatballs. He avoided any form of eye contact when the purple-haired Shiketsu student glared at him.

"If you two are done conversing, we got a fuck ton more to take out," Katsuki warned them while exploding another student. Mineta used him as a springboard and threw his purple balls at someone coming at them from the sky, instantly blinding him and letting Katsuki finish him off with another explosion. "If you got nothing else to tell us, I think your smoker friend went to the-"

"Another student from Shiketsu has passed."

"Looks like your friend passed."

"Fucking great. I'm not wasting any more time babysitting your ass." Katsuki and Mineta quickly used the red ball to hit the targets, earning them their pass. Seiji grunted and did the same thing.

"Looks like two UA students and another Shiketsu student passed."

Now back to these three

"Okay, this is quite the big problem I expected it to be." Izuku, Himiko, and Trish were jumping from debris to debris due to the Shindo's quirk. He only realized now that he isn't a fan whatsoever of earthquakes. "Good thing Gran Torino forced you to take parkour lessons, right, Trish?"

"I'm still not gonna thank him for it, wankstain!" Trish answered back at him. She hit another examinee coming for her mid-air with another blunt arrow. "I'm just surprised your ex could keep up."

"Being on the run for so long taught me a few things, honey," Himiko said while using a guy's entire body as a platform to jump off on.

"STOP CALLING ME HONEY!"

"The first part of the exams is almost over. Let's just finish this quick." Izuku shot out his nanostrings and instantly caught six examinees mid-air. He used his red ball to take out two of 'em. "Yeah, I'm not apologizing for passing."

Himiko and Trish did the same thing with the other four, earning them their pass. "I wonder what's happening with Cam-chan right now?"

Meanwhile, with the other half of Class 1C

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FROM SHIKETSU HIJACKED A CAR AND ARE NOW RUNNING OVER MULTIPLE PEOPLE WITH IT!"

"HELL YEAH!" Camie drove through a bunch of people with a lowrider as she cleared the way for her classmates.

"Eh, I'm sure she's having a blast." Izuku shrugged, not the least bit worried about Camie. He already knew she'd pass. They entered just in time to see a tense situation of Inasa walking away aggressively from Todoroki. Izuku did not like the look of that. He approached the tallest boy in his class to ask about. "Okay, Inasa, be honest with me. Who started it?"

"Please, it is no concern, Vice President." Inasa bowed less intensely than he had before. Something is off. Izuku narrowed his eyes a bit, maybe using a little bit of his quirk to literally make Inasa's skin crawl. "I assure you, this will not affect my performance."

He didn't buy it. Whatever happened between him and Todoroki is gonna be a concern for Izuku. He really hates being the Vice President. "Right but if this screws you over, that's on me AND you."

"I understand."

"All right, all right, gather up now, people." Izuku waved at everyone. Everyone huddled in a circle. "Anything that went wrong? Nobody injured?"

"I've already checked everyone. Ikari has a bruise on her shoulder but she said she'll walk it off." Seiji reported.

"Just ran out of cigarette fuel. If anyone can get me a smoke source, I'll be powered back up." Murry said his piece, demonstrating his inability to turn into smoke.

"Well, ya already know what's with us and yer ex, wankstain." Trish answered. "And no one from our flimsy friend school tried to screw us over."

"YOU!" Murry flinched when he heard that voice. He turned around only to get an earphone jack injected directly into his eye.

"FUCK!" He clutched his eye while shaking in pain. He did not expect her to stab him in the eye like that. "COME ON, YOU MADE IT THROUGH, DIDN'T YA, HOMES?!"

"WE ALMOST LOST MOMO!" Jirou stabbed him again, this time on the arm.

"Oh come on, you can't expect me to hold your hands throughout the entire thing, right?"

"Oh screw off with that junk, you sh-" Jirou immediately fell to the ground as her weight suddenly increased. She was struggling to get up to no avail.

"TRISH!"

"What? She was pissin' on our friend."

"Oh for fuck's sake," He knelt down next to Jiro. "Just stay calm and deep breaths. Don't get angry. Trust me, just don't get angry."

Slowly but surely, Jiro managed to calm down and be able to stand again.

"Seriously, stop making a scene. Your school's reputation is on the line." Izuku helped his former classmate stand up while glaring at the onlookers. They all looked away, intimidated by his glowing green eyes.

"Funny you never thought of your own."

"With Seiji holding that up? I don't need to worry about it."

"I would appreciate it IF YOU CARE A LITTLE MORE ABOUT OUR REPUTATION!" Seiji yelled into his ear. The boy then proceeded to check Jiro for any bruises. "Make sure your friend gets the food she needs before the second part."

"Oh, don't worry, she's eating a lot right now. I'd appreciate it more if your friend helped us more back then."

"Oh come on, I already took care of the one freezin' ya and snipin' you. Gimme a break, homes!"

"Well if you fuckers are done with your shit banter, we're about to start the second shit." Just as Bakugou said that, the entire testing area started exploding.

OMAKE:

Toga Files

Hello, I'm Himiko Toga, second-in-command of Secret Squadron 9; Codenamed: Suicide Squa- oh who am I kidding? We're just called Secret Squadron 9 but I have absolutely no idea who Secret Squadron 1 to 8 is. There are currently two members in our squad. The identity of our leader is confidential. I'm the one tasked with finding recruits wherever I find them. The brass prefers fellow criminals and the likes. Anyway, none of that is important. Currently, my base of operation is in the dorm of Shiketsu's Class 1C, tasked to keep an eye on the Yakuza in our class. He seems to be good at hiding his true identity, seeing as how even my ex-boyfriend failed to catch on. There's also this girl, the one with red hair. She's hot. Very hot.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, there's a Yakuza in our class?" Izuku paused the camera that he let Himiko borrow. He was expecting an answer but quickly gave up. "You're not gonna give me a straight answer, aren't you?"

Nope. So yeah, I think she's incredibly hot. Like, yeah, sure, maybe I'd seduce her if we were room-

"Himiko." Izuku has yet again, paused the camera. "You're having an offscreen crush on Trish. TRISH?! Of all people?!"

Oh, I kinda find her aggression and smile attractive.

"Just, try not to fall for her taunts."

I find her insults and the way she screams at me exciting.

"Buddha's fat fucking chin, you are an 'M'." Izuku slapped himself in the face, not believing this to be real. "At the very least, let me remind you that the topic isn't about fucking Trish."

Right. Right. Sorry. So anyway, this is about Trish's quirk. I am planning to become a quirk psychologist and continue my research on behaviour affected by quirks. Trish is a rather special case. Maybe it's a trauma, maybe it's just her nature but we're looking into it. She couldn't exactly remember when she started having the desire to induce anger in people. Was it when her quirk awakened or was it just her coping mechanism? We can't really tell as of now. If it's a coping mechanism, what is she coping with? Izuku and I have heard bad things about her mom from her so that could be the source. But seriously, the way she smiles and sways her hip when she's taunting Izu-kun... so dre-

"STOP BEING THIRSTY FOR THE LOCH NESS BITCH, WOMAN!" Izuku paused the camera again. "Seriously, we're this close to finding out whether she's naturally a bitch or artificially a bitch. Focus, Himiko."

Anyway, yeah, I'm focusing. I can focus. So yeah, if it were because of her quirk, I'd call it something like "The Urge". If it's because of her quirk, maybe the very foundations of her body are sending signals to her brain and causing her to be what she is. An urge or instinct that drives our very being. Hmm, maybe I should drink a bit of her blood to get a fill?

"Himiko, have you been taking your blood treats?"

Not for a week.

"Come on, nobody is freaked out because you drink blood." Izuku stopped the recording and stood up. He held his hand out to his ex. "Let's get you some of those blood sacks in your fridge. We can do this recording again later."

"Yeah, I guess you're right." Himiko removed her headphones and followed suit, feeling thirsty for bird blood this time.

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Bakugou: College?

YEP.

Bakugou: Well at least we know what's coming next chapter

YEP. Rescue Exam next chap. Anyway, leave a like, subscribe, and comment. PEACE!