List of oneshots part 4
chapter 45
Sequel to chapter 160 in part 3
Recap: A fan of the opera brings out the females of numerous operas.
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(Next day)
-Britain, London, Edelstein Residence-
"Zzzzzz." John snored while still in his bed, dreaming of the friends he will make in the morning. He was in such a dazed slumber that he barely noticed the sound of feet touching the floor, given how the discs were still glowing.
Clap clap clap clap clap.
"Mmmm...friends." he groaned while his mind was hazy, although he did hear the sounds of walking or running across the entire apartment complex for some reason, but chalked it up to the new arrivals.
Clap clap clap clap.
SMASH!
"Ayi!" cried out a feminine voice before the footsteps scattered in every direction.
He jumped in surprise while his eyes were wide open. "What the!?"
As he looked around, he noticed that the door to his room was open and the lights were on in his private chamber...where the disks were! He jumped up and rushed inside, only to gape when he saw they were all gone.
"Oh...no." he got out while in a panic. "Did I accidentally touch all of them!? Oh no, what if they are lost, or evil...or worse...I accidentally got them agitated!"
An image of an opera character, a magic user or madman, running around the city attacking anything that moves with a very angry expression.
"I have to find them!" he yelled before running into the halls, hearing the footsteps in every part of the building as new doors, about twenty six in total, were lining the hallways. "...twenty six!? You gotta be kidding me! That's too many!"
Clap clap clap clap clap!
SLAM!
"That's just a floor up from here." he muttered before running towards the sound. "Wait! Don't run! I can explain!"
As he got to the door, which happened to be the kitchen, the second one this building had apparently, he heard some noises from within. He carefully pushed the door open and peeked in. "Hello?"
"Ah!" cried out a young yet pompous voice as John saw a tall young woman with long black hair that went to her shoulders, pale skin, brown eyes, C cup chest and large ass, wearing a splendid long sleeved pink and red dress that went to her legs, ten golden rings on each finger, a silver necklace, black shoes, and holding a white fan in her right hand, who looked a little spooked. "Who are you!? Why are you...wait? Your voice...english!? Gah! Not the noble italian!" 'Barbarian!'
"Wait! I didn't mean to scare you!" he said before getting a better look, noticing that her attire was from the eighteen century, more specifically spain. "Wait...I know you! You're Rosina of the house of Basilio the hypocrite!"
She blinked and snickered a little. "Yes, my father is like that, but why do you know my name?"
"You're a famous opera character."
"...eh?"
"This is a lot to explain, but I can summon beings from 'other worlds' through disks, and you're one of them."
"...eh!?"
"Look, I'd love to explain more, but I have to find the others who are roaming around." he said while walking in and grabbed her hand. "So can you go to your room, it's the one that feels like your home-"
"Wait a moment. How do I know I can trust you?"
"Simple, I do not want to marry you or anything. I just want to be your friend." he said as the woman blinked and felt something 'click' in her heart.
"...I see."
"Will you trust me?"
"...yes. But when you're done, come to this room, have some tea and we can better get to know each other." she said while walking off, smirking under her fan in the process. 'If he does change his mind, I wouldn't mind being married to him. Better then what my father finds.'
John sighed while amazed that he didn't get screamed at or attacked by her fan. "Ok, one down, and….a bunch more to go."
(A bit later)
John walked down a hallway that led to the pool area, which he was surprised he even had since it was in the basement, as he felt a little confused. "I know I heard two footsteps here, but where are they? And how did I not realize I had a pool down here?" he looked around while clearing his throat. "Hello? Anyone here?"
Splash!
"AH!" cried out a woman. "What happened!? Where's the ground!?"
"Hang on!" he yelled while rushing inside, only to see two figures in the water.
One was a tall light gray skinned woman with long flowing blonde hair that seemed to whiten near the ends, green eyes, a E cup chest and small ass, wearing nothing at all as her hands and feet were webbed and she had small gills on the sides of her ribs, who seemed to be swimming just fine in the water.
The other was a tall fair skinned woman with long brown hair that went to her hips, clear white eyes that indicated blindness, a D cup chest and large ass, wearing a simple long sleeved white dress, a single black choker and brown shoes, who was splashing about like a dead fish.
"Help! Help!"
"Calm down." the first woman said with a sigh, sounding slightly depressed. "You can swim fine."
"I can't feel or swim!"
"Oh...never mind."
"Hang on! I'll get you out of there!" John yelled before jumping into the water and grabbed the woman, who was flustered from the touch, as he swam her back to dry land.
"Oh, thanks...um, who are you?" she asked as the other woman clapped her hands.
"Great, a prince. Yeah, great." she grumbled. "Now if only you popped up when I was mute and still a foolish maiden. Bah!"
John blinked before getting a better look at the two. "Wait, you're Rusalka. And this one...oh. My. God! Princess Iolanta!" 'Two main heroines of their own operas! AMAZING!'
"Yeah I'm the Rusakla, water nymph who loved a guy and was rejected by him for a jealous princess. Thanks for reminding me." she growled in annoyance, as if she really didn't want a can of worms to be opened again.
"Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."
She rolled her eyes while the princess coughed.
"Um...thank you um...soft bear?" she said while placing her hands on his face as she looked at the ceiling. "Huh, very soft."
"Thank you, but are you alright?" he asked with concern.
"Yes, but I do not understand why your face is soft. I can hear your voice, touch it...but um...what was that word for um...visual?"
'Right, she was never told about sight or blindness due to her father being too protective. Really death to her fiance for telling her she's blind? Dumb.' "Um, do you need help?"
"Maybe, I can't seem to know my way around here."
"Ok, stick close and let me get you a towel before you catch a cold."
She nodded as the water nymph threw him a towel, wet, and smirked.
"Since you're the one that summoned me from my lake, you must need me for something, same with the other girls that showed up."
"Yeah, friendship." he said bluntly as the princess blinked.
"That sounds nice. I accept...um…"
"John."
"Sir John." Iolanta smiled.
"Yeah friendship." Rusalka yawned. "I'll consider it, once I get a better place to roost. This pond is filthy and full of shit."
"Wait what!?" the princess cried out in disgust. "EW!"
"Uh, would you like a hot bath?"
"Yes." both said at once, although confused at the same time.
"Good, because upstairs are your room, and Rusalka, please escort her to her room. It's fitted to her tastes, same with yours."
"Why not you?"
"Because I have other guests to find." he deadpanned. "And if you help, I'll tell you the fate your lover had in hell."
Rusalka blinked at this and grinned. "Deal."
"Great, just be careful." he said before seeing the Rusalka jump out of the water and escort the princess away, not knowing that he somehow made them interested in him, one in a friendship way and the other a 'brother' way. "Ok, now where are the others?"
(A little while later)
"Ok. I know I heard footsteps up here." John said while going to the third floor, which surprised him as he didn't expect more than three floors, but chalked it up to the magical users mixing up the place. "But where exactly? This place is unfamiliar to me."
That's when he saw someone dart by.
"Wait!" he called out while running towards the person, only to see said person going into a room to his right. As he went inside, he saw it was a large geisha room, all authentic and seemingly brand new, as he felt a little warm for some reason. "Um…"
"Oh hello." said a young yet mature voice as John looked up and saw a tall fair skinned woman with long black hair styled in the shape of a butterfly's wings, black eyes, a I cup chest and large ass, very long black and purple nails, wearing a purple kimono, a light pink obi, black zōri, and had a wide purple wagasa in her left hand, standing next to him. "Sorry I ran, but I needed a place to calm down. I mean, I popped up here the night before my wedding registration was finalized. Mmm...american?"
"No, british."
"Oh...sorry." she huffed while not acting like she was disappointed, but seemingly happy about the idea of him being british.
"Well are you ok now?"
"Yep, especially now that you're here." she smiled while moving closer to him, her chest near his face. "The names Cio-Cio-san, age fifteen and looking for a man to marry~"
'Oh boy! I remember her, she's the one that kills herself after learning her husband cheated on her.' he thought with a blush and gulp. "W-Wait, you mean, you're single?"
"Still." she sighed. "I just popped in this building before meeting a man named Pinkerton, but I don't mind. You're a better pick for a husband anyway~"
'First a valkyrie, then three conjoined women, now her!?'
"Want to have some fun now?"
"U-Uh….t-t-that's tempting, but I'm a bit...b-busy."
She pouted. "Busy? Aw, man. Always busy."
"But we can have sex later, like after I find the other guests." he blurted out while he intentionally meant be friends, not have sex.
She smiled and winked. "I'll hold that promise to you, kawaii-kun~"
"It's John…"
"Even better~"
"B-But until then, could you go off to the other rooms? There should be one best suited for you."
"Mmmm, this room is a little stuffy. Ok." she said while walking away, but gave him a bump with her ass before leaving the area. "See you later John-kun~"
He blushed while noticing his pants were forming a rather large tent. He tried to cover it and shake his head. 'Oh god! She's more t-t-top heavy than the opera implied!'
(Later on)
John sighed while trying to calm himself down, especially when he now had three opera characters, maybe more to his knowledge, wanting his conductors' stick during the course of two days. He tried to think of cold thoughts to calm down.
However as he did so, he noticed that the entire hallway was starting to ice over.
"Burrr! Cold!" he shivered while he saw his own breath, only to discover that someone was walking down the hallway...towards him. "Wh-h-hos there?"
The faint sounds of humming could be heard as a tall very pale skinned woman with long white hair that went to her shoulder blades, clear blue eyes with a snowflake shaped iris, a D cup chest and large ass, wearing a white and blue dress with white fur near the wrists, ankles, neck, and hips, clear see through stockings and gloves, a circular white fur cap on her head, white fur covered boots, and a silver tattoo on her forehead in the shape of a ten pronged snowflake, walked towards John with a sad yet ethereal expression.
He shivered and tried to keep his teeth from chattering as she stopped and stood in front of him.
"Who are you? And why aren't you bowing to me?"
"Cold…"
"It is always cold in the presence of Snegurochka."
'The Snow Maiden!? Oh no, the one that melts if she falls for anyone.' he thought as she looked closer at him and blushed a little, blue due to her nature.
"Handsome." she said while ice seemed to form from her lips. "Yet I sense something from you, something akin to my parents."
"W-W-W-W-What i-i-i-i-s t-t-that?"
"No idea." she said before looking him over. "But I will be heading to these rooms, the other girls mentioned, the ones in their fancy rooms."
He sighed before noticing her eyes glowed a little.
"But know this, I will be watching you." she said with a serious tone. "I will know if you make the first move on any of these girls because."
SWISH!
A large icicle formed from her right hand and pushed against John's left cheek, making it bleed a little.
"I will make you love me first." she said in a dark tone, filled with both cold logic and lust. "Got it?"
'Y-Y-Y-YANDERE!' he thought as he broke into a cold sweat, which didn't come from the lower temperature.
Snegurochka moved the icicle away before smiling. "Good, see you later."
And like that, she walked away, the temperature returning to normal as John looked petrified.
'Oh god almighty! If you can hear me, please don't let me die as a popsicle!'
(With God)
"Nah, yanderes are a good thing." said 'God' before his form flickered to reveal a familiar black cloaked figure who winked at the screen.
(Back with John)
John walked up the stairs while heading to the fourth floor, noting that said floor seemed a little cleaner then the ones downstairs and more middle eastern in style. 'Ok, so maybe these girls will not make me pee my pants.'
Clap clap clap clap clap clap.
"Hello? Who's there?"
As he walked down the hallway, he noticed that there was a small temple in the middle of the right hallway, which seemed to be dedicated to...less holy denizens, and no nothing crazy, just a statue of a Bathomet clad in black robes.
'Ok...hopefully anyone that comes in this building doesn't get religious backlash or offended by these images. I know I am!'
That was when he noticed a tall tanned woman with short red hair, amber eyes, a G cup chest and small ass, wearing a long flowing black abaya, a black niqāb that showed traces of her red hair, a rustic gold bird-like battoulah over her face, a pair of black balgha, and several iron rings hanging from her sleeves, lighting some candles as some smoke collaguated into small imps that seemed to be talking to her in an unknown language.
John looked at the woman and something clicked in his head. 'Wait, I know her. That's the sorceress Armida. The one that tried to destroy the crusaders and fell in love with one. Wow...never expected her to wear those clothes or be conservative.'
The imps looked at John and whispered into her ears, catching her attention in the process.
"Boy." she said in a calm yet alluring tone. "I know you're here and the owner of this magic filled building."
"Oh! Uh, sorry for staring." he said with a light blush. "But how-"
"My minions speak of other sorceresses and entities from across time and space congregating to this one building." she pointed to an imp. "They never lie. But tell me John, what is your reason for summoning me? Wealth? Lust? Loneliness?"
"The last one...but why are you wearing those clothes? Weren't you...flashy?"
"I'm a sorceress, not a harem girl." she narrowed her eyes. "I would never do such a thing, not in public that is."
'Right...different cultures.' he sweatdropped.
"Now as I know of your troubles, I will not bug you on trivial things and go to my room. However, once this is done, you have some explaining to do." she said sternly, almost like a mother in mannerism.
He nodded before seeing her leave, although an imp stood next to him. "Yes?"
"Kid, here's a secret." he smirked. "If you want a MILF, try my mistress, she has the right body for you. He he~"
"W-What?!"
"He he, you know what I mean." he chuckled before vanishing in a cloud of brimstone.
John gagged at the smell while feeling like the imp was trying to play cupid between him and Armida. He waved the cloud away and made his way out, urging himself to keep that thought out or else she'd catch him.
(Later on)
John kept on walking down the strange fourth floor while still wondering if the others were in the kitchen or living room downstairs, not in the unknown parts of the building doing who knows what. And steeling himself to try and not get embarrassed should the next one….catch him off guard.
That was when he noticed that part of the hallway was Byzantinian in origin, with golden images of the virgin mary and christ himself.
"Huh...pretty." he muttered before hearing some noises nearby, two noices to be exact.
"Give me my necklace back!"
"After you stop pulling my veil off!"
"Then give me the necklace!"
"You dare raise your tone to a member of the Byzantinean royal family!?"
"Just give me the necklace you witch!"
"Oh no." he paled and ran to the voices. As he opened the door, which was a golden throne room, we see two figures pulling at each other.
One was a tall pale woman with long blond hair, blue eyes, a D cup chest and wide ass, wearing a long golden dress adorned with blue crosses with a silver train going down her back and went a few feet in every direction, a gem encrusted golden crown with a single silver cross on its top, a white veil that went down to her hips and covered her face, black shoes, and several diamond rings on her fingers.
And the other was a tall fair skinned woman with long brown hair, blue eyes, a E cup chest and small ass, wearing a simple long sleeved brown dress, green shoes, a golden necklace studded with precious rubies and sapphires, and a pair of gold pearl earrings.
Both were pulling at each other, the brunette pulling on the blondes' veil and the blonde pulling on the brunette's golden necklace.
And both were very pissed off.
'Oh no. That's Rachel and Esclarmonde, the goldsmith's adopted daughter and the sorceress with a habit of keeping her face veiled. Not good!'
"Stop pulling you jewish bitch!"
"When you stop saying that and give me my necklace! My father made it for me!"
"It's going to be part of the royal treasury!"
"No way! I'm not letting a bitch like you have my treasure!"
"Take that back!"
"Never!"
"Ladies please stop! No fighting!" He said while getting in between them.
Both frowned and glared at him. "And who are you?"
"I'm John, and I don't want to see you two fight like this."
Both raised their eyebrows.
"I mean, you're two of the most amazing characters in opera."
"..."
"..."
"Plus why attack each other when you could be friends?"
"When she stops stealing my necklace." Rachel frowned.
"And when you stop trying to pull my veil off you little bitch." Esclarmonde frowned.
"Then give me my necklace!"
Both growled before John grabbed them by the hands and pulled them off.
"Ok, I don't have time to stop your fight, but I have time to say you need a time out." he frowned. "So both of you, go to your rooms. Now!"
"But-"
"NOW!"
Both of them glared at the other before huffing and walked off. 'Stupid cute assurting boy.'
John watched them go, exhaling and wiping his forehead. 'That was too close.'
(Later)
John grumbled while taking a seat on a couch, trying to catch his breath. "God, how long have I been doing this?" he looked at his watch and blinked seeing only….ten minutes had passed. "Crap. I thought it would be longer."
As he grumbled to himself, he didn't notice that someone was walking by him.
This person was a tall tanned woman with long flowing black hair that went to her feet, bright green eyes, a red dot in the middle of her forehead, a D cup chest and large ass, long red nails, wearing a white sari, a gold and red choli, a long red lehenga with gold lines going down it, a red and silver dupatta scarf with gold leafs stitched into the fabric, circular gold rings on her arms and legs, long gold earrings, ten gold necklaces laced with pearls, and a single ruby encrusted belly button piercing, who seemed to be a little tired herself as she sat next to him.
"I wonder where to find flowers in this place." she muttered to herself, sounding like the reincarnation of spring itself for a second.
John turned and jumped. "Oh!"
"What?" she turned to him confused.
"Oh, sorry, sorry, I just didn't see you come in."
"It's fine." she smiled while John looked at her a little closely.
'Wait...Lakmé? Oh my, she's the priest's daughter. Wait...she's not mentioning any british officers so she must have not met the one that made her commit suiside yet.' he thought before realizing he was british. 'Oh...shit.'
"So who are you and do you worship the gods?"
"John and none."
"...what a blasphemous person you are." Lakmé said while John shook his head.
"No no, I just don't worship gods."
"Still blasphemous."
"I….look, it's complicated. Let's just say you're in a time where not EVERYONE worships them." he said before catching himself. "Well maybe as that particular religion is still popular. But you know what I mean."
"No I don't." she said honestly.
"Just go to your room. I'm busy trying to find some guests."
"Oh, well I saw one walk by earlier. She came from the northern region of my home nation."
"Really!?"
"Yes, she walked down the hallway." Lakmé said while pointing down the hall. "And went right near the corridor."
"Thank you!" He exclaimed before kissing her on the lips and ran in the direction she mentioned.
"..." she blushed while feeling something warm enter her heart.
(Later)
"Hey! Hey! Is anyone around here?" He yelled out before noticing he was in a hallway dedicated to Indra, King of the Devas. "Ok, now I feel slightly intimidated."
As he looked on he noticed a tall tanned woman with long flowing black hair that went to her hips, dark blue eyes, a red dot in the middle of her forehead, a F cup chest and small ass, wearing a long flowing gold anarkali that spread all around her legs, a white and gold dupatta scarf, gold vajra earrings, a gold necklace in the shape of a cow, and two emerald rings on each thumb, meditating in the center of the room.
He covered his mouth to try not to startle her and carefully tip toed over. 'I don't wanna scare her, but I have to-'
CREAK!
And cue very loose floorboards.
'Shit!'
Her eyes opened and she stared at John. "Who comes here and disturbs my mediation?"
"Uh….a friendly neighbor?" 'Yep, that's Sitâ. very scary priestess of Indra.'
She deadpanned. "You're a stranger."
"And the owner of this building."
She began to close her eyes as John snapped his fingers a few times. "Stop that, it's annoying."
"Sorry, but….could you please head to your room?"
"And if I don't?"
"Then...I will tickle you silly."
"I'm not ticklish." she said while John grumbled.
"Then I'll...um...I got nothing. But please go to your room."
"I will, after I meditate. I do this every mid-morning."
"Will that take long?"
"Yes, two hours at most." she said before going back to meditation.
John grumbled at this. "Fine." 'I should have seen that coming.'
As he walked away, he didn't notice that she was eyeing his ass.
'Big like Indra's ass~'
(Later on)
"Ok, um...how many left? Oh right, sixteen...ugh." he grumbled to himself while now on the fifth floor, which seemed to be blank except for the white walls and floor. "This is already starting to wear me out, and all I've been doing is walk around."
As he walked down the snowwhite halls, he noticed that there were sixteen doors, all seemingly connected to the floor for some reason.
"...what the fuck?!" he gaped and looked around. "What….how?!"
That was when he noticed that many of the doors were locked except for the middle one, which seemed to be opened slightly, letting the scent of flowers emanate from it.
"Roses? Ok, now I know this building is getting crazy. I never liked roses." he coughed before his face gained red spots. "No! My allergies!" he covered his mouth and tried running away to open a window.
Only to discover that the windows were bolted shut from the outside.
"NOOOOO!" he cried out before noticing the middle door opening and a tall pale woman with long black hair that went to her knees, deep green eyes that shone like diamonds, a C cup chest and massive ass, wearing a silken long sleeved yellow kimono with a red obi, a red hakama, white tabi socks and two pronged geta, poked her head out in annoyance.
"Stop yelling, you're scaring away the birds in here!" she yelled in a very cute voice.
John's eyes widened while getting more red spots on his hands.
"So please stop yell….wait? Why is your face red?"
"Allergies...getting worse…" he groaned while trying to pry the window open with brute force. "Need to...air it….out!"
She blinked before getting out of the door and ran to the window. "I shall help you then."
As they both pried the window, John didn't notice that a light blue aura came from his hands and caused the window to open up on it's own. He gasped and sucked in fresh air while coughing.
"Finally!" he gasped while the spots vanished.
"There, the window is opened." she said before bowing to him. "Names Iris, and your name is?"
"John."
"Strange name."
"Same with yours." he remarked bluntly, making her pout.
"Hey, it's not weird." She said sadly. "It's a good name."
John rolled her eyes. "Look, can you go to your room please?"
She blushed. "To...make love?" 'Oh my kami!'
"What?! N-N-N-No!"
She pouted. "Oh...my apologies. I thought you were...bold."
"I-I-I meant so I could track down the others and make sure they were alright. That's why I want you to go, so I know you're safe."
Iris nodded. "Alright, but please be safe while doing it...best friend."
And like that, he felt his heart leap for joy as the girl walked away with a smile.
'She...called me best friend! YAHOO!' he thought with a fist pump. 'I feel on top of the world!'
(Later on)
John smiled while on top of the world, despite now back on the second floor, hoping to find the guests on this floor instead of the ones upstairs. "Ok, now where to find my new best friends? Oh I'm so happy I could kiss the next guest on the lips!"
That's when he heard three sets of footsteps going into the living room.
"Oh! Speak of the devil." he said before entering the room, only to see that his living room now had millions of gold colored couches. "...when did I get the couches?"
That was when he saw three figures talking to each other on one of the couches.
The first was a tall tanned skinned woman with long flowing black hair, deep blue eyes, long eyelashes, a B cup chest and small ass, wearing a long white and gold robe that went to her knees, three golden earrings on each ear, gold bands on her wrists and ankles, a single golden ankh necklace, a crown of gold and sapphire with the head of a hawk at the front, and a pair of light brown sandals.
The second was a short pale skinned woman with long brown hair that went to her hips, gray eyes, a E cup chest and large ass, wearing a gray robe that went over her bare feet, a gold arm band, and single ruby ring on her pinky finger.
And the third was a tall pale skinned woman with short black hair, cold blue eyes, a C cup chest and small ass, wearing a long toga that seemed to wrap around her right shoulder at least once, a gold crown of emeralds on her head, a thin veil draped over her head and down her sides, golden bands on her arms, and a pair of sandals, who was smirking to reveal her double canine on the upper right side of her jaw.
"Uh, hello there." he said while noticing who these women were exactly. "Wait, Amneris, princess of egypt. Antigona, Princess of Troy. And...Agrippina, quazy empress of rome!?"
They looked at him and raised an eyebrow.
"Who's he?" asked the tanned woman.
"No idea." said the double canine woman. "But he is handsome."
"True." said the shorter woman. "But his attire is so...lacking. I mean is he trying to be modest or not?"
"Agreed." the other two women nodded as John looked a little annoyed.
"Hey, I'm right here you know." he deadpanned. "And can you-"
"We are busy here boy." Agrippina interrupted.
"With what?"
"Trying to find new lovers." said Amneris with a huff. "Obviously."
"Plus none of our loves are here." deadpanned Antigona. "Thus they are dead or have deserted us. So we are trying to pool our resources into finding a lover."
John blinked while surprised at their corroboration, given that they are known for treachery and murder.
"Now shoo. We are very busy."
"...I'm going to ignore that and say that you three don't need a lover to be powerful." John deadpanned. "I mean look at you three, you're independent and worthy of ruling their respective nations, you don't need a lover to be happy."
"But it will help calm our urges." Agrippina smirked. "It's hard to just do it by yourself you know."
"You….You have touched yourselves before, right?"
"Duh." all three deadpanned. "Have you?"
"T-That's not the point! The point is, that...why don't you help each other?"
"What? We already did that." Amneris deadpanned. "Didn't work because none of us could try the bottom."
John blushed while shaking his head. "Um...what about me?"
They looked at him before whispering to each other, although John couldn't exactly hear them.
'Wait, did I just offer myself to screw them?!' he thought in realization. 'I have too many crazies for that!'
"Fine." Amneris nodded.
"We can do that." said Antigona with a smirk.
"But after we find a good room." said Agrippina. "And prepare for your arrival. This room feels...lacking in the love making environment."
"...huh?"he said before seeing the women leave, but not before they pinched his ass. "HEY!"
"Soft." all three smirked with a grin.
He turned beet red and watched them leave. '...why am I getting all the perverts!?'
(Later on)
John grumbled while walking down the main hallway, hoping to not find any perverted or insane guests this time. Especially as he covered his butt just to be on the safe side. 'I need to invest in butt guards.'
That was when he noticed that someone was in the tv room, seemingly playing a game with a consol.
"What is this!? I play this FGO thing for five hours, find myself and...she looks NOTHING like me!" yelled a very annoyed yet alluring voice from inside the room.
'Please don't be a pervert.' he thought before opening the door, to reveal a tall pale tanned woman with long black hair that went all the way to her feet was was tied in the front by two golden points, golden eyes, small semi pointed ears, a G cup chest and large ass, long black nails that curled near the ends, wearing a gold and black robe that went down to her knees and curled a little into the shape of a rose, a golden crown on her head in the shape of a dove, white fish tailed shaped veils going down from the crown to the sides of her hips, long black stockings, black arm sleeves, golden bands on her shoulders and ankles, ten gold rings on her fingers and pointed black shoes with a golden nail near the big toes, playing on a phone that someone left, aka someone that snuck in to steal his stuff...like every other day. 'Wait...FGO. Is that Semiramide!? Ok, playing herself on the game is kinda funny in hindsight.'
"My ears aren't even that big! And her attire, so flashy!" she grumbled while looking ready to blow her top off any second.
"Uh, hello?"
She turned to him quickly and frowned. "What? I'm busy getting angry about this poor quality version of my beautiful self!"
"Um...that's just a game."
"I know that! But my appearance is being flattered on this...this...scantily clad bitch!"
'Pot calling the kettle black.' he sweatdrop. "I don't think it's worth getting mad about."
Semiramide frowned at that while turning the app off. "Look, I don't know you, even if your face is handsome, but I'm leaving this room. I need a few hours to calm down before I poison someone, with a dagger to their ass!"
"Um...go ahead." he gulped as the woman walked away quickly.
"And I do mean it when you have a handsome face." she said before turning a corner and left.
"Uh….thank you?" he said with a confused look on his face. 'Weird.'
(Later)
"Ok." John said while walking around the first floor. "Nearly everyone is in their rooms. But I still need about eleven guests left." he inhaled and cleared his throat. "Hello! Is there anyone around not in their room!?"
Silence.
"Ok. Maybe there aren't any-"
CRASH!
And cue something breaking in the nearby bathroom.
"AH HA! Found you!" he yelled before opening the bathroom door, only to see a tall light blue skinned woman with long flowing blond hair that seemed to cover her entire body, semi dark blue eyes, a E cup chest and large ass, wearing nothing at all to hide her modesty except for a raven feather cloak as the floor became drenched with pond water and gunk, currently in the toilet, her hand stuck in the bowl itself.
"Damn it! First evil witch stepmoms now this! Fuck it!" she yelled in anger and frustration.
"Uh….do you….need help?" he blushed while seeing her bare ass.
"Please! HELP!"
John moved over to the girl and pulled, causing her to fly out from the sudden move and fall-
SPLAT!
On his face, ass first.
"Ow...wait. My arm! It's free!"
'But I'm not!' John though while the girl got off of his face.
"Where are my manners, I am Pannochka, rusalka of the lake."
'Oh great, three water nymphs! So much future confusion!'
"And did you enjoy my ass?" she teased with a smirk.
"Uh…" he looked away with a blush.
"You did." she smirked before getting up. "Now I could tease you about your interest in my ass, but I need a room to sleep in. None of these watery places are...safe for me if you catch my drift."
"Well, there's tons if you go the other way." he said while she deadpanned.
"Ok, but I didn't mean to use the toilet. I need water to sleep in or I turn into pond gunk." she pointed to the gunk on the floor. "Like what I'm doing right now."
'Ew.' he thought while the girl quickly left, a large mess of pond gunk left on the floor in the places where she stepped.
"Later!"
"Better get the mop." he grumbled.
(One hour of cleaning later)
John grumbled while putting the now unusable mop in the trash can, still feeling dirty despite taking a shower afterwards. "Note to self. Hire cleaning lady."
That was when he noticed a tall handsome pale skinned woman with short black hair, green eyes, a D cup chest and large ass, wearing a black and gold suit, black pants, a pair of loafers, white gloves and a single gold necklace made of pearls, walking next to him.
"Are you in need of anything?" she asked in a boyish tone.
"AH!"
"What?"
"Sorry, didn't see you...wait. Aren't you Alexis, the crossdressing 'fiance'?"
"Cross-what? I wear these clothes because they are comfortable." she frowned. "I mean corsets and dresses are so uncomfortable, especially for the ribs."
"I see...so why are you here?"
"To help you, if you so desire. I saw you cleaning and well, I felt pity for you." she admitted. "Thus, if you want, I shall help you with whatever task you require for me today."
"Well….I DO need some help rounding up some of my news 'guests'."
"Ok, I shall scour the building in search of the others." she bowed while John felt like his heart was stopping for a second due to her boyish charm. "I shall return with them!"
And like that, she ran away and went into a closet.
CRASH!
"Ow, I'm ok!" she called out before going the other way, and into another closet. "GAH!"
'Is she bad at directions?'
(Later)
John yawned while looking ready to fall asleep. "Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a nap right about now."
"AHHHH!"
"TO BATTLE!"
"CHARGE!"
He jumped in shock as he heard a battle taking place in the room next to him. "Oh come on!"
As he opened the door, he saw that the room was now destroyed, his books and furniture cut to ribbons as two women fought each other with blades.
The one on the left was a tall pale woman with long black hair, green eyes, a G cup chest and large ass, wearing thick heavy gray armor that seemed to frame her body perfectly, a long flowing red cape, and holding a cross shaped lance in her left hand.
And the one on the right was a tall tanned semi muscular woman with long brown hair that was tied into a snake like ponytail, fierce red eyes, a H cup chest and large ass, wearing heavy gray and black chainmail armor with wild boar fur on the arms, legs, neck, upper body and hips, a flowing cape made of wolf skin, slimm metal gauntlets, thick bare skin boots, and holding a large ash spear with a jagged iron point.
And both were engrossed in combat to the point that they didn't even notice John entering the room with a horrified expression on his face.
"No no no! Giovanna! Šárka! STOP!" he cried out. "Please stop fighting!"
They continued to fight before their blades somehow were shot out of their hands, although this was due to the blue aura that came from John's hands.
"What the!?"
"Magic!? Who dares!" yelled Šárka before turning to John. "Oh, you...wow." 'Very handsome, for a witch.'
"What are…" Giovanna trailed off while seeing John's face. 'The voices are telling me to...fuck him!? Ok god, that's just weird, even for you!'
"Please stop fighting." he grumbled. "And clean up this mess. Also tell me WHY you did this!"
"Warriors pride." both said at once.
And cue him facepalming so hard that his face turned red. "Really? Over pride?"
"Yes." Giovanna said. "And because the voices tell me to."
"Bah!" Šárka laughed. "A real warrior, let's no one boss them around!"
"Well you nearly killed me with a spear!"
"Same-"
"Look, just clean up and go to your rooms." John grumbled. "I have some guests to find."
They were about to say something when John left the room.
"...he was cute."
"Yep. And my new husband."
"What no! He's mine!"
And cue another fight occurring, one more savage than before.
(Later on)
"Ugh...I need something to eat." John grumbled while heading to the kitchen. "I completely forgot to grab breakfast, and lunch."
As he entered the kitchen, he noticed that someone was inspecting the knives.
"Umm...too small." said a short pale skinned woman with long black hair with gray highlights near the tips, black eyes with dark ring around each eye, a E cup chest and small ass, wearing a single white robe, golden bands on her ankles, brown sandals, and gold earrings, who was picking up several butcher's knives at random. "Too large. Mmm...which one for mother's death...mmmm."
'...then again, I can skip a meal if it means I live.' he thought while recalling her. 'Especially with the insane Elektra.'
"Mmmm." she mused before looking at John. "Oh hey, tell me, is this knife big enough to cut off a woman's face?"
He gulped in fear as he saw the woman's smile twist into an unnatural grin.
"Well?"
"Uh….n-nope, not even close."
"I see." she smiled before turning around. "I will find the perfect knife, then WHAM! Dead bitch mom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
John slowly moved away and closed the door as he sweated a little. 'I better hide all the knives.'
(Later)
John shivered while walking down the walkway to the library, to get some quiet time before finding the remaining guests. All the while his stomach growled and his eyes drooped. "Tired...hungry...need...rest.."
As he entered the library, he noticed three girls just reading some books.
The first one was a tall light skinned woman with long brown hair tied into a bun, blue eyes, a H cup chest and large ass, wearing a white robe that went over her sandals, gold earrings in the shape of a bull, a pearl necklace, a copper crown of sapphires, and a curved snake shaped arm band that went from her right shoulder to her wrist.
The second one was a tall pale woman with long blonde hair that went to her elbows, deep brown eyes, a I cup chest and large ass, wearing a short sleeved white dress adorned with embroidery in the shape of bees, a small silver crown of pearls, a brown apron, a golden necklace sporting a diamond in its center, white socks and black shoes.
And the final one was a tall pale woman with long light blonde hair, blue eyes, a D cup chest and small ass, wearing a white sleeveless gown that covered her legs, a golden swan shaped crown, a golden choker and black shoes.
John blinked while amazed at the same time. 'Wait, Ilia from Idomeneo. Saint Fevroniya of The Legend of the Invisible City of Kitezh and the Maiden Fevroniya. And Elsa of Brabant from Lohengrin?! In the same room, being calm...THIS IS A MIRACLE!' he thought before crying tears of happiness. 'I feel so happy.'
That was when he walked over, quietly, and looked at the books they were reading...which happened to be 'Sexy Knights: A Porno Harem For Troubled Ladies'.
'...ok. Three pure ladies reading smut...RED FLAG!' he thought paling and slowly backed away.
As he closed the door, he didn't notice that the girls were watching from the corner of their eyes, smirking and licking their lips with anticipation.
(Later on)
"I need a cold shower...that just...just...felt creepy." he thought as he went to the bathroom. "And hopefully this bathroom isn't full of gunk."
However as he went inside, he didn't notice that a short pale skinned woman with long blonde hair that went to her feet, green eyes, a J cup chest and large ass, wearing a white long sleeved dress that covered her black shoes, thick black thorns attached to her arms and legs that seem to twitch like tendrils, and a single black ring on her left index finger, was currently taking occupance in the bathtub, her thorns forming a protective fence as she looked at him in confusion and annoyance.
John sighed while stripping down and turned the water on, not seeing the woman at all.
"What a large snake you have." the woman deadpanned. "But could you LEAVE!"
"AHHHH!" he screamed, jumping back and hitting the wall as he blushed crimson seeing her. "S-S-S-S-S-SORRY!"
"It's fine, but you do know this is my new room." she deadpanned. "Also don't cover that thing up, I'm no stranger to them."
He blushed before recognizing her. 'Wait that's Anna from Le Villi. Oh dear...the girl that became an evil fairy bent on revenge by dancing. Shit.'
"So, could you go? I'm about to renovate."
"Um….there are other rooms you know."
"Yet I chose this one, so if you don't have anything else to offer, please leave."
"But I-"
"Leave." she frowned while pointing to the door. "Now."
He grumbled while walking out of the bathtub, put his clothes back on and walked out of the room.
"Also if you want a fucking, just ask!"
'WHY ME?!'
(Later)
"I need food, water, a bath and sleep!" he groaned in frustration while kicking the air. "But nope, I can't find a good place to rest!"
As he walked down the hallway, he noticed that another bathroom was open, tempting him to enter and relax.
"Nope! Not falling for it!" he crossed his arms. "I'm not gonna end up a blushing mess this time."
FLUSH!
That was when he saw a tall snow white skinned woman with short black hair tied into two buns on the sides of her head, ice blue eyes with a hint of white near the sides of the iris, a D cup chest and small ass, long blue tipped nails, wearing a flowing white and blue dress that trailed a little behind her back, a silver crown with several blue diamonds along the middle, silver rings studded with small diamonds on her fingers, black high heels, and holding a long silver staff tipped with a head sized diamond, walking out of the bathroom with a satisfied expression on her face.
"Ah, these indoor outhouses are amazing." she sighed in content. "Whoever owns this place will be my new prime minister."
John blinked while a little surprised at this. 'So the Queen from Schwanda the Bagpiper, the one with a literal heart of ice, likes indoor toilets. Huh, unexpected.' he thought before tip toeing backwards.
She looked at him and smiled. "Do you own the building?"
"Yes?"
"Then you are my new prime minister...and why are you backing away from me?"
"Oh! Uh, no reason, really." he said before running away.
"...I was about to ask if he wanted some cookies." she said to herself while looking a little sad. "Oh well."
(Later)
John grumbled as he returned to his room, tired, hungry and about to pass out. "Need...nap..."
That was when he noticed that there was a large feast in the middle of his room, lit by candle light, as someone was sitting on his bed.
That being a very tall alluring pale skinned woman with long curly red hair that went to her feet, crimson red eyes, a I cup chest and massive ass, wearing a long flowing see through silk red robe that covered her entire body and revealed her very naked form to the world, gold bands on her arms and ankles and was barefoot, who smirked at him.
"Welcome home, mister magician." she said in an alluring tone. "Ready for some dinner or me?"
"...eh!?" he blushed while covering his eyes. "W-W-W-Where are your clothes?!"
"Oh? Silly magician, I'm a nudist as your time calls such people." she smirked. "And since you summoned me, you must be powerful to make the unpredictable Kundry want to serve you? Ha! I will be the devil on your shoulder after tonight, but for now, I shall be your mistress~"
'Shit! Not the immortal woman that laughed in Christ's face! Not THAT temptress!' he thought in fear and slight arousal before realizing something. "Wait magician? I'm no magician."
"Oh yes you are, a newborn yes, but a powerful one." she smirked. "Especially when your magic is turning the building into a harem's paradise."
"Um...what?"
"The new rooms, the new floors you've been seeing for the last two days. That was all you." she grinned. "And you summoned others from operas, if that is not magic then I don't know what it is HA HA!"
"B-B-But I don't want a harem! All I wanted was friends!"
"And the magic summoned them and thus me." she moved herself on her back and allowed hair to fall to the ground. "Now tell me, what is your family name?"
"Edelstein."
"Ah!" she grinned while snapping her fingers. "That's the reason. I know of this family, an old one from before my time. Oh what a weird family, always crazy for power and influence. And they were known for a single bit of magic."
John gulped as she turned back around and grinned.
"They could pull any character from any bit of fiction from any medium to do their bidding. From paper, words, mathematics, maps, spoken words and even memory itself! Oh the wars and empires they helped form or destroy thanks to their hands!" she grinned before frowning. "Too bad they went extinct a few centuries back."
"What?! I swear I don't wanna do any of that!"
She chuckled. "You can hear the rest tomorrow, after we make love~"
"M-M-M-Make...l-l-l-love?" he squeaked out with wide eyes.
"Yep, I am a temptress afterall." she smirked before pouncing on him. "And wild too!"
"AH!" he cried out before she tried to kiss him on the lips, her chest right on his own and jiggling like crazy. 'Shit!'
"Now give me some love~"
"I-I-I need an adult."
"But I AM an adult!" she laughed while the screen went black, although the sounds of kissing and thrusting could be heard in the background.
To be concluded.