"Shin-Chan what are we?" said a nervous Kaito.
"What? What do you mean?I hum you !...I? ...Can I just shut up now, and you tell me what you think we are, I don't have to?" said Shinichi.
Kaito just looked confused.
"What?" said Kaito.
Haibara was watching the both of them, amused but bored and annoyed that Kaito was making her friend very nervous and agitated. And she could not have her favourite test subject and friend being like that it was not good for her and it was not good for anyone.
"Oh for goodness sake. I dub thee boyfriend and girlfriend. You both are an official couple, dating, kissing each other on a regular base and I can go on and on but just for the sake of everyone get together now because our sanity and most important mine is fed up with the teen drama. And you both are annoying" said Haibara.
As she gave them her scary look as she paced the room floor pointing at each of them in the face and almost losing it. She looked evil and impatient like the devil that she was and shrieking.
"OK!" said Haibara looking at Kaito.
He just nodded like a dog confirming it.
Shinichi just blushed as she smiled.
"And Ran is making a picnic so you two can go out on a date tomorrow and don't get caught like the last time and take care of her" said Haibara.
"Haibara!" said Shinichi bored.
"Shinichi" called Ran.
Shinichi looked at both Haibara and Kaito. He looked very uncomfortable and she looked like she was ready to kill and mainly him if he did not obey her direct order. She was compelled to stay or go.
"SHINICHI" yelled Ran scaring her.
"Got to go see what Ran wants. Bye" said Shinichi running away and kissing Kaito on the cheek who blushed.
Kaito was now left alone with the demon child.
"And Kuroba?" said Haibara.
"Yes?" he said.
"And she gets harmed in any way they will not find your body I can promise you that and or they will not be able to find you. Not even your precious Tantei-Kun will be able to find you or your body or any evidence at all because there will be nothing because I am able to destroy everything and if she is harmed then no one can save you from my wrath" said Haibara in a childish but twisted voice looking him straight in the eye.
"Shin-Chan is my girlfriend" he said smiling and he was clapping his hands and smiling like a child.
And he already completely forgotten that he was threatened by the little evil scientist, he really did not like the Demon child but he had to admit she was a great actress. And he did not getting the evil vibe feeling he got from Snake and the others. But she did have the evil glare that was scary but not as half as Shinichi's glare that she always gave him when she was mad or he did something wrong. And he realized that he was glared at a lot and maybe he should be a little nicer when there is what four or five women currently under his roof. And he was scared of all of them in some form in all different ways. He was already getting fed up thinking about it was too much planning and too much thought. And mostly it was just boring and would be a waste of time, time that he could be eating chocolate.
So chocolate and then check on Shinichi again.
His Mum might be still there but he was not sure.
No, he would go check on Shinichi first she was far more important than chocolate.
He went up the stairs to check on Shinichi and she was asleep soundlessly and she looked like an angel his angel that he loved more than chocolate. Now he was getting hungry that he was thinking about chocolate again.
And he remembered that he had his secret emergency stash that was under the bed and he was going to get it.
What?
He was hungry, and he did not want to abandon Shinichi and this was the fastest and safest way that he and she would be safe.
He went under the bed smiling to get his sweet, sweet chocolate and eat it, so he could get it and he saw the box his eyes brightened up as he saw them and he smiled like a child on Christmas Day as he took the box out. And opened it waiting for one of them best things in his life to touch his lips and his face fell in disappointment.
He was now pouting.
He had forgot that he ate it last night, and he had eaten some of it in his sleep and the stuff that he was to replace it with he had eaten that to.
He made sure Shinichi was fine, and he made his way down to the kitchen and he was horrified to what he was seeing. It was a nightmare it was just too horrible to be true a tear dropped from his eye.
There was wrappers everywhere, crumbs, smudges and dirty plates in the sink.
He searched everywhere in the kitchen the cupboards, fridge and freezer everywhere but there was none there was nothing and he was almost in tears.
They and eaten all his chocolate, all of it every single bit of it and he was left in a house with no chocolate it was one of his worst nightmares come true and he had to do something about it.
Revenge for eating his precious.
But first he had to get some more or he would die of lack of chocolate.
A headache of not having chocolate was already coming and a sore stomach, fainting or whatever he just had to have it and soon.
But he also had to watch Shinichi since her mother was gone and he did not want to wake the others again or they would all gang up and do something evil to him and he was planning on doing something evil to them.
He made his way upstairs again.
"Hey, Hey come Shin-Chan wake up" said Kaito.
"I will buy you some chocolate" said Kaito.
But she just turned in the bed pulling the cover over her head.
"I will but you coffee, you know coffee. You love coffee like I love chocolate so come on wake up and get out of bed" said Kaito.
"Hmph" said Shinichi.
"Oh come on you owe me " said Kaito pleading.
"Five more minutes then" said Shinichi.
Thirty minutes later.
Shinichi was now half sitting up and rubbing her eyes.
"Did you say something?" said Shinichi almost going back to sleep.
"Oh you are still dressed then" said Kaito happily.
He pulled her out the bed and stuck her shoes and a coat with a hood on it.
"What is happening? Am I still asleep?" said Shinichi falling asleep standing.
" We are just going out for some chocolate and I guess some coffee or decaf to keep you awake along enough so I can get myself some chocolate cake" said Kaito.
"Ok!" said Shinichi.
"Are you awake?" said Kaito.
She did not respond because she was already back asleep and there was one way that would wake her up and he was not going to do that again unless it was emergency and chocolate was. But she would not see it that way and she would kill him for it.
She was literally falling asleep again, and he caught her and he smiled putting a blanket over her. He could just borrow his mother's car, and he could just take Shinichi with him, no one would even notice and they would be back soon before anyone would now and everything would be fine.
And by the time he had made this decision he had already buckled Shinichi into the front seat and he had his hands on the driving wheel and he was smiling.
First stop was McDonalds for some food and coffee so that he could wake her up and she could help him carry all the chocolate that he needed.
"Coffee" said Shinichi.
She could smell coffee and she opened her eyes and panicked.
She was staring at a cup of coffee and there was a belt around her and a blanket.
"Shin-Chan you are finally awake!" said Kaito putting the cup of coffee in her hands.
"...?" said Shinichi.
"You don't even remember, do you?" said Kaito.
"You have chocolate on your face...Did you kidnap me just, so you could get some chocolate and you took me along for the ride?So what you could just watch me?" said Shinichi.
"Well maybe...What else was I going to do?" said Kaito.
"Wait until the afternoon like everyone else would. And just sleep like the rest of the human race would" said Shinichi.
She was now drinking the coffee.
"I have not had a cup of coffee in so long it is just too good to be true...I love you" said Shinichi.
He smiled.
"Wait, are you talking to me or to the coffee ? " said Kaito.
"I am hungry now. How about some food that you have got there and I need more coffee. Haibara said that I should not drink it and that I would be addicted to it but who cares let's just go and get some in the supermarket and a machine because I don't think you have one. I will pay you back I swear I just need coffee" said Shinichi with her eyes brightening up.
He gulped in fear to the childish monster that he had just created, and he realised this was what he is like with chocolate and now he had her hooked again.
"Come on coffee" said Shinichi clapping her hands.
He looked down she had already drunk the steaming hot cup of coffee and he was shocked if that was him he would have burnt his throat.
"Come on Kaito pedal to the metal and make it snappy I want coffee and you want chocolate so come on already" said Shinichi.
He just nodded and floored it.
And Shinichi ran out of the car faster than he could ever move, avoiding all cameras and everything in her way.
"Hey wait up I have the money" said Kaito.
By the time he got in the shop, she had already filled two trolleys with chocolate for him and coffee stuff for him.
"...!" said Kaito.
He had given her decaf with just a small bit of coffee for the smell, and this was what she was like and if he had given her the genuine thing well he did not want to see that. But she had gotten all the chocolates he wanted and more that he would have forgotten about he was just happy with the result.
And he watched her as she loaded the stuff into the car in a blur all he saw a very cute blur but still a blur.
He would have gulped in fear if she had been like this at one of his Heist and she was still his rival then he would have been defeated there was no doubt about that she was caffeine mad and he had made her that way.
"Shinichi I think you need to calm down" said Kaito.
"Can I drive?" said Shinichi innocently.
"No! Your mother nearly ran me down before and if you are anything like her driving then...There is just no way that you are driving in your current caffeine mad hyper way that I am letting you drive there is nothing that can make me change my mind" said Kaito.
"I will tell your mother that you stole the car" said Shinichi.
"...!" said Kaito.
He scratched his head.
"Fine then" said Kaito.
Putting the seat belt and hanging onto the door.
And she was driving...normally.
"You know this would have just been easier if you asked your assistant to get you the chocolate that you needed" said Shinichi.
His face deadpanned.
"It was so easy, and I did not even think about it" said Kaito sulking.
Shinichi just smiled at him.
"Is there any possible way that I can wake up without you going well a maniac or takes too long?" said Kaito.
"An alarm clock or sound similar always wakes me up" said Shinichi.
"Tch" said Kaito.
"I am getting tired now" said Shinichi as she parked the car.
"Do not tell me that you are going back to sleep again?" said Kaito.
"Yeah kind of" said Shinichi yawning.
"But there is too much to unload by myself" said Kaito.
"Goodnight Kaito" said Shinichi getting out of the car and going in the house.
He pouted.
And when he went in Shinichi was fast asleep on the couch hugging a pot of coffee that he had bought for her and she was smiling.
It took him an hour to put take everything out of the car and it had only taken her less than two minutes to put it all in like lightening.
And he sat down on the couch beside Shinichi and devoured a whole chocolate cake and a box of them.
And he then set his trap ready for the thief who had taken his chocolate knowing that they would likely take it again and he would happily wait to find out who it was.
He grabbed Shinichi again to put her to bed this time and when he put her on the bed he was exhausted as he sat down beside her. His eyes falling down and he soon fell asleep again beside her hugging his chocolate bear and Shinichi was hugging the coffee bear that he bought. It was a matching pair that came along with what they had bought.